Transcript
I love you.
So you order drinks and I said you're gay for a nice call. Yeah, you did say I was gay for a nice call
You're having the same iced coffee. We both got set up. I'm a four-time K-Ports World Champion. That is true. To be fair, that is true. Why don't you just have a beer like a man? That looks super unappealing. This is not appealing to anyone. We knew it. You can't see the appeal. You don't know about... I know it's not appealing. ...with 400 euros for the entire week and drinking one euro beers until you ended up surrounded by slow-mecups. Do you? No, I don't. First thing, we ought to teach him a lesson. Oh, he digest. I don't want to go.
I'm pretty sure I've already died in jazz. I'm pretty sure it's on take confidential. Me dead at jazz. Yeah, but that crappy fucking website we used to be on had banned us, so there's no proof. Exactly, so I've got to do it again. Got to do it again. They did ban us, didn't they? Yeah, Cocktube. Literally, Cocktube. Yeah. Nice thing is we can say that on Rumble.
Say anything I want on Rumble. Literally.
Luke, Europe.
*outro music*
So tell you the secret of dancing to Jamaican music. You ever gotta know how to dance? This is the secret. You can't dance on it anyway. You don't have to. You just have to shoot people. It's not real.
In the worst ways. It makes sense. It can't be accurate. It's just gonna be like.
That's it. Done. Do this in the club. And everyone's like alright he's a bad man. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
It's done. It's done. That's the funniest thing I want to see you too. It's true though. I was standing in Jamaica by myself watching them all do that at people and I was like this is not a place I want to be. That's just true.
And have a word with your cousin.
*Mario plays*
Jacuzzi, you're going to the jacuzzi to avoid the booths. You're hiding from the booths. It's warm, it's nice. So it's warm here. Croatia's summertime. What's your fucking problem, bro? I think that the barman working downstairs makes you think you can hide upstairs from the booths.
- The koozie makes sense. - Boo! Everyone?
Everyone? Edward? Bro? I'm not doing anymore fucking booze man. Everyone's good. Yeah, but let's go! We don't need you guys to pee.
*singing*
Come on though.
I'm not drinking anymore. Booze time Joel! Booze time! I fucking hate this. Hey hey hey! Don't embarrass us. Take out what it's just played. I have options here. Don't embarrass us. I will. If you jump.
Take confidentials played! You can't jump off the edge instead of booze! Just drink your drink! Any day of the week I'd rather jump off the edge than booze, so fuck you.
*BOOM* Hey, dude! Are you gonna swim to land? Are you gonna swim to land? I'm not coming back! You fucking animal!
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- Thank you.
See you later, you're abandoned.
She still owes us a drink
*music*
Outro Music.
okay you see that entrance in front of us yeah that's our entrance and it's a little bit narrow
Yeah, and when we get there just...
Yeah, this is our entrance, it really is, yeah.
And when we get there, just back down like this, but only for a few seconds, okay?
okay let's do it tristan this is how we die this is my actually first day at work so i'll do my best okay tristan remember we said kb is gay caving is the single gayest sport i can only think that
and you can't get a man to bum, so the next closest thing is to bum the earth. "This game. This is it, isn't it?"
Bum the Earth.
Yeah, now you can take off your sunglasses, it's much better.
Remember the way back.
Let's get out on the water.
So that's the end.
Falling balding.
is the end.
.
Oh, trust me, you're not staying.
You're staying. I thought you were...
Get out of there. You're staying here forever. There's squid in here. He can eat.
Is there squid in here? Yeah, I don't know.
Tristan, there's squid in here.
There's no wifi there. Tristan I couldn't stay here. Okay guys, safe procedure. So Tristan you're supposed to stand up here just so you know. Alright, stand up. I mean right now. Tristan stand quick. It's a test.
Shit you failed. That's an awesome boat. Wish we were on that boat. Yeah that's a really amazing boat. Amazing.
We'll be right back.
Get up out the way y'all used to, hey, look at what you made. When it all goes down, I'ma run this town. Fire in my soul, got my eyes on the ground. I can't help myself, really can't turn myself down. I'm in love with you, baby, but I let you down. I can't die in this town. I won't die in this town.
Don't die in this town.
Yeah, get 'em up.
Dying this town.
Fucking rumble. I hope rumble cancels Louren. That would teach me a lesson.
