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*Gunshot*
you
So let me tell you all a quick story.
you
about Vice News. Remember Vice News?
I know they don't matter. I allowed them to come and do a piece on me in the war room.
about seven months ago now. I knew it would be a hit piece, of course, I'm a professional.
But I also knew anyone with a brain would see through the hit piece and see the beauty of the worm and want to join. So I allowed them to come do a hit piece.
And then...
I got interviewed by Piers Morgan. I looked for calling.
our friends from Vice, but
He can wait.
Then I got interviewed by Piers Morgan and he came at me hard and all of the comments were saying, "Bro, take Taji."
The Matrix tries to tell the world that everyone hates me, but the truth is,
Everyone actually loves me.
So when Piers tried to come for me hard, expecting to be a hero, he was actually attacked.
and he felt
Like.
Oops, I made a mistake.
which stopped Vice releasing their hit piece.
because they called me and said, "Hey,
Still calling.
Bye.
Nicole said, "Hey, we want to film some more. We feel like we didn't get the other side of the story."
Basically, we want to undo the hit piece.
and do the fair journalism we were supposed to do in the first place.
Because now we realize making a hit piece on you
doesn't work out well for us.
Then I went to jail because I'm matrix attacked. And they thought, ah, he's a bad guy. Now we can do a hit piece. And they released a hit piece. And nobody believed it. Just like I said, everyone saw through it. Saw it was garbage to the point where Vice had to turn the comments off because everyone was insulting them.
They even falsely edited it.
Me stuttering.
When have you ever seen me stutter?
on any video ever, to try and make me look frustrated like I've been caught out
by this dork called Matt. So they released a hit piece
and it was totally detrimental for them.
Nobody believed them.
bombed their reputation even worse. Vice used to be something, and now they're completely off the deep end. Nobody gives a shit about them.
Complete Matrix propaganda.
So then I get released from jail.
And now...
Matt from Vice.
Is begging me.
begging me for another interview.
calling me every day, begging me.
Please, please, please.
So I've decided.
Because I'm such a nice man. Most people have a hit piece done about them.
And they don't talk to that organization anymore.
But I'm so nice.
I'm going to have a conversation with Vice News. We're going to talk today.
We're going to talk to Matt. You message him.
"Again," I said, "an instruction."
Again.
Like a little dog.
So we wait for Matt to call us. And we're gonna hear what Matt has to say about the fact that they were dishonest.
And they weren't particularly good at-- oh, look.
Again.
Please, Mr. Tate!
Geeks!
you
- I'm sorry.
Well, if it isn't Matt.
Andrew, hey!
you
Mr. Honest Journalism.
you
Yeah, that's how I think of myself.
How are you? You in your house?
It's a shame nobody else thinks of you that way, Matt. That's why you have to turn off the comments on your little video.
Are you at home?
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Congrats on your being released under house arrest.
Thank you.
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What do you think is
next.
-
Well...
It's a beautiful reality, Matt.
It's a beautiful life and I'm clearly one of God's chosen ones.
And I'm here to spread a positive message and continue with my mission.
to prevent the degeneracy which is purported by organizations like Vice, drug taking,
and other forms of
pornography, a bunch of other stuff you are involved in.
I'm here to combat it. I'm going to lead people to the truth and to the light.
We're all going to be
better people have a better society for that.
And I think you learned that
when you turn the comments off in your little video.
that most people understand I'm a force for good.
And that hit pieces don't really work because
You've lost all credibility in the mainstream matrix mechanisms of the media.
Unfortunately for you.
you
I actually have no say in what the comments are on our bread.
- I think they were turned off
women were getting harassed
Is that your excuse?
or that's what I think.
is the reason
They were turned off for a bit.
But anyway, regardless,
The main reason
calling is
I want to see whether you
we were helpful
another interview
Uh,
Why would you want to interview me? I'm a bad person, I thought, according to your little story.
Whoa.
I just tried to report both sides of every story, so... Oh, you do both sides?
- Is that how you think you work?
Well, that includes your side as well. So, you know, it was...
Obviously difficult to interview you
while you were
in jail.
now you're out, you know, we can actually
have a chance to hear your side of things.
Problem is, Matt, everyone on the planet wants to interview me.
