Transcript
Money cannot buy happiness.
Habibi, come to Dubai.
Outro Music
I never
Turns out you're famous. Am I? Yeah, I mean it seems that way. What for? I don't know. I thought you were cancelled. Didn't they cancel you? They found out I had a tiger and they were scared to cancel me because the tiger's famous. Ah, makes sense. When my tiger gets out of line I send my cousin Luke. But Luke, go fix the tiger. No, I'm not going to try and fix the tiger. Luke have to. No, you have to. Why do I have to? Because you're a tiger.
- Joel, I thought he was cancelled. - Yeah, I thought he was too. What's happening? - I thought he was cancelled. - I'm pretty sure there's a bunch of news articles out there saying he is cancelled. - Yeah. - Are they wrong? - Yeah, I think he's cancelled.
Is this what cancelled looks like? Yeah.
*music*
- You know, I'm not too bad, man. - Your performance on "Free Smoke and Chill" was
Really worth it. Really validated. I follow you on Rumble. I have your newsletter. It means a lot that you're here and that you're not hiding away from everything that's going on. And I want to tell you that they may silence our voices, maybe us, but we're here. We support you.
in our own way by fighting for ourselves every day, for our families, for our friends. So have a great time in Dubai. You don't deserve anything but the best. Seriously. Whoever misunderstands you, thank you.
Thank you my friend, it means a lot to me. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you.
Get in Luke. Why are we going out? Luke, I actually need to admit that you were right. What do you mean? There's nothing to buy that makes you feel satisfied and happy inside.
It feels a bit gay, you know? Okay, yeah. Two gay people invest in things. Yes. Do you know what I mean? I do know what you mean. Makes sense. So it's just like, it feels a bit me. I knew it. There's nothing else to buy. I told you. And we have too many cars. We have too many watches. But then I thought, fuck Luke. I can do whatever I want. Wait a minute. But you just said I'm right. You are right about there being too many cars and too many watches. But also at the same time, fuck you.
Both of those things are true. You're right. We have too many cars, too many watches, but also, fuck you. What are we doing? So it's kind of like two parallels existing at the same time. I know, but there's no bar to buy. There's matter and antimatter. No, we can't. When they come together, they collide into an explosion of money spending. No, no, that's not how it works. No. No, it's not. No, it's not how it works. What do you mean money spend? No. So we're on our way. I've decided I want to go racing around Jebel Jais again like we did last time. Yeah.
Obviously, this car only has two seats. So we have to get another car. And we have to get something that can keep up with the Bugatti Sherpa. No, we don't. We don't. We basically now at this point have no choice. No, we have loads of choice. I woke up this morning and thought, there's only two seats. There's three of us. No choice. No, there's more choice. There's choice. What's the choice? There's choice. I don't know. Just, um... Jewel has multiple supercars. Those are Jewel's cars.
Yeah, but he has multiple. He's one man. Yeah, exactly.
He's one man. I only have one supercar here as one man. No, but that's here the same here No, but you can fly 10
No, I'm a last time we came here and you are organized for it to be closed to try and damage me I remember
Don't that again if it's closed you and I are having a straightener right here right now No, we're gonna have a straightener right here right now if it's closed. I'm warning you
- Slim advanced, close look at you last time. - It's not closed, I didn't see this coming.
- Excuse me, I got you. - I did not see this coming. - It's fine.
They got your wages.
It's too long. Too long. Any Bugattis? Are you still got this carbon one? That car is so good.
You're on.
Vivo?
Look at the blue carbon. Isn't that beautiful?
Look, if we had two of these, do you admit we could do the lottery?
No.
This must be sold. I'm going to ask.
The problem with the Mocherons is this two-tone, the coloring is boring.
color on mine is so much better than the black and red and black or whatever they all fucking
No one has any style.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Why?
Now...
You mean that
I mean, no, you don't.
- Ferrari SF90.
You don't need one.
Thank you.
No.
The problem is I've already bought one of these.
- I know. - It's on the way.
I know.
I don't need to buy this.
Father that's already on the way.
You have all the cars.
Thank you.
It does look nice, but we don't know.
No, I was just...
No, I can't. What's the fastest car around?
Probably the 765.
Thank you.
but you super don't need one of those because you have two of them.
