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You need a bowl of O -N -O. Now that's a man who's ready for a pool party.
I know how it feels. Someone knows better than to burn me. I'm walking into a sand. Don't take your children. Uno, boom! What the fuck?
So you won't have a Red Bull, you have a Red Bull. I want my fifth Red Bull. These fucking children trying to go to sleep having a nappy nap. Let me get my ball and have a nappy nap. You're going on
need to energize yourself otherwise you don't stand a chance you're about to fly through the air you want to fly through the air you want to escape gravity without energy what does red bull give you that's right faggot it's a drink one who's your mate i don't know these two is that your third red bull nice nice i i don't have anything to say i'm kind of speechless i hope
You
Is there a doctor? All right, all right, all right. I'll wash the red bull down, calm it down some coffee.
Back. We're in the game. Master potato. Unstoppable. People don't understand. Anytime we go to a gas station or an airport, it's just Operation Load Up on as much bullshit. Bullshit?
We're done, man. You need to get your fucking act together. You need to get your fucking act together. Sort your life out. We've been to Uzbekistan. It's a dangerous country.
for fucking five minutes before it falls out of the sky. And you're such a pussy. You're just going to fall asleep and miss the whole event. The plane's crashing. Like a baby. I'm going to be awake, energized, eyes open, looking around, seeing what's fucking going on, filming a vlog, being confidential. Tossing, stretching. Tossing, stretching. Fucking Ikemo, jump out the plane, land, do a barrel roll. Yeah, a barrel roll.
You're in the background. I'm still there. You trust Uzbekistani airways?
White Ghost of Bailey just floats up. And you're just gonna be asleep. Like a fucking child. Bye, guys. It was nice knowing you. Give me a coffee. Goodness gracious. It's about fucking time. Have a Red Bull. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm good with Red Bull. I don't need a Red Bull. It's both or nothing? I'll go nothing. Who's your mate? I don't think it's healthy to consume this much caffeine. I finally got caught up on sleep, and I feel fine and dandy. Fresh as a daisy. Yeah, well, there ain't much time for sleeping, because you've got very important things to do.
flying to Miami because we have to give Luke his hat.
You thought I bought the hat and was like, I'll give it to him when I next see him. No, I bought the hat to give it to him. So I'm flying from Tashkent, Uzbekistan to Miami, Florida to give him the hat. That can't be the only reason
party. I know babe. You don't want to party? No. No come on Luke. No. No? No. Happy year. Happy year Bailey. Much happier here. Luke it's supposed to be fun though. You're missing the fun. Party's not fun.
Psy-Op. How is a party a Psy-Op?
- Psy out, they're not fun. Party's not fun. The only thing fun is work. - Is that what you're doing? - Yes. - So you wouldn't even come downstairs with me and work downstairs. I'm working. - No. - No? - Nope. Nope.
Have you here, Bailey.
Happy year, super sore. Talk to the students, having a good time.
I'm having a blast here.
So Bailey, you can leave now.
Don't want to hear.
Don't want to work with you.
Sorry, go work on your own. Go work on your own, Bailey. I'm busy. All right, I'll come back and check on you in like an hour. That's fine. All right, I'll be cool. Have fun. Yeah.
Upstairs? Upstairs. I'll take you to him. Go straight. There's a house.
full of shisha
Girls!
music, party,
And you're here on your phone? Well, yeah, where's the real world?
So you're just here on your phone and no one's talking to you.
No, I'm talking to all the students all the time.
I probably talked to more people than you. Sounds fucking great. That sounds fucking great.
It's nice, Harry.
It's nice out here, see? Got your laptop? - This is how you enjoy a party. - We got internet?
We got it.
We got internet. You're right. Yeah.
Tristan's down there, "Hello Tristan!" Nah, we were supposed to come up here to get him to go to the party, you can't join him! "Hello Tristan, I'm Tristan!" "Hello girls, I'm Tristan, I've got a suit on!" Yep, that's Tristan, isn't it? I'm on my laptop and I'm giving shit like you fucking sluts. Yep. Ho ho ho!
I'm busy. We're busy.
It's nice in here, Bailey. Bailey, I'm telling you. No, no, no. We were supposed to come up here to get you to go to the party. Yeah, Andrew's here now.
We're having a break now. Yeah, this is the party. Are we just all going to crowd in here and just work? I mean...
I'm not sure anyone else is invited to this one.
Exactly.
I think this is just us two. Bailey, I'm not sure if you're invited.
Yeah, Bailey. I'm not sure we have enough room in this party.
