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I sit by the pool all day and think of the most horrible names I can think of to call you this. You threw a take on the net, you're trying to be like. You should hate yourself. You should kill yourself. Andrew doesn't want to talk. I think I'll spend most of this summer on the road, you know?
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Driving will be gone soon.
Luckily Romania is far behind most other countries in a lot of ways.
far behind on immigration, far behind on crime.
far behind on road legislation.
Thank you.
It's one of the last places you can get a supercar and disappear into the mountains and drive as fast as you want.
Of course, I only want to drive at the speed limit, Romanian government.
But in 10 to 15 years, experiences like this won't exist anymore. So I think
*sad music*
Why not drive amongst the mountains and the cows?
Wake up in the morning, train, enjoy the fresh air. I think I'll spend most of this summer on the road, you know?
so many places to see. Every day is a brand new adventure with my best friends.
Spare your failings and take the ability to strengthen our living and stimulate our minds. Awesome, look deep, it's to come.
Sick. Petristan's got awesome roads in the river. The road we took coming in was sick.
any there was a little bit there was a little bit of motorway for the moment we turn off the motorway we had about an hour and 20 minutes of sick driving. Twisty, twisty. Long time no see friend. Hi.
How was it?
Bro.
Literally my shoulders are
SORRY.
Two hours bro, two hours straight in the woods. Literally, unbelievable. We had a great time.
course you didn't film any of it as you're
I feel.
Didn't film us on our fun road.
Did you?
Tristan couldn't have kept up.
That's my skill issue.
It's not like he hasn't got 770 horsepower. What do you mean he can't keep up?
- Okay.
More horsepower than me, more horsepower than this. It's got another source power.
- Okay.
Tristan, I enjoyed your driving. I had a lovely time.
Move away from your western runs, travel towards eastern sun. Far above all earthly growth, I pledge for creation's soul. Spirit finds fresh morning when the new precious things. Hope is a phoenix, spreading wings to fly. And we wish I'll be like a breath of fresh air.
This is super fun. It's busted. Bro, I've already been exploring it. This is super cool.
Cool, guys.
It's just a lot.
Everyone's out walking around, kids are playing.
scootering around playing soccer. Super cool. This is nice.
Alright, so Smalax broke his Lambo, so you gave him the MC20. Then he broke that, and now you've given him the Aston Vantage. The V12 Vantage. The V12 Vantage. Yeah. We're driving what today? Driving the longest possible way to the next destination via Mountain Pass to a way Tristan, who hates driving. I know, but apparently this is a really pretty pass. Yeah, it's really gorgeous, but Tristan hates driving. Of course, Tristan does not like enjoying the most expensive cars on the planet, on the most exclusive roads on the planet.
Alex what's your take on the whole situation? Are you excited? I'm super excited. Just want to drive. No more capital. Alright let's drive. Andrew doesn't want to talk. Alex let's go. Coming with me? Absolutely not. Why not? I will film your destruction from the safety of Tristan's car. I would much rather ride with my friend Tristan. I'm super safe though. Yeah whatever.
*music*
He is photographing the car.
You know, I told him to start tomorrow. I was going to break the news to you tonight over dinner that I've replaced you with old man photo boy. It actually looks like an older version of you, actually, to be fair. Oh my gosh. Classes. It could be. What are you going to do when you start dressing like that? A more experienced Bailey has come from the future to take your job.
You are him, but he's got 40 years on you. He's got more than 40 years.
I was gonna break it to you tonight. I told him to start tomorrow, but he just showed up. So, sorry.
I'm sorry.
*Dramatic music*
This is one of the prettiest views I've ever seen in the very...
This is my favourite hotel in Romania. Is it actually? Yeah. In all of Romania? Yep.
No one comes here.
Super hidden.
We got a pool, we got a bar.
Got restaurant with fresh fish.
Gotten Burke's
boat excursions.
It's simple, it's nice, 75 euro.
The drive here is fun.
Nobody finds me, nobody sees me, nobody knows where I am. - It's super private. - It's my favorite hotel.
Fair Hotel Norena. 10 out of 10. Fair Hotel Norena.
That's right.
It's great.
It's a great place. Tomorrow I'm gonna sit by the pool all day,
I sit by the pool all day and think of the most horrible names I can think of to call you.
Please record the whole thing for an episode.
- Yeah, I got you. - No, no, no, the whole thing is an episode of me calling you names.
I'll get the tripod
I'll charge all my batteries. Perfect. We're gonna need them.
*laughs*
Andrew, I've not even had time to unpack my bags. And you're already lifting weights. I literally took my suitcase upstairs.
Look down, and you're already lifting weights.
Never miss a day.
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We drove for 10 hours. We get here and the literal first thing you do is start repping out. If I ever miss a day, I double the next day. Three to six to five days a year. I lift 20,000 kilos a day, minimum.
And if I miss a day, I have to do 40,000 kilos the next day. And 40,000 kilos is a lot harder.
20,000 kilos, so it's better I don't miss a day.
Powered up.
to 10 hours driving. Now I'm gonna do
- You've ruined it, come on, that's a very good thing.
Sure not, I don't care.
These are indifferent, but I don't think
I'm gonna finish my training.
and watch this man swim in the river.
Hope he doesn't drown, that wouldn't be a detainee at all.
No one who backstrokes like that is having any incident.
Real nigger.
That's a certified professional. Certified, G.
I ain't backstroking.
And I know
You and Tristan aren't either. - Backshotting?
Thank you.
You don't know what that is, do you?
No comment.
You know what's up about that island? There's not a single black inhabitant. You fucking suck! Please tell me more about your dreams and aspirations so I can crush them. That's your face of anguish when I beat you as mangroves. And that's for white people, that's for white people. Going in caves is gay.