0:29.97And I'm starting from a sea pirate. A sea pirate? Yeah, our skipper doesn't know this yet, but I've got a couple of AKs and I'm going to go over there. Get down.

0:34.99Good luck.

0:38.52Okay.

0:39.47Where are we? What's this? That's her hand.

0:42.02Onwards.

0:42.57It can't be onwards, because that's onwards nothing.

0:45.38The ocean is not nothing. If the ocean is nothing, how come it would kill you if you were in it?

0:49.83So that's where we're going. We're going down to the ocean. Nothing can kill you.

0:53.08Wait, that makes you sound strong.

0:54.41It doesn't really sound strong.

0:55.74You didn't even realize that you won that one. I had to point it out to you.

0:58.59yeah basically we're in croatia now because i rule the internet and i've conquered the world and i've conquered croatia and now we've

1:03.16Flew here on a private jet and now we're gonna go on a boat and we're gonna sail around the world.

1:06.12because that's what rich people do.

1:07.38We've got boat full of chicks and we've got private chicks. Ah, so you conquered the world and then you just travel the Mediterranean. Yeah, I travel the Mediterranean because I'm the emperor.

1:13.18Makes sense.

1:14.25- Thank you.

1:14.87- Thank you. - Thank you.

1:16.54It's true. The internet's already gone. The internet's gone, so I'm going to conquer the earth. Yeah. So we're going to run around and I've decided to become a sea pirate. A sea pirate. Our skipper doesn't know this yet, but I've got a couple of AKs. And I'm going to go over there. Kidnapped some of those things. Alright, we'll teach him a few things. We're going to run up on him. I'm the captain. Collect loads of boats.

1:36.24Yeah, we could... I'm going to show him the ropes. Nice.

1:42.24Thank you.

1:43.47Well done, guys.

1:44.49Enjoy your work.

1:45.08Thank you.

1:46.38Do you want steel, sparkling water? Please for steel.

1:50.87Thank you.

1:54.61Wine tasting look.

1:56.31You know how wine tasting works? How? You get some wine and you sniff it around and you go, and then you talk about flowers. Okay. And then you down it. Then you dry.

2:04.89Thank you.

2:05.97Is that wine tasting?

2:08.45wine's worse than vodka it is

2:13.89Taste your wine, damn it. So I do this. Talk about flowers. Flowers are nice. They are. Roses. Roses, yeah. Dandelions. Dandelions, correct. And then I down it?

2:23.52use the word tannins yeah say tannins say tannins structure tannins structure perfect so that's how wine tasting works this is what classy people do i will bring you more but who is for sparkling water i also spark the water so this is known as the monster

2:39.18And it messes up the, first of all, leaves fingerprints on the glass. And it heats the wine up. Exactly. You're supposed to hold it by the... Ah. So I did it the unclassy way. So I need to stir it, flowers, but hold it that way and then down it. There you go. You got it down your glass.

3:38.90What's this? What's this? Why? What is it? Why? What is it though? Why?

4:08.92Come on, come on.

4:20.96Welcome to the real world Luke. Welcome to the real world.

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5:08.92*singing*

5:08.94The sky is gray, I've been far away.

5:16.24Halloween is a day!

5:19.61If I didn't tell her.

5:53.74I believe today, Telefornity...

6:20.26We haven't even taken off yet. We're not going anywhere. We're done.

6:52.42*Train*

6:53.36I am never drinking booze ever again. What? What do you mean why? You guys were there. You were all there. I guess you don't familiar with the law of the sea. What's the law of the sea? That you have to drink from. What's that?

7:08.34Weights? No. Yeah. Oh, my legs. Sea legs. No, you didn't bring your sea legs. No, they're sea legs. I swapped about. If there's sea legs, you wouldn't be scared of my little bit of fucking booze, would you?

7:19.65What do you mean? Let me bring a C -Lex again. Again. Come on.

7:27.29Firsty. You got to freshen up in the mornings, you know? Now I see. Nice and boozy. It's booze. I'm officially the deputy captain. I'm on duty right now, guys. No, he's lying. It smells horrible. He's telling lies. Deputy captain, can't drink on the air. No, he's lying. No, he's lying. No, he's lying.