I only have two?
Yeah, no, not only two, you have two.
You definitely don't need that.
You already have two.
It is the fastest.
It is the fastest car.
I do, yeah.
- Yeah, you're lying. - Yeah, but you have two.
Why don't you just fly one in if you want that one?
No, I guess I could just fly one of my...
I don't think that would annoy you too much.
as me picking one up today.
No, but you can't do that. You can't get three the exact same car.
I have nothing else to do but kiss you off.
You deserve it.
Let's admit that you deserve it.
Do you admit that? Do I deserve you buying three, a third?
No, that doesn't make sense. At least something else. I don't know.
Not a lot.
I don't think we'll be that quick.
Yep.
you know
Yeah.
Oh.
What is this?
set up.
Ridiculous. A super McLaren?
The thing I don't like about them is you can't go to the drive-thru
the only one done.
Only this bit comes down.
They're that fast.
to open your door.
the tunnel
which is of course unacceptable.
Yeah.
They're that fast that they don't let you have windows.
No, the other ones.
cooler.
to make your look
The economical option.
to be sensible.
to not be in it
and not be ugly.
be to buy a third set.
No, no, it'd be to call to fly one in.
You have two.
No, but you have two.
You like when I'm sensitive.
Yes, but it wouldn't be to buy a third car third carbon copy of another car.
Thank you.
All right, brother. Let's look at the car.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
You gonna look?
Thank you.
You can't keep doing this. So this is our third one of these. Our third, so this is five, three of these. My third one.
I have one spider, one coof, and I have another spider. Goodbye.
Beautiful, huh?
So you tried to leave your cousin at home. I said, let's go driving. Let's go to the mountains. There's only two seats.
And I look. No, but you could take a Jules card.
I know I know he's got I know this is a
convertible and it's a cool car but you already have two. Let me tell you the kind of person you are Luke.
First, you're the kind of person to leave your cousin at home without a car to drive. And secondly, you're the kind of person to maintain jurisdiction over other people's cars.
Why do you think that I'm allowed to take a picture of this car? Why are you saying that? Is it your car?
So you try to leave your cousin home.
Try to steal Jules' car. This is why everyone on Take All Financial doesn't like you. One of the most dislikable people on the face of the planet.
You tried to leave your cousin abandoned without something to drive, and me, as a good man, came here and bought my third 765
I'm sure that we go driving, my brother.
does not have to sit at home by himself. - But you get a- - You don't give a fuck about anyone but yourself,
You could have flown one in.
You have two.
three.
- I'm sorry.
No, it can't be.
It can't be. How can we go through? Explain that. No, this automatically happens. The Rolls -Royce dance is this. What's the McLaren dance? Third 765 dance. Do you know it? No, because I don't have... Why do you have three in the same car?
Yeah, but they're different colors, though.
Alright, I have these shoes in different colors, true or false? True. I have these. Are they all the same color?
I meant they're three different colors. They're not the same fucking car, then, are they? I meant they're three different colors. A black t-shirt and a white t-shirt aren't the same fucking shirt. They're still a t-shirt.
You need to face facts.
You need to get with the program. He tried to leave you with nothing. Right, that's what he tried. Is that what he tried to do?
I said that you could use Jules card. You are you? I said you do that to me
He's actually genuinely a really bad person. Yeah, genuinely evil in his heart. No, I said He's nothing but the worst for all of us. She is praying for our downfall for very long time
That's why I wore the shirt what's the other dance used to do Miami did some other things
cars stop buying things don't worry
one of the first. It's got
that just in the way
So he owns one of them now.
It's happening with the party of the
mix our common red wine tea.
Well,
- You can just do so with the touch of a button. - Does it have a sound system built into the house? - Absolutely, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, we have flamingos.
Huh?
In case times get hard and we need to eat something, grab one.
Put them on the barbecue.
Flamingo sashimi
Mm-hmm.
No, please. They are protected.
technologies for the wellness real estate so you will have a
water purification which you can open tap water anywhere in the house
Your shower will be infused with vitamins to take care of your skin and hair.
Vitamin-infused showers. Finally. I know, right? Finally. How have I been living like a peasant all this time without vitamins? Vitamin-infused showers. For my hair. Take care of that part. Thank you. Thank you. You will have amplification to 98%.
dynamic lighting that affects your mood in the morning
feeling friends and they will rely so
taking care of all your
- Sixth and--
to make you feel good from inside.