You can have the bathroom, I guess. There's a sauna in there. You need a laptop. If you've got a laptop, you're allowed to. Yes.
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Mars. Mars. Yo. Bro. Where's Andrew? Where's Luke? Where's Bailey? Andrew started this whole party. And he's not even here. I know where they are. I'll show you.
There's only one place that they will be. Don't tell me. And I guarantee you I'm right. Don't tell me. I'm telling you. I will know where they are. You and your cousin are the one that started this whole thing. You're a liar. You're a liar.
So Brandon's a liar.
Bailey, when did you break?
Your brother is a liar. It's your mate. I don't know what you're talking about. Wait. Oh, wait.
your cousin Tristan
You must be Tristan's brother.
Do you know him? I don't know this nigger. Do you know this nigger?
- I don't know what he's doing. - He's having fun. - Do you know what? He walked up to me and said,
Where is everyone? And I said, I guarantee you I know where they are.
Because I knew
Didn't that?
I knew you would be in here and I knew you would all be fucking working doing shit. We're not supposed to do at a party. You want to join us? No, you guys aren't allowed. There's not enough room. Cracker party only, invitation only. Where's the invitations? I got your invitation right here. No, it's not an invitation. This ain't a party. It's one of those hip silent parties.
Luke.
This is the whole time San Francisco. It's one of those hit me in the party. Bro, Marsh, you thinking what I'm thinking? I have to ditch these losers. I'll keep watching Super Smash Bros. videos.
- You would. - And you wonder why you fucking lose. Go back to your little party. Go on. Go. - Who's lost? No one's ever lost here. - No, no, no, no. Go talk to the girls. - You never beat me. - Go talk to the girls. - Yay. - And let a fucking, let a champion,
Do something real that matters in this world, which is dedicate himself to excellence. You go to the fucking bar and have a great time. Name the game you beat me. No. Name the game you beat me. When the girls are done...
When the girls have walked away from you, you've got one phone number after wasting eight hours. When they've all gone home, we'll load up Smash Bros. and I'll show you what dedication looks like.
Get the fuck.
out of my party.
I'm having a great time. Who's your mate?
Brandon, who are you? Dude, you know what? I'm with you. Losers.
Make sure it calls the door. Luke's the sorest man in the world. What part of your leg is sore? It's actually my quad. It's the front more than anything else. Nigel is a monster. Nigel is a monster. Can't confirm.
doing squats to take all these plates off i'm doing reps of squats play off doing squats with plates to just put it on and off with it been there done that i'm actually done that i just made of steel nigel's monster nigel's super i can't believe how strong he is i can't believe he's a monster i think you i think you want to put on more now that's a man who's ready for a pool
How do you feel? What? She's not taller than me. You're not taller than me. You're not taller than me. No, no, no. It's an aura thing. You can't be bigger than me. It's an optical illusion. You can't be bigger than me. It's impossible.
I'm not trying to. No one's saying it. I'm fucking with Smash Bros right now. Quiet. Quiet. It's my house. You don't have a Jamaican playing fucking wah. Justin Bieber. I'm definitely not taller than you. No way. I swear. This is an optical illusion, okay, everyone?
Do you need this? Do you need sunscreen maybe? I don't need sunscreen either. The sun respects you. You don't know about me. You don't know about me. Of course, sun knows better than to burn me. Greens don't work against me, Marcel. Greens have never worked against me. Sit at the fucking table. Let's play right now. Me and you 1v1. Let's go. Me and you 1v1. Greens don't work against me. I'm the 10-time UNO intercontinental global champion of consciousness.
I lost the game with Udo. You don't know about me. Right now. One to one. You're on her. He beat me. Let's go. I'm here bro. You just tried twice with Green. It didn't even work. I'm still standing. I'm still standing. Playing Green. I'm still standing. Playing Green. Let's go. Right now. 1v1. Green. Never lost the game with Udo in my life. Have you heard about me? Do you know my name? Mars. Have you heard about me? You got this. Have you heard about me? Mars you got it. No one lost.
I speak with game. Let's fucking run. Let's run it. Let's run it. Someone shuffle the car. Someone neutral. No cheating. No, we're cutting the deck. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Set this up. I'm neutral. Cut the deck. I'm neutral. I'm neutral. I'll shuffle it up. Don't touch him. Cut the deck. Because you just said someone neutral. Don't touch him. Let him cut. Cut. Cut the deck. No.