It would be true. It really would. I think the whole reason that all that shitstorm came out about me is really because the one likes you. Yeah, when you've got a cousin like Luke, it looks bad for you, and then people start making up rumors like you're misogynist. Is that why you two banned me? Yeah, when you hang around with nerds like Luke. Or banned you guys. They didn't ban me. I'm just the cameraman. Are you in the episodes of Take Confidential?
Yeah, occasionally. So you got banned? So you bear at least one third of the responsibility. Let's round that up to half. Let's move to that town.
With the weight of YouTube being able to ban us at any moment lifted.
It's much better. I can finally tell Luke what I think of him live on episodes. No, it actually is. I know what you mean. It's like, because it was a constant stress. Yeah, literally. We'd say something funny and they go, oh no, we can't put that on. Literally. That literally happened loads of times. The funny thing is no one knows because we can't put it in. Yeah. So now we get to be massive pieces of shit. Is that what we're happy about? We get to be normal humans. Yeah. It's not, it's.
It's not about a massive piece of shit, it's about being normal humans.
See, like, there's a big turd in this jacuzzi. There's a 75 kilogram turd. No, I think there's a 103 kilogram turd. 106, so. Sorry, meant 106. Luke, you are, in fact, a turd man. In fact, I think I found you. You can't call me a turd. We'll get mad. No, we're on rumble now. Stop using the T word. We're on rumble now. I can call you a turd. You're a massive turd. Turd
- This is missing out on viewers. - It is! - Quality content. - Quality content! Before we couldn't say any of this. Tristan, we can't just stuff these small boats with loads of beautiful women. We can't do that. That's okay. That can't just be a thing. Andrew, this really can't just be a thing. - Andrew, back me up. Feel the rib of this boat thing. - Yeah? - No. - With my knife, can I slap it? - Puncture it and cut a hole. - Only if you had a... - A really good grip. - No, a barrier between...
has a really nice grip. If you're wet, you try and do it and you slip and cut your hand right over. You need a barrier between the metals and two hands on it. Okay, but Andrew, I think it's designed to where there's metal mesh. This knife
and the hand grip that this has i think i could my hand's dry right now now andrew i think that i think that it's rubber
I don't- What? You guys wanna fucking try me? Lock Luke in his room, find out where his room meets the hole, give me all night, chisel away, lock him in. The knife move, right? Look, you can't tell me what to do.
She like to fuck me, suck me, suck me, fuck me I'm the ice cream man, she chunky monkey She like to trolley swirly and my vanilla coupe She like my sugar cone seeds I just took off the roof She got a marshmallow booty, I like to sprinkle her too I'm the ice cream man, this my song when I'm riding through She like to fuck me, suck me, suck me, fuck me I'm the ice cream man, she chunky monkey
All these money hungry hungry hippos wanna love me All these diamonds dusty, my just clear me sunny I don't rock the seppies, no them shits are suggy I'm in the ghetto the gutter, I got the sugar the butter I got the mama the brother, oh yeah your son is a hustler She wanna fuck the suckers, but I ain't gon' rush her I'm the ice cream man, yeah, yeah, I ball every summer These boys wanna run her, that's cool cause I need more runners
She like to fuck me, suck me, suck me, fuck me
I'm not ice cream.
man.
I actually for some reason thought you were going to say a compliment. I don't know why. I'm trying to fight my case. So what you're saying is you thought I was a fighter. Depends. What's your date of birth?
I just want to say this location was absolutely beautiful. The restaurant was perfect.
It was wonderful having dinner with all you beautiful ladies and my best friends.
And Luke again. Same. Cheers to all of you.
You can't keep doing this.
.
I agree.
I am surrounded by traitors!
Traitors and fools!
Who comes? Well now the microboats here are blasting the music in everyone's room. Fuck them. I'm surrounded by traitors.
Two hours later.
*music*
Yeah, taking my life, taking this right Switching and missing the voice of the light Watching the thoughts in the black of my mind Telling that I know for a fact that they mind Watch me, I'm so low I walk with your photo Take money from the lockdown, bitch move back What you came for? I don't care, no one don't like that, nigga, this is the last day I walk with the last day
I don't know about you, but I'm having a really great time. There's no way that I can express to you what I'm feeling right now. My heart is full.
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It's the final night on the boat. Yes it is.
No you can't smile. No you guys can't just be non -stop boozy. I just had the final night on the boat and I'm getting fucking wrecked.