That's all you need, right? - Sounds good, yeah. - Very good. Yeah, and you keep finding things to buy. - You keep saying there's not enough to buy. Admit it.
Thank you.
What do I normally buy?
- Usually buy watches and cars.
That's stupid. We shouldn't do that anymore. We don't even want to do cars. That's dumb. No, no, no. That's just a waste of money. I know we saw that car that you don't have yet, but...
It's just some random brand. I'm pretty sure I don't know what it is.
I don't think it counts. I actually will stand here and agree that like, we can buy property, we can invest, we can do better things, we can just buy watches and cars and repeat. That is stupid.
- Agree. So we're finally,
No, Tristan, he's right.
He's right, we finally are coming to agreement. This is good, nice, solid investment.
What time is that? No, you have a watch there.
No, but I just saw it. It was on camera.
Oh.
You know, I knew something was up.
I knew something was up.
Don't tell me. Please, just have it be, uh, I don't know, uh...
We're drinking water dance.
Some dance, not the dance.
This is where we live dance.
Blue house times.
Do you remember?
Flashback to Miami. -Bull on the palm.
If Luke was to charge our finances, what would we do?
in the metaverse.
some fucking dingy apartment in Rhode Island of NFTs like losers.
At Mayview or In Charge, we do nothing fun, everyone.
No, we would. I mean, we have our computers, we do some work.
You know, we'd actually be in Hawaii, we'd be in Hawaii.
Swim in the waves. Waves.
The waves.
It's good because it's nice and calm.
exactly how I like it.
No, you don't like it calm. You don't like calm.
You don't like it, though.
which makes me like him.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That might be true.
So we got a new car and got a new house.
Thank you.
Okay.
What's left?
You guys can't keep doing this. Well, you're, uh...
I felt that.
what matters.
car
- What, what? - And I'm like some sort of loser. - Why would that be upsetting?
thousand if you're
but it doesn't match my McLaren.
The parents don't make watches.
think outside the box.
something.
Hold on.
Thank you.
No, just Tristan, your watch is amazing. It's great.
It's a great watch. You need to watch your fucking mouth.
Luke didn't want you to have anything to drive to.
Why would you do that to me?
I said you could use Jules car. We don't need to buy a brand new super car. Who's in charge of all of Jules cars?
No, we could have asked Jewel.
Take a look.
and calling the favors from our friends.
That is typical Lucas.
really fucking is. This can't be what we do.
It's just more and more things.
Things.
items
contraptions. We can't hold them.
technologies.
We don't need these. That's the world. The world's been a never ending scramble for resources.
Look at the current conflict.
We have to acquire as much as possible.
What are we gonna do instead? Keep what? Fucking imaginary printed money?
I suppose it is imaginary Prince of Bunny. So you may as well just acquire as many resources
possible.
A car is a thing that drives.
thing you can live in.
Yeah, and NFT gives you access to a community. I give it to me.
Who's your cousin, Kristen? Sort your cousin out.
Guys.
Outro Music
Please, please, please. What are we doing? I'm a baseball. What are we doing? Is that booze? I guess it's booze.
I don't even know how it works. It smokes even when you're not smoking, isn't it? It's the souls of my enemies evaporating as they pray for my downfall and consistently fail. As the matrix attacks me and tries to decimate
the veil of deception and realize that i'm actually the savior of earth all of their hatred inside of their hearts evaporates and ends up inside of my machine and i ingest it into my lungs
become more powerful than ever before. Nice. So you just gather all the souls, put it right in there, and you just adjust it. Power up.
Thank you.
Nice, good system. Good system.
Tristan, I've yet to tell you about the biggest scam of all time.
How's it?
Sorry? Is it Cousins?
No, it's not cousins.
You sure?
Yes, I'm 100% sure. What is the biggest gamble you've won?
So I've learned
Because I don't know any of this stuff because it's not my job.
I don't know anything about YouTube or Rumble or how much they pay, blah, blah, blah.
So I've learned
recently
that YouTube is scamming everyone.
More than you're scamming me.
Yes.
Tristan, it's the biggest scam in the universe.