This is some setup, some, some, some. - How? How? - I smell it. - You want me to cut the deck? - Brother, your skin is black. - Do you? - Before we start. - Do you want me to cut the deck? - Here. - Yes or no? - Cut it. - Don't cheat. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - You're cheating at work. - Yo, you cut it. - I'm sure you really know about me. I know you've tried to set me up. You two have all worked together. - No, bro. - I'm walking into a trap. Like Rambo. - Excusing. Excusing. - Like Rambo in the forest of Burma. He walks in.
Make sure y 'all got seven. Come. Who goes first? Who's fuzzed? Hold on. Make sure y 'all got seven. Wait. Who do you want to go fuzzed? Street rules. Street rules. I got a one -on -one. Who do you want to go fuzzed? It's a one -on -one. Right now. Who can go fuzzed? You can go first. All right. Hold on.
Back to me.
Back to me. Back to me.
I don't like to lose that one. You gotta win this.
Back to me. Oh, fuck off! Uno, boom! Fuck off!
Anything to say? No, not from! No, no, no, no! He's a cheat! Flawless skill! Flawless skill! Never lost!
- When were they gonna cut me this? - Never lost. You couldn't script it. You know what you need? You look hungry. What you need is a nice nutritious bowl of oatmeal. Tomorrow morning to make sure that you're powered up for the day for breakfast.
I'm going to ensure the chef prepares you a nice hot bowl of oatmeal. And you can eat it so you're not hungry throughout the day. Does that make you feel better?
We're gonna get you some oatmeal. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Don't worry. It's fine. We're gonna get you a nice bowl of oatmeal. You're gonna be good. Every day. Every day you wake up, there'll be oatmeal waiting. Well done. Well done. You tried your best. You tried your best. Don't worry about it. Never fucking lost. Never fucking lost. Underbeaten. 10-time UNO world champion. UNO.com. My face. Check the website. Buy the website.
Some risks just ain't worth it.
Don't take the risk.
Leave Jaws alone.
Stay out the ocean.
Don't get on the button.
Okay? You might be right.
He might be right.
You can't take that risk. You won't live it down. You won't survive. I warned you, greens don't work against me. You played a green. I was still standing. I said, look, I'm still standing. It did happen. I think I played a green. No, I didn't get to fucking play. Listen, greens don't work against me. They don't work. You can't take me off my feet with a green.
And you still tried and what happened? - No, I'm pretty sure somehow you cheated.
I didn't cheat, bro. Somehow you cheated, isn't it? I actually didn't cheat. There's no way you just get that hand.
Somehow you cheated. Real niggers.
We just woke up. First thing that happens the moment we all get to the kitchen. Straight trash talk.
We are the owners of the cafe in Marcia. - Oh wow. - Yes. - You're Italian? - I'm Italian, yes. - What part? - Brescia. - Oh wow. - It's Almona was Almona. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - My husband is from Calabria. - I love the Dolomites. I'm in the Dolomites all the time. - I've been in last December. Amazing. - I can do it this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's been amazing. - I'm gonna finish this. - So this is typical Afogato, ready to do a nice video. - Thank you so much. - Appreciate it. - Thank you. - Thank you. - And that's coffee and like vanilla ice cream.
Purefin latte. Purefin latte gelato. With coffee, hot coffee. Thank you so much. Nice meeting you. Thank you. Thank you. A pleasure having you. Enjoy. Thank you so much. That looks epic. Perfect. That looks epic. Have you ever had it before? No. Have you ever had it before? No. I don't even know what it is. Yeah, but it looks amazing. It looks amazing. We're at the Dior Cafe and the owner's husband is a really big family.
- You brought us everything on the internet. - Top G. Happens in Uzbekistan, Istanbul, Dubai.
Bucharest, Miami, Los Angeles, Vegas, New York. Name a city. All my team happens there too. A place on earth it doesn't happen. World boss.
*Mario plays*
No, he's a fact, loser. Happy birthday to Andrew.
Happy birthday to you!
*music*
for the rest of our friendship, to the day one of us dies.
I promise to ensure you have a-- - You have it with milk or water? - It was just like, it was so bad, I was like, bro, what you need is a bowl of nutritious breakfast to ensure that you have the energy for the day. - Milk or oatmeal? I can make it. - We're gonna make sure you have oatmeal. - I just need to know. - Every single morning.
Don't worry, I got you. For the rest of your life, we're friends, Marcel.
I'm gonna make sure you have oatmeal for the rest of your life. You need a nutritious breakfast after what happened to you. We're gonna make you a bowl of oatmeal every single day. I don't even know what that means. It means you need to make sure that you're powered up for the day with vitamins and minerals. Yeah, well help me out.
