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This is a day of victory and tomorrow we are going on a Boeing 747 private jet which I have chartered to take us out to Split, Croatia where we are going to get on a $79 million mega yacht which I have chartered
with some very beautiful, cool friends and family members of mine. And we're going to go and celebrate all week long. You're saying tomorrow morning we have a 747 private jet. Yeah, but a 747 private jet. So like a huge, a whole 747. The huge ones that are owned by like the Saudis that cost like $200,000 for a very short flight, yeah.
Okay, and then we're going to a mega yacht. Yeah. All right, so it's going to be you and me and like our team, and we're going to celebrate, and we're going to party. Some great people, and we're going to party and drink and relax and celebrate life because it worked. It worked. We are uncancellable. Oh, I'm canceled. I'm so canceled. Give a fuck.
The Vida Vida Tourner, Tourner dans le vide, Tourner dans le vide, Il me fait tourner.
If everyone could listen up to me for like one second. Some of you are not leaving on the 3rd. Some of you are leaving on the 2nd or the 29th or whatever date you're going. I know not everyone has flights back yet. You've all got Georgiana's number in your, it's in the group. Or me directly. Any flight you need home, any day, any time, tell me or message Georgiana. I'll book the flight. I'll get you guys a little boat to take you to the shore and a taxi to take you to the airport and everything. So I don't know when everyone's leaving. Just tell me when.
But let me know one day before. Don't wake up in the morning and say I want to leave today because that's going to be a fucked up situation. But anytime you want to go, just tell me. I'll book everyone's flight and Georgiana will do that as well. If I'm too drunk. Cool? Alright.
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Let's get it. Hop off a seat, 10 passenger. This a G5, no, this not a challenger. Big one. I keep some members with me in the fridge. Get coach seats, they some cannibals. Eat us. They like the gig, gig. Drink a whole bottle, wake up and repeat. Damn. She took a look. Missed it with the chill out. Now she say she said 3D. Why? I go in the jungle and they got a coat. I bet I come out with a meme.
I bet I do this shit for the fam, cause this shit bigger than me Color stones in my infinity link, and in the factory masterpiece I call on twin, cause that be my brother, we got the same roller, he matching me Nah, for real Water on me, like the sun, sun, carrots, sun, pointers All these comas, I want fun, me go gunners, out the junk Fire at all, fuck up front of, fuck nigga, cake on me, no fun Who cash, drop top, feel like stunner, drop top, feel like stunner
Get deep.
YouTube's for brokeies. We moved on. The YouTube monopoly is cracking. It's all coming to an end. YouTube are exploitative. How much money and time did we put to take off that joke? Bro. Think about it. Okay, we should film on iPhones, whatever. But the endless hours of us filming, the millions of dollars spent, all that time we put in to create content, which got hundreds of thousands of subscribers and millions of views for YouTube. We didn't get shit back. They wouldn't even monetize it. They didn't give us a
penny then they delete it all so now we move to rumble and life's beautiful youtube deserves this and we deserve it man bro they just exploit the shit out of us youtube exploit the shit out of everybody that's what they do they just sit there and say give us content that we can monetize we might give you a little slice of it but if you annoy us we'll delete you you they're exploitative youtube are the enemy so thousands of hours to all content creators if you're sitting there and
and you're not on a plane like this, it's because you haven't got a Rumble channel. You're on YouTube. That's got to change. Rumble's the future.
Why YouTube?
YouTube's for brokies, man. It's for brokies, isn't it? YouTube is for brokies. It is for brokies. The amount of time they put in to look beautiful and to sit opposite the table for you, making you look good, they are paying. They're bringing their value in their own way. And I'm going to ask her for fucking money. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
It's true! I feel very passionate about her.
Yeah, now days I get what I want, lately been spending a bag, addicted to getting that can, addicted to popping them tanks, money was made for the sad, now my ex bitch calling back, saw me come out by the random, didn't wait long, now that bitch throwing tantrum, my friends fell in love when I fell in the fame, in my DMs talking about it,
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Go!