What we need to do is this cost us over a quarter of a million dollars, so we need to drink that much worth of booze tonight and it was free. That's not how it works. Yeah, it is. No, it'd still be a quarter million dollars paid. No, because I paid for just the booze. I had to throw the boat for free. Nice. But you don't want a quarter billion worth of booze. Don't I? Don't? He doesn't mean? Don't I, Luke? No, he doesn't. You can fucking try me with your two full glasses. You're not helping the fucking cause, little baby. If you want them, you can have them. No. I'll give them to you for free.
In fact, I'll pay you to have the booths.
I'm off.
$10,000 per glass. $5 each. Please. Can we put the speakers on? I want to control the speakers. Tristan, what do you mean? You said you won anyway. And my cousin's a baby also. Yeah, he's a little crybaby. So, for you. I'll try one. Thank you. Yeah, he'd like a dessert.
But booze is too strong, but ice cream is just right. Correct. He's actually seven years old. He shouldn't be drinking. - That's correct. I should not be drinking. - No, look out when he's in his swim shorts.
No bulges.
front. We have four more Moscow mules please. Four more Moscow mules please. I have one. I have a spare one. Really? You're gonna play games? Give it to me. Yeah, I would have one.
No, don't have one.
Nah, Luke. I'll have to drink yours.
No one is. Luke, it's very generous of you. Very give in. I know.
I don't mean you like tiramisu. It's been nonstop boozing. You look like a bitch.
You sound like a bitch. Drink a booze and a cunt. Your parents creating you is perhaps greater than all of the war crimes committed by all of the tyrants
throughout the history of mankind. I want you to know that. I don't want the people on Rumble to know that.
If you were on fire, all I would do is tackle you to the floor to prevent you jumping in the ocean. And polluting the ocean with your fucking... -Boozelessness! -Boozelessness! Did you know that dolphins can't drink sea water? It would kill them.
True story. Because they live underwater and they don't perspire or sweat
All of the liquid they get that feeds their bloodstream and organs comes from the fish that they eat. If they drank seawater and actually consumed it, they'd die from liver failure. A lot of whales can drink seawater. Can they? Yeah, a lot of different whales. Dolphins just can't. Dolphins never evolve the ability to drink seawater. Look this up. I'm 100% sure I'm right. They eat fish, and the liquid they get from the fish is what gives them the water they need. Yeah, but they can use what percentage of their brain more than humans? They're really intelligent. Oh, no, no. That's a false thing.
Humans only use this percentage of their brain. Complete bullshit. No. What it is is humans are only using X percentage of their brain at any one time. So if you're like fucking or driving or drinking or...
dancing or thinking or playing piano, use different parts of your brain at any one time.
So when you measure brain activity,
it was one bad study like 70 years ago like "Oh! We're only using this percentage of our brain! Wow! If we used it all we could
fucking
teleport things around.
Not true. We use all of our brain.
Just at different times.
Okay, so Dolphins are...
widespread more often than
Dolphins are stupid. Fuck dolphins.
Where's the dolphins, y'all? Where's the dolphin cigars? Yeah, that's true. Can't even drink the water they live in. Fuck 'em. I have a beat with any animal that's loved for no reason. Kill all dolphins. Kill all dolphins. I have an animal with any... What's a dolphin ever done for you? Name one dolphin you're friends with. What's it done for you? What's a dolphin you're friends with? Ever paid your rent? Name one you're friends with. No. You got any dolphin friends? Same with penguins. Oh, I love penguins. Why? What have they done for you? I fuck a penguin up. Most of them, they're sick. Give a fuck about penguins. I fuck a penguin up. Thank you very much.
I will eat penguin today. Just take that, take apple. Too much poop, so let's have a straightener then. Did you just drink it? Yeah, but then fight me, you cunt. Come on, I'm drunk, just fight me. I am drunk, so fight me.
I admit it. I'm drunk. Fight me.
Why don't you give a fuck? What about that inflatable pontoon at the back? That's the perfect place for a straightener.
- So fuck a strainer, you can't. - Sounds like you wanna have a strainer. - To be fair Jewel, you're also not boozing.
So if you're sitting there with your ladies drink in the ladies chair where you don't booze. Same thing as your drink. I'm not saying, oh, mine has no drink in it mate. And also your two behind you can't. Don't fall over.
Again. Falling?
I fall for this game every day this fucking week. I'll fall over gradually every day of the time. It's too much man. It's too much. It is possible to enjoy a drink gradually to taste it. You don't have to fucking smash it. Nah you can't. I'm surrounded by traitors. What is this? More Moscow mules please. Why though?
