Transcript
Finally, the time has come to improve.
How does it feel?
Another day, Luke. Another day. More booze, more super fast cars. What could go wrong? No, but it does go wrong for everyone else. But somehow. I don't know how many. We've lost so many cars. But here we are. Here we are.
So many people drop off. Yeah, amateurs. Yeah. We're professionals. Cars seized, cars broken, everything. Crashes. Apparently for no reason.
He smashed it.
Jay's windscreening. Jay's another guy who
smashed his windscreen in.
And then all the guys got out.
and jumped it.
and then smashed his house up.
Then they tried to pull a gun and they took the gun off him. Yeah. So it turns out the English have beaten the French once again.
It's true, it is a shame. It's 1815 all over again.
and trashman got disarmed and got his house smashed up. Yeah, he basically surrendered. Yeah, yeah, I know. Everything during the event, and we make it to the end every fucking year. Every year, start line to finish line. The professionals.
So back to Spain. The police in Spain loved us.
didn't they? I'm going to give them a little visit. I know. They'd love to have us back. They'd love to have us back. They're like, oh, they've gone to Portugal. Our friends, we want our friends back. Yeah. They were such good drivers which adhere to all traffic laws. Yes, all of them. So here we are. Done. Nice, Cream Bandit. It's back. Oh, look, it's waiting for us. What's this? The road's already closed. Nice. Police. Nice. Lovely. They knew we were coming back. Hi, guys. We're back.
They had a fucking surprise party for us. They literally did. Big and planned. A nice surprise party. Big and planned.
Alto Policia. I don't know what that means. The whole thing looks like a shit show. Why do they let us in their country? Look at all these cars. They're all hooligans.
All hooligans. All hooligans. They're all people you don't really want in your country. We're not good for your country.
They film us, but don't they realize we're destroying their country in real time. Fuck Spain.
Spain's fucked, isn't it? Spain's fucked Spain. Sure, try to stop us at the border. That was dumb.
So that's the end of his car. Well, he's in the gas station with the engine cover. Yeah, that's not a normal thing, is it? No. You don't open the engine cover on a lap. Yeah, and someone's running.
Oh, no, they're telling people to do things.
truck. Nice.
Well, it was always gonna happen. What do you mean? What do you mean? Why was it always gonna happen? No, because it's super, super scorching hot out. It's scorching hot and his car is some Frankenstein. What do you mean? It was guaranteed. No, it wasn't. It was. It was guaranteed. I can't believe that. There was no just a few days ago it quit and started spitting fire and nearly burned his face off. So your car burst into flames.
So, I'm going up the pass of the Marriotton today. Look at the engine bay. Look at the glass, scorched.
Fuckin' hell. Literally, dropped the gear, big boom, flame came out of here next to my head.
Another flame came out of here. Smoke everywhere.
Got out, there was a stream next to us. We literally was chucking stream water on the car.
Nothing else to do. Got the fire out.
and then I stripped it and fixed it and got it back on the road.
wait so drives again yes back on the road I drove in the mountains for two and a half hours I rang Tom he's a legend wow no he did giant modifications to a Lamborghini Aventador I'm super surprised to try making the fastest car on the road hey good turbos in an Aventador what's wrong with that because it's not made for that if the engineers wanted it to be so they would have made it so I'm surprised not surprised no one's surprised
This is hard though, yeah? This is proper hard though. This is insane.
So Boris, we've found the race track in the mountains. This is the mountain race track.
dangerous. Serious.
This reminds me very much of the Transalpina in Romania when I've done that with Andrew. But it's like, it's different. I think that's a good one.
We've caught up with the pack. Engine overheated. Yeah, we got put into recovery mode because the engine overheated. And we had to crawl for a little bit. But now we're back with the pack, which is a brake sign.
means no one's overtaking this car. No one will be on this gate.
so
the next person who hates you. Nice.
Nobody likes me, Luke. Nobody does like you. Nobody likes you. Nobody likes me.
Yep, he's trying. But he doesn't realize the cops, the John and the government are on his ass.
And I don't know if he can escape. John Law on the government. John Law on the government.
Oof.
Yeehaw. Yep, yeehaw.
What car is that?
GTR is the fastest right now. No, it is actually fast. I was surprised, bro. I thought that was a Nancy Boy car for some reason. But then I just saw that.
That thing's a fucking bullet. Yeah, it's really fast.
He's giving up. Another one. Give it up. John Lamb, the gunman. Caught him.
14. Yeah. We saw him. He gave up. He's a game. Pull me over. Take me to jail. I can't escape the gunman.
Yeah, because I don't know what these are. You've never had an appetizer? No. Never? No. You can't just dance. What does that mean? How many appetizers do I have? You have two. How many do you have? Two.
We have four. Yeah. Luke is a gay. How many words in that sentence? Four. That doesn't mean anything.
Approved it. What are apple tizers?
