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Intro
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*sad music*
Thank you.
Ed, what are you doing over there?
Enjoying the sun, are you?
Recharging.
Feeling a little bit cold-blooded, are you?
Thank you.
The lizard behavior.
to investigate this further.
What are you doing over here?
Sunbathing? Carging up? Yeah. You know who likes laying in the sun?
I mean it's typical behavior for your kind isn't it? I don't want to lay in the sun. As a human I have warm blood that flows through my veins. Every morning I'm walking, every single day. I've never once, ever, laid in the sun in my life. For I am not Elizabeth.
- No!
Gloves.
to cover up the reptilian fingers.
But the most compelling piece of evidence I have found
This may appear.
to some people, as a jacket.
But I think...
that the lizard man has been shedding his skin.
in this room.
Don't know why he's put it on a hanger.
This is compelling evidence
of lizard behavior.
Thank you.
Final test.
Test of manhood, literally.
to see if you are in fact
human.
As you know, I've been investigating my brother all week to see if he is or is not.
one of the reptilian lizard people.
who secretly control the world. And I came across this
It's important to note that alcohol can be fatal to lizards.
especially when consumed in any significant amount.
So as I sit here
with my friend, Baby, drinking a glass of champagne.
I insist that you drink a glass to prove
that you are not a lizard.
Thank you.
Well, Tristan?
I haven't had a drop of alcohol in nine months.
And I'm going to talk about that quickly. I'm going to talk about not drinking because
People who think,
Drinking is extremely destructive.
I want to make it clear that last year, you watched Tate Cliff Financial.
It was a boost.
Client, PDF file ready New pan belly, can't hold pan belly Ratchik in my ears, now I send him down a medic Me have the soul, she skull of good credit Bones shaking her count that make the skull upset No, no, no, no, done set Back of the class, man, I no subject In Gran Gali, now the bema want rough sets She pop the mallard, but she no junk yet Drift the corner that make she get upset You want money or the subject? Subject
Yeah, I'm on the other subject, my coach
All we did was booze. Before you reverted, all we did was booze. And I was in a fantastic shape.
And I truthfully, after nine months sober, don't feel any better
than I felt when I was drinking 25 gin and tonics a day. I feel in great shape now. Maybe some men are just made of something else. But I could drink 25 gin and tonics a day, train like an animal, and stay in fantastic shape and do fine.
So it has nothing to do with health benefits.
It is to do with my reversion, religious connotations. But even before that, I was considering stopping through the team because I thought,
Maybe if I stop drinking,
I'll get more inventive.
with how I can spend all my money.
Because, yeah, we go to a hotel and drink and girls and have some fun or drink and chill. But I thought, if I just quit drinking, then I'll be forced to try and find more inventive ways to entertain myself.
And it turns out that that's not real either, because we already do the best things on the planet.
- Okay. - Now I'm doing the best things I've had without booze. - So, but, without avoiding the quote. - Without avoiding the quote. - I don't drink.
But...
You're not willing
on camera to drink a glass of champagne to prove that you are not a reptilian.
No, I'm not, it's all right.
Thank you.
I actually have a lot of respect
for your no religious convictions
And I guess that concludes my investigation.
I admit,
After a week of investigating,
Sad to say that Andrew Tate
is not one of the reptilians.
Alex, front kick is like you're about to run. There you go. Don't do this, Alex. Front kick's like you're about to sprint. Push. Push.
Don't go hard, dude. You've been punching a long time. I haven't thrown a punch in two years.
It's hard to fight. Don't go hard. Don't punch.
- Right, step, move, up cut, up, up.
Cross, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, you see Alex, grab it, hop, hop, cross, hop, that's how you do it, hop, hop, cross.
Boom! That's boss. Go. Go. Good boss. 106 kg and after I've cut. Good. Only one. I've cut. And then go. And then go. Yes. Again.
- Oh, I'm a slut, I'm a slut!
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. I say head kick. I'll let you go. You can kick. You can kick. You can kick. You can kick. That's how you do it.
- Hey, come watch this. - Still got it. You gotta watch it. - Two years.
- That looks so bad. - I haven't watched it in two years. - Come watch this. - I'll be unhappy with it though. - No. - Because I know how good I am.
Still look sloppy, but that was the first time I've thrown a punch.
since
October 2021.
because I was boxing, I had this old shoulder injury. I was boxing in 2021. I threw a left hook and ripped the bicep off my arm.
because of a shoulder injury. So I had the repair surgery here. Then I had the shoulder surgery. You can see the scar on the back.
But it's like riding a bike.
Still got it.
You ever want to come and fuck with me just because I'm dressed in a nice suit? Don't think I can't beat you up. Because I still can. We've taken my least favorite thing to do in the world and made it worse. I hate this machine with a passion. This machine is the bane of my life. But when I was by myself, I could just go on it for half an hour and get a little bit tired. But then you had to come along and do more floors than I do.
I haven't had a day yet since you arrived that the person who goes first hasn't beaten the previous record and the person who goes second hasn't beaten the other. So I'm basically going to do this for next week until I collapse and die of a heart attack. And it's all going to be your fault. And Andrew thinks he can win and beat all of us. Andrew is attempting the scares. Trying to break the record. What's the record right now? The record right now is 186?
in 30 minutes. How long has he been on that machine? Guess. Two minutes. Four minutes and 45 seconds.
The stairs is the worst exercises possible to do. You see, I grew up kickboxing. Fighting is
It's dynamic. But something to think about. Here, you're facing the corner. It's time out. You just have half an hour of monotonous, horrible stairs to do. And no matter what you do, you're walking, you think you've been doing them for three minutes? You wait three, four, five, six minutes, you look, it's been three and a half. Thirty seconds goes by. The time slows down. That machine is actually located in a quantum vortex that slows down the passage of time.
Feels like six months. That's why I'm so fit and strong.
- Fuck you, who is no tomorrow? - Fuck you, who is no tomorrow? Fuck you. - What to lord after we do these fucking sips? - They go outside in the sun, and smoke some cigarettes together, and cigars.
as friends and work on our phones and make some money and suck up all the power of the universe.
Thank you.
The record man
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*sigh*
*shriek*
*music*
Boom!
203 floors!
Faley bolted the new
stairs champion
Woo!
203!
Some good Romanian music to inspire him for the record. Andrew beat the record today with 198. You beat it with 203. And he's saved the past.
- Chris, what do you like to have after the stairs?
- Cigarettes, cigarillos.
- Yeah. - Fear the loans out, build that power.
- Killing.
- Finish strong.
Four, three, two, one, stop.
222 floors. Woo!
The champ!
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gonna kill him.
Thank you.