Excuse me.
Four more Moscow Mules, yes please. And four shots of vodka, thank you. You're a cop Luke. Four shots of vodka, four Moscow Mules. Straight! Now or later. Come on, I'm drunk now. Come on, let's go. I'm not scared of you. I know you're not.
I don't give a fuck!
He doesn't trust me drunk, he trusts me sober to not break his nose.
But if he's drunk, he goes, "He might miss." It's worse. I can't stop punches midway when I'm drunk.
Let's have to throw him.
But otherwise I can go and go, oh, this is going to land too much. Let me take it off. Yeah, move it.
I'm sick of your cousin. Who brings a cousin on a yacht trip? You! Who's your cousin? He's not my cousin. I bought 20 women. You bought your cousin. Embarrassing. I'm fucking holding hands with a spraggot all day. I have to admit, if Luke was anyone's cousin, he would be my cousin. He's your cousin, for sure. He's definitely not my cousin. He can't be related to me at all. I state this, and this is not an insult, this is the absolute truth. If we were to all splinter, Tristan's life would be a thousand times more fun,
life would be a thousand times more successful. Tristan would be in Bangkok, drunk out of his mind, with about 500 fucking groupie hoes. And me and Luke would be sitting there rich as fuck. You wanna go out? No. Go update the fucking spreadsheet. Load it. But I'd be rich enough. So it's fine. Tristan would win. You gotta enjoy life. But I enjoyed updating the spreadsheet. You enjoyed gay porn. And you say one meal or four meals? Four meals or? Eight please. Eight.
8.
This is nonsense. This is nonsense. Our whole life's nonsense. Dude, you're fucking both gay. Door booed, you cunt. Admit you're a millionaire. Sadossum. My whole life's not awesome. Admit you're a millionaire. No, I'm not a millionaire. I'm super poor and I have nothing to celebrate. You're a millionaire and you're on a yacht. No, I have nothing to celebrate. You do. You're a millionaire on a yacht and you can't have a drink. Three years ago, you worked in Chipotle. That is true. You did work in Chipotle without making burritos. And we saved your ass. I did. Now drink your fucking drink. You sound incredibly ungrateful, Luke.
- Drink or drink. - Thanks a lot. - Drink your booze. - No, wait, wait, wait. Jules Pod is full shot down. Trying to sneak one in the fucking...
Fuck you and your booze situational awareness, I'm sick of it! I am booze fear! Drink it or pay the price! I see it, I feel it in the matrix Drink it or fight me! I'll do it if you do it man
Cheers ladies! Jules, pure poison. Cheers to fucking peer pressure.
I was perfectly fine for the first few years of my life. Cousin-less. Two drinks, that's two minutes 'til straightener. And then you show up out of nowhere. I'm like, "Oh, now I have a cousin." "Oh, I don't really want a drink." "You're so good at Yu-Gi-Oh now, are ya?" Oh, remember you tried to fucking screw me over when you were five years old? I remember that. Playing Yu-Gi-Oh cards with your fake shuffle. Trying to deal yourself the best cards. You little cunt. "Welcome to the real world, though." "You think I don't remember that?" "Yu-Gi-Oh comes back around."
Drink your fucking drinks. I'll see you with Blue Eyes White Dragon. Are they making you pay for when you're playing a card game at five years of age? He tried to fake shuffle me and deal himself the best cards and he even remembers doing it. But he thought it was convincing. But I was like 13. I saw it. Shuffling the cards to give himself the best ones every time.
- He's a fucking dork, isn't ya? - You won't pay the price, Luke. - This is the Yu-Gi-Oh! table.
And I raise you two Moscow mules. Boom boom. Retribution. You're under attack. You better defeat them. This is stupid. You're stupid. That was some good boozing bro. That was high paced, high effective boozing. Eight minutes, one drink a minute, seven Moscow mules and a shot. Well done bro. Thank you. Where's your cousin?
Gotta warm the cold brain up with cigar smoke.
Luke, you're about seven behind. Look at this mess. I know. I know. I know. How can you live with yourself? Let's have a straightener then. Come on. No, I don't want to. Let's have a straightener. Come on. Straightener. Why not? You might win. No, I won't. I'm drunk. No, I won't. No, I won't. Let's go. Straightener. No, I won't. No, no. Let's go. Straightener. No rules. No. No. No. No. That makes it worse. It all gets worse. Come on. Jules, we're in the hang. He thinks he's the captain of food. I'm trying to hide. This is me hiding.