Tell me. So...
I don't fully understand. This could be a not the best breakdown, but
YouTube has a lot of people who pay to advertise on YouTube. Yes.
So the amount that they pay for per thousand views
should be more than rumble.
Rumble pays almost double.
double and they don't even have all the ads
done yet like they're still working on that
Tristan, they pay the content creators almost double.
Tristan, it's like... As much as you're scamming me. No, more.
Tristan, it's a massive scam
Tristan, it doesn't make sense.
We already didn't get paid. They only demonetized us. I know. They demonetized us. I know. I know.
- They can, so you have to pay them zero. - Tristan, Tristan, I know. - We're slaves. - Tristan, I know. Tristan, Tristan, it's literally, you'd think that's like, YouTube must be better.
Like, they must pay you more, they're big.
They're the giant thing.
But no.
Tristan
Ford make more cars than the guy. Who cares? Tristan, I'm telling you, they are the biggest scammers of all time.
They'll shut you down
literally it's the free north youtube for now i'm gonna refer to youtube as the plantations
it's the plantations
Here's just enough food to eat, maybe.
Tristan, I literally couldn't believe it. I was speaking to other content creators and they even said they couldn't believe it.
No one can believe it.
I believe it.
No, but Tristan, it doesn't make sense.
Nah, Rumble are good people, simple people.
I'd- I'd-
It's literally that.
It's literally that. It's that Rumble will actually pay you.
Yeah
So...
I almost first of all
It's fair versus unfair.
Tristan, YouTube literally, literally. So when are you going to stop scamming me?
Never.
But I...
I seriously don't understand.
I guess you go on YouTube
to
grow an audience because their algorithm, I guess.
That's basically the only thing.
Plantation.
The video quality is just as good.
The uptime's just as good. You get paid double.
- Why did you call it your favorite one, Robert? - I know! It's literally better in some cases.
Bro, it's insane.
- I was getting scammed and you failed to tell me about it. - No, but you know what the weirdest thing is?
Literally every single YouTube content creator
could just make a Rumble account and stream on both at the same time. Yes, I know. They could post their videos on both at the exact same time.
But then, whenever a viewer views it on Rumble,
They get paid double.
Exactly, so they could use the lens just
- Drop to Rumble. - Tristan. - They could double their money today. - I know, literally. They could use YouTube to grow,
and then send it over to Rumble,
and then get paid double.
Best of both worlds.
It's fucking...
Tristan, I tell you, I've discovered the biggest scam in the century.
- Learn the way out. - I guess it's just like being in an abusive relationship. YouTube just psyoped them.
to just be dummies.
It's just psyop them. Like, no, stay with us. We're what you know.
What would that be like? There's a good metaphor there. When you just stay with what you know, even though it's much worse for you.
- Well, there is actually a saying, but that's not what we're looking for. You're looking for an example. - I'm looking for an example.
It's like when you keep hanging around with your dickhead cousin.
Hear me out.
Okay. There were so many better friends and companions you could have along the way who would film better on higher quality cameras.
Probably true.
Less boring. Probably true. You know your cousins. You just stick with them anyway. Right.
That's the example.
Now now
now cuz
All right.
He's not even listening anymore.
I'm Mr. Body Catcher, slaughter gang soul snatcher Ain't no regular F-150, this a fuckin' rapper No capper, street nigga, not a rapper Chopper hit a mini, turn into a booty clapper Smith and Wesson, I'm 4L gang reppin' We done baptized more niggas than the damn reverend Capper out for me and my gang, we do all the steppin'
It's FN shoot east or west and
Have you been here before to buy this? Yes. I mean you need to beat it. Oh what? You need to beat it. Beat it? You said I shouldn't buy a watch because of the cost. No one listens to him because he's your cousin. No not because of the cost. You guys just have unlimited, literally unlimited watches.
Come on, Lousy.
He's not my husband. He's your husband. It's literally unlimited watches. I'm buying watches.
Could you help me retry?
Can I what?
Could you count? No. No, no I couldn't. It's unlimited. No, it's unlimited. It's too many.
- Ooh.
*Drums* That means V8! This doesn't make sense! It does! Look, you do need V8.
No, you can't need to be there.
And what do they have in the beat of the music video? Night fights.