So the question is why would I choose you when I have unlimited offers from people who are far more successful and better than you at the job?
Because I'd be doing and I'm not trying to disrespect you. I'm being honest.
I'd be doing you a favor.
Like,
Matt.
What's your last name? Shane.
That name didn't matter until it was associated to mine.
You do an interview with me, you matter for a little bit, but I can do an interview with anyone.
So why would I do an interview with you? And this is genuinely a question. It's not an insult. I'm actually asking you why I would choose you
when I have
unlimited offers on the table.
Because we have a history.
We have a history of you doing dishonest journalism on me, so I would choose you.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Okay.
any journalist
be tuned.
is going to
ask you the similar questions to the ones I asked you. I have no problem with your questions.
Questions in our talk.
The reason?
The reason that I want to do an interview with you, and of course you can do an interview with anyone
you want and you know
kind of your choice.
I'm just one of the many people asking you, I guess.
but we have a history
and we got cut short last time.
and there are still unanswered questions
that
I want to put to you. I can only tell you why I want to interview you, you know?
Ultimately it is your choice.
Thank you.
It is my choice, isn't it?
I get to choose which reporter in the world, all these reporters who want to say bad things about me, I get to choose which reporter on the planet gets to become relevant via proxy because I am the most relevant person. And I get to do the charitable act of allowing somebody to sit next to me and ask me questions.
It's kind of interesting. I need to think heavily about it.
I can't just give out such a fantastic opportunity to
Disingenuous nobodies.
Something I need to think about. Do you work for the BBC now or do you work for yourself?
I'm an independent contractor.
But it has to be broadcast somewhere. And I think
The BBC.
Where it would go.
Hmm.
But one thing I would say, though, is...
I spoke to this Artorial Shooter and he said that
One of the things you might want is the chance to
film it and record it yourself.
Oh, you mean so you can't edit in stutters like you did with Vice to pretend that I was stuttering when I was answering questions. Is that why? Is that why?
I don't know what you're referring to. Yes, you do, Matt. The algorithm to make you become more famous and more viral. I'm not an expert on algorithms for social media platforms. I do not have most of them installed on my phone. I cannot control what a 15-year-old Singaporean decides to do when he chops me up and calls me names.
I can't control that, and I wouldn't try to.
When you search for your... And I wouldn't try to.
When you search for your name in Google, what are the associated terms? Why then have the Romanian police said the investigation is ongoing?
I'm not sure where you got that information from. I'm not sure who said it.
Is there some kind of procedure that must be completed? I don't know. There has been a lot of bad pressure that must be completed. I don't know. There has been a lot of bad pressure.
I can't control that and I wouldn't try to. When you search for your juror that must be completed, I don't know. There has been a lot of bad practice.
Let's be honest with each other, we have a history. We're friends now.
Don't lie! Stutters were edited in to try and make it look like you stumped me with your asinine questions.
which of course is absolutely impossible.
I honestly don't know what you might be referring to is sometimes we cut to b-roll of someone's face and
when we're
editing an interview because, you know, we spoke for almost an hour, but it gets cut down to only a few minutes. So there are going to be some edits and we are going to cut to your face at some point.
You dishonestly edited. Okay, we agree.
will we edit?
I would say we don't dishonest the editor, but the idea that we would just release a you know An hour long unedited interview doesn't really make sense right because the whole documentary is
only 45 minutes, so...
Anyway, but the point is, I can't stop you
filming
In your own home,
you know, releasing whatever you want to release, editing it however you want to edit it, you know, I can't stop you doing that. So if that's what you want to do, then
You obviously can do it.
And then, you know, when people say,
Oh, Matt, you've unfairly edited this or whatever. You can say, well, here's the full unedited version. You're right. I can film our interview to protect myself from your dishonest journalism.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
I'm gonna think about it, Matt, because I'm the one who matters here.
I can sit down with fucking beer with...
Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch. I can sit down with anybody and be the most viewed podcaster interview in the world.
I'm gonna think about it. That's true. Would you would you bring me a box of chocolates?
- Damn.
I can bring you a box of chocolates. If you promise to bring me a box of chocolates, that will increase your chances and I'll give you an answer within 24 hours. But you have to promise me, Matt, don't lie to me.
- Oh, my God.
