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Cheers!
Good night.
I'll leave this one on. If not, it's 1 minute 30 right now.
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Nice is work break. Oh, wait for that counter Andrew. Oh
I'm going to be trying to use your jet. Don't make your count on that.
- Two, two, two, three. And legs, and legs are down.
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Yes.
Power under. Timer's running under.
Thank you.
*Dunner*
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10 seconds. 10 seconds. Time. Go go. Hands back to the head.
More than one bro, more than one. Nice. Nice.
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- Come on.
15 seconds, 15 seconds.
Go to the body mic. Go to the body mic. Big Andrew Teat and Tristan Teh. Real bad man in the blood cloud. You understand? Eh?
you
*music* How are you boozing Marcel? *music* *music* Last night he's definitely boozing He's boozing heavy, going home to the room Let's go, let's go, let's go I'm here *music*
I'm so proud of Marcel! I'm so proud of Marcel!
I love you.
Cheers guys. Cheers. Cheers. Get the cowboy in. Cheers. Cheers.
I'm ready. It's your last time.
- Okay.
Tristan.
I'm in Spain, so I feel I should order paella. We really... We should, shouldn't we?
But. But it's terrible.
I know, it every is. Every single time the Spanish get us with this trick.
It's supposed to be what they eat and it's supposed to sound good.
Are we going to get ourselves when we order this shit? We are. And also, they have black rice with fried calamari. I haven't even ordered it now.
I think we have to. And then we'll also order normal things like
steak.
just in case the spanish try and get us i'm all in on paella now you can't i all in paella tristan you're gonna regret it
So Tristan doesn't think we've been set up. I don't think we've been set up now.
I still think we've been set up
We'll see.
*music*
I don't drink that shit. I don't drink champagne. I'm a gay.
*Sings*
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♪ I feel it in the wind ♪ ♪ So many times ♪ ♪ So many times ♪ ♪ So many times ♪ ♪ So many times ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
Hello, hello, hello. This is what we do now, Tate. I'll fly somehow, my friend.
It's true. You're not going to flap your arms. It's true. No, there's middle ground.
Peasant line. Who's sir?
You admit all of it? Do you admit every single thing? Do you admit all of it? Can't admit some of it, but I admit everything.
Just admit it! Do you admit it? Pinched the ampoule and gave me the shit you can light it. Set you up. Let me see it. Do you admit it? Do you admit to everything that Ajax is gonna make me admit? I'll give you the right up. Why is he gonna admit to help you with your shit light it? I don't know. Why are you admitting it?
Just admit it.
Alright Andrew, I admit it. Alright. Let's go. Boom. Verify. On camera. Full confession. I knew it all along, but this is the last piece of evidence I needed. All the pieces to the puzzle are now in place. For I was blind, but now I see. I fucking hate you guys.
You know what?
We're drinking ourselves together, dressed well, traveling in a classy way, all together. What does this remind me of? The Tiki Moch. So, happy birthday, Justin. This boat tour is supposed to end in 10 minutes. We've been sending it for number 19. Oh, yeah. It's on me. We're refueling. Yeah, he said I'm running out of fuel. I said, do the fuel stuff. I'll pull some gas stations. Listen, my AMEX never runs dry, dudes. Woo!
Bye.
*laughs*
I'll take the Tiki boat on. Fuck you guys. Next time we take the Tiki boat. You know, you know what? The Tiki boat all the way around the Mediterranean. I'll tell you what else the Tiki boat had. White boy music. That's right.
Give me that phone.
I know you got Aldine on there. You got G country in that phone. I know. I gave you the playlist. Country boy world is on that list. You got to talk that love to me.
*music*
Another one.
Oh my god, you know that.
Wrangled a bit too much, didn't I? Yep. I think this is an over wrangle. Alright. Too much wrangle? What's that mean? It's like too much money. There's no such thing. Another one.
Another one Is your name Luke? Maybe.
I don't think it is. I'll be.
is. I think it is. I think it is.
Tristan why are we watching fountain shows?
And I'm getting eaten by mosquitoes and I killed them in real time. Take confidential saw me kill the mosquito on my arm. Tristan. I don't care. Yeah you do. I hope you have malaria.
Tristan what have I told you that I set up snipers in the buildings?
Tristan, at the end of all this, the sniper's gonna fire. No one's gonna notice because of all the water.
I'm talking to you. I'm scared.
Tristan doesn't believe me that I set up snipers throughout all the buildings. They're going to shoot him at the end of the show.
Tristan, have to get out of fire. Look, the sniper is already in the end. I'm taking over radio communication and they've aimed the guns at loop. Fine. If one of your own men's turned on you and he's taking the rifle, he's going to shoot you. His rifle fired flanks.
because half of my guys fire flanks and half fire real bullets. So no one would be sure exactly who killed Luke. So I know who turned on me and I know his rifle. He's unloaded with live ammo. I unloaded his gun with live ammo. I switched to live ammo in your drawer with flanks before you went out.
Tristan. It's going on forever. I know I could. No, there was two clips of ammo. No, but also, since you guys have been saying this, I've already messaged my guys to go back and kill your guys. And you're fucked, mate.
My guy successfully pulled them off and messaged Andrew's guys and said let's team up against Luke to save ourselves time. You're dead, mate. You didn't realize I had a contingency plan in case this was going to happen. If I die, I have a dead man switch on my phone right now. And if I drop this phone once I die, this whole place blows up.
any moment. Okay, I can see. I was gonna say I have men in the military complex and they set it up. There's not actually a hologram.
I win. I win.
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