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- Hey!
Gentlemen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen.
- No, no, no.
Listen.
They've banned, listen.
They banned me from Instagram.
So yeah, so I want everyone to get their phones out. We're going to do an Instagram story. We're all going to shout, "Fuck Instagram" and do an Instagram story at the same time. So everyone get an Instagram story. Do your Instagram.
Everyone will close video, yeah?
Ready? Get your Instagram ready. Ready?
Ready?
On 3, 2, 1, fuck Instagram. Ready? 3, 2, 1.
Two, one.
- Fuck Instagram! - Fuck Instagram.
I'm on Rumble now, guys.
So if you don't have the app, if you can't get the app, go to rumble.com, find me on there.
All my other social medias will be listed on there.
Come find me on Rumble.
Also, I'll be in Croatia for a week.
So follow me on Rumble and I'll put on Rumble where we're going to be. And if I party in any places, I'll let you guys know.
Cool.
And fuck Instagram.
Cheers, gentlemen. Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief!
I eat the hate up and spit it right back. Malaria's like bullets, I'm shooting your ass. Women come and go with the cash. You gon' learn and learn that shit fast. They gon' fold, fold them the ass. I get my medicine straight out the bank. I'm a prospect, not from Earth. I feel like a monster. Matter of fact, bitch, I came from a star shit. My bed, feel like a coffin. Now waking up, if I run into office, I'm an offer. I don't know if you think that you stop it. What I got going on? Gotta send me with auto on. This ain't no autocorrect. Bitches a threat. Now I'm coming at your neck.
It's all like a pop tart, act like they got no heart So I'll be the ones that's pretending Insecurities, they always offended Mad about a bitch, I already been in That bitch for everybody, we ain't spoken to me Niggas still in the picture And I'm still leaving with it It ain't nothing, I'm a rapper I can't conform, I ain't falling back, no She need more, she got two attached, huh I did it to me like I'm on one, three thousand for that new record Walk around, look like a mummy
I'ma get it all
If this turns off, you just press this one here. Can Andrew's cousin please report to Deck 1? Andrew's cousin.
Tristan. Tristan.
Apparently he's not feeling too well. Maybe you should let him rest in his room.
Should we attack him?
What's the plan? Attack Luke.
Andrew's cousin, the meeting is waiting on you.
Andrew's cousin.
Thank you.
I've got a good voice for this shit. I can do this. I can do this.
I'm quitting all my millionaire businesses. I'm becoming a professional announcer.
Can customer number one please report to the check-in counter? I could do this easy! You found your calling! It's not business! It's not money, it's not kickboxing!
Andrew's cousin, hurry the fuck up, nerd.
So this is our spot for the evening. It's our own bay and we can swim as well. We can swim, we can jet ski, we can chill, we can drink. I'm gonna jump off the roof until they tell me not to. I'm gonna jump off the ocean for one second before I get back out because there are monsters in the ocean.
Who, your cousin? Yeah.
Fuck much to me.
Hello everyone. I'm gonna take the floor. You should know who I am. I'll introduce myself anyway. My name is Luke's cousin. My name is Luke's cousin. I'm the most famous misogynist on the internet. Everyone hates me. Congratulations. And you're very brave to have come on the boat. I don't know if you've seen the crap they've been talking about me in the last few days. Supposedly I'm evil.