I'll check with my superiors whether I can send you a box of chocolates. Well then you check with your boss, you go into your boss's room and ask if you're allowed to spend
a large portion of your salary on a five pound box of chocolates and you let me know
And if you can,
then I will strongly consider allowing you
the opportunity to speak with me.
Are you asking all the journalists to bring you a box of chocolates? You let me know about the chocolates, man.
Have a nice day.
-
Right, so...
Now Mac's gonna come back and tell me he's gonna buy me a box of chocolate.
What matters in the book?
Because he's a dishonest journalist.
If he agrees to the chocolates, I'll agree to the interview.
I'm not gonna show up.
What we're going to do is record him.
standing around waiting for an interview.
with my box of chocolates.
You see?
Isn't the world beautiful?
Rise to a hit piece on tape.
Tate goes to jail.
We got him. Release the hippies. He's in jail. He's never getting out.
God releases me.
Vice Matt, BBC, whoever, Matrix agent number 399, begs for another interview.
And I end up with chocolate.
It's kinda like...
I never lose.
you
A few moments later...
Hello, Max.
I have this.
Thanks.
Um, I can bring you a box of chocolates.
That's great.
Here we are, see I went to jail, everyone said Tate's over, his life's done, he's gonna go to jail. Turns out I was totally innocent, I've been let free.
And now I get chocolates from Vice.
Life's looking good.
From the BBC.
Oh, even for the BBC's even better, they've got bigger budgets.
Don't let me down, Matt.
Don't be cheap. So, Gwen works for you?
How soon can you get the chocolates?
you
you
it's hell.
I've seen anyone. I'm pretty hungry.
- Yeah.
Um, assume...
Assuming the chocolates are procured,
What day is it today? Tuesday?
you
Yeah.
Hmm...
Yeah, Friday, Saturday, something like that.
soon to chop it already, but it depends who you're gonna come with because
I just talked to my lawyer on house arrest, blah, blah.
Friday works. If I need to get permission to visit you from the...
At least I'm sure I can do that. I can probably do that. Alan, my lawyer can handle all that. How many of you are coming?
It would just be... it would just be three people. Me and me and two crew.
- You're in good form.
Okay, let me talk to my lawyer and I'll get back to you.
Okay, great. I hope we see you soon. Hopefully.
All right.
- Hey.
Gotcha bitch Several days later
Yeah, who are you?
Matt. This is Matt and he looks... from the BBC. Alright I'm gonna let him know. Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good morning. I need more breakfast.
Yeah, I'll have breakfast because I've got a very important interview today. Breakfast night.
a very important entity today with a very renowned esteemed
well-known journalist, called Matt Shea. As you can see, I'm dressed for the occasion.
Thank you.
I think you can see him standing outside my house right there. Who's the film crew?
That's interesting.
Where is he? Here he is.
There it is.
Please can I have another interview?
Please.
Geek!
Ye! What a dork!
Imagine being, imagine going to school as a kid.
And everyone's like, you're a geek. You're a nerd. You're a dork.
And then you grow up.
and they were right.
That's Matt Shays reality. I was one of his interviews.
about a drug
in Colombia. And he was sniffing cocaine in the interview, talking about how the drug people aren't actually that bad, they're the same as the cocaine people.
But then he does hit pieces on good people.
Christian.
He is.
Hey, dork.
Unearned.
and geek. DNG. He's DNG! DNG. I haven't heard of it. I haven't seen a DNG in person. And you know what's amazing? What?
His stupid ass didn't do what me and you would have done, jump on a jet and fly somewhere. No, he went to the airport, checked in, whizz air, economy.
Put all his bags on the thing. Quickly, let's wait in line for security. Went through all that shit at 4 a.m. this morning to come here and stand outside my house like a dickhead.
Okay.
I want to have it to this annual salary, this cost.
Well...
you
Where do you call me when I let them know I'm having my breakfast?
So he has to fucking wait. He's calling me and he certainly will.
Still there.
Did he have chocolate?
- Matthew, can I ask you a question? - Sorry. Why is he here?
To do anything.
Come out.
What about the most famous man in the world, the most influential man in the world, the world who owns the culture, the person who's going to save planet Earth? Me.
And of course, I decided to choose an interview with him to boost his career, because he was so honest the last time I gave him a chance.