They won't notice me if I wear the hat.
with them.
I'm not going to be a good one.
Haram!
Let me go.
Come on.
Fuck G. Luke, get in the game. There's a game, Luke. Footwork, footwork. Move your feet, move your feet.
Slip the jab, Luke. Slip the jab, there's no work, we haven't even got a fucking processor.
Listen, me and Luke, we're going, me and him as a team, he's going to keep up with me, and we're taking you out. I'm scared. Alright, Luke, do your best. Luke, are you ready? No. We're going to take him off.
No, no, we can't- no the- I can't do it alone! I know, but he'll go forever! No, we have to go! Luke, it's now or never charged at the gunfire!
I need help! You can't leave your fucking- I admit it! You're my cousin! You can't leave me out here to die by myself! Alright, I am his cousin. Alright, Luke, come on, let's go! Tristan, you're a fucked mate! Oh fuck, now Luke's drinking! If he drinks another 7 or 8, and catches up, I'm gonna have to have some more booze, and I literally can't! I'm so full and so drunk, I couldn't possibly tolerate another drink!
Luke, how did you get us into this fight?
He's too powerful. How dare you drag my brother? How did you drag me into this? How did you drag me into this mess? He's unbeatable. He's an unbeatable monster.
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That's right, bro. Throwing up is cheating.
Listen.
Thank you.
vomiting is cheating man
Poor fucker. I'm going to try and hide man. I'll see you later.
It's the captain.
You're okay?
Thank you.
Okay, you can unlock.
I get a lot better.
Please.
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I must check my safety
I must check, you're okay? Please unlock!
- Yes.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Captain Tristan!
Here to get ya! Oh, where's the thing you're going? Hey, I am the captain! You're a fucking loser! Come boos!
There is no escape!
You believe me, that's how drunk you are, you fucking dork! I can do a Croatian accent to save my life! Let's booze! I'll admit it. Woohoo! First of all, I will admit if the 30% probability is gonna be you,
But I'm supposed to buy you know why. Maybe the cat is super serious about his life.
Pause! Pause! Pause! Pause! Pause!
I got looped so bad. Knocked out the door. It was this. It was this. It was...
This is the captain.
Huh? What?
I... safety aboard my ship is very serious, I must make sure you're okay.
What, what, what, what, yeah, okay? One minute, Captain, sure. One second. You must unlock. He unlocks the door, and I'm like, ha ha, Captain Booz, here to get you. That's not a Croatian accent, I sounded Arabic. What is this shit?
He must be drunk! He fell for my fake Croatian captain gig! Which obviously I pull all the time! Oh shit, the Croat/Arab captain. I like that. Captain Booth. I got something that'll set you straight.
No, no. Nice, stiff drink. Those two ain't ready for us. When we go hard, they ain't ready.
They think they're ready, but not when we start doing 10 drinks in 10 minutes. No, but they were actually, they're actually all throwing up in bed right now.
- Tristan, you and I are just made of different cloth, and I'm gonna admit, listen, I'm gonna admit, I can't drink like you.
But the fighter in me just can't take... I have to try.
I have to try. I have to go to war. It's who I am. It's round ten. Put your gloves up and swing. How many times have I sparred with you?
And round after round, knockdown after knockdown, I'm back up, swinging.
That's the game. That's who I am. That's who you are. That's the game. That's what makes the Tate brothers the Tate brothers. That's the game. That's right. And this is why Luke's done. You know, let me say something. Put this in the series, actually. Let me say the only thing, because I've told you endless times about how I like the Paul brothers.
I like them. I like how Logan brought dueling back. I like Jake because he actually fucking fights for real.
Thank you.
You know what fucking let me down? I swear to God, someone sent me a clip of Logan talking about his brother Jake saying, um...
Yeah, Jake told me he was going to be the world champion. I just had to cut in and say, you know, Jake, you're never going to be that. You're never going to get there. I've seen that clip. I remember you being a very average kickboxer.
telling me you were going to be the world champion. And what did I say? I said, you are going to be the world champion. You are going to be the world champion. And did you become the world champion? Yes, I did. You know, what kind of brothers shit on each other that way? That's a dig to Logan, not Jake. What kind of boys? That's your brother.
and that's his dream, and he has all the money and time and finance
and partners to train with and to invest in that dream and you're going to tell your brother nana and uh fuck you
at least at least fucking support the guy you know? Because I don't believe Jake could be the world champion. I don't.
