0:10.48I'm a mastermind genius.

0:12.38with near unlimited finance.

0:13.85Okay.

0:18.03I sort of flex on my YouTube series.

0:21.15So do you want to do?

0:21.90Fontana.

0:22.81I'm richer than you probably, definitely could kick your ass.

0:26.06So I'm out.

0:27.64For the bug boys. So I was sitting in the flower garden eating fucking pick and picks.

0:31.05That is not flexing. That is flexing.

0:32.90- It's not.

0:34.48ribbons, jelly beans

0:36.16Oh, jelly beans. Shit. Ice creams. Ha ha.

0:41.25- Bye bro boys.

1:12.19Jelly Bean. I take it all back.

1:12.53This is Sambuca tequila and Tabasco hot sauce. That's what is in this. I got one especially in one bowl. Because yesterday you wanted to be king of ordering stuff and order so much food and so much cheesecake that you almost bankrupted me. I'm the king of ordering shit today. So we're smoking and we're drinking these.

1:42.21- That's so cool.

1:43.95Enjoy bro.

1:46.28I'm going to tell you what the best business man I've ever met in my life.

1:49.02The best businessman I ever met in my life was a homeless man

1:51.87in South Korea.

1:53.28Because business is all about

1:55.05The same.

1:55.92So that's about the pitch.

1:57.39and the cloak

1:58.29So it's all about good luck. So I'd say, you know, would you like a cigar?

2:01.41cigar beautiful it's handmade it's a wonderful it then the clothes is it cost this much but it's cheaper if you buy them the pitch in the clothes is how you do business this Korean homeless guy is

2:11.45had the art of business. Forget Donald Trump.

2:14.15This guy was the business mastermind of the world.

2:17.04he would see you from about 50 meters away

2:20.56I think start waving.

2:22.83smiling, you give me thumbs up, so what do you do? I mean, he's not intimidating. You smile, give him a thumbs up, you wait back.

2:29.40smiles more he waves and approaches you gets closer and closer comes over to you like who the fuck is this yeah so then the guy's over and he's within like touching distance of you you're smiling you give him one final way to smile he then works out a sign from behind himself

2:42.25that says,

2:43.14Please, some cash.

2:45.39and goes like this. Now, the pitch has been done. He's your boy now. You've been smiling at him. - You've been talking to him for five minutes. - Yeah, he's your friend.

2:53.35Cause he made the approach from, oh you're already waving, smiling, he's coming out going, hey, thumbs up and all this shit. Now he's your buddy.

3:00.39And then the clothes comes, the police and cash side. What are you going to do? Give me some cash. What are you going to do? You're going to go, no, fuck. I gave him cash every time I saw him for the whole New Cousins South Korea, which is about five times. I even took a picture with him.

3:11.91Our waiter looks like the Indian version of the Weldstone Raider. The Youwantsome guy. Everyone knows him.

3:19.38You've got no French!

3:21.20You've got no drowns. Them fucking hawks are playing well. I'm telling you. Well, you know, son.

3:25.36Huh?

3:25.95No, John.

3:26.78What, the old Supermall? What do you want some or what? If you want some, I'll give it you.

3:31.65This is what? Which one is this? Sapphire? Yeah. It's good. You want some? Yeah. Do you want some? No you don't? If you want some I'll hit it. No you don't want some? No I don't want. That's cool. These hawks are playing well.

4:31.17I'm out.

5:01.21*music*

5:01.23Hell yeah. You're the third world country, you're all poor people, just rushing around the ocean. There's no, look, I like my luxury, clear ass swimming pools. No sharks, no jellyfish, no shit's in it. It's wonderful. Yeah, man. This is just, the ocean's a swimming pool for four people.

6:01.15Thank you.

6:22.03*music* You know what, I'm not even joking, I might wear this for the rest of the time I'm in Dubai. This is comfortable as shit.

6:37.27rich we buy

6:39.03You wanna go to the mall dressed like this? I think. And Dan if you are.

7:07.04Look at that. Damn man, you've been taller than I am. Big motherfucker.

7:14.68Hey, no need for that.

7:17.20No, in this heat

7:19.17Hell no.

7:20.28Bye.

7:23.58Thank you.

7:25.66This is full speed yeah? I like this.

7:31.12Fuck the Corvette.

7:34.50Fuckin' hell. So yeah I bought the McLaren, everything was fine. One day I'm driving it and it says suspension control downgraded. Don't know what that means. So I ignored it. Next day turn it on, it's fine again. Turn it on again. Fucking EBS system fault. Mode change fault. All these faults.

7:54.54going off. None of it made sense. So I was like, all right, this car's got to go to McLaren. Bucharest has every supercar garage in the world except McLaren. And Romania have Europe-wide assist, so they'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe except Romania. McLaren have Europe-wide assist. McLaren will have Europe-wide assist. They'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe if it breaks down except Romania. So I spoke to Stuttgart, Germany, which is like three countries away. You've got to go through Romania, through Hungary, through Austria, and then into the top of Germany as long. But they said they'd collect it from the Hungarian border. So I drove nine

8:24.54went to this small town where obviously I had to grow the fuck because I got to grow the fuck every town in Romania. So I was like, fine, I'll just drop the car off, stay with her until the car comes back. When I got to the border of Romania-Hungary, I fucking forgot my passport, like a dickhead. So I'm all the way there and I forgot my passport. So I call up the delivery truck guy and I said, bro, you need to come into Romania, like,

8:44.2220 meters. There's a gas station either side of the burner. I'm at the gas station on the side. There's a Hungarian guy goes, no, I don't like Romanians. I was like, what? Bro, just 20 meters. I'm not Romanian. I'm American. No, fuck Romanians. And hung up with me. So I was like, what's the truck? So you could see the truck, by the way. We were in a gas station and about half a kilometer away, we could see the other gas station with the other side of the border. We saw him. So I call, I start calling him, calling him. He's ignoring me, ignoring me. Eventually I call McLaren back

9:14.22I was like, what? Your delivery truck one guy goes, no, the delivery truck guy called and said that you didn't want to put your car on the truck. Some fucking Hungarian guy. I've never had a guy this weird in my life. Complete bullshit. So that delayed me by a day. Went and slammed my ballerina. Came back the next day and they sent a German guy who wasn't a fucking retard. Picked the car up and took it. And then to be fair to McLaren, they got it all the way to Stuttgart. Took a day. One day they repaired it and one day back. So for two days I chilled in this town and got my car back. Didn't pay anything. And it's been fine ever since. They upgraded the software. Supposedly it was a software issue.

9:44.22But they're saying there's nothing actually wrong with the car. It's just the car sensors are saying there's things wrong with the car, wrong parameters, da-da-da-da. So, yeah, warning lights are a thing with McLaren's. But in a straight line, that car is fucking crazy. Even though it doesn't go in a straight line. Yeah, even though it doesn't go in a straight line. That's the thing with it, though. It's like, it's 50-50. Sometimes you put your foot down as a rocket ship. Sometimes you put your foot down, you don't go anywhere.

10:16.33What's kind of luck? Do you grip or not? Who knows? Dude, that could be an expensive diamond. Roll the dice!