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Tristan, we are finally out of the house, sir. We have been locked up in that house for months, and I'll be honest with you, this kind of feels weird. We're going straight back. I just have to pick up my new lyre. Well, something's better than nothing, I suppose. Yeah, I'm gonna go pick up my new lyre.
pick up some cigars,
and then I'm gonna go straight home. - You don't even need a new lighter. We don't even go out anymore to flex the lighters. - This one is special. I'm gonna keep it in my bedroom next to my bed.
Okay, it must be special because you don't even do that with the casino vipers. No, it is special.
You haven't actually told me what it is. What are we picking up? I know it's a lighter, but that's all I know.
It's a lighter. It's a device that makes fire. That you use to light cigarettes and cigars? No shit. Yeah, I know. It's really, really cool. No shit. What type of lighter is it? What type? Oh, it's one that makes fire. Oh my gosh. You'll like it. I think you'll like it. I ordered it ages ago.
Alright, we'll see.
Kristen, do you remember how it feels to walk outside of the house?
Yeah, sucks. I miss my house.
*laughs*
I don't know if I can make it on the outside, maybe.
Institutionalized, fully institutionalized.
Jail man for life.
I'll pick up that layer. I'll buy a few cigars this morning.
- Sure, and then I'll head back home.
That's cool.
Thank you.
- Is it?
It's a light run.
That's Trey Sattler.
I know, but Duponts always have themes. What is the theme?
No idea.
So you came in to buy cigars and someone already bought you cigars? Yeah, someone already bought me cigars.
Cool, well I'll buy another one.
box as well on here and then uh my new lighters here as well of course
So.
I have something good for you, some new--
for Hibber and Bark.
He's a newbie, huh?
Okay, I'll take a box of these.
- It's 10 pieces inside. - Thank you. And then give me some normal ones.
of horses
uh... back in fifty fours or comical act if we don't
Perfect. One box. Appreciate it. I'll take that box as well. We did the recipe for a long time. Yeah, I know. I know. I've been busy up to my house working.
That's enough for today. I've got these two boxes.
This is the unbar.
Oh, very cool.
Very cool.
Wonderful.
Wonderful, wonderful moment.
Could I please have this as well while we're at it?
Huh.
leave the house and all of a sudden you're in a money-spending move
I haven't spent money in ages, I'm rich.
You did just buy a boat.
Thank you.
I ordered about.
I only paid the deposit.
or four million dollars.
Yeah, I'll take these two.
The Casablanca.
Beautiful.
Now we're talking. Santa brought your DuPont. This is a lighter, baby. Oh my gosh.
Okay.
I'm sorry, my bad. Got it, bro.
Okay.
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It's a liar.
Thank you.
I don't want to break anything.
Fragili. Fragili. That's Romanian.
You didn't get the joke. Hopefully someone will.
Ah, fragile.
It must be Italian.
I've never seen you turn down coffee
We're in a hurry.
We're in a hurry. I've got to get this one.
Why are you a slow coffee drinker now? You can't just pound one like you always do.
Bailey, you have no idea what I'm talking about.
We put it back well.
Beautiful.
Now we're talking.
So this is the display stand.
This is where the lighter sits.
Emperor Napoleon.
This is awesome. You know it, Bailey.
Alright, that is pretty epic.
It is, isn't it?
He looks like Joaquin Phoenix.
Just...
That's all right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wow.
Alright, I understand now.
Yeah, pretty nice.
What's DuPont's tagline?
be exceptional. Alright, that's fitting. And this one? How much did Mr Napoleon cost?
I think about 17,000 euros, something like this. - What? - I don't know. - Broadlocker. - I don't know how much it costs, I forgot.
I remember he told me when I ordered it, but now it's here.
$20,000. Even better. Even better.
You got a copy after all.
Stay powerful.
Thank you.
I would join you, but I don't consume caffeine past 1:00 p.m.
You're trying to upset me.
Thank you.
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I have to admit. You have to admit. When I see something sick,
I will give credit where credit is due.
That's definitely worth the money. That's the one you're gonna get. Oh, I mean, that's the one you're gonna get, of course. Emperor Napoleon with his royal crest on it, his face on one side.
solid bronze display stand.
Christmas came early.
I'm sorry.
It's Christmas time, T.
Christmas time.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
That's a sire.
fucking cold and gray.
