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I'm glad you're here, Joel. Glad you're here, Joel. Missed you. Missed you. I haven't seen you in a while, Joel. It's been a while. Missed you. It's been a while. It has been a while. Don't worry.
Just the one.
BOO!
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So the show goes on
everyone's asking why we took down all Take Confidential videos Take Confidential is over we don't just quit making the show we also quit living the life we quit existing without the channel we don't exist we're about to disappear we're actually computer generated astral projections of the machine look you're about to disappear the moment you close this video you will
Wait, so when we stop taking off a nutshell, we just cease to exist? How about this? Luke, all right. Andrew, let's arrange something a little bit fun. But if Luke stops recording Take Confidential during what we're doing that's fun, he ceases to exist. No, but you guys all cease to exist. Do you want to cease to exist or do you want to go down the rabbit hole of endless booze and private jets and stupid bullshit? That is a good question. Or do you want to cease to exist?
You have to make a choice. There's going to be booze there? Loads. Clock and loads.
- Loads of booze. - Ah, I don't mind the jets. I don't mind the woobies, the boats, but there's gonna be booze. - Loads of booze. - Lots of booze. - Nice G&T for ya. - Nice. In fact, I haven't had breakfast. - The day started right.
A slice of lemon, wake you up. - All right. - Booze or eternal nothingness? - I guess, I guess take confidential, let's continue.
I'm engaged with the partner. Good, good, good. Get in the war room and then we can sit.
get in the war room and then we can sit okay
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I'll find if I do.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wow, dude. So it's begun.
So it begins.
- Shot glasses. - Luke, you chose this. - No, I didn't. - You could have chosen not existing.
That's not really a choice.
hot glasses ready for ya.
Non-existent would have been easier than this is gonna be. At least there's donuts. And I'll just slowly drive behind the rest of you. Look Luke man I feel your pain. I refuse to put my foot down. The people who take confidential don't understand my pain. I'm done. They don't understand. I'm done. It's good to see you Jewel. Man I've missed you. Bro. Haven't you missed Jewel Andrew? Fucking missed him. I'm glad you're here Jewel. Glad you're here Jewel. Glad you're here. Missed you. I haven't seen you in a while Jewel. It's been a while. Missed you guys. It's been a while. It has been a while. Don't worry.
Just the one.
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Dullesim Jewel, that's code. That's code for many and many. That's code. I genuinely do not want to do this. This is pure poison. I don't either. This is pure poison. No, alcohol is pure poison. You know, this is private jet peer pressure. It's a real thing. Private jet peer pressure. Fuck me.
- Sure.
warm melon vodka Aikido.
My heart, my lungs. It's horrible. My soul. I taste it down my spine. I can taste it down my spine. It's only one baby, don't we? You're gonna be saying, but you said it. No, no, that's cool. No, no, don't drink anymore though.
You better listen to your woman.
He got you there, Joey. I'm going to get out and fucking walk to Coyne. It'll be less painful than this shit.
Would you like to have another shot? Yes please, four more shots, yes please. Thank you for the offer. Thank you, four more. Thank you, appreciate that. I think we're out of vodka. Thank you, four more shots please. We haven't even left, Lea. How much do I have to pay you for us to be out of vodka? Four more vodka shots please, thank you. Jewel, I'll contribute, I'll help.
Do you accept Bitcoin? Yeah. We can be out of vodka. We can forget the vodka. Why is it watermelon, guys? What are you doing? Who cares? We are half black. It's literally like bubble gum. We're mixed race. We like watermelon. All African-Americans do. Yeah.
You don't understand. We eat Australian. It's like kangaroo flavor.
I know the Australians are too.
Why'd you let me on the plane then?
That's why we need Sterling. We're going to have that conversation.
the gunfire.
Charge at the gunfire. You've got to move through the bullets. Don't let the bullets move through you. Even the smell of this shit is disgusting. It is horrible. It's horrible. No, it's...
Everyone who watches this, Jewel, everyone who watches this,
thinks that, "Ah nah Luke, I would love to do that."
Eric Smiley.
It hurts their bones. It's pure poison.
Can't wait for the next one.
Because I drink with them. Your life's great. It's a bit of a party. It's because they work 52 weeks a year and they love a weekend of drinking with us. No, but that's the thing. They wouldn't even love a weekend of drinking. They wouldn't even love after the first, I think, 90 minutes. Yep, they'd realize. Holy shit, the pace. Do you remember my birthday? Sorry, I can't hear you, mate. Yeah, I can't hear you either.
Sorry. It was Jule talking? Yeah, the sound of you not drinking is drowning out your voice. It must be like refracting off the booze back. Yeah, something weird. Something weird is going on.
I saw it's about the movie as well. What are you saying? The sound travels over water, but it might travel into booze. Oh, this is so horrible. So it's just blocking the waves. This is so horrible. It's so horrible, Jewel. Jewel.
It's horrible.
Woo!
Welcome to big school.
I'm into the real world. Why though?
That's the thing. It makes no sense that we do these things. It doesn't. It doesn't. Okay, so now that you can hear me, for my birthday, three weeks every day we got on it. I couldn't get out of bed without drinking two things of Red Bull. I couldn't move. Okay. And you were fine, you motherfucker.
People don't know. They don't realize. No, they don't realize. Drew Brees, I see the comments all the time. Oh, I could do that. Luke just can't drink. The thing is, I think I could out drink most of Take Confidential viewers.