But also, I'm not Jake Paul's brother.
But I fucking like Jake Paul. Jake over Logan a million times. The reason Logan dislikes me, and by extension us, is not because we're more famous than them. It's because we have a close bond, and he doesn't have it with his own brother, and that's why he's upset. Because he's turned on his own brother so many times. He's best friends with his brother's enemy. A bunch of cuck shit.
let's call him
GSI
An imaginary man called Gaius Bai. Gaius Bai. So an imaginary man called Gaius Bai makes friends with one of us.
and we somehow split up
over that and I value my my friendship with gay as bi over you. Tristan, Tristan, if gay as bi was your friend, and he beefed me, I expect you to side swipe that fuck. A side swipe, yeah. As I would for you. Oh, you want to beef my brother? I'm going to come up to you and say, hey bro, and knock you the motherfucker. Oh, well, you know, gay as bi had my back on this day, and the fact he fell out my brother's unfortunate
But man, I'm from California and I stream on CuckTube.
How do you return your own brother to some dude? And also Listen, anyone who has beef with my brother has beef with me. By extension,
Forever.
So when I see Jake Paul and KSI beefing and Logan Paul licking KSI's ass, it's weird. And that's why Logan's so upset with us. He ain't upset that we're more famous than him. He ain't upset that we're the ones who are outside the Matrix. We are Richard, by the way. And we're richer than him. He ain't upset about none of that. He's upset that we have a true brother bond and he hasn't got it. And the reason he hasn't got it is I'll tell you why, because I'm the older brother. As an older brother, you have to lead by example. And Jake Paul looks up to his older brother and looks at him and goes, "You know what? You ain't shit." I get it. Jake's led by example.
How about this, Jake Tate?
Let's invite him into the brotherhood. Jake is more of a man than Logan. That's why Jake doesn't listen to Logan. And that's why Logan is sitting there as the older brother, bum-licking Jake's enemy. A bunch of bullshit, right? You're the older brother. You have to set an example. Anybody who has beef with my brother, you have beef with my brother, it's on site. On site. I don't care if you're in a club. I don't care if you're in a supermarket. I don't care if you're on the street. I don't care if you're with 10 of your boys. I'll roll up strapped. On site. Bum, bum, bum.
All you. Fuck you. On site. You're beefing my brothers. On site. He's going to sit there and be best friends with his brother's fucking enemy. And then he wants to sit there and talk to me about fucking morals on YouTube. Cock tube. The dude has no morality. He has no morality as a man. That's why he takes any dildo that Susan sends him. Hello, here's this month's dildo. Please take it for your fucking paycheck. If you're going to turn on your own brother, you'll turn on fucking the whole world. That's who Logan Paul is. This is an official invitation, man. Jake Tate. I'll invite you in.
You're my brother now We'll show you how brotherhood works We got your back Jake And as brothers As brothers You now officially share our finances Shit you wanna be gay Jake Let's go You want ten You want ten We ain't broke like Logan Don't worry we got you We're alright We got it It's in the bank
But bro, that's nuts, man. That's upsetting for me.
I can't
It breaks my heart to hear it.
Yeah.
And that's why, because we talk about perspicacity, and I've thought, why does Logan dislike me so much? It's three reasons. One, because I'm outside of the Matrix, and he's had to cuck to the Matrix, which he's jealous of, the first thing. The second is I'm more famous than him and Richard in him, which upsets him. But the third and most important is that we have a real brotherhood, and that his younger brother doesn't respect him because he's a cuck. And he knows that, and he feels that. And that's why he truly dislikes us.
us no matter what happens no matter how famous we become how much money we make how right we are proven how banned we get how banned we get he's gonna be upset knowing that his brother doesn't respect him as an older brother because he sold out to the machine or took the fucking susan youtube dildo and that's why he doesn't like us that's all it is he doesn't fucking know us he just looks at us and goes you know what they're braver than me i took the fucking susan dildo
and all his YouTube comments are people saying, Logan, you're a dickhead.
Oh, you know, it's what it is, yeah.
What can you do? So, no, I can't talk to you anymore. My boy, gay-ass bi, told me.
See how bigger they are. Give your finger fast please.
Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
No way. Someone take a moment. No, no, try.
Let's get ready to rumble!