Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
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*Mario's voice*
Don't it civilians? They brew nettles and other woods. Some drink to the water. In the rear there must be shots in the water. The food is bad and that is good. The things they say are not true.
put on like it seems to be color that's my kind of country i like that kind of country that's why i live here.
it's ghost town. it's Kimishwara. ghost town. beautiful romanian city. abandoned city. after covid they abandoned the city because it was epidemic.
I don't say they pay the electricity bill.
with the clap.
That's what I mean, abandoned. - We've been abandoned out in cities that are full of dickhead tourists, and now that I'm back in a nice normal country,
Everyone besides me is from that country. You decide to go to the abandoned city.
I'm gonna abandon you. My Lamborghini is broken.
That's okay. We'll just steal Luke's Ferrari. I could just steal Luke's Ferrari. I'll tell you what Luke. Could. I'll fight you for it. Shit. I'll fight you for it. Very hard. I'll fight you for it. I'll fight you for it. My Lamborghini is broken. I bet I can drink more than you. I have to go to book recs. So, what's the solution when the supercar breaks? We do know car Aikido. Cars come and go. It happened in Munich.
No, there's no cars. Aikido. New cars. It's true. That did have... I was there. Now the Lambo's got an issue. How many cars could you possibly have to Aikido? Bro, I can keep this going for a long time.
Keep this all day. My style will defeat me.
Thank you.
I was wrong.
I'll admit it. I didn't lie, but we were walking through a ghost part of town.
So just as you went down the street, that didn't happen to be full of people. And it was dark.
My style will defeat them.
*Dance* You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? *Dance* Rory, why'd you do this? Bro, I have been away for two weeks.
So 20 minutes before we arrived, I loaded the app up in...
I've just done things and that's- Rory, you literally lied to us and told us that the app doesn't work and that's why your day is going shit.
Yeah, but I just wanted to surprise you. I just wanted to say, we're trying to go. Yeah.
See, it's not that easy is it? Well it's not, it's too easy, I've got it too far. No, you should see Ryan Garcia do it.
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I bet you can't beat us by the water.
I bet you can't beat this carnivore. So, yet they met Rory did get us.
I'm eating pizza today and I'm never eating pizza again. I agree. I'm planning on fasting. I have my black coffee out and my water.
See?
The thing is, in the car, Tristan punched me in the head
And I thought- - Look, two headphones. - Two headphones, this is a rule. - Anyway, I thought that's quite depressing. - I almost got UG ones. In fact, I almost got UU ones.
You walked outside with two headphones in and you walked back in. I told Luke and I snuck up on you here and I saw you only had one.
Well this depressed me, and I thought what would make me happy
Boom!
Came in Domino's.
So here we are. And I am happy. I am happy, though. You can't beat home comforts, bro. This is very good.
- Two. - Mm.
Thank you.
There's no more cooking now.
Yeah, I'm past his head no food in the house, so... Nice.
Got you.
It doesn't look like food to me. It's dominoes. It's better than food.
food is what you need to survive dominoes is what you need to thrive you don't need that to be an aspect
Hmm?
No, that thing? I watched that thing.
I think it'll be fun.
And there's more about boxing training. You do? But I think it will be fun. I'm not even doing it for boxing training, I do it because it's enjoyable.
Thank you.
Luke, I sent you an email. There is an attachment. I'm Andrew Tate.
Thank you.
It's the second attachment, I believe, and you need to print that out for me ASAP.
Thank you.
Okay.
It's important, Mark.
- Remember to do that.
Yeah.
I'm allowed to buy new Lamborghini because I'm bored. Yeah, bring me the order for it. I have to sign it so I can build my Lambo. Brand spanking new innately.
Built brand new. For me, zero fucking miles.
What else am I going to do? What time? It's Thursday. It's four o'clock. It's raining. I'm on board.
So I went on the Configurator and thought, let me configure my dream. Because I already have the Huracan. I thought the Huracan EVO has rear wheel steering and some more horsepower. Let me configure my dream Huracan.
"Oh, it's only 300,000 euro chunk change."
It's not Trump change. It's Trump change. Print my order form. It's printing out.
- So 300 Gs, what's 300 Gs? - I know the minute Andrew said, Luke, I'm sending you an email, print it. I had to start recording. - What's 300 Gs to a boss?
Like, what kind of man are you if you've got 300 genes? He's like...
I configured it and it had a little graphic and it can move around. How can I not buy it?
What choice do I have? I'm only fucking human, Luke.
So when's it coming? I don't know, ages, probably April or something. They've got to build it. They've got to build it. I want it built brand, fucking spanking brand.
fucking
Spanking brand fucking spanking new!
evil.
What's the difference between my current Huracan and EVO?