Is that correct? - That's right.
Bye.
Up, down.
Luke, hold my hand. No, no. What, this happened in the music video? No, no.
Luke says if we buy watches we will regret that we should sit at home on the internet.
- Okay.
Okay, that was very, very well done. I don't, but I don't say that.
Just feed it.
- Are people listening to the Beatles songs? - Who's listening to Duke?
Do you listen to the look?
Who's losing? Exactly, your problem is- You guys can't keep doing this. It's unlimited watches. It's too many.
Two.
- You're going wild. - Yeah, I know.
- I don't have the camera. - Can you admit you need to beat it?
We're always here.
What else is new?
Bro, surviving so they've tried to delete me but they can't get rid of my face. It's still everywhere. I know, I saw Joel and he was telling me a few bits.
- And what went on was like, wow, okay. - Yeah, it was pretty crazy what they tried to do, but they failed, so.
The problem is there's three stages, right? First, they try and delete you and shut you up. And if that fails, they try and put you in jail. And if that fails, they kill you, right? So
I'm on stage two now.
So I gotta be extremely careful. I'm driving at the speed limit and everything.
That's what happens. So you got to be extremely careful, but
All in all, things are good and I think that a lot of people are now awake to the bullshit that they're saying and people start to understand it's all a lie and not just garbage.
And I think it will work out well in the end.
But it's what you were, it's what you proceeded to be, right? And how you view things and how stuff spun and stuff. But like, obviously you was deleted.
officially deleted for a few weeks, but now you're everywhere again, so you can't stop.
You can't stop the idea. I haven't got a magic spell in the world. I'm saying things that genuinely improve people's lives and that improves people's lives. They're going to be loyal to the idea.
accelerate the idea.
A lot of the content on the internet is purely destructive and detrimental to people and society.
come along with a message which is genuinely good, I think that people attach to it and
i didn't do anything magical i just told the truth right to a degree perhaps i was a bit
Spicy with how I said it.
But obviously there's some merit there, because if I was purely just lying, I wouldn't have platformed at all. But if you were saying things in a very nice way, you wouldn't have got the attention you did. Correct. So it's a double-edged sword, right? You can't win whatever. And like I said to you when I messaged you,
I'm gonna ask every person that I meet that comes in that's from your
from people you know or people who are on spy channels, but nothing but good things to say. Like I said, all the nice young men that we meet,
they all say nice things and they all aspire to it, and they're polite young men, work hard, go to the gym, train, want to earn, want to buy nice things.
From our side, I've seen nothing but that in the whole time. Obviously, we piggybacked off the back of it because
Some of the early videos that we did with you, some of the early watches,
exploded yeah and obviously we exploded off the back of that so thank you for that as well but like the machine is real like the amount of people who got in buying watches or people wanting to buy your watches or make me another one like Andrew wow or that's when we did yours people like make me one i want to buy Tristan's watch i was like
We've made one in blue, that's it. Oh, make me another one, I'll pay you 250 grand. We're not doing it, I've made Tristan one. 'Cause yours says one of one on the back, right? - You can't make another one. - No. So we can't do it. It's like these hard-like holograms, right? There's only one of each, so.
But yeah, that's the truth of the message. The message is that most people who are a fan of Tate, they're living a good life or they're living true or they're honest or they're hardworking, etc. And the people who hate me the most and who are most vocal in their...
attempts to discredit me are usually living sad lives and are unhappy miserable people full of a
There's definitely a jealousy aspect. If I wasn't so massively successful, they wouldn't be so desperate to try and convince the world I'm a bad person.
Because they can't call me stupid, and they can't call me poor, and they can't call me weak, and they can't call me a bunch of things. All they can do is try and come up with, oh, but he's bad.
And when you take that away, then they're like, oh, shit.
- He's the bomb. - I watched a bit of the Piers Morgan interview.
And it's very much the same way the kids would let you talk with it and it's just like,
It's such a difficult situation. - It is, it is. - And then other stuff you were saying that's been fun in the past, in different snippets, it's really difficult. But, I mean, again, when I saw Joel, I asked him about it, and I was like, "How's it going?" And he was like,
solid so like again you don't expect anything nice so you know 99.9 of people they've been through the i've been through would have been emotionally affected by him but
I believe that
You know, sometimes
when you're going through life God wants you to be Goliath and he wants you to be David and I've had a lot of times being Goliath
And it's been very fun.
