Transcript
*Many's voice*
Why is he here? To do it? *Many's voice* Ow! How about the most famous man in the world? The most influential man in the world in this culture? The first thing I was gonna say, Why not hurt me? Of course, I decided to choose and then do with him, to boost his career, because he was so honest the last two agents. In a world of lies, the Matrix sent one of his agents to attack the top chief. Hey! Uh...
Who are you? Matt. Oh, we have the last laugh.
You'll survive.
*music*
Just pray there's enough people who are outside of the matrix to sit and go this is some bullshit and he doesn't deserve this because I don't deserve it. I will be innocent.
Andrew Tate and his brother, well Andrew Tate's lawyer, has confirmed that he and his brother Tristan have now been released. The controversial influencer Andrew Tate and his brother have been released from prison in Romania. Tristan Andrew, what are you plans for tonight? Merge Macasa. He's going home for the first time in three months. He's back!
He's back. He's back. He's back!
He's back
*music*
all the things I'm going to
about jail.
I think my beard...
It's one of them. I let the beard go too soon.
Should've cut your open line. I thought I was a reformed man.
who deserve to look civilized, not on the outside, but really...
inside my heart would cultivate.
I need my beard back.
Are we on the outside long after us? We're not allowed to leave our house.
We have two gyms, nine bedrooms,
Three bars a pool a jacuzzi a
Guesthouse
Yeah, right. It's not easy. I'm doing a hard time fighting for my life. I'm in the yard.
But then, even when we weren't on house arrest,
We never left the house anyway. All we did was work.
Yeah, back to normality. Does it even matter? Where's your fucking cousin?
I think he's scared of Jay. I think he's scared of Joe, yeah.
"Oh, they're gonna put me in jail!" So he ran away. They know us. Where's he run away to?
No.
You know, being scared of jail is a typical Luke thing.
Luke's the kind of guy who would be scared of jail.
Something missing, something wrong with that boy.
You know, the fire in his eyes that exists inside every single man. He's like,
He's missing it. It's an empty void creature.
or smokes.
Where's the action? Where's the jail? Yeah, I know, I know. He just escaped from jail, got on his private jet, took a nap,
And now he's somewhere. And I guarantee we're on house arrest. We're not allowed to leave the house. We haven't left the house. And I bet he still left the house less than us.
You cannot leave less than us. I bet he's left less than us. I bet he's doing the geekiest shit.
So it's been a while. Let me play with my thing. So I've taken up
Gardening.
I took up gardening.
Because inside of my room,
Their quality was bad.
And I've been working my ass off to get this number
to become a good number. I'm trying to get this as low as possible. I want to get to zero.
and I will get it to zero somehow.
This is what I've been doing with all my spare time now.
No more boozing. No more travel.
Nothing.
I stay in this room.
And I try and make this number go to zero.
I try every advanced method possible.
And I believe that the solution
is plants.
I believe plants are the solution and I do not have enough of them.
So I'm going to get loads of plants.
That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make this go to zero.
This is what I'm gonna keep doing. I've been working on this for I think around one week now. I bought one of these and
It's a detector to tell me
things, good air quality.
When I first came, it was moderate.
So I'm working.
And I'm doing well.
I just need to keep doing my ventilation systems. Anyway, I'll show you guys as I continue to explore.
the possibilities of human experience
alone.
because
My cousins, they're doing whatever. I don't know what they're doing now. They're probably doing pushups and shit.
But, um...
I'm here doing the real important work, the real investigative work. And when I see them again, I'm going to show them what good air quality looks like. This is 30. It says good, but that's shit.
This number is supposed to be zero.
All of you guys, go get a Temtop. I don't work for them, but go get one.
Check your air quality inside of your house. It's probably like 55, some garbage. And we all need to strive for zero.
And I think plants are the way to do it. I've got to plants maximize. Maximize my plants. There's not enough plants.
My cousins are probably maximizing push-ups.
which doesn't change this number at all.
They've forgotten how important this number is.
Thank you.
But yeah, so that's what I've been up to.
Welcome.
back.
Episode 2
of Luke Confidential.
So talk about my life back together, Alex.
Thank you.
What the fuck is this?
What?
fucking Moran, a Moran. What's this piece of shit?
Is that your car? Yeah. Shamed.
Where's all my cars?
*thud*
The police took them. Yeah exactly so we're gonna fix that. Get this fucking garbage. How many horsepower's got?
Almost 400. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you. 400? Are you a girl?
All this space needs filling. I'm thinking...
Bugatti, Bugatti, Bugatti, Bugatti, Bugatti, Bugatti.
All of them. Yep. That's what I'm going to do. Sounds right. Whose Nissan is this? I don't know whose Nissan is this.
I'm not going to lose my mind.
400.
Yeah. I just sort of like that.
So, you guys may have noticed something different.
Mm-hmm.