This boat is a very well-known yacht and the crew are amazing people and they're very talented. It's really important that all of us, we've all been amazing so far, but I just want to say that we're all very polite to the crew all the time. They are here, they work very, very hard. We can't just be like, "Bring me this, bring me that, please, thank you," that kind of stuff because they're hard working and it's our reputation that matters. We don't want to be... You'll notice with me and Tristan and Jewel especially, we're extremely polite to people who work very hard and we want everyone around us to do the same thing. That's the first thing. It's really important. Second thing is anything that
on this boat you won't believe this bitch, this fucking bitch. Nothing crazy like this. No drama policy. No drama, impossible. Tagging some girl on the other side of the boat, when I see this bitch she's dead. If at any point you want to leave, you decided you've had enough and you want to go or you want to leave, it's no problem. You can come to us and just say, fuck these guys. I want to go. We can have a water taxi here in 20 minutes. Take you in the water taxi, take you to the airport and leave me in time you want. So you're not trapped.
not enclosed you're very free to leave anything anytime you like so just if you need to leave any kind of emergency you don't want to be here anymore you gotta go tomorrow just let Georgiana know your flights will be booked it's all good. I believe the price of this yacht is like 80 million dollars and we'd like to come back again we know the people who own it we know the company so let's have fun but please let's try not to break glasses let's try not to get too drunk and vomit on carpets we want to use this yacht again you know so let's treat everyone with respect. No promises Joel.
- Ideally this becomes a regular thing. That's the intent here. - Yeah, so we wanna have fun.
We don't want anyone crying and screaming and being a drama queen or any dumb shit. Just have fun. Looking at you, looking at you, behave yourself. I didn't spend 800,000 for some girl to get drunk and go, you know what? This bitch looked at me today. Fuck off. I'll throw you overboard myself. And then book you a flight home. Throw you overboard and you can wait for the water taxi on the beach. It's fine. But all in all, we should have a really fun time. It's going to be good. We've got jet skis. There's lots of swimming. The water is quite warm. It's not that cold. We're going to an amazing place.
all around Croatia should be lots of fun if you're on this boat or anyone knows you're here with me or you tag my brother whatever you might get a message from some weird fake account be careful he's gonna kidnap you they're killers watch out for that i think you could tell that myself jewel my brother were absolute gentlemen we always will be and that's how we're gonna behave so i mean so don't worry about these crazy messages don't get scared and jump overboard and go swimming in into the night because someone says we're crazy you know us and especially me because they deleted
like a week ago. I don't know if anyone's been following it. They deleted me from everything. So it's really crazy the stories they make up and the way they purport it. So there's a lot of people out there who believe and they might send you a news article saying that I'm a killer or whatever. 90% of the people love us, but there's always a 10% of idiots who believe the lies. Nobody came here to shout.
Bullshit at the boat. Exactly.
And when I was in Bulgaria, I went out with younger guys than me,
And...
What?
I find out is that they're like
so mature.
they were treating the girls really well, and I found out that they're following you. And I was like, okay, that makes sense. - Old school values. - Traditional values. - Traditional values. - It has impact. - Thank you. - I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you, because I imagine you coming on this trip and then three days in you get a message.
from some fake account. - He's gonna kidnap you. - He's a kidnapper and you might go, "Ahh!" and panic. - Kidnap me on a yacht any day, man. - I know! - What do you mean, you are kidnapped?
You can kidnap me if I don't have to pay for all this shit You can kidnap me any day I'll stay here On YouTube if you say men can't get pregnant
They've been.
No, no, no. On YouTube, men cannot get pregnant will ban you. Yep. Because men can get pregnant because you can be a girl, but you can identify as a man and you can get pregnant. Oh, yeah. So YouTube's going crazy. So it's crazy there. So Rumble is free speech. Rumble, you could say men can get pregnant.
and men can't. Rumble allows both sides of every argument. They're not biased, they're just, they let people talk. So I like this.
Alright, dinner's at 9 o'clock, after we eat.
We fucking drink. So rest up until dinner. Cheers everybody. Cheers. Cheers everybody. Cheers. Cheers. So Jewel, you fucking loser. When I said to you the other day, I forgot the smokes. Can you get them? And you're like, yeah, don't worry. You believe that I forgot the smokes?
Do you not know who I am? Sue me for trying to help, man. Fuck it out. Come on. I will condemn you for life for assuming I would forget the smoke. So of course I got...