So this is Vice Episode 2.
Yes, she did, but this time,
All right.
*Sigh*
*laughter*
Woo!
It's going to be great.
PNG.
This is the energy, man.
That's not the interview, head's dance. This is my interview. This is all I have to say to him.
Mmm!
*talking about the ice cream*
Give him his chocolate? Yep. Okay, well can you tell me we can give it to him once we're sat down to do the interview? He wants the chocolate now. He wants the chocolate now? Yep. Okay, because I'm a little bit worried that he's just gonna
You know brag about us bringing him chocolate on Twitter and not actually do the interview. I Know you have to bring the chocolate first. Okay, so is he too afraid to come out and say it himself? I
No, he's just tired.
He's having his breakfast now.
Okay, could you do me a favor? Could you ask him if he's scared of doing an interview with us?
Okay, sure. Thank you.
Yep.
So he asked you if you are scared to go out and talk to him.
scared
Yeah.
- Yep. - It's a good tactic, it's a very good tactic.
Now he said, "I'm scared. I really have to go. I can't just smoke my cigar and ignore him."
Where's my chocolate? You're definitely going to be more upset at getting called scared than him wasting his entire week.
He didn't want to give you the chocolate now
She wants to get in the house and then...
Wow.
You can wait a while. Let's give them about 10 minutes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I think you need to realize that.
I think he's beginning to realize the reality of this interview.
And I was like,
Why are you so obsessed with me?
You need a MC.
Thank you.
I've got a pretty empty day today. I can't think of anything I'm supposed to do.
I mean
I'm already my famous man in the world.
I'm about to look at Shriek Kong, okay?
Already own the culture. We're fighting back against the Matrix. I already know Aikido.
Understand? So I do my Aikido so quickly that it creates a vortex, like a tornado. It goes high into the sky. I know Aikido.
I still got a lot of empty days, I didn't let them do that.
-
There's a D&G outside.
A D&G, I saw it at our house, look.
What do you think?
It's been 45 minutes now.
*laughter*
*
- Ah, woo, he flew a colony, G.
With his bags, putting them in the overhead. "Sorry!" Bumping into people. "I've reported you!" "I've reported you!"
Sorry for all my bads. I'm going to report an interview. I'm a reporter.
Cake!
You look like a geek. You're outside my door.
looking like a
Key.
Fake news media.
I'm sorry.
They're still there.
He is fake news.
Where do we get it for a taxi home?
Maybe he's stuck there. I wonder what crappy hotel he's staying in.
He's not singing a good one, is he?
I think he now must realize...
what's happened.
I think he now must realise that he's been checkmated.
in the grand game of life.
They're filming Marina take the trash out.
I guess that's the story for Vice War Quarter. They're filming Marina, our housekeeper, take the trash out.
I guess that's his vice story nowadays.
Misogynistic influencer Andrew Tate has garbage which he uses to litter the landfills and damage the ozone layer because of global warming.
Bye.
Man, shay.
Fucking nerd.
Two bags of rubbish from his house that contained microplastics. Get a life you fucking geek!
They want microplastics. Shut the fuck up. He likes making garbage documentaries, doesn't he?
- Fucking nerd. - You could film just the bag of garbage for the entire documentary, and it'd still be less garbage than the last one we tried to make.
They're still there! *laughs* Aw, have some pride, Matt. Come on. Just fuck off, Matt. Matt's the kind of guy- Come on, Matt! Get in your head! Matt's the kind of guy who will arrange to meet a girl for dinner, show up at the restaurant with his £8.64 in his pocket,
Ready to try and show her a good time. Her not show up and him sit at the table for five hours.
"Well, maybe he'll talk to me." Looks like the kind of guy he is.
Clearly.
Sigh.
You know the worst thing?
I don't feel sorry for him one percent.
Neither should anyone else.
Thank you.
These are the worst type of people. They're literally agents of the Matrix. Agents of the Matrix. They will edit your speech and cut your sentences up.
to make it look like you said something different. They will misrepresent you in the most callous and grotesque
and most promiscuous and absorbent manner.
And now he thinks that he's going to come here and walk.
interview again.
- The Metris engine. - The TNG.
Go DMG!
The original, dude. How about dancing? We need to get that trending. Oh, wait, wait, it's coming.
Thank you.
