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Episode · 8 min

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Source: Tate Confidential · 18 Jan 2023Watch the full video on Rumble (opens in a new tab)

Transcript

Perfect!

- This is fight boxing.

- You have to go fast, dude. Show me the power.

I've got four bedroom tenant houses nearby. Geez. One of the bedrooms is substantially better. And I think I should get the bedrooms because I'm the oldest, smartest. No, I don't care. I found this place. I've got a deal.

I've got dice, I've got dice. I do not have dice. If you have any internet dice you can use. Or coin. I do not have a coin. Have you not have a coin?

Do you have a coin? I'm not a rogue boy. Why the fuck would I have a coin? You're a rogue boy. I definitely don't. Does rogue hole have a coin? Maybe you're a rogue boy. Not to say you're a rogue boy or not. Because he's bigger than me. But it would be useful. Any coin of any type. Boom. It's a coin.

English 10-T. I flip, you call it. Let's flip it. Ready? English 10-T. Go on, flip it. Heads!

Heads! Woo!

I've decided to stop being a stingy cunt and say me so much, you can tell I'm a bitch.

That's all my time.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize it's not steps.

Hurrican! Shit like a fucking ticket! You're not gonna pay it anyway! Through the ticket. That's another thing that some girls start laughing. The coolest thing, maybe one of the coolest things you can do in life. I had a bunch of shopping bags, I walked up to the Hurrican, there was a parking ticket on there, I took it, threw it on the floor. Those things in the bags are so locked!

So just inspiring I'll be a bit nice, you know, it's good

84, 84 symptoms.

Cheers.

- Thank you.

Stairs are bullshit. Stairs are bullshit. Sorry for Mr. Fucking Gentleman. Exactly.

We're for them all. We're halfway ahead of them.

This is much harder than usual Mario.

Now we're upstairs. Much harder than the pre-seps.

Was getting caught part of your plan? Of course. This is stage one of a three-step plan. So I'm going to be viral for a little bit longer, then step two begins.

The conquest is continuing.

*Dramatic music* Was getting caught part of your plan? Of course! This is stage one of a three-step.

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer undefatigability, makes me appear to be in any realm. Now what's the next step of your master plan? Welcome to the real world.

- It's not jet skiing, but it's 8:00 AM.

And I don't like cold. I don't like the ocean. I better not fall in.

- Oh, whatever. - Not gonna be cold?

I'm not cold.

Yo, they're fast bro. They're fast as shit. Fuck this. I ain't coming back. Not with these motherfuckers. Nope, not with nobody. Why can't this shit stay still? Why do you keep spinning around?

*Mario plays*

Thanks bro!

you

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