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it you know what I've run out of gas before worth it worth it every time ever Andrew Andrew important fuck gas fuck gas fuck gas he says it's a work is it didn't work for him
Ha ha!
What a loser. Yeah, I mean, I was there too. It didn't work for me either. But trust, I believe in your powers. I have powers. I believe in your powers. Fuck yeah.
What happened to fuck? Don't film this. Don't film this. Put your phone in. Don't film this.
He's getting gas. He's getting gas.
- Bye.
All that talk about fuck gas. All that talk. Just remember this, ladies and gentlemen. All that talk about fuck gas. Yeah, fuck gas, yeah.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. I'm riding around in Atlanta with Sav, cause that nigga been going harder than me. Nothing to change, I'm just harder to please. Ferrari is making an SUV. We ain't got a choice, we ordering these. Shout out Noel for recording the V's. He know where this shit about to go.
Cause nobody touching the flow. They say you alone at the top, but it's gotta be lonely below.
We're drinking wine.
No, I'm drinking non-alcoholic iced tea.
That's not, okay. All right. If she really brings you that after my protests...
then I'm not paying for your...
Shit.
This is very, very nice.
you
This wine is absolutely the enemy. It literally smells horrible. The smell of the wine, which is alcoholic, I can smell the alcohol and it ruins the entire atmosphere. I'm just letting you know.
Wine ruins this atmosphere. Yeah, literally. It actually does. One of the finest hotels in the Italian Donomite Mountains. And a glass of white wine ruins the atmosphere.
Correct. And you want iced tea. I wouldn't say it ruins it. I'd say it's... It's full of sugar. I'd rather have one. I'd say it severely detriments it.
If I had to drink a glass of something every night after dinner,
iced tea or wine. I would absolutely choose
even for health. That sounds horribly... that's that sounds completely miserable.
instead of nice iced tea.
You sound like a baby You also You can't be certain That the iced tea Has even sugar in it Iced tea's made
of sugar. No it's not.
That's a sweet tea. You're thinking about sweet tea, our American roots. Iced tea has sugar in it. This one won't. It'll be pure tea plus ice.
This has zero sugar. I bet it has sugar.
You're lying to me. Let me have a sip. No, it's really good. There's literally zero sugar in that. So I can have a sip. Yeah, you can have it. There's zero sugar. Oh my God, I knew it.
That was fucking dumb of me.
You did not specify the size of the sip I was allowed to have. That was fucking stupid of me. That was very stupid. I'll admit Tristan. That's a checkmate. That was such a checkmate. You're not allowed to ask for another one. Tristan, that's a checkmate. That was the greatest checkmate I've followed you. That's the end of your iced tea adventure. And the tiniest sip. And Tristan, admit it was at least very, very good.
Admit that's what you'd expect in one of the nicest, finest hotels of all time. It didn't have any sugar. It's very nice. It's not only sugar.
Now it's gone.
I got you so bad, I don't think you're allowed anymore. I can't, I can't. I got you so bad that the only sugar you're allowed now is wine, if you want it. I don't.
Why did I not think of that at all? I double confirm. I'm sure I'm allowed to sip, yeah? Yeah.
I woke up this morning promising I'd never pick it out of here.
I woke up and I'll never drink again. Here we are. I mean it every time. You also said
He doesn't drink alcohol. Well, yeah, well, he's trying not to, but I drank all of his iced tea. And please don't serve him in other ice. Yeah, no more iced teas.
He'll have a nice tea but he will not have one
Because me and my brother are paying the bill, so...
You decide. We decide. Correct. No iced tea. But it's also fair. It's the fair rules of getting got. Maybe something to snack.
Uh, no, no, no. I'll sparkly water, please.
A sparkling water for me, please. Thank you very much. Yes, big one. Thank you. I should bring three big ones.
Three big spooks.
So this is ruining your mood. Yeah, it makes the smell horrible.
Literally does.
No, it's not.
I think I might become a wine guy.
can't say you're going to become a wine guy and then down it
You drink wines as like shalts. You do the spin to look fancy and then you just down it and neck it.
And it ruins all illusions. I am a man of distinctions. Do you not see the $10,000 alligator skin briefcase?
I do.
Do you not see the $16...
rips jogging bombs with layers of peeling off.
Yes.
Man of class and distinction, but also scumbaggery. So the $10,000 briefcase is the swirl. Do you see where I'm going here, Luke? I do. And the scumbaggery is the downy all-in-one.
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So outside is a trick.
Why?
Why is it a trick? Because this water is coldish, yeah? Yeah?
and I thought it looks like a taunt.
It does look like it's very hot. It's just cold outside and there's steam coming off the cauldron.
Really?
So it's not... Right side and two of these.
So you tell... It's really hot. It's like a jacuzzi, yeah?
You wouldn't lie to me, yeah? No, no, of course not. I hate to be a loser.
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How do you even open? Ah.
open this button.
Hmm.
Tristan may have been right. It might just be cold out here.
I think he lied to me. - We've become bike men. - We rode bikes in Croatia, it was fun.
What are we doing? Electric bike Aikido. Electric bike Aikido. You've never ridden electric bike? I actually have. My dad had a bike store. Of course you have. Of course your dad had a fucking bike store. So we're bike men.
That's what we do now. Like a biker do.
We are a biker gang, aren't we? We're a biker gang.
Kristen, do you admit?
- You're a microphone.
Because you met your big dummy.
Tristan, I'm talking to you. Well, do you? I think you're afraid to put yours on maximum turbo speed because you're going to crash. I'm going to put mine on zero turbo speed and make it hard for me to pedal. Oh, smeddle! Big dummy. Big dummy move. Big dummy can't use the electric bike.
Scared of the electricity.
Electricity. What is it?
That was very easy with technology.
I used technology it was very easy
Bye.
How can I be the dummy? How many calories did you expend?
If we had to bike forever, who would last longer with the amount of calories spent during that low bit? I believe my legs are strong and the battery will die. Nah.
batteries don't die big dummy this is truly amazing
It really is.
Thank you.
This is cool. We need to do this more often.
So there's a cow here and he just eats the grass.
That's his life. He is my mate. You know what he is my mate. He's smarter than you mate. No, he's not. Less stress. He probably does have less stress. Less stress, but he works less.
Well, it depends on what is... If work is eating grass, he might work more than me. Probably pay some taxes on you. Okay.
You got my count.
Doesn't make sense.
It's grass.
It's not grass. It's grass.
We're on a golf stream.
Gulfstream is like the Ferrari of private jets. The reason we're on Gulfstream is because, obviously I know nothing about planes, but from my understanding it takes off from a million. Because the airport we're at has a very short runway. It used to be 1,300 meters. The airport was built in 1926. 1,300 meter runway. And then the airport, which was functioning until the early 2000s, stopped getting money from the Italian government because they didn't get enough international flights. So it was bought by a consortium for $300 million.
to attract national attention but couldn't. So again, the airport was about to be shut down, and they sold it to someone else for 3.8 million. But this individual is wanting to keep the airport only, so keep the man his jet. Nice. - 'Cause it's a cool location. So I was a private jet only airport bought by one guy, just so that they would close the airport, so he can put his jet there, the big G. - The big G. - He extended the runway from 1,300 meters to 1,456 meters. However, the average runway is 2,500 meters, so it's still a very short runway,
captain, with a super G plane. So that's what we have both of. A bit of facts. Now we're going to have some pasta and we're on our way. Nice.
So this is the G's only runway. Only G pilot, only G -Prips. But the real key is the guys who bought the airport thinking I'm keeping up there because I want to land there. That's the thing.
I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I'm going to be a man, so I
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