Bye.
Thank you.
Matthew.
Hey.
How's it going?
How's your breakfast? It's good, thanks.
*Sigh*
And.
Are you going to let us in to interview you?
I thought I sent someone out to say, come back a bit later. I just woke up.
Oh, okay. Yeah, we can come up with it. What time works?
What time is it now?
Uh, what was the...
2:00, 2:30?
2 :00, 2 :30?
Thank you.
- Perfect, see you then. - Perfect, ah, Matt, do you have my chocolate?
Yes, I brought you chocolate. Good, because there's no access to the house without chocolate at 2.30. I want you to know that.
Yeah, well, yeah, let's sit down and have an interview and then you can have it. No, no, no, you don't make the rules around here, young man.
You will give me my chocolate before you come into my house.
at 2:30 when we do our interview.
Thank you.
Whoa.
He's--
*laughter*
Jesus!
-
You look like a geek!
Right.
All right.
Now let's see what they do. Let's film them before they get a taxi.
Hi, my name's Matt Chee and I'm standing outside the house of Midian here in Jutee.
He told me to cut my finger and I will. He had bags of trash and the bags of trash had microplastics and then he took my chocolates.
You look like a geek.
Right.
Boy, why you so obsessed with me?
And I'm a lady, say.
And I'm a girl, say.
Obsessed.
You on your job. You hating hard. Ain't gonna feed you. I'ma let you stop.
I'm ventilation. You had a breath. Hope you ain't waiting. Telling the world how much you miss me. But we never were. So why you tripping? You a mom and pop. I'm a corporation. I'm the press conference. You a conversation. Oh, why you so obsessed with me? And boy, I wanna know. Lying that you're sexy.
I mean, you can't because these are--
He's a D&G bro. No one has deserved this more than him ever. Massage my head please, cause I've got-
There's a DNG outside and it's negative energy. You know what I mean? So just facts because of DNG. Yeah, it's affecting your brain power. It's like, I'm so cool.
But when a nerd is outside begging at the gate, "Hey, little nerd, please interview me."
Like his patheticness and his...
Insidious
Weakness is in the atmosphere. And I have to make sure that I channel my chi. So I got to breathe smoke. Got to breathe in smoke. Massage my super brain. To purify my existence. Because there's some DNG at my gate who won't give up.
Please!
Please, let me talk to you! You look
Like a geek.
I get bucked. I finish my lunch.
Thank you.
Finish my 15th coffee of the day and continue to conquer the world and be fucking rich.
Yeah, that's a good point. Pop some D&G. Don't end up like a D&G standing outside a man's gate.
That would be horrible. Imagine flying and Whiz Air calling me to stand outside a man's gate. Your only big shot in the world to ever be noticed again. You look...
is that guy's come out. - Like a geek. - And there is less than 0% chance. - The worst thing is, I said come back at 2:30, and he arrived on time to the minute.
Mr. Punctual.
*laughter*
You look like a geek.
We broke like a geek.
We don't hold that in.
Just when you thought he couldn't look more geeky. This is helping. His vibes are being repelled.
Am I a Keno?
Thank you.
Will not let you poison me.
I refuse, as my life's mission to never end up anything like Batman.
It is my life's ambition to never be anything like him. And it's a little worm who comes along and does hit pieces on people while trying to pretend to be their friend to try and get hits on the internet. And everyone realizes he's a little worm. And that he's so desperate to matter that he has to beg the same person he betrayed
for attention again, because he is a complete...
Donk.
Who would ever talk to him? That's relevant now.
No, I mean, you're not talking to him, but...
Talk to who?
The DNG.
What the fuck about him? Hi, I'm Dan G. Can I have an interview? No. Yeah, no.
You look like a geek, bro. I'm going to fly here and I'll consider it.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
You could call me.
You're busy. I'm super busy. I can see you're busy. I'm working.
repelling his negative organs.
Yeah.
Fucking nerd.
*Russian language*
Hey guys! Do you have the chocolate? Yeah! Okay, can I have the chocolate?
Look, obviously what we don't want is to give you the chocolate and not do the interview right.
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happy then
You're not gonna get an interview without the chocolate. Yeah, no, that's fine. So how about
If you tell Tate he can come out and then we can hand him the chocolate as we enter and you can film it.
