Transcript
Intro
Andrew, you hungry? I'm making lunch.
- Okay.
I never make lunch.
So I've decided to be a good brother for once.
You're going to eat exactly what I eat for lunch.
It is nutritious.
and delicious.
Here you go.
Thank you.
*clap*
Okay.
with peanut butter and a pack of cigarettes.
We're going to eat loads of peanut butter and smoke loads of cigarettes, and that's going to be lunch today.
- Thank you.
How are you waiting?
If you were expecting some kind of complaint from me,
I'd consider this perfect if I had it.
What's in peanut butter? It must have some kind of protein. It's made of peanuts. Can't be that bad.
This is fine. Tristan, this is fine. Peter Parton cigarettes.
This is better than fine. That's my new diet. I've not eaten anything else. You know what I wish we had? I wish we had bananas.
So we take this peanut butter and put banana in it and make a shot of espresso.
Mix it all up. No bananas.
It's against the rules. No espresso either. Peanut butter only.
I'd rather dilute it.
You got cigarettes?
Bye.
It's hard to talk. Maybe you're working for the Matrix to shut me up.
Part of my plan.
It's not there.
Who likes crunchy peanut butter?
Every normal human. No.
The disgrace.
*musique*
Thank you.
Okay, leg day, so.
We're all here, got the mats on the floor, got the wine, got the tequila, got the peanut butter, got the cigarettes, got the lighter and the bottle opener.
I think that's what we need to train legs, right? - Yeah. - These are the necessary items. So every 300 squats we do, we unlock a new achievement.
tequila shots, wine,
Smoking.
Smoke hardens the muscles in your legs.
And wine is a natural painkiller to help you fight through.
We have the antioxidants. Exactly. And we have also electrolytes. Those aren't as important as the wine. I mean...
*thud*
electrolytes.
Alex is always health conscious. Yeah. So am I.
Thank you.
-
Let's do it
50 done.
Oh!
- -
Only 950 more to go.
I'm going to need you to.
No, I get wine break after 300.
Ah.
Thank you.
3, 2, 1, go.
Three.
Oh, fuck.
- No.
- Let's get that.
Would that be a better angle? On top of the stair machine? I'll try that next time.
3, 2, 1, go. 1, 2, 3.
- Okay.
One, two, one.
- -
*music *
*music*
Hold it.
Okay.
Prepare!
3, 2, 1, go.
- Absolutely.
- One, two, one, three, three, two, one. Woo! Bring the legs.
And has Bible verses written on the ball. So give us extra strength. Although it is in Romanian, so...
*laughs*
Only 200 more to go.
We're gonna have the booze!
Why normal?
*door opens*
- That's how you train properly.
Christian wine from a monastery.
with Bible verses written on it.
For the Lord is my strength.
- -
I don't know.
- -
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I heard wine is a very refreshing drink after you squat.
Bye.
Ah.
Ah.
Here you go. Here you go.
*Sigh*
*
- Nice. - Refreshing.
Come on Alex.
Nice.
That's a good wine. It's wonderful.
*Dramatic music*
Bye.
It doesn't even taste like wine.
It's because it's not wine, it's port. That's stronger than wine.
.
Henry's looking at all of his Haram face.
You should have more in it. For the next steps.
- Okay.
Labor in the name of our Lord.
The other chance to cross all the chips. - Okay, we have to do 100 lunges after 1,000 squats.
.
So we're not even halfway.
Thanks for reminding us.
- Anytime. - How you feeling now?
Wonderful.
- Oh, the cigar, we...
Perfect.
Underhide some.
Okay.
I'm gonna take that as medium.
*Mario plays*
Alex feels great as usual. Thank you bro.
It's the wine.
You sit for that yourself.
The pain's starting now so this is probably where it all begins.
- One, two, five.
We've unlocked cigarettes. We're at 400 squats.
- Bye.
Ready? Next step. - Okay, let's go.
*laughs*
3, 2, 1
One, go. One, two, three, four.
Fire.
Six.
Set.
Okay.
Nine, two, three.
One, two, three, four.
5, 6,
7, 8, 9,
- How is it? - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, thirty, one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven,
Hey.
Now, 40, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Ooh, hard set. I wouldn't have been able to get through it without a cigarette.
It was good watching you do that, Kevin, his instructor.
Achievement unlocked.
600 squats.
to refresh and rejuvenate ourselves.
Okay.
Well...
Uncle Jose.
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Ah, here we go. Extra delicious. Extra delicious.
- Extra. - I'll be the judge.
Nice.
Extra delicious.
You can't keep a straight face and say yes to the list. Yes, I can.
Hup!
Why can't you look tequila?
You gotta fly.
No, no electrolytes.
That collects a cheating.
Baby, trust me.
Trust you
I want the world to know that I hired this man to be my...
Expert nutritionist.
Alright, throw his electrolytes across the room and drink tequila in training instead.
Exactly.
- Well I'm a true professional. - Exactly. Good thing they were like, nah. Not so after. I had to keep up.
Drink your wine!
I'm your nutritionist.
Now we're talking.
*Dramatic music*
2 minutes and 100 lunches.
How do you feel after a thousand? Easy.
Easy?
I didn't smoke enough.
*laughs*
Struggled a bit at the end, but I didn't have enough wine.
Good point, amateur mistake.
You have to smile, Lisa. You look more beautiful in the side. What do they call you? Earlier you were smiling, so I'm taking a house for sure. I don't want to smile. What did they ask you back then?
You should find the beauty of life. What are you saying? I'm not saying that. But I'm not saying that. We are now facing the danger of the day.
about
Bailey get a selfie of me get picture of me and Lucy my friend Lucy. Of course. Lucy would you take a picture with me?
You're a famous journalist, I would love a photo. You're a famous journalist, I would love a photo. Say cheese! Say cheese! Say cheese, my friend Lucy.
Got it? I got it. Perfect.
Bye.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Nice.
- Thank you.
you
Thank you.
*click*
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Squeak*
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