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*BOOM*
*music*
What are we doing?
Something good.
It's pretty cool from the outside isn't it? It is cool from the outside.
I'm thinking.
It's beautiful, it's a lot of war. What we haven't done
take more potential for a long time.
So have a nice drink, you know, party.
But we just did that, like twice.
I think the whole series, if you watch it, there's not very much drinking. It's very calm.
No, no, we literally what?
Boobs.
As you can tell, because I'm in such a good shape, no one says, "Andrew, you're in such amazing shape, you've got so much muscle."
Obviously you can't just be drinking, smoking.
No, that's all we do.
how do I look silly?
I don't know who you are. It's who I am. What's this?
Onwards.
My hand.
What happens?
Thank you.
through the programming. You like to wear a nautical watch.
I got a boat without a nautical watch. A nautical watch. I don't even know what that really means. I know it means watchers. Divers watches. Rolex or divers watches.
- -
Look up, I have a little anchor.
There is a little anchor there. See?
It must be a Waters, why are you a millionaire?
Sure, fuck.
- I'm gonna lie to you. Why don't you have?
nice.
I don't want this. I'm one with the I don't want this.
I'm a homeless person.
Get out. I think we're going to have to make a theme of this.
That was great content, Luke.
Original? Original.
That was great content. Intelligent. No, we've done this all the time. We've never done this before. It's all we do. We've never done it before. No. I'm the better cameraman than you, admit it. I mean, I get the angles. It's not angles. I mean, I get the angles. It doesn't mean anything. I mean, you don't get the angles like me.
Say it.
I don't do this. I agree that I do not spin around the camera like this. I mean you don't put your finger in front of it. And sometimes walk it with my finger and do this. This isn't new. I guess this is new. This is new to take confidential. This is a new, new bit. Take confidential. Comment if we should do this all the time. Because I've never done this ever. It can't be good. It can't. What's the number one disease that plagues sailors? Scurvy.
What's up?
Scurvy. Oranges. Citrus fruits.
Lemons aren't oranges. No, but they're a citrus fruit, correct?
Am I less likely to get scurvy than you now that I've eaten a lemon? Yeah. Yeah. So what are you scared of? Sour. You want to eat the lemon and so are we going to die? It's true, you won't die.
I was hungry. I didn't want to get scurvy. Grab myself a nice refreshing lemon.
We're at sea, Luke! No, that doesn't look good. You're going lemon? Captain? Sir? Thank you very much.
Andrew Lupa Lups is invented You take your glass at him
No one likes that What's that? Yelp boys There's this thing called the yacht week they said there was like no bookings left available but now she's hitting me up and she's like oh
We see you made it. Like, do you plan to actively mention us in the content you create? If so, I would highly appreciate if we could run through some do's and don'ts.
Say if there's do's and don'ts when I'm on your fucking event, I'm on your event, I can say whatever I want, bitch, you know.
Let me know when you guys hit push us. We're high-value men over here, right? Let's go. This is to my conquest of the entire internet and next to the world.
We in this bench, it's going down, yeah, and it came out with my motherfucking crown. Bitch, I'm a pal. One.
Two.
Eight. Competitive medals. Nine. 1920.
Oh my God. How are you famous on the internet? Can't be a fucking push-on. What are we doing?
- Training. - Boat training.
All right.
*crash*
We're gonna die. You're gonna die. No, you're gonna die. This is the end. I planned this. I negotiated with Poseidon. You did negotiate with Poseidon. I did. He's taking you down. No, that's not what's happening. I'll be safe.
There's a massive storm, Tristan.
It's gonna kill you.
- It's gonna kill you. - No, it's gonna kill you. - I am the storm. - You're not the storm. I see the storm and I see you as two separate entities.
We got all the water getting everywhere.
You're gonna die. You're gonna die. Tristan, that thunder and lightning is out for you. Where's your cousin? I've spoken to Zeus.
Bye.
Tristan here, hear me out. I spoke to Zeus. Luke, engage.
Obey the captain, loser.
I only got one question I have to make you guys feel I can make your cousin drink and you can't That's a good question You have ultimate authority on the ship It's your vote, dude We have to hand over authority, you're the captain If you tell me to jump into the dark water, I would Don't tempt me Captain We can't keep all bribing the captain to make us all do different things
Captain, listen, I don't know how much you cost, but...
He super needs to dive into that water. Yeah. I'll go in. Do it! If he goes in, I'll go in. I'll go in as well. I'll go in as well. No. Captain, it's a simple order.
Why are you... It's dark. There's sharks in there.
It's dark. There's sharks. The sharks love the dark. The sharks are like nocturnal.
I'm going to go.
I'm sober don't drown
What we've been doing is,
I'm just saying. No, you can't say no. It's deep dark water.
That's fucking cold. It's dark and cold. Look at the darkness, the eternal black. What's that is over here?
I like this island. Look at that church. I can live up there and that watch style.
girls like five, seven, eight girls.
I have a boat
I can bring my spaghetti and my Lamborghini to the island. I can be the island man. I was like, why do you spaghetti on a small island? It doesn't matter. It's just a circus. I think you need to get bored. Listen, I'm going to conquer this island.