Okay, I'm gonna tell him but he's pretty busy just so you know. Busy with what?
It's not your business.
It's no two business.
Okay, so he wants you to go out and get the chocolate because he's scared he's not gonna get an interview
if he's gonna give you the chocolate.
Why didn't you say you would get interviewed once you give him the chocolate? I told him. And what did he say? He wants you to go outside.
And he can like... Yeah, keep dreaming, loser.
Boy, why you so obsessed with me?
And I'm a lady, say.
And I'm a girl, say.
Obsessed. Obsessed.
Obsessed.
You want me just.
Okay, so I spoke with Andrew and you either give him the chocolate and you'll have an interview or you don't and you don't have an interview. Okay, okay, fine, deal. Where's the chocolate? Where's he? He's inside. Okay, cool. But you have to give him the chocolate first. Okay, if he comes out, we'll give it to him. He won't come out.
If you give me the chocolate,
I'll get the jacket to him and you'll have an interview. Your name is Stig, right? What's your name? I'm Alex. Alex, okay, right. So you're obviously a smart person.
you know that if I give you the chocolate,
then there's a high chance he'll never come out, right?
But at least it's a chance. If you don't give him the chocolate, you won't have an interview.
Yes, but I'm not gonna give him the chocolate.
and then just risk him not appearing. So what I could do is hand him the chocolate as we walk in. That's a smart idea, right?
Because he doesn't want that. Do you want the chocolate?
He's gonna do an interview with you after. What do you think about all this?
Um...
I'm outside now. You don't have any thoughts? Yeah, no. Well, you don't have a brain, you can't think. It's not that, it's just I don't want to get involved in this. But you are involved, you're literally filming me. Yeah, I know. You live with entertainment. That's it, you know.
Okay, so what do you do for Undertale? You work from full-time or?
Again, it's just you have to give me the chocolate.
or if not
So what he just sent to you to ask us to give him chocolate, so what?
Does he pay you? Do you work for him? For this? Yeah, how does it work? No. So this is the last time I'm gonna come out.
So yeah, you're either gonna give me the chocolate, I'm gonna give him the chocolate, you'll have an interview.
If not...
This is getting quite silly though.
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Is he gonna do an interview with us even if we gave him the chocolate?
Maybe. Maybe. There is a bigger chance he's gonna do an interview with you if you bring him the chocolate.
I'll call him.
*Rolling*
Okay, since he's not picking up... Hi Andrew! Uh, look, so I know you wanna film
so um i you know i'm happy for you to do that i just as i'm sure you know like i don't want to risk a situation where i give you the chocolate and then we don't get in so why don't we do something like you come out and
you know we speak face to face and i give you the chocolate as we walk in
Thank you.
I don't think you're a good intentioned actor, Matthew. You placed on your previous plot. So I need payment in advance, unfortunately.
Well, look, can you suggest a way in which we can find, you know, feel some sort of assurance that you're going to speak to us? Maybe if you come out now,
and we can hand it to you face to face.
Thank you.
The problem is, last time I trusted you, you acted in bad faith. So this time you must trust me.
That's the circle of life. It's the balance of the universe. It's yin and yang, Matthew. You must trust me. You must place your faith in the top G and hand over the chocolates, the payment for his presence. And then you will see, or perhaps you'll be rewarded. You have no faith in me. You have no faith in me.
If you still are scared about losing your heavy financial investment of six pounds in a box of chocolates,
then you will not get your interview. - Well, it's-- - It's a hard line, Matthew. - The thing is-- - A line that will not break. - I'm a-- - I'm Adam Prince of all. - I'm a journalist, so-- - Give Alex the chocolate! - You can't just assume that if you're nice to someone, that they're gonna not betray you. I mean, don't our journalists have registered reporting the truth? Imagine a world in which, just 'cause someone let you into their house, they didn't report on the truth about you. I mean, that would be insane.
The problem is it's becoming quite obvious that you're afraid of doing an interview with us.
You are one pathetic loser.
Okay, how about one square of chocolate? Half a layer? No. Half a layer. That seems like a fair trade. That's fair.
you chocolate right so if I give you a square of chocolate
Thank you.
Okay, see you
One hour later.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes, Matt.
