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What are we doing Andrew? We're attacking the wasps. Biological warfare.
Rudy Canabray, Attack of Walshsons.
Bob.
My house is in the big land.
Oh, my God.
No trespasses allowed! Let's go. Is there a camp for me? I wanna get stung. Roy, what is your shirt doing on? We have to explain the concepts of fair combat.
Merch that in combat.
What's the constant?
There's got to be another tin, right?
I know where the tins are. Bailey, you joining?
Of course I'm joining. Ooh, it's dual wielding. Andrew, explain the concept of fair combat.
Whenever there's a wasp's nest, we have to attack you with Kandoray without shirts on. To get stung like... Andrew's got two guns, I've got one. I didn't even know there was a wasp's nest. No, there is, bro, because all his mates came.
I have to jump to the pool.
Right in the mouth. Look at what's clutch.
Thank you.
- Look how awesome. - Yeah.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- You sure? - I call it you.
You ready for the shit, huh? Where are they?
This is a big nest up there, they went nuts. There they are! There they are! Ah, motherfuckers! Motherfuckers! They are, they're coming out. They're coming out! Ah! Ah!
Bye.
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Okay.
Fucking hell, I'm loading them! Keep trying to keep going, there's fucking holes in there.
Let's bombard it. Get more cans. We need more cans, bro. They're all right. They're all right. I think we got it.
Welcome to the concentration camp.
Motherfucker.
- Yes.
Andrews, they're pouring out though.
They are piling up.
Ah, motherfuckers. Well, then we're going to get deep enough to actually kill...
Now they're sliding out.
UGH!
There's a pile of them just falling out.
Bailey come closer. - Oh I got him. - It's alright.
They're falling out the side of his mouth, look.
Ah, motherfucker.
Yes, you are. Okay, now hold on. I have a feeling this isn't over. I have a feeling this is not over.
Yeah.
I can see movement. Must kill.
Alright, I think we leave it a little while. You just eradicated their whole clan. Yeah.
That was the...
The Wasp Holocaust.
Just a minute.
Yeah.
- Bro. - Lost the cost. - Yeah.
If I hear buzzing, I need to hear CC. Ah, bro! All his mates are coming back. They're called backup!
All right.
Roy did we win?
Thank you.
mission accomplished you gotta wash the raid off
Champions of life.
I thought he'd better.
But then I guess my women live better than most women. That's just how it is when you have anything to do with the top G.
of a good life.
Thank you.
Lay down, G.
I'm the top G, he's the other G. G stands for gentleman, of course, in case the world didn't know.
and he eats
sirloin steak all day every day or t-bones he likes t-bones
Thank you.
He will not even touch dog food anymore. If you try and put dog food out, he will not touch it. He's the most spoiled dog ever. He waits. You'll put dog food out and he won't eat for two days. He'll starve himself waiting for a steak because he knows he'll get one in the end.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He even takes his time with it. He's not even worried. Like, "Oh, he might take off me." He's like, "No, let me just chill, enjoy my steak."
G.
Are we working today T?
muscles.
It's muscle. It's muscle day. You don't ever ask Tristan what's it gonna be because when you're drinking it could be champagne, booze.
Rub in alcohol. Drink it. What about today? My muscles.
That's always my answer.
Tristan, you want to get a drink? Yep. Booze.
Justin, what do you know about intraset boozing? Mmm.
I don't know why you're scared.
Boo's Fitness Program. Oh, you just want to do Boo's Fitness, do you? Yeah, no, but you don't drink before. You have to, first of all, get the muscles pumping up so your blood's flowing around. Then you do the heavy shots of whiskey, because it...
enters your muscle and helps growth.
It's not how you do it in cowboy land.
Y'all.
Y 'all.
Woo!
Ah.
So...
Well, baby, you're trading. You ain't getting away with this. All these nerds out there with their protein shakes. *laughs* Wish they looked like us. That is a protein shake.
Drink up, Bailey.
Okay.
Thank you.
you
Bye.
You know that whiskey may have just cured my stomachache Alex, I'm feeling better now. Yeah. Did you have a stomachache before? Yeah I did but you know.
Took a little Johnny Walker pre-workout. - Johnny never let me down.
I always count on Johnny. That's what they say.
You look good.
My Johnny's never let me down. It's weak strength-wise? When you tuck the elbows in, it fucking...
- It makes it so clear. - Your club, yeah.
You're impressive muscle growth.
side to legs to the chest.
I did worship for ages.
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You know why?
'Cause when I was a little kid, I was a little bit chubby.
Like I had like a little thing right here, like a little fat pocket right here.
And so I wear shirts to pool parties.
So about 13 minutes.
- Boom, boom, everyday.
Every day. Good. Years and years.
So do you have repressed rage? If I start calling you fatty, are you gonna put shirts on? No, you should try it on. 10?
- Better.
- Oh.
- I found this when you put the fat kids at pool parties. - Wait, 10 or 12? I thought we were doing 12. - No, you increase the weight, you lower it by two rows.
We should take some more pre-workout.
All right, let's go. So just to increase that, yeah?
Yeah. I'll do it with you as soon as I see them take the pre-workout.
- Here we go.
- You don't scare the whiskey?
- You in this with me, Bob? - I'm in this with you, let me get them, making their free. - Good friends with Whitney,
CEO of BPI Nutrition.
We tried to get this on the line, Whitney.
*laughs*
Woo, I'm feeling stronger already.
One, two, three.
Three.
Four.
5, 6, 6,
- Fuckin' I'm done. - Good set. - Woo! - Yeehaw. - Woo!
Bye.
- All right. - Let it be known that Justin was doing tricep rope extensions with this weight.
I definitely can't do it. Matter of factly, if I were to just
Hang from this.
One. That's why Wallers literally just freaking out. One. One.
- Ah! - Don't pull up!
- Pull up. - At least do a pull up.
- Yes.
Listen, you know I don't have the trick to
Deal with it, cowboy.
- I got no choice. - You got no choice, bro.
Zero choice.
- No.
You know, like some Aldean, some curls, some cigarettes, and some Johnny Walker.
To build the whole world
Just a bunch of square-court fields and wheat farms, man. It all looks the same.
Miles and miles of back roads and highways connected little towns with funny names.
I'm gonna live down there.
In the middle of nowhere. You know what they ain't done. They never rose to the end of the night.
Never met one of their horses planted at sea. The city is a ass for you and me. Car a horse. Ha ha ha. Ha.
They don't understand why I got names. In a world of shadows and bonding chains, the time for liberation is near. Unmatched with perspicacity, wisdom is revealed. Your mind, body, and spirit are sharpened, and endless possibilities unfold. So stand strong. Defy conformity. Rise above. Your destiny knows no bounds. Resist. The same.
Battle raging for your mind.
If they fail to brainwash you, then they will try their best to restrict your body. They will do anything it takes to stop you from telling others the truth.
Please don't let them catch me with a empty clip Please don't let them catch me with nothing well stick Show me who genuine Cause my paranoia to everything Long time me no sleep when me leave Lord me and beg you Cover me Can't let me rub a grip Can't find love a bit Can't trust nobody That rough road yeah just in summer way South Spring Me can't let my dog yeah If them catch me I take my charge yeah
Thank you.
Okay.
You guys want marshmallows?
- No.
Thank you.
So we'd love to go back.
Have you ever tried roasted marshmallow?
You ever try this?
It's an American joke.
Bravo.
by beginning of it.
And you can let me off the house.
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No, boys, then? No, no, for me. Try, it's true.
Thank you.
It's American.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Where?
I don't want to.
Yeah.
Thank you.
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