Some beautiful H. Upman 54s.
25 pieces and these are about as good as cigars get.
These are top of the range.
Top quality Cubans from the oldest cigar brand in Cuba. - How much is in this bro? - HOS 54's, not what, 25 pieces?
Those are only about 50 or 60 euros a piece.
So we're talking 1200, 1300 euros. Then I got the Hoyo de Monte Ray Habana. Sounds very, sounds very Cuban. Grand Reserve 2013. These my friend, you have in this box, I believe 15 pieces. These are over $200 a piece.
Jesus man. $3000 right here.
Take it out.
Mmm. Oh man, it feels like you'd eat that. That's as good as cigars get.
IF you were a Brokie!
because I also got this fucking more this box cost me five and a half thousand euros it contains eight cigars so when we really want to have the special evenings ignore those little white spots on them they're all good we have the Romeo and Julieta 2020 special editions these are the most expensive cigars I have on the trip well bruv I gotta say one thing you are a loser
No, not at all. I'm very glad I didn't pick up the cigars for this trip. *laughter* Well, it only cost me fucking ten grand. That's the problem. So I'm gonna put these all behind the bar with the cutter and the lighter. I don't know. Maybe we should put them in the safe, bro. Yeah. Now you know what though? Cigars are one of those weird things. It's like tailored clothing. No one would steal these. They're not worth much to anyone. No one knows what they are. No one knows. If you know, they're worth the money.
as well. I'm going to put these behind the bar. Non-financial recognition, bro. There you go. You get one of these expensive cigars.
*music* It's that nigga MC's babe and I'm makin' break a bitch Smack her all upside her head and let her know my pipa thee She gon' try to make it look as if you goin' out like the hoe Never think twice by the bitch 'cause when you dip it then you know
Break it, take that hoe and have that hoe skank in your ring Rearrange the situation, clock your going, think of folk Always stay a step ahead and make her make your cash flow Get that bitch and bitch, nigga, keep that hoe up on the top Let her know that what you saying is gonna be best for folk for y'all Take her money, leave her hanging, pimp that bitch and get your G Take that bitch, don't get my man, man, fuck this shit, man, nigga, please Money game is what I do, go pimp and make my business be Disrespect my pimp and nigga, I'm gonna have to spit your
See I'm pimpin' make my money, make it on bitches, that's my tooth. Get yo ho up out my face, cause I'm drinking these fools.
That is actually fair. - I'm not a London fan, but for shopping, it can't be beaten. - It cannot be beaten. Nowhere in the world, man. Nowhere, nowhere. Not Milan, not New York, nowhere. - Even my Armani stuff, I know it's not custom for you guys, but even my Armani is still tailored. I buy at 10:00 a.m., my 4:00 p.m., is tailored to sit for hotel. - Amazing, amazing. - Everything's tailored in. - But yeah, London's where it's out for close. - You've got Armani anywhere else in the world that's tailored. - My stuff looks good on me. I know it's a different style, but it fits nice, cashier. It looks good. - Let's face it, man.
Nice crime and ugly women. That's right. But I fucking love tailoring. And I fucking love ugly women. The size of jet we normally fly on, you know the nine person jets, I fly them by myself. That's my biggest flex. And every single time the Air Stewardess says, "Why do you get such a big plane by yourself?" And I say, "The small ones, they bounce too much. Don't like it." And she's like, "Really?" I'm like, "Yeah, this one is big enough. It doesn't bounce so much." She goes, "Yeah, but it's for 10 people."
It's fine. For me, by myself, Americano, please. I don't drink, just the coffee. I read the newspaper. Very relaxed, very chilled, civilized. That is a very real flex. When I put it to you, there's a bigger flex now, and it's called breaking the fucking matrix, mate. Destroying the monopoly that Big Tech has. That's the flex now, mate. Big Tech. I didn't want to destroy you. You should have kept me as controlled opposition. I would have been on your side. I would have created my message.