Genuinely hate milk. Milk or water? Marcel, one question. Milk or water?
Or water. Just let us know.
I need to know. You've been having to take this. I used to like you. It was so bad, I was like, okay. Yeah, I did it. He needs nutrition. He needs a nutrition body. You need a bowl of oak. In the morning.
I'm not sure you're here, but you're not lost, I'm not sure you're here. This is my city, I'm not sure you're here. Brace yourself, I took you on a trip down memory lane. This is not a rap or I'm slinking crack or moon cocaine. This is cold or second, bloody cold, yanking, you're here. I'm gonna pick that song on here. I'll get your brother on this one. Alright, you want it? Alright, great, so you're having an outside. Thank you. Thank you so much. I gotta pick you. Appreciate it. Thank you.
Thank you. Andrew, can I get you right here? Andrew, can I get you here, please? One second, one second. I know you all want to sell my pictures. One second. You got a silver? Andrew, can I get a picture? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, Andrew. 100%. Great. Appreciate it. Thank you. Andrew. Thank you. Andrew. Thank you. Andrew. Thank you. Thank you, Andrew.
Somehow, it's connected to the internet. That's all I know.
All I know is that.
I just know it's connected here.
Doesn't listen to me? Maybe.
I've never connected to the internet ever.
I told myself,
These are the Internet of Things, they have super weak security.
They're not like iPhones and all these companies who care about security.
This is just a...
We just make a digital notebook.
They're not stopping Super Hacker Man 536.
They're not stomping him.
It takes billions to stop that man.
The NSA are reading your notes. Yes, it's stealing. Let me write a note. Let me write a note. The NSA are going to read. No, I know. No, you're going to write something that's going to, this thing's going to have like a portable tracker. They're going to come grab me. How to build a bomb. Yeah. Let me just do one note.
Thank you.
- Yeah, it's a lot.
You're really a piece of shit. How am I going to fucking plan my bomb? No, because you don't want a bomb. Look, unlock it and let me just write one. Trust me and write one note.
Let me write one note.
for the NSA.
- Wow.
ideas.
Hm.
and roll it down
This is a bomb. It's diffuse. Right. So first we draw Bailey's house. Nice. Thanks. This is stupid. This thing that you know this thing it can translate
Drawings into text.
You can ask it to do that.
I never have.
That's obviously when they fucking send your shit over. This is Bailey smiling, but he's on fire.
That's fire, even as he burns to death after I bombed his house. These are different colors, by the way.
- Thank you.
Thanks guys!
Thanks guys! As accurate.
- Size?
And then what else should we borrow? Maybe a large building. Oh, it's not a building.
What's a good date to bomb a large building?
Let me think.
Well, we need to be refreshed.
So we need to first go to 7-Eleven.
So we have to be refreshed. And then we have to like digest everything we eat from 7-Eleven. That'll take about a day. So what? 9-Eleven? This is stupid. It's 9-Eleven. Nice. This is stupid. They're gonna raid my house. They're gonna raid me.
Luke
is the
- I look.
- Oh my God, Luke is the pilot of the plane, 9/11, bomb Bailey's house, Bailey burns to death.
- Bomb ideas. - But he's happy. - Exactly. - And I say.
Save them.
I race.
*laughs*
It's gone. - Run it. - Run it. - Go piss. - No time-- hey, hey, hey! No time for pissing.
I don't think so.
No time for pissing!
treasure.
Just pick his power time.
Fuck him up.
Fuck 'em up. Hurry up, hurry up. Hi, my name's Andrew and I need to pee. Hurry up.
gay
Zoot playing?
Get Luke in here.
Luke, I got your controller. There's no time to waste. Let me turn the other one on.
fucking freezing.
It is freezing here. You guys are trying to kill me.
Luke looks sick. - Luke, one day.
Press A. Already did. No, you didn't.
That's right, that's right, Luke. Luke, sit down. One more game, Luke. Come on. I'm not going to see people deep in the dojo. Brandon's birthday. We're going to the dojo. We're not going to Brandon's birthday.
I don't even believe it's his birthday.
It actually is. Show me your driver's license. I'll go pull out the driver's license.
*laughter*
- Yeah.
Ah, I forgot the document. Who won that game?
- Got you. - Kirby? Kirby won. Kirby's a champ. How are we going six deep in the dojo? This is gonna be cancer. Sounds scary. This is terrible. Mind age. That's not good. No. My god. That's how you fucking win. Yes. Yes. That was an epic win. You thought you had it. That was the best win. That was the best win. You thought you had it. One more time.
down. Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke. - The best-- - And then the bat in slow -mo.
