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Guys you can't have a note writing competition. You can't write notes at each other. I'm not writing that. With good.
Why are the supercars here? He bought a new supercar. He's bought the car I was thinking of buying. He's bought the one that has the Nuremberg record. So now we have to go and test it and see if it can be a Bugatti Chiron. JTR Black Series gets a Bugatti Chiron but it's on very windy, bendy roads. We're going to the best roads in the UAE. So it's going to be closed.
Go.
We are back. We're back for Bugatti review round two. Round two but this time we got some competition. We got a 765 LT McLaren. They're all way behind us of course. Yeah of course. GTR Black Series, Aventador SVJ, all top five, top ten Nuremberg cars on a bendy road. We're going to see if this big heavy Chiron can teach them a lesson. So I'm going to wait for them to catch up with us. Now we're going to go to war.
I gotta tell everyone at home who loves cars, Bugatti Shiro Pure Sport on bendy roads is as capable as the most premier sports cars exist on the face of the planet. So we're gonna find out. Oh, your mate. Remember your mate from last year? Yeah, my mate. So he's still alive. He's still alive. He's still alive. He still runs out in front of anybody. Giant balls. Hey, he's definitely not scared to fucking shoe off.
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I know he can, he can fucking drive.
Oh, it goes. Oh, gee.
Drifter 5 .2 million dollar car. Anything to win. Here we go. We got to get boarding soon. I don't think it can handle this. I hope it blows off. These are all drifts. People, I'm not sure if they can realize.
They never thought they'd see this a million years.
I smell a burning on a patsy! Me too!
The car's a fucking animal! I could get rid of your vip, maybe he was catching it again. Yeah, it's like you just point there and it goes. Yeah.
Like no difference, it goes wherever you go.
- It's because of the spread. - Yeah.
- What do you think, Nibu? - And this is sharp cheat code for those who want to know. - You add this onto the car, it gives it more downforce.
- Don't cut those wires, huh? Very important. - Yeah.
I have to. So we were just driving and talking about how, bro, this thing just grips. It's just a fucking pin. This is how all cars should feel. It's insane. The bucket seats are also amazing. Because it just holds you. It's just, man. I've got to give it to fucking McLaren. Somehow, I don't think any of these cars grip like this.
Even that one, man. I don't think it grips like this. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Yeah, I really just don't believe it can grip like this. The fucking McLaren. They made it super light. The wing goes up and down. So that gives extra braking power when you need it.
Ryan, let's see. These fuckers want to play.
No chance. No chance. Shawl ain't going nowhere. We're going nowhere Shawl. We're going to jail.
See and Shawl's trying to push it to the absolute limit.
It's there. The wing is just, the goat's off man and it's just.
That's what I mean, bro. This car just man it will just do it if you ask it to do it, it'll do it It's true. It really will. It just will it just will it's got no problems at all because as passenger I could feel the little like I can feel what it can't give more bro. This thing will just give it. Oh
It'll just give it. The baguette was like, "No, I can't like stop." I'm like, "Ahhh."
- Is it the best car? - Man, this might be the best car.
You're going to have to end up driving one. You're going to end up, I'm going to convert you to McLaren 765. It's going to become your car. Nah, nah, the GT4. I believe in it. I can't wait to test it out because, but man, I have to admit. But the GT4 won't have the straight line power. It'll have to grip. Nah, but the straight line power, it's not what's super impressed me about this car. What impressed me about this car is that this thing fucking grips. This thing will just, if you tell it to do the turn, if it can't do the turn, the turn's impossible.
But to be fair to my GTR, man, that thing does it as well. Oh, yeah, and his last sort of straight line that I thought, man.
That car can do it. The 765 remains undefeated. Yeah, I think it remains undefeated. Well, at that shop, I bet you he'll say, like, his car can't do more. And you can. That's the thing, because I feel it. Yeah. The 765 remains undefeated. Yeah, I think the 765 really remains undefeated.
I don't know why it's not doing the Nuremberg and shit. I guess it's just they know. Any driver knows. Must know. You get in the car and it's just a different level of grip. It's an absolute different level.
765, bro.
Nah, man. But that can grip, too. That can grip, but.
It's an animal, bro.
755 is a fucking animal. There's nothing else. If that counts.
If that can't be, then nothing can beat it. There's nothing. Nothing can beat it. There's nothing. Nothing can help.
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By the way, this is very hard to drive, huh? Huh? This is very difficult to drive. Oh, the downwards? It's not very friendly to drive. You mean the road, yeah? This car is not very easy to go past it. Andrew really knows this car well, huh?
in your life because i was amazed y 'all when i was doing on the track i was amazed
oh wow wow yeah it's like yeah bro and this will be much quicker yep
wow what the hell see you're beginning to see to feel crazy and we're going down too bro i know
This is not, for those who don't drive much, going downhill is so much harder than going uphill.
Maybe we turn here. I see what this is all about. You see it, don't you? I see, yeah. Because, bro, it adds so much more grip than you were pushing it. And it's fun. It's fun. Bro, I know. Fun is just boring. You just, like. Yeah? Yeah, this is, like, fun. It's, like, challenging. Yep. That's the word. It's very challenging to drive. It's not easy. What do you think? Is it the gear shifts, you think? It's everything. Like, even in low speeds, it corners so nicely. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's just so, it feels so light.
Because it is it's all carpet bro look even on the bumps like I feel like yeah
- So we're all gonna stand in front of the car for a photo. - Cool. - We have a thumbnail.
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You can't override me, Tristan. The up has the override. My force is too powerful. The up has the override.
Thank you.
I got him
We'll never be able to financially recover from this.
Thank you very much.
Ho ho ho ho! But...
Oh no, no, it's just priority.
It's simply priority.
All right, Tristan, it's all the way down. No need to keep pressing it.
Oh, it goes automatically, Tristan.
I'm not touching it
See?
Both my hands are up.
So trusty
Why do you fly called?
What do you mean? It might be a little bit better because you can play the stupid game with this little thing in the middle
Guys, you can't have a note writing competition.
You can't write notes at each other. I'm not writing that. Good. Don't write that. With the free pen and paper in first class. Don't write that. You can't write notes at Luke for soon. I'm just writing. I'm just writing. Dear diary, I'm sitting next to a total loser. Okay.
It's ridiculous.
Okay, so...
Sorry guys
Um...
For Tay Confidential, I forgot to film. Where are we going?
- It's been tickling.
Yeah.
yeah
no no no it's just you know for like
context.
He had contacts So you know
We're fucking around in the first class giant and huge plane. I filmed a little bit of outside of it.
What are you doing?
I can.
Now we have to answer too.
context. So where are we going Tristan? I mean,
You can just move the screen up if you don't want to answer.
You know you're really just using cold annoying air in your face. Nice.
Have you seen his notes? He keeps notes for himself, there.
Have you seen it? I am done with this.
Dear diary, I've seen a loser of thousands of flights I've ever taken. I've never sat next to a bigger loser ever. Pokemon next to me kills himself. For the very least, there's a horror attack on the flight.
I plan to assassinate the person next to me. I'll slap him with a pen as he attempts to read my diary.
I admit it. I'm a loser. What do you admit? I need the iPad.
You made it. Yeah, you bought the iPads. I don't need the iPad. I've got a fucking Linux gay mode XLGAY.
That's what you said you had. You said you had laptop G-A-Y-S-E-X mode. I know. I know.