July in the summer on my yacht will be the most
But nothing beats Christmas.
IT'S A GREAT WAY TO GET THEM
Everything beats for a king.
I can already tell that you're getting into the Christmas spirit.
Why?
You're buying yourself gifts.
I ordered this four months ago.
You just seem like you're getting into the Christmas spirit. It's time for
hosting parties,
roasting marshmallows, caroling out in the snow. I have no friends.
I hate carols.
You don't have any friends, I do agree with that.
So who am I going to host for a party? You. When we eat dinner together every night anyway. I'll join your party. You're not invited.
I'm just going to have to crash your Christmas party.
I need to make you a stocking for Christmas this year. Leave me alone. It's Christmas, T. I have no interest in Christmas.
You are the Grinch.
I know
So anyone is the human form of the Grinch.
you.
Oh my god.
Bye.
And that's the opposite of the Grinch.
I should have smelled a setup.
when you start asking me about Christmas.
I love this.
*phone rings*
Thank you.
Fuck out of the road.
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Merry Christmas! Good will to all men! What is this shit? It's Christmas!
No, it's just December. Aren't you happy?
What month is Christmas in?
December! You got it!
Merry Christmas!
Not your present. What have you done to the house?
- I want your present.
A Christmas present.
The caveat. First, you have to admit that I made the house look very Christmas-like.
fucking inside.
We --
really
asinine.
for me
to decorate the entire entirety of our house.
Thank you.
Goodwill to all men. You're going to love your present.
I promise.
You're gonna love it. It's Christmas! What the fuck have you done? Are you happy?
I'm talking Christmas. Look.
It's Christmas for us now.
Look what I've done, I've done Christmas. A month of this.
Goodwill to all men. Do you know where there are any Christmas decorations on the shore?
My room. Wait, wait, wait. Go take a present first. Wait, go take a present.
Thank you.
Did you get his room? I hope you got his room. Goodwill to all men. Give me the fucking box.
Goodwill to all men.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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Ah, the Christmas light are getting squished. I guess that's because you're being a Scrooge.
So you'll ruin the present.
But don't worry.
We got a whole month of this.
I'll make sure you have a cigarette at some point.
Goodwill to all men. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
you
you
Did you buy that Lambo outside or was that a guest?
Oh yeah, I bought it.
green one
Yes, Christmas.
Grinch Christmas.
I've actually never seen you drive a Lambo. You've not had a Lambo in a long time.
Maybe I did call it my last one.
I think I'll call it four or five lambas.
You look so excited. Andrew.
'Tis the season to be jolly.
It's Christmas.
- Yeah, that's why I got a green number. For the decoration of the house, I want a green car. 'Cause we had the red lotto last year, so now I got a green car.
Green, red, blue.
We'll see you next time.
- I actually thought this was a joke, but you're not kidding. You actually got a Green Lambo for Christmas in replacement of the Lada.
Yeah, it's Christmas.
Thank you.
I had to buy myself something. No one buys me shit. I'm too rich.
I had to do something Christmas.
you know?
*Splash*
*Growling*
Merry Christmas to me.
Is it a coincidence that the police showed up right after you got a new Lambo?
I'll fucking show it to us.
What the fuck? What the fuck are you gonna do? Come take it. Can't buy another one. No business. Who's here?
Your mates. Yeah, fucking fuck you. Take my Lambo. I don't give a shit what's on your Lambo. What's that?
Wait, what's that?
Change.
Thank you.
Thank you.
you
Happy birthday to you. You're not happy birthday to you. It's a different kind of happy birthday to Andrew.
Happy birthday to you.
You're not singing to make me happy. You should have walked in trumpeting it.
Alright, be right back. It's technically not your birthday yet. It's like in two minutes, so I can't play the trumpet again.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, I ordered a yacht for his birthday that I certainly won't be using for myself.
*laughs*
Andrew, it's your birthday.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who is this?
Who sent all this?
What is it?
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's obviously a magic flying carpet. Oh, thank you.
Yeah, it's a love letter of some sort. I just don't know where it's from.
Thank you.
Happy birthday, I want to...
Okay, some girl in love with me. Thanks. Got a rose. That's nice.
What do we have here?
Gee, would you get him for your birthday? For his birthday? Ah, a poop show!
Which of course, only the English people know is the best show ever made.
Mark Horrigan.