That's the thing. But they don't realize the levels. It's a different game.
So I woke up this morning and loads of people making YouTube videos about me. Loads. Now, I don't make YouTube videos about anyone. The idea that I'm gonna sit there, watch someone else's video, talk about this person as if they met her.
and break it down. Don't give a fuck. Because I live a very, very good life. Because I'm an amazing man. So when people are making all these videos about me, I don't even know until someone messaged me, hey, this guy made a video about you, da-da-da-da. And in the comments, you know, some people love me, some people don't love me. But there is a massive difference between the two types of people, right? The people who like me and the people who dislike me, there's a huge disconnect between the two. The people who like tape, they watch what I say. They join H.U.,
their friends or some of them spread it online, etc. They absorb the knowledge, they go to the gym, they work out, they work hard, give themselves five or six women, live a good life. The followers of these other people sit at home, watch their videos, get upset that Tate's so fantastic, get angry and bitter and hate-filled, sit there fat, do nothing, jerk off and go to bed. So those are the two teams. You either follow Tate, end up motivated, rich, with a bunch of pussy,
behind your computer screen, obese, Tate's a misogynist. Upset. If I'm such a misogynist, why am I fucking you ain't fucking? If I'm such a misogynist.
So why are the women coming to me? If I'm such a misogynist. So you can choose a team. You can join the other side, the people who all make hate videos on me. Even some people I thought, you know what, they have their brain on, they're kind of cool. Now they're coming sideways because they're jealous of the success. And then they come and say, well, Tate's wrong. Da-da-da. Bro.
former wang, Richard and I would kick the fuck out of him. So shut the fuck up. I win, the internet's mine, I own it, all of it is mine. Excuse me, can we have four more shots of vodka please? I appreciate that. Ah! We really don't need that. We really don't need that.
so Tristan was just joking about how he drank all the vodka and he needs to wash it back with the Perrier and the ice danger down is and I wasn't even recording but I hear them I actually hear them do what's real and say it's there I didn't hear that sound
No, you can't. The sound carries because the glass serves. It amplifies the sound. It's a G&T. It's a nice drink. Why not enjoy it for a couple of minutes? Why does it have to be too good? Your boyfriend told me you only enjoy sex for five minutes.
Jewel, I'll tell you a trick. There is no enjoyable drink. It doesn't exist. That's a myth. Cocktails, drink 20 and down them. No such thing.
Yeah, not enjoyable at all. Nothing. So I don't actually know what country we're in. But yeah, we're here.
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What's that?
They're boats.
Onwards? I told you it was my hand, you didn't even know what it was. Dumb.
What's this?
Your hand. No, onwards. You're a fucking idiot, bro. Why are you even doing this?
TV. It's the best TV channel in the world.
- Yeah.
- Biggest YouTube channel object in history. I don't even do that. We have the most subscribers ever. - It's true. People don't realize that, do they? - And you don't even know
the basics
no that that was on where i said onwards first and then he sets their hand and then he did the other one he said
not i said your hand you said it's onwards
That's a trick question. Yeah, nice try mate. Nice try.
Yeah, thank you please.
We're in Croatia. It's super nice here. Croatia is a sick country. It actually really is. I think you need to be dialed in to know where the parties are at so it doesn't get too sleepy but if you were dialed in correctly I think Croatia is one of the best countries in the world to live.
Even in the winter, it doesn't get back. It's still drivable in the winter.
probably could be awesome.
Kharisha, if I could start again, Kharisha would be a strong contender.
But I own Romania now so I can't. But if I could start again
Korea should be a very strong contender.
I'm not.
Thank you.
This sick.
Americans definitely don't know Croatia is by the way
10 years it'll be mainstream, 10 years it'll be trashed. But for the time being, nice.
Here's your mate.
It's not my mate. Who's your mate? You're right? It's not my mate. Who's your mate? It's not my mate. I don't have mates.
They're your mates. What are those kind of bikes? Your mates? Nope. It's your mates. I don't have mates.
You're the one with mates. You're the only one with mates around here.
Do you like me?
What are the people from Shaila, are you mate? No. They've been sitting waiting for the event. Instead of getting a hotel like we did, they've been sitting here for four hours. Nice.
So you're mates, yes? No, they're not my mates.
No, it's not. Actually, it kind of is, to be honest, to be fair. I'm sitting in the shade of my phone. Yeah, to be fair, it actually kind of is.
No, but they're not my mates.
because I'd sit alone.
because I have no mates.
The Airmates.
Crochers safe. What are they?
shoes no what are you walking on what do you use to walk feet legs legs so why you got those ones what do you mean why do i have these ones they're mine you didn't bring your sea legs with you i did no you're not i did i brought my sea legs
You wouldn't be walking like that. What do you mean? You left your sea legs at home like a dipshit. How am I walking differently? Luke?
It's official, you already dipped it.
You forgot your sea legs.
So we're going to have a sea yaw bare knuckle straightener. Fix this once and for all. How would that give me my sea lights?
It's the only, I can't think of another answer. Can you?
If I lost my seat lights...
I can't even guess.
Maybe sea legs aren't real.
We'll see you on one way.
We're having a nice fight.
If sea legs aren't real, you should win. Shit.
Thank you.
What does- I don't give a fuck about you, Luke. I don't give a fuck about nothing else. I don't give a fuck. You can die in a car crash. Take confidential. What does confidential? What letter does it start with?
C!