If apple tizers are so good, why do we never see them anywhere else? We and Boris were avid. You know when you hit that round? Hard. You didn't see it. You'd break. We hit that so hard that the split, we thought we'd split the bump up. Bro, I'm so lucky. We've only scuffed it.
So it's John Law and the government after Boris.
John Law. What time he went to jail? And the government. On his ass. Go to jail! You're going to jail, Boris! Girl, I'm going to jail!
To jail!
Come on Lamborghini you Italian piece of shit. Oh brand new Lambo. Brand new Lambo. Meet the old Porsche. Yeah meet the seven year old GT3 with more miles than your mom. You're heading to jail Boris. We're going to fucking jail. Show up all the gunmen.
*music*
You can't. You can't. You can't escape the police. Even in a brand new Lamborghini. You can't get away. Sorry Boris. You're headed to jail.
So Boris gave up. He's gone to jail. They all go to jail in the end. They can't escape the sheriffs. Draw the law on the government. Once they're on you. They're on you. They don't get off. Sticky. Like glue. The gum on your shoe.
they're there. Can't get them off.
You just have to resign to your faith.
Let's get ready.
Oh, my God!
*music*
I don't know.
Finally.
The time has come to you.
How does it feel?
- Marcel, that's mine. - So Marcel believes he can beat everyone at drinking. He believes he's the drinking champion amongst all of us. - He is. - Well, he's definitely got the tool. - I don't want to be alright. - Why does Marcel do this to himself? - Can I just be honest? The reach alone that I have compared to Andrew. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You'll move left, you'll move right. He'll be trying to hit you in the middle. - Just to really beat him longer. - 100 rounds.
Marcel can't be a nightmare! Oh bro! Can you beat me? Yes. The disrespect of... Ooh!
Big ol' leg! I'm me! How do you win? No game plan.
Tell him again.
How do you beat me?
I punched you.
Bro.
.
It's not gonna happen, Marcel.
Alright. Okay, cool. Put gloves on. Let's find out. Let's go. Where's the gloves?
Or so your face looks, your face isn't convincing.
You say words.
But your face. It still means it.
We had a pep talk on the way here. He means it. His face! I can see his face! I've beaten you before. Have you beat me ever?
No.
I'm pretty sure he's beating you every single time
Stop talking about the past. The fact of the matter is...
I'm here to win. I'm watching YouTube videos. I'm ready. He hasn't been watching YouTube videos. I've been with him.
He hasn't been, this is a lie. I have.
- Thank you.
Let's go.
This is it, the championship fight.
Check it.
Let's get ready to rumble! I don't think we have a round timer. We don't need a round timer.
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original round time
- Thank you.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
*gunshot*
- Come on.
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- Time's on.
I'm not.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Come on, Marcel. Nine.
Hands up.
Alright, hands up my throat. Don't worry myself. You got the reach, bro. Use the reach. Go down, right over here.
Remember left and right and he'll try and hit you in the middle.
Punch me then.
One, two, three.
- Good boy.
Five.
It's alright Marcel, the reach just wasn't there that time.
.
*laughs* *laughs* Come on slow.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
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Nice.
Yes.
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Thank you.
*Ding*
Breathe.
- Big one.
That was a big one.
Almost all seven.
Line
You are next.
I'm in. Only boxing, not kicking.
*laughs*
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Thank you.
- Good day, man.
- It's insane. - Well, at least we say this, but we're gonna say it together. - We will, we will. - Take it back. I'm sorry. - All right, Marcel.
Whew.
- Let's go.
Oh my god.
Come on.
- Thank you.
I'll see you in my car now.
Thank you.
Charlie, next time we'll be in front of the police.
30 seconds, Ryzo.
Go Marcel, go go go!
Offensive, down there, pick your shots. Offensive, that's better. Go, go, go.
- Boy, beautiful.
- Mmm! - That was beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Hey.
I'll take a little more than that, I think.
10 seconds, Marcel. 10 seconds, Marcel.
- Up, up, up, up, up.
Last three seconds.
5, 4, 3, 2, 9. Well done.
Come on.
- I think I had lucky round to Marcel in that corner. Marcel, come here.
What the fuck?
Why am I still at the heart?
This problem's illegal.
Yeah, all you have to do is...
I told him I told him I told him I was gonna fix it
No one's going to fix it. No, Marcel, don't worry. It's already fixed because you already took your knee three times. Come on, go five rounds.
Oh God. Let's go. What's up, round two?
Watch out! You look at the camera and say, "I admit it."
Alright Marcel, no one's looking bro. Just say I knew it.
- We'll do five, just give me one, punch me off, then me again. - So, five rounds in a row. - Go. - Let's go. Time's up. - Time's up. - Time's up. - You're fighting or not? - I do. - Let's go. - I admit it, I admit it. - You admit it? - Get rid of ourselves.
Thank you.
Pink must have
*Gunshot*
*Mario plays*