Nothing you want is ever going to happen.
That's the real world. Absolutely true.
And candy amazing. Thank you very much. Maybe happy. I'm eating right now. That was wrong. Would you like one?
For my birthday, I want to deny you things my present is giving you none on my birthday
Do you remember what I got you last year for your birthday? Do you remember? No. Sadness. I got you the same thing this year that I got you last year. Well, undesirable company. No cigarette. Happy birthday.
If I reach out and you snatch it from me, Bailey. How can I snatch it if I'm holding it? You're going to try and pull your hand away. I won't. You will.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
You still can't have any candy. Andrew look, the police came to tell you happy birthday.
Thank you.
Super nicer than actually.
I wonder if they got you for your birthday.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And a rest warrant.
Knowing my luck?
Probably.
-83 years old today. -He's an old man. -He's an old man.
Amen.
They're not that good. Their souls have been fucked out of them, so there's no...
We'll have to start that again. Happy birthday to you. Not you. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to Andrew.
Happy birthday to you.
He is an old man. He's 83. You're not singing...
For my happiness. You're singing to annoy me. No, I'm singing for your pure joy and happiness, actually. Look, you're smiling! You're singing at me to annoy me.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Make a wish. Happy birthday. I want you all to stop singing. I wish that's what I wish. Happy birthday to you. I appreciate it.
but no candles make a way. No, no, no.
Make a wish, Andrew. No cake.
We're not.
I've upgraded my poker tactics for tonight. Tonight, on Andrew's birthday, I'm going to be unbeatable.
I'll be the luckiest man at the table and you won't be able to stop me.
What is your secret tactic?
Andrew, what did you get for your birthday?
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Here's five.
Bye.
You gonna play PS5 now?
All right, out of PS4.
That you never play.
That was such a thoughtful gift.
Anyway, Smash Bros. Nintendo. Where are these packets? Birthday SFB time.
S, S.
B.
All right.
I'm filming.
Thank you.
Brian will be there to talk.
I don't think everyone knows our setting.
I'm sorry.
Grindr will in fact be there tomorrow.
Yeah.
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Would you ever complain at me in front of my friends on my birthday?
- Okay.
Would you ever do that?
No matter what.
Cool.
One.
Morning.
Thank you.
I'll sign a blank cheque for me-hem.
Thank you.
Thanks for the birthday dinner, Marcel. Thanks, Gene.
Welcome back Thanks
This expensive enough and banging
- I hate caviar.
Have your life ruined.
Thank you.
I'm going to go get some water.
In small amounts because it's expensive. It wasn't expensive, he wouldn't eat it. It's a psyop.
Oysters are actually objectively good, in regards to the price. Catering aside. But the more expensive the oyster is, the better, because the size is different.
Thank you.
You know what I wish for your birthday?
- Yeah. - Better group of friends.
Too bad.
I'm sorry.
What's been the best part of your birthday so far? Not training.
Not training. I'm so happy that I'm training. It's my third day off this year.
It's my third ever day without training this entire year.
you
I've had two days off so far.
I felt guilty for them. He's being filmed on January 3rd. So guilty.
So guilty that the days after my days off, I trained double. So I didn't really have a day off.
And I trained.
-
I do train double or triple most of the week. Today was thumb day.
I'm having a day off, then tomorrow I'll lift 30,000 kilos.
I'll make up.
- That's fair.
- Might get Manu here again, punch him in the face. - My poker technique is gonna defeat all of you tonight. You haven't got a single, you don't even know what it could be.
I changed the game this time.
I'll change it. Marcel, I'll change that.
And when you see my new style of play,
You're gonna say fuck. You're actually right. He's gonna play with his cards up. Tristan, you've changed the game. He might do that. He might actually play with his cards up.
Are you allowed to do that?
If you want.
But then no one will go in when you're winning. How are you going to make money?
You don't know what technique I'm gonna utilize tonight. - I'm kind of excited.
Bye.
I mean, you're kind of scared. - Maybe a little bit. Zero fit. - When you see it, you're gonna be like, "Fuck. I was not prepared for that level of game."
All right, here's the rules for the rest of my birthday. It should have been a rule from
Everyone has to be smoking.
All the time until bed.
Cigars or shisha? No, this is cigarette bullshit. No, no, no. You can change smoke cigarettes. If you're brave enough to smoke 75 cigarettes from now until bed, you deserve them.