Bro, like the best way you could win. One more. You know what I think you need, Mars? You know what? We might have to add fruit to the oatmeal. What does he need? We need to add fruit to the oatmeal. Maybe a little honey. Maybe some honey. He might like some honey on it.
Get that nutrients up. Who's never won a game? One more. Who's never won a game? I'm never lost. Where's your cousin? Eric, come with me. I need your authority. Wrong way. That way. Tell him for two hours you can't sleep in my house.
The fuck?
We're going.
Thank you.
Now, Eric wasn't actually going to mandate you going, but he was officially going to kick you out of his house so you could wait on the street or come with us.
You'll be welcome back in four hours.
So you want to go to Mila or sit on the curb?
I want your new life. Nice.
place.
Nice. Hold on. Just a little bit.
Teamwork my celebrated victory. Let's fucking go. Luke, you ready? Yeah.
SIM cards sold here. I'm sold. That's what I'm looking for. Went to the last place and they're like, eSIM only. I'm like, sorry, I'm not gay. I don't take lube up the ass. These people. SIM cards sold here. I don't know if I trust them. Bro. CBD, vape. I trust them. I trust them so much more. And the people are like, oh, you need an eSIM. You need an eSIM. Sorry. Oh, I can't give you a physical SIM.
i trust these guys a million times more sketchy storefront yeah sim cards sold here bro you buy i'm i'm here i'm here and a ball this is the spot let's see what happens luke refuses to bow down to the overlords who sell look at this phones with e-sims all right you dirty dog let me see it show me this is the best place in the show it to me show it to me i'm not gonna show because there's
on the SIM, but best place ever, walked in, hello, prepaid SIM please, unlimited data, yes, one month, yes, $55, literally rings it up, $55, tap my card, boom, pay, now I have a SIM. - You're in business. You go to the official storefront of the phone provider and can't get it done. - Yeah, they tried to loop me up. We were just in their storefront. - I know we were. - I know, bro, they tried to loop me up, I'm telling you. This place is the best effort. Can't believe you shut them out. - Fix it here, SIM card.
I don't do these things because I don't like being forced to go into like oh yeah it's like when they stopped us from being able to take the battery out your phone did I ever want to take the battery out my phone no I never did but they stole it from me and I'm like hmm why did I just let them steal that from me without any resistance at all why did I do that why did I just let that pass and I'm like well I was younger I was younger when they stole robbed that for me and in real time I'm watching them steal physical sim cards from phones Brandon's phone doesn't even have
to use a physical system and i'm like i don't know why they're doing it but they are doing it and they i will not stand by it no sorry oh your phone's only e-sim only cool not buying it what are you going to do if every phone in the entire world i'll just have no internet i'll just have no internet i'm not getting i'm not getting lubed up and raped every night it's not happening it's not happening sorry brandon i'm sorry i'm not gonna do what you're willing to do i'm not
- Oh, I just got it.
I didn't even know. I didn't know. I didn't know I'm Brandon. You have to realize that those people who just put SIM cards sold here and then walk in, give them money and they give you a SIM card and it works. Those people genuinely are the front lines of your freedom. You don't appreciate them. You don't realize they exist. Most of you guys probably just get lubed up, raped, just didn't even say a word about it. Like Brandon. I didn't even notice. I didn't even notice. Team physical SIM loot.
- But Bailey, I also think you would have just taken-- - No, no, no, no, no. I've always been team physical. Let's go SIM. - Anyway. - I refuse eSIMs. Always have. - I can't believe, I'm so happy because I remember back in the day, I remember maybe 10 years ago buying a SIM. And just go in, here's some money, here's the SIM. Thank you. The end. I remember those days. - Yep. - And I genuinely thought they were gone. And I was prepared to be like, here's my ID, here's this. When they're also like, okay, here,
on you and no physical sim allowed I'm like okay I can't I can't I need to make a stand somewhere anyway and that's the stand my stand at the eSIM thing I'm not I'm not gonna do it look if I'm gonna do it at the eSIM I'm gonna buy from some super sketchy app on the app store I'm not going to walk to a place to get an eSIM I'm not going that minute I tap my car because I don't actually care and I'm not actually a criminal I don't actually care that much about privacy but I'm
If I gave him cash, he would have accepted cash. I'm 100% sure. I have a suspicion if I went in with a balaclava and came with cash, he would have said, yes, no problem. He would have. He would have. He's a hero. Bro, the door to the establishment was locked. No, I don't know the name of the store. Don't need to. Sim sold here. That was the name of the business. Sim cards sold here. He's right. Sim cards are sold there.