Mm -hmm.
Yeah, the number's not going down, despite...
me adding a plant to the mix.
I've got two plants now. This plant I think is having an issue because I think I don't get enough light in here.
So what I've decided to do
as I put a halogen bulb, and I've done maybe 10 seconds of research, and I believe that plants can use that for sunlight.
So I think he will survive.
Because this plant has not been having its best days. I know you can't really tell.
I try and take care of it.
I cut it and stuff.
But yeah.
Numbers not going down.
but
That's because I don't have enough plans.
It's the only possible explanation.
So,
we are going back to the plant store where I got this guy
And we are going crazy.
Thank you.
*sad music*
Thank you.
400
Alex, do you know how many horsepower we got he has? 1,600 W16 engine, four turbochargers, look!
How many horsepowers does it cost? 1 ,600. W16.
Four turbochargers. Do you have four turbochargers in that piece of shit?
Out.
Move it off my fucking driveway, cunt. Otherwise it's a straightener.
You and me, bare knuckle to the end.
Move that shit.
and line up my Bugatti's. I have 10 of them over there in the corner.
I want all 10
lined up where my car collection used to be. One, two, three, four, five, six, line them all up. So Decault know that I'm indestructible.
No matter what they do to me,
I'll be back.
You understand?
Yep.
No cars with less than 1,000 horsepower are allowed inside of my danger.
park outside with the other fucking peasants.
Apologize.
I'm sorry bro
So...
Thank you.
This plant's not big enough.
That's my biggest issue right now, these days.
And I need to learn to become a really good gardener.
an indoor gardener.
And you guys are going to join me on the journey as I become better than a NASA scientist.
on how to grow
plants and doors.
I'm going to revolutionize everything.
Exactly how plants are grown in environments where there's no sun. For example, I don't know how this plant's going to do
And you'll be joining me in an exclusive
Loop Confidential.
on how this goes.
Do I really have to do this?
Okay.
you
*clap*
*
- Bye.
It's gonna take me forever.
- Okay.
I'm going to go
- It's a good one.
-
Okay.
-
*thud*
Yeah I believe that's good parking. Right next to my beauty.
- Okay.
So, sorry for the old...
video quality guys on the last updates.
But, um...
Yeah. So this is called a snake plant.
For those of you guys at home,
I highly recommend it.
I think it's much better, I think it's called snake plant, than this plant.
I think this is called a spider plant.
You guys can correct me in the comments if I'm wrong. I like the spider plant. It's okay.
It's not bad. This is some sort of poem.
And this one, as you guys may have noticed,
continues
to wither.
It continues to have issues, and I don't know if it's going to make it through the brutal training that all my plants go through, which is zero sunlight.
only halogen bulb.
So I just want to update you guys so you guys can maybe try this experiment at home.
You guys can get one of these.
And we can all work together to get the number to zero.
*Bad*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Not bad Alex, not bad.
Your new mitt looks better now.
of shit on the fucking driveway.
- Thank you.
Maybe. Admit it.
Admit it or pay the price.
What's the price?
Strike.
*sniff*
Okay, it looks better.
Thank you.
I'm harsh but fair, Alex.
Thank you.
So I thought it would be enough.
I really thought that if I just got a bunch of plants, it would work.
but for those of you guys who are familiar with this Luke talk confidential episode, this number really hasn't gone down.
It's basically the exact same number,
It's been days I keep adding plants and it's just not working.
I've got my plants.
I water them, I do all this work, they're supposed to give me fresh clean air,
But...
It doesn't seem to be working.
Now,
I don't know whether it's that plants take this out of the air. I mean, this is healthy.
So I'm happy with this.
Maybe it's the this, which I think is the particles in the air. Maybe they maybe that's just it's too dusty.
So I've decided
Fuck the plants.
And I'm going to show you guys the next move.
in the next episode of Luke Confidential. I know you guys are all extremely excited.
But I've realized plants is not the way. I keep adding plants. I'm going to run out of desk space.
Eventually, I suppose I could do a wall plant. Imagine a plant up there on the wall like kind of like a picture frame of a plant
But um...
Yeah.
I don't think plants necessarily clean too much the air. I started looking it up too. I think I may have jumped the gun and just went a bit too quick on this.
And now I've just got a bunch of plants that I take care of.
and water every day.
so
yeah
But next episode, you guys will see, because this number...
will
go down to zero.
*music*
- Sure.
- No. - No. - No. - No. - No. - No. - No. - No. - No. - No. - No.
I'm going to go.
Shoot.
- Yes.
Shit. Shit. Hello. Fuck. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Now that I can't go on that chair, there's nothing I want more. I give up all of our wealth.
all of our hundreds of millions of dollars. Guys, he doesn't mean it. For an hour's sit,
on that chair.
Alright, I'm just going to pan and people can guess what chair.
*Mario's Outro*