7:48.51It smells horrible. He's telling lies. Deputy captain, can't drink on the air. No, he's lying.

7:49.65Judy mercy can the normal rules of the world captain must drink deputy captain take a swing

8:06.17Get it all down.

8:12.08What are we doing?

8:16.64All these boats. We're gonna get in there. We're paring.

8:22.22All the boats. Wait. No, there's too much booze on this ship. Nah, nah, nah. Well, right now there is. You're right. You have to keep rid of buoyancy. It's important. All the booze goes. Yes. But why don't we just throw it overboard then? Nah. Let's buy for fish. Fuck fish. They want to get the whales brought. Good sea legs. You can't care about your body. I do have sea legs. No. No. So we're gonna go to this party and we're gonna have to go

8:45.00the boos. Luke is going to

8:46.65How possible.

8:48.65I'll throw it overboard. Let's just throw it overboard. Fuck the fish.

8:51.52- Oh, so we care about fish now. - We can't, no. - This whole channel, actually from the beginning, first of its inception, it's always intended to be a Fisher Conservation channel. - It's not true, y'all. - Now slowly I'm starting to make people understand. First I made them like me and realized I'm top G, and now they're like, okay,

9:05.46I love fish. Let's talk to you about fish. Otherwise, they wouldn't care about fish. So this is all about fish. We've been from the beginning. I don't give a fuck about you, Luke. I don't give a fuck about nothing else. I don't give a fuck. You can die in a car crash. Take confidential. What does confidential? What letter does it start with?

9:20.14C.

9:22.06There was a hidden message all along. No, no. I'm pretty sure I've heard you guys say, fuck the fish. C. I'm pretty sure. I think I've refilmed this. What's the second letter of confidence?

9:33.38- O? - Oceans.

9:38.34Come on, Luke. Here. What do you mean? - You look worried. I'm not worried. - Here, I got it. You're fine.

9:49.20Quick! Boat's sinking! We need boots!

9:55.84Ah! Andrew, there's too much.

10:01.65Who am I?

10:04.17Morpheus.

10:07.37He cannot be defeated. Morpheus always wants some. He always wants some. He always wants some. He wants some.

10:14.11walkers are good

10:14.64He'll give ya!

10:31.65What are we doing?

10:38.19Is this the secrets of what? Wudan? I mean you want to go dance with those guys. Huh? I mean you want to go dance with those guys. No, I don't want to go dance with those guys.

10:45.87I'm gonna go dance with those guys. Why would I want to do that? I know your flag's on the boat. What? The flag's on the boat. The boat? Yeah, one of the boats has your flag on it. No, they don't. Those boats don't have my flag on it. They don't. I know you want to dance with the guys. I'm not gay. I'm trying to figure out how many of them float me out of there. Impostive. Impostive.

11:13.45Oh, it's weird.

11:45.79Watermelon Wing Chun! Watermelon Wing Chun!

11:46.49are overly friendly and they want to mingle. And we don't want anyone to call to us. They don't realize that. Sorry, sorry, sorry. He's gonna blind me. He's gonna blind me. He's gonna blind me. Don't worry Luke.

12:08.89Tristan's a crazy man.

12:14.75There are sharks there.

12:15.87out here. We're in the Mediterranean. There are sharks. When was the last shark attack? Recently.

12:24.171982's not recently.

12:32.91Okay. So Tristan's a madman. Go to water fight! Fuck off. Go to the rest of the grass! Fuck off.

12:42.45So he's the crazed night waterman. Fuck off.

12:45.99Underwater's camouflage!

12:49.49He literally sunk you.

12:56.49Rich people aren't supposed to do these things. Good point. She might be in the office like holding meetings and shit. Yeah. I want to know why Tristan swims with a knife. Always ready.

13:47.83so

14:17.89Oh

14:47.89If I was you would be dead alive and fuck you.

15:06.25You can't do that for sharks aren't here. No, there's no sharks.

15:12.87-

15:14.53*BOOM*

15:18.64But we haven't done and take confidential in a long time. Just like have a nice drink, you know, party. But we just did that. Like... Watch out, man, from T.A.