Hi Andrew. Um, yes, so I've just been interviewing your fans outside. Um, they all have been saying very nice things about you.
One guy who you helped get over his weed addiction.
another guy who's come all the way from Miami.
I'm a nice guy, Matt. You didn't know?
Well...
Look, you know, there's... It is frustrating that I can't give you these chocolates because I literally have no choice in the matter. I'm bound by, like you said, my boss.
If there's any, you know...
way that you can think of where
I can come in and hand them to you as I walk in or anything.
then that would be great. Otherwise...
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't know.
Otherwise what Matt what happens?
Maybe you'll have to let me know when you...
Maybe your nuts free or something. Do I miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime?
No, I mean, you'll probably be able to get an interview
with other media outlets i'm sure but i do think the bbc is a really big and important platform
And I think that's
Uh... Probably. It's different. Probably. Well yeah, definitely, definitely. That's right, let's be professional, let's be clever with our language here, let's be on point. I can definitely get another interview.
And I can get another interview with the BBC. I can just say, send someone else. They'll do anything I want.
They probably would want to send me.
That's it. But, but, but... Do you want me, do you want to test that theory, Matthew?
Yeah, no, you can. I can. You can, honestly. If you go to them, they will say, well... You're telling me, me, Andrew Tate, the most famous man in the world, can't get an interview with the BBC unless you're involved. Is that the level of hubris you operate under? I have come...
I've come here, but we're just so, okay, look, the other thing is, because of our, the fact that we...
have this sort of, for better or for worse, reputation, where somehow, you know, we've become sort of internet nemeses.
um even though that's not how i see it then um
It probably would be reach a much wider audience and be viewed and talked about a lot more.
That's just the brass tacks of it, is what I think.
You know, if.
If there's any way... If you want to do a quick one through the gate, I think that would be great, but...
it's
Yes.
My hands are tied, Reza.
chocolate situation but i don't know if you have any suggestions no i don't want to do a quick interview i want to do an in-depth detailed interview my first interview under house arrest is going to be world breaking it's going to be massive perhaps the biggest
Internet interview of the year, perhaps of the decade.
I own the culture and I want to do it properly.
but I can't do it without the energy, which will be procured.
From chocolate.
And then I'll feel confident within myself to get the energy required.
to deal with the fake news media.
But then when I come through the door from that point there, I'm pretty sure that I can just give them to you. So then you will have them.
That's a pretty, that's, I'm still bowing down to your demand there. That's a, I think that's a pretty good.
I'm a fair man, Matt. Unlike you, I do not do snakery.
I do not do tricks in games.
I do not pretend to be someone I'm not. We are very different people.
I have given you a very fair and simple, a very fair and simple parameter.
You can decide if you want to comply or if you want to fly home.
Again, I'm sure that they flew you on a private jet. They flew you on a jet, right?
You said that you didn't care if it was a hit piece or whatever. I'm not. All I said was I was doing an objective documentary the whole time. And I want you to give you the chance to give your side of the story. That's why. Oh, you're giving me a chance. You're such a nice guy.
Thanks. These accusations are coming out regardless. What accusations? What, the same girls from 10 years ago who got disproved? Do you think anyone cares about that? Please, Matthew, you're not giving me a chance, I'm giving you a chance.
I've given you a very fair parameter. It's a parameter that you can either adhere to or you can go home and fly home economy on Wizz Air. I don't give a fuck.
It's up to you. Stop calling me. You know the parameter.
You decide. Thank you.
Where's the private jet? I don't have a private jet.
*outro music* um...
but
I know we didn't work out this time. Let me know if you have more to do to get in the future.
And while we didn't, you know,
Now to film an interview.
Obviously, we
We
have the phone calls that we had outside your house and
I guess we can use those unless you've got an issue with that. Yeah, I do. I do have an issue. I haven't signed a consent form.
Okay, well.
In that case,
Um...
I guess.
Let me know if you change your mind at any point.
Maybe in May.
Like your lawyer said, we can do another interview.
Perhaps, but yeah, I didn't sign a consent form, and it's a shame the BBC with their big budgets made you fly Economy Wizard. It must be very annoying for you to fly in and out for no reason.
I feel sorry for you, man.
Thank you. Yeah, it's a struggle. It's a struggle out here.
You'll survive.
I win.
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