So the first thing I'm going to do is survey my lands, 'cause this is my land. Concord all of that, I'm gonna take it, so we need to find a way to get around quickly.
and survey it all.
Okay, good.
- Okay.
- Yes, this is comedy.
this doesn't make sense it makes perfect sense luke just because you've drunk too much booze here's my plans aren't booze is poison booze is good so what we're gonna do is we're gonna get motorcycles and we're gonna go around the island and i'm gonna show you all the
of my island.
- How are you guys?
Okay. What are we doing? Obviously, in the year of 87 BC, I had to fight the Carthaginians. My boys were busy, so it was me by myself.
They came in a fleet of ships larger than
Never been seen before. The whole horizon was just close.
And I stood here by myself and said, "Don't come on my fucking island. If you want some, I'll give it you." "I don't mind it. If you want some, I'll give it you." And they were like, "Look at that gangster up there." And they said, "Where?" "At the top."
and that's all about the name top g that was fun
I like this island. So you know my island is fun? No, this is a very good island.
I think we should stay here forever.
Tristan's not allowed, he's not a visa.
Yeah, but okay. See you Tristan.
Everybody was coming for a fight.
Those kids were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But it brought me...
So Andrew told me there's an emergency meeting.
*Tonk*
There's a doorbell. That is weird. Emergency meeting? Oh hello Smook. This can't be a real emergency. What's your name?
It's Luke. Smoke.
So we agree with him. So you guys think he can do this? Well, I'm going to throw him out. Because I'm not getting up. He's not getting up. I can't even get up. There's a gladiator there.
*sad sound*
*laughter* So we saved energy, the palaces. You admit we'd survive better in the wild than you. You admit that.
Okay, I admit that. I admit it. Because we saved the effort of getting up. It's true, it's true. There was no effort of getting up. There's more capacity to do anyway.
Okay.
Thank you.
This is stupid.
This is stupid now. Throwing the laptop across, it's not efficiency.
This isn't efficient. It's just risk with no reward.
He...
*ding*
All rotual. No risk. *sad laugh*
A few moments later. It's been hours.
It's been all day.
I'm super hungry.
Okay.
You even got more food.
Fresh round steaks of
I know. But the gladiator's there.
No, but he's four-time world champion kickboxer. Why can't you have given me, like, some fat, like, old gladiator?
In the Gladiator movie, was the Gladiator you?
In the TV show Gladiator, what type of Gladiator did they choose?
Big straw box.
But did they?
Can we?
But there's a gladiator there.
I know it is.
Thank you.
*pain*
Thank you.
*music*
it was luke's idea to do a drinking thing for the first time ever and yeah so it's just episodes just like drinking drinking drinking it's all we do and yeah i think we need to just like grow up and be mature and do a change and do a change like no drinking no more just pointless drinking all the time i completely agree you know what i've been saying this a long time i've been thinking this a long time and i completely agree i think as the number one advocate for drinking no no i'm not the number one advocate you should stop crushing us it's a bit it's a bit mature man
responsibilities. Exactly. We've got things to do. Complications. Drink, drink, drink, drink. Don't you think it's about time you just, like, fucking dropped it? Yeah, I... Okay, yeah. I agree. I agree with Luke. No more pointless drinking. But, is the fact that we're flying on a private jet a worthwhile celebration? No, we do this all time. Literally, like, every day. So?
Where are you taking me?
Well, we're in our favorite country, England. Your favorite country. It's not my favorite country.
Obviously I have to collect the car I bought, that's what I'm out
Thank you.
What do you mean?
Well, you just buy cars and you forget because, you know,
things are happening. You do actually forget them.
Genuinely, that's actually a real thing.
Just tell him Andrew Tate is here to collect his car.
So yeah, you just forget, you forget. Like I buy a new car every week and then you get busy and I have things to do and I forget. It's been here for like six months and it's a nice car. It's expensive. It's like one of only 87 in the world and I should probably collect it. So wait, so which one is this? This is a Techart GT Street R. It's a Porsche 911, but it's hyped up to a thousand horsepower by Techart in Germany. It's only 87 in the
after seeing you on Instagram, I sent all the money, and I have not even seen you. - Didn't you buy like a year ago? - Exactly.
This place is super cool.
Thank you.
Ah, I know what this is. Wait, I know what this is. This is I'm gonna pick up my car dance.
What are you guys doing?
Oh, you've never seen this before?
No. Men like you would know.
Anyone on the internet seen this or a few people?
Burger food.
Very few. This is called the New Rolls Royce Dance.
and i made it faster man you couldn't just you just left this
than bitches. I don't shit to do. It's literally been like a year. Take sexy on the back because I am sexy. Of course.
So this car has the most comfortable seats in the world. They are extremely comfortable. Don't you think? They might be the most comfortable seats in the world. Which is strange for like a sports car. It's super strange and they look awesome as well. That car did a good job. This car also has back seats.
out after I find fuel. First we need gas. Nice. And then we're gonna hammer it. Have you tried fuck gas? I think me and you might have tried fuck gas before. There's no gas station ever and we've completely run, completely run out of gas. The car no longer functions. We're going, rolling down a hill. In France. Trucks are overtaking us. We're out of gas. We're out of gas. Totally. Fuck gas!