You ain't got lit tobacco. You're a faggot. Hey, you sit. You're gonna need this.
Irish wishing stone. What is it? It's an Irish wishing stone.
- Nice. - Why do you have Irish kitchen stuff?
That's your good luck card. Put it from home.
I was in Dublin this morning. Thank you.
The problem is, when he dresses like that,
His stack keeps doubling and doubling.
There's no way I'd do it two times in a row.
Yes.
Your actual- It's his birthday, bro! Make it fucking fun.
Are you calling him blind?
Oh, good.
Ah, the old...
Yusuf the Looker, they call him.
I'm boring. Confess. Marcel wins. All in blind.
and one.
Thank you.
Tristan.
Is your trick gonna work today?
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get my thoughts.
- Ha ha.
The Irish stone will not help you. Neither will the whiskey.
I'm not Irish enough because I've been drinking.
- 8:00 PM. So if they drink at your pace by 11, everyone's going to be slumping, not playing. - No Andrew, Andrew, I've mentioned drinking loads.
We've now had one drink per game.
I'm just saying. You can do whatever you want. But if I check the clock at 10:45 and everyone's like... We've had a single drink
Her game.
Plus, after midnight, we'd owe you shit.
We've had one drink per game. That's what we've had, alright?
Per game.
I'm usually a six minimum. You're lucky I don't drink, because the amount of drunken sparring would be hilarious.
Drunken Master.
I'm not even trying to drink though.
That's not the truth.
Drunken Sparring would be good because I can't control the power of my shots. I'd still land them, but I can't pull them and make sure they don't do too much damage. So it'd just be straight busted eyes and shit. As long as you're not drinking. No, that's what I'm saying. If I was drinking, it'd be Drunken Master and I'd be dumping around saying Drunken Master. It'd be funny.
- Swing and wild. - Marcel, Marcel.
Oh, what was that? What was that T? All in blind! All in blind! All in blind? I'm all in blind. All in? You're fucked. Play it out. I'm all in blind. Play it out. All in blind for both?
These are mine, yeah? I'm all in blind. I'm all in blind. Oh, you're up top. Andrew's got it. I can feel it. - I'm all in blind. - Andrew's got it.
- Boom, Andrew's got it. - What you got fool? - Two pair. - Andrew's got it. - He's a queen. - What did I tell you? - No way. - What did I tell you? - No way.
- Because I have a flush, but you got a higher one. - Yeah, Queen high. - Yeah, Queen high. - What did I say? I felt the energy. - I had a flush. Hey, I'm still in the game. - I felt the energy. - I'm still in the game. I'm still in the game. - What did I say? - I said it's a bot right now, bro.
- Wanna come outside, nigger? - Bro, I had a flush on an all-in blind. - Wanna go outside, nigger? - I was talking to him. - You Irish bitch. - 14, so? - You wanna go outside, nigger? - What do you wanna do, you Irish bitch? - Wanna go outside? - Let's go. - Problem with the back row.
16,000.
with no road back.
$19,000, $1,050.
70, okay, so give me 50. Give me two greens.
- Hold him blind!
You're going all in blind again. All in fucking blind! You know what it is? It's time
- Who'd lose? - You got him, bro. - Christian, I need a little whiskey. Irish whiskey immediately. No, Scottish whiskey, that's all I got.
Oh.
you
So I'm winning this one, I'm winning the next one, and I got it.
Let's go.
Andrew's gonna be surprised.
How many yellows he loses this round?
Ander.
I got the luck of the Irish on me side. You can't beat me.
Father, why are you so sad?
upon this Easter.
- Sure am I.
When Irishmen are proud and glad of the land.
that they were born.
All in blood!
Let's go. 6, 9, 8. Boom.
Hey.
you
you
What you got, bag? - You're fucking toast. - Am I? Am I? - Yeah. - I'm toast? - Straight.
That's the face of the town.
- Shit, I got triple eights. - Shit. - The lucky thunder? Five, six, seven, eight, nine. - Bro, green niggas always lose to black niggas. - Right.
Ah, it was a good game. It was a good game.
Can't wait for another one.
Thank you.
Bye.
you
*music* Merry Christmas! I know you're thinking it's not Christmas yet, but it will be soon. Think how quickly this year has disappeared. And what have you achieved this year? Fucking nothing.
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you
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