I was scammers. I thought you might try and ID theft me. No. Didn't even want my ID. Just boom and done.
So if you're randomly in South Beach, look for the corner store. Yeah. Don't go to these other...
companies they're going to pull an anal swab this made my day this is hilarious they're going to want a billion things and still be like oh but sorry but we also have to rape you just say no walk around god will provide amen amen so i'm assuming luke told you about the highlight of his day
They tried their best. I said no. What's wrong with eSims? Why do they want me to have one so badly? They won't even sell me a physical sim. So you can't ditch it from their phone phone. I just know I don't like it. That's where my line is. And God bless me today. I said no. Walked out the door. Walked down and said well okay let's check AT&T. And I saw a sign. Sell eSims here. Went there. And guess what? They sold sims.
Physical SIM cards. Nobody cares. They need to resist handling it. Why? You're anti-e-sin because the e-SIM is going to be... You can't properly delete it from your phone. It's always going to be associated to your phone. You know what I mean? I don't even think you can take it out of your phone. You can't put it in another phone. No, it's in your phone and then you can press delete. You can transfer it to the phone. You avoid e-sin. Can you get a fucking knife? Man, why? I was able to stand somewhere. I was too young to stop this...
for that that's fine. Old Vanguard failed to say I will not fail the next generation for these sims.
Then you gotta take physical sims away. You realize you're mentally retarded right? Maybe. I just want you to re-understand that you're mentally retarded. Could be. Possible. Let me get this straight. Brandon's been your best man the whole time. All time. He's done for years, decades.
Turns out he's your mate. He's your cousin. Me and Brandon have been mates for decades. Long time. I think I knew him since Bailey was born. I've known Brandon. His whole child was born. You might have. See? Confirmed. Secondary. I was just right here.
See? Even Brandon had been. I've actually known Luke longer than I've known him. I think he's in Russia. It's true. I hardly even know him. Hero is dangerous. No one plays hero. This guy did.
and he was bussing people up.
Up in B allows you to choose a spell, and randomly of his 20 spells, three spells appear. And while fighting, he could quickly select one of the three, he knew what they were, and just fucking pull out all this magical shit. It was fucking ridiculous. It made me want to play a hero. I might have to become a hero, play a hero, and bus you up with different levels of magic you've never experienced before. You'd be like, I'm Kirby, I'm gay, and you get bussed with a thunderbolt.
Who's the only person here who's beating people with hero plenty of times? Me. I'm playing random. I'm the hero champion. I'm Captain Falcon and Link and I'm now hero as well. I'm gonna dedicate my life to Smash Maltz. Bro, Falcon got bust up. Falcon's non-competitive. I just need like three games and I'll have it down. He doesn't have a down attack on any time. Bro, Kirby will smash Maltz. Kirby is shit. Kirby is the reigning champ. Kirby is lame. Kirby is lame. No, no, no. Let's review the footage. It's a pink blob.
That goes... That's Kirby. Admit that's Kirby. Admit you're scared of Kirby. I'm not scared of Kirby. You're terrified of Kirby. I'm 0% scared of Kirby. He's the destroyer of worlds. No, I'm 0% scared of Kirby. 0% of Kirby. Kirby's the reigning champion of SSB in the household. Link is the... He strikes fear in the fold of Andrew. Link is the champion. Bro, Link ain't shit. I'm not for afraid of my language. Link has a sword and shield bow. He's much more scared than that pink block. He has bombs. Everything. Link has weapons. He pulls out shit. Bro, Kirby just eats.
the boss it's not a big deal shoot the arrow eat it. Shoot the ring eat it. Shoot the bomb eat it. I don't know Kirby can eat any of this stuff. He eats all of it. You obviously don't know Kirby. Luke who busted you up last time we played? Who destroyed you? Samus. Dark suit Samus. Link. Nah nah nah nah. Young Link I think. I'm just. Is that is that not true? Did Young Link not whoop me? No Kirby whooped you. Waiting is so normal for me I don't remember who the last character I played with I just remember I beat all of you. I don't remember who played with
Random came up and I'm sure I don't think I've ever seen you play. Yeah
Do I move here do I buy a big fucking mansion? I like this guy. I hope the recent thing that happened over the way I don't want any more mug shots. You're beating me now