- Yes! - Somewhere. And I think we were in a Porsche, and we tried exactly that tactic. I don't remember it working very well. - Me neither. You're right, I forgot about that moment. You're right, so fuck gas might be not work.
you
Thank you.
- No, I don't know.
you can't keep doing this. You didn't film it, so it didn't happen. No, it did happen. It was very realistic. You went in there and bought like $100,000 worth of clothes. Literally this, this, this, this. The guy had it all ready. You just tried them on. This, this. Then he brought new things. Then you're like, yep, I'll take it.
Yep, I'll take it. Literally, as they were packing the bag, you literally said, "Hey, look, if they don't all fit in this bag, you can just, I'll buy one of your bags."
and you can just add it in there. And that bag was $2,000 or something. I've had 2,400 pounds. I've had this truck suit for ages. You haven't. You literally just, just, just bought it. Are you trying to say that we've gone into Armani and spent 100 grand and you didn't film any of it? Yes. This is a Bugatti, right? Yeah, a Bugatti scooter. Bugatti scooter.
What? Are you going to pretend we don't need these? Are you going to now sit here and tell me that I'm wasting money
right official and it's fast up to 18.6 miles per hour so it's quick doesn't want tracks in that thing do we need these it's got a little computer on here but i don't know how to turn it on
it's got modes that are why what are they what is m different speeds so you can limit it to 12 15 or double speed now we ain't limiting around here it has lights indicators indicators indicators
See?
- Do you know that?
- Okay, I admit it, but we don't need these.
How many of these can I buy?
At the moment you can only buy them in the US.
- Ah. - So I'll put you in touch with the guys. - I need like 10, I need 10 of them.
- No. - You don't need 10 of these.
What do you want to run around for me now?
They are very cool. They even light up at the bottom of everything. Yeah. Yeah, they'll fall over. I'm just going out on the baguette.
- Yeah.
Thank you, bro.
You know what Luke?
Everything is going exceptionally well. I've always been that guy who knew exactly what to do all the time. Take us to Biggin Hill Airport, please, friend.
- He throw? - Big in heel.
Biggin Hill Airport, yeah, the private plane.
*music*
you
What is this?
I thought this was an alcohol-free wine. Look, I'm going to take a leap of faith. That means I don't know what this is. It's vodka.
It hurts me deep inside. No, it's like some kind of rose water. Okay.
The first one.
- It is vodka. - Come on.
- Vodka, geez. - Did you like the poker face? - Loser.
I'm going to go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
One of them days, my G. Gonna have to hit the streets. Speed limits only.
course.
I'm a law-abiding man.
I missed my McLarens.
Isn't that not a beautiful car? It is.
So it's on. Me and you race.
Thank you.
So we've got the Lada.
of 9/11 Carrera 4S.
Got the 911 Turbo S GT Street R. Number one of 87 in the world. Send it to TechArt in Germany. Supped it up. We ain't no Porsche like that. It's the best Porsche. It's the best Porsche.
Best car.
S63 Brabus.
Now we've got the 765, she's back.
Thank you.
She is a beautiful car. Beautiful car. I will admit. Beautiful car. It might be the best looking car. You got it. He's in Munich.
But don't worry.
I've got an Aston Martin.
Valhalla on the way.
I've got another 765.
Spider, did you know that?
Oh. Yeah, I bought another one. No, but we're going to run out of room. Another one! Another one.
Let me keep that.
Roll that on the way.
Hey.
You ever driven a Maserar AMC 20?
No. Me neither. I bought one. Why? Andrew, you're one man. Andrew, you are one man.
20s on the way. You have, what? Like you have one for every day of two weeks?
Is it gonna become a month soon?
Ah! Okay, I got served. That's right. For the Austin Martin Bank of Chess Ultimate.
- The validation?
work on evil.
Carbon all in.
What was worth?
Black bag.
Ferrari's super fast.
So I thought, we already took delivery of the 765 today, we took the Super Porsche yesterday. I know. So I think we need another car. No, we don't. We don't need another car. Then what's this? I know, it's another car.
But why?
No, you can't do your...
That's a new car, walk.
- You're going to be on a journey, Luke. - No, we don't need all these. You're just one man. It's the, I don't know, I have unlimited cars, jig.
I want them in my hand.
So because now I have... Oh, yeah. Bought you a new Porsche as well. We'll talk about that later. So now because I have three Porsches... Three Porsches. What? Wait, wait, wait. I got three Porsches. Let me work this out. Two McLarens. I've got two Aston Martins. How many Lambos do I have? I'm getting confused here. But what I knew... I am as well. I know I needed another Aston Martin. We only have one Rolls Royce though. Might need another Rolls as well. No, you guys don't. There's too many cars. Here's a DBS, Superleggera.
You definitely needed that one. No, no you didn't. Yes I did. You did it.
It's too many.
I think that's sexy. It is quite sexy. I admit it. Is this James Bond's car? I'm James Bond, G. Admit it. Take life.
Listen to her. Do you admit me didn't need this? No, you didn't.
you