But he thought, "You know what Andrew, let's mix it up a bit."
I was David for a few months and I feel like I've won that battle as well. 95% of all comments about me on the internet are positive. Most people understand the media lies.
All they've done is discredit themselves. It's like the media come along and say the sky is green.
people aren't gonna believe I'm gonna say well the media lies, right? So saying I'm a bad person when people do enough research over a long enough time period,
If they're not completely brainwashed, they understand the media is just lying.
That and coupled with the things they've been doing recently and some of the other lives they're trying to tell.
They're just losing credibility on a daily basis.
I believe we're reaching a pivotal point. The matrix control platforms are starting to crack. Elon's now got Twitter and I'm on Rumble, which is tanking the YouTube price. People are starting to understand that if you want the truth, you have to find it outside of the pre-
you know, the pre-program, the pre-
uh the the recommended places where they say the information is you know so
But the world's changing really fast and the catalyst from that
is you, whether it's good or bad, you were the catalyst for stuff that's changing. And in two, three, four years time,
it'll be someone else, something in a different situation. We may not have the platforms that we have now. It may be a completely different thing. So it's shifted.
It's needed. It's just you're the man that unfortunately had to be. If I had to be, yeah. Jesus. Jesus. You know what Jesus needs? He needs a diamond watch. Right, well it's funny, it's funny you say that because I've got two watches
fit for Jesus's.
Alright, perfect. Can we say Jesus? Jesus. I don't know. Jesus. I don't know. Can we show? Should we do bones or should we do... Actually, I've got... I've actually got a gift. So, obviously from the back of...
Before, with all the YouTube videos and stuff,
I actually wanted to give you a gift, so I made you custom tape, money clips. That's awesome. 18-count bowl with BS line. It's just a little thing because
I didn't know what to get you. That's true. That is badass. Thank you. You guys have got everything. That's awesome. Thank you. And I can't afford your watch taste. So I thought I'd just make you something. Thank you very much. You can just actually, if you're going out with a suit and you want to keep smart. Perfect.
Now I just need some money, bro. You know, I don't have much. Well, I mean, speak for yourself, bro.
Or you can take it as like a digital crypto money clip, and then it's got billions and billions in there. Oh, you got the logo, you got the Warren logo. That's awesome, man. Thank you very much. That's super well done. Thank you. I mean, you may not wear suits or stuff, but like, I'll use this. Joel had one made with his logo and stuff, so I just thought, you know, it's nice.
- Sounds great.
Now the fun bits that I can't compete with on me. The reason I'm giving you that first, if I give you that after the watch it's going to be like the world's worst present. So, let's do...
Who first?
Tristan first. Yeah?
- Yeah.
because this is actually your first fully custom piece of work.
Yes. Andrew's completely for both. He's got every piece that we've ever made, the best of everything.
Although we are working on a few new ideas.
But this
Here's your new one of one.
80 plus carats
Blue Sapphire
God's yes, get it in. That's awesome
That's awesome. Does it fit me already? Well, I've taken a few links out. Hopefully it does. If not, I can adjust it. And the same with Andrew as well. I think I know your size. So
So how many carats of Sapphire? Around 80 carat. Nice.
of hand cut blue sapphire. The colour actually tapers slightly at the bottom to be very slightly lighter. On the back you can see tape one of one.
and it's fully custom built in white gold. It's about three months of work. Wow, that's awesome man. And we'll never make another. We'll see.
Let me first of all see if it fits. I have a similar car to yours so it should just clip down like this. In fact,
- Good time? - Yeah, one more link. - I'll put one more link in there. - Yeah, one more link it needs.
By those paddles. Yeah, those paddles.
It's amazing.
Thank you.
Amazing.
Yeah, it is. So I'll put one more link in it for you. Yeah, please, if you don't mind. This with the blue suit?
exactly that's exactly what i want i've got the jacket just
You also have, it won't fit but there's a blue strap for it. I can make you a leather strap for it later. I will never take this strap off. I will never ever make a leather strap for it.