I would have done whatever you needed me to do to allow me to exist on your platform so you could satisfy whatever shareholders you have down in Cuckland. But you started a fight with the most formidable man on the planet, my unmatched perspicacity.
coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. And I will crack the Matrix. I will destroy tech monopolies. That's who I am. It's too fucking late. You're fucked with the wrong guy. And by the way, for the record, I would never kill myself. Let's fucking go. Fuck you. Yee -haw! Give a shit. Oh, drink to that, even though I don't want to drink anymore.
The future of social media, rumble .com. Cheers to Rumble! One more, one more, one more, one more. I'm gonna do one more cheers. We are on one of the most expensive yachts in the Mediterranean. Do whatever the fuck we want for a solid week. If that's not worth the cheers, I don't know what is. We are the kings and queens of the ocean. So let's give that a cheers. Life is good. Life is good. So far so good. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
I have 30 cars, but I have two or three I really love. It's the way it is. If the 765 will start, I have to drive them.
But I will still stand by after all my cars the A12's the best.
Bro, maybe on the pit was roads that I got away from you in the Evo. Second to it was a straight, you caught me. And those are the better used roads in Europe. Like, what's the point? Having said that though, I almost fucking killed myself and 20 other people trying to chase you in the A12. Guys, guys, Andy, I love you both.
- Thank you. - Would you like me to join in? - Uh. - Well, you know, I was a student, I was a naturally aspirated, but.
What's wrong with you? Talk about sexy shit.
What's wrong with you? - All right, bro, I'm fine.
Everyone, give me your class. We do another one to Tristan's virginity. Give me one more. All right. My brother's a virgin. Let's go.
He's not drinking as much as he should be. You better fucking drink bro. Get it in ya.
Be from desire!
You don't know about it.
*Sings*
We're all vanilla losers.
I need water! Let me have some water! Fuck off!
yeah
I'm so cancelled! Give a fuck! Don't give a fuck!
- I'm so quiet. - I'm so quiet.
- I'm done with the boost. - Let's go to the choir. - I'm ready to help.
- It's rough.
I'm having fun but I'm also serious man. I got it. We're the most primary yachts in the world. We're the most primary yachts in the world. We can't knock booze. We need booze bro. We need booze bro. Booze, Aikido, Taigano Aikido without booze. Look, he can agree.
The booze is not necessary. It's not. It is necessary. You don't need to drink like fucking animals. Okay, let me...
This is a nice tasting drink, we don't need to neck it
We do. We can't-- Neck it all. Tell Luke he's a pussy. Drink all the booze.
This is how we go.
Take over that Joe, we'll drink it. Bruv, I'm a fucking responsible individual. I have normal work to do. I can't drink like this all the time. Why not? It's fucking insanity bruv!
*thud*
*laughter*
You go fuck yourself! Fuck yourself! You better drink it off! Drink this and drink it off! Whoa! Welcome to the real world! Welcome to the real world! Welcome to the real world, Joe! Welcome to the fucking real world, you cats! You fucking cats!
I got my fucking phone in my pocket! You dickhead! Fuck off! Fuck your phone! Nerd! You're an animal! Woo!
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- - - - I'm not messing to you! You're not gonna pull that off. You're not gonna pull that off.
You owe me a new coin, motherfucker. What the fuck? Oh, yes!
What's that gonna cost me, money? I want money, you fucking nurse!
You better fucking step up!
You, you, it's no better money. You're backing up my apps, man. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you, I ain't doing that shit.
Fuck.
Where's the booze? Booze.
Jewel disappeared and now Tristan's disappeared to go find him. Tristan was Terminator going through this entire boat, clearing the rooms.
Looking for Jewel in real time.
Hey baby, can I come in? You can't say no to a beautiful woman.
- One, two, three.
I don't fucking drink, close the doors, I can't!