So the conversation was actually interesting. So I was saying, Tristan, before you came in,
that uh everyone with the blue card was like it's amazing i love it it's crazy
With your watch, everyone was like, you've destroyed a pate, why have you put diamonds in it? But do you know what's funny? The army of comments are like, what colour is your diamond watch? What colour is yours? Everyone, all the Tate fans are like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, and just destroying anybody in the comments.
So it was so funny.
Um...
you
Top G, let's do your watch. - Do my watch then. - So in here,
- Okay.
We've got your papers. You won't show those on camera, but there's your papers in there. Amazing. And also a push a button where you can change the date. I'll show you to do that afterwards. Perfect.
*knocking*
Thank you.
as usual with yours.
The very, very best diamonds.
No compromise, as you said, give me the best.
and we'll talk about it after.
Your brand new, fully custom
Batet 5980.
- Bro, how are you gonna say anything bad about this internet? What kind of brokey is complaining?
about this on the internet.
It's gorgeous, no?
That's absolutely beautiful.
They're just not ready for the flex. That's all it is.
That's all there is.
- That's incredible, bro. That's incredible. Bro, more than happy. - We spoke about this a while ago, didn't we? But then you were busy and...
things were going well we didn't get around to do it and then
with the blue dial.
Bro, epic.
Amazing.
truly be
I love that you're wearing your sunglasses already. Bang! It's like you need them when you go out. I've set the date and time. Just check the size.
It should be good, if not I need to get it resized.
Yeah.
But you guys are both getting into your more plain stuff now, you're kind of just like...
- Size is good? - Perfect, I think. Yeah, I like it tight, it's good. - Do you always wear it in your-- - Right hand, yeah.
There's lots of conspiracy theories on the internet now. Alright, let's go. One's about the right hand watch, one's about this hand symbol I always make. There's always conspiracy theories. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to say nothing about it and allow them to...
- Right. - Continue to the moon. - I wear watches on my right hand. - I've got a conspiracy theory. - Go on then. - I think the real Andrew Tate used to wear watches on the other hand. So you're definitely not the real Andrew Tate. - That's right, I've been replicated. They cloned me.
They're like, oh, we need more Andrew Tate's on Earth to save us.
But as always, honestly, it's an absolute pleasure to do stuff for you. And for the last few years... - It's truly amazing. You're gonna have a whole bunch of...
They tried to when they attacked me, they also tried to attack Hustlers University and destroy it and of course they failed. We're relaunching it called The Real World.
and we're gonna be upgrading it with our own servers, our own payment processor, et cetera, and when that's done,
People are going to join to make a bunch of money and you're going to have more in here trying to get these. Yeah. But his is a one of one. But don't let any fucker get this. This is too sexy.
Well, it's the only one we've made, but I tell you, we are working on a project which we spoke about, which we'll keep confidential for now. But that will be one of ours. I'll come up with something very cool.
Another project. We're working on a project.
You keep telling me I don't have enough watches. No, I don't. I say the opposite. It's a minimal, minimal diamond is all we're going to say, right? Minimal. This is very much more like a more mature Top G. Correct. I still feel like it's super expensive. Ooh, come on.
That's not my style. Yes it is. You don't know me. No it's truly beautiful.
It's amazing.
So I don't know. It might be my new favorite. Is it my new favorite?
You have to see them in the sunshine. Well, that's a question. What have you been wearing most? I usually wear the big AP with the bigger baguettes.
I wear the AP with the smaller diamonds, like if I'm going out to a club or something, but I mainly wear the big AP.
The Bugatti Walter I only wear with the car sometimes.
Mainly that big AP is my
watch I wear most of the time. But it's only in Romania and Dubai I wear watches.
- You can't wear it anywhere else. - Yeah. This is kind of like an in-between.
It's like an in-between, it's smaller than the AEPs, you've got
It's a little bit more classy than the green. I've lost count of how many watches you've got, but it just fits nicely. It's because it's infinite. This is why you've completed diamonds, so the next one will be minimal. I've completed diamonds. No point in any more diamonds. And you actually officially own every one of my top pieces now. So thank you, sir. Thank you very much, Luke.
That is G.
A shake.
sent us a cake. - A shake? - I sent us a cake. - A shake sent you a cake? - Yeah, this one's a shake cake. - A shake cake? I mean, I guess I could tell.
This is a very, very, very impressive game.