Fuck knows. Who cares? I was about to say, why have two? Because I'm a fucking G. How many times have I said this?
I tell everyone I'm a gene, and they're like, "Oh, why do you not?" I'm a gene! You think I'm lying?
I'm a cheese, that's why.
Two of the same card? Two of the same? No, it's not the same card. That's the Huracan. That's the Huracan Evo. 30 dice on these guys.
See you next week.
I'm going to get it.
He didn't dice. - Have you played cards? - Look, have you played cards with dice? - I've seen you playing cards with dice. - No, why didn't you tell him what?
Do you see any playing cards?
No. Because this ain't no game! This ain't no fucking game!
Lamborghini Huracan Spyder 5.2 V10 640 liter
LP 644 EVO
Previous owners, zero.
Vehicle price, rah-dee-rah-dee-rah.
Chassis number, blah, blah, blah. Nero Noctis.
black.
Electric heat and seats, smartphone interface for connected devices,
Cup holder cost me 700 pound. I paid 700 pound extra for a cup holder. For a cup holder? Yes, bro. Red painted calipers.
electrochromatic exterior mirrors 900 pounds i don't have any idea what electrochromatic exterior mirrors are i just tick the box 900 pounds for my fucking
electrochromatic you're gonna with a man who was electrochromatic in mirrors i'm gonna see everything
Rear diffuser, style package, digital audio broadcast tuner, 9VK sensorium premium sound system, 4Gs.
ambient light program.
Colored stitching, NR7 and Boyd a brand new package, rear view camera, lifting system. Lifting system is $4,000. You have to have a lifting system because you can't go over speed bumps any other way. It's like a $4,000 tax you have to pay for your Lambo.
Now I've tracked Pro ADR.
Don't know what that is, a tracker maybe?
52A 20-inch alloy wheels, graphite gray.
Delivery, 3,600 to deliver.
Oh wait, we're not done.
Upholstery, elegant leather, bi-color, Nero, Ada, Bianco, Polar,
Whatever.
Big Forge Composites Package. 6 G's! What the fuck is that? What is that?
I'm playing with the configurer. I'm just ticking boxes.
Big Forge compasses package, I don't even know what that is!
Six grand!
Formats, customized with piping and stitching. Nice.
kick plate and forge composites.
How much?
I just ticked every option. Who goes on the Lambo Configurator and ticks every box?
All of it, where do I sign?
Here.
Purchaser's signature.
Boom, boom.
Boom. Whoa, all these other dorks on Twitter. Look, I bought a Tesla Model 2. I put a $400 to... Well, you're fucking geeks! Who the fuck drives a Tesla? There's no man alive in a Tesla I couldn't get the living fuck out of. I will drag you from your Tesla by your neck.
in front of your bitch and you won't do nothing. And I'll get back in my Lamborghini fucking fully-spec EVO.
step to me.
Do you see any playing cards, Roy? There's no playing cards anyway. Do you know why?
Is it because it's not a fucking game? Because it's not a fucking game!
Did you seriously just tick all the boxes?
Why would I go on the configurator and look at the things, hmm, no my Lamborghini doesn't need this.
Do you want a break?
I need it all! Every single box has been ticked on my lambda. Why all of them? For chromatic exterior supermirrors. What does that mean?
Don't matter what that is.
It's there. It's an option. Why am I going to drive a car that doesn't have every fucking option like a peasant?
I'll do one of Ferrari right now. Step to me right now. I'll run the Ferrari configurator right now. Check every fucking box on A12 Superfast and I'll order that too in your fucking face. No, no, stop. You need to stop. You keep... I'll order Ferrari right now, A12, every fucking option. You need to stop doing this.
Fuck me, you think it makes a difference? It makes a difference to me! You're talking to me? We have so many! It makes a difference!
Yeah, so I'll buy another house. Listen, you don't move the driveway, I'll buy another house.
I don't care. I'll buy the neighbor's house. I'll knock on the neighbor's door and say, "How much for the house?" I don't want to sell. I'll pay you double. So, I put all my cars in a fucking row. I'm a G.
One more fucking word, I'm buying a nitro. One more complaint about my fucking miraculous "tick every box" system, I'm buying a fucking word.
Fuck me. I'll do it. I know you will. I know you will.
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What is this? Why do you keep looking at cars? You just bought an EVO.
looking at it.
Yeah.
Bro.
239. Yeah.
I got it for $225.
I've got the invoice right here. Wait, what? I've got the invoice right here. I'm about to pay it. What are you looking at?
Look at the car. Don't buy the car. I'm buying cars Ferrari 812 super fast
You just bought a car? Yes, I just bought a car and I just bought another car. I'm a G. I was reading what's better, the Evo Huracan or the 812 Superfast or the Evo's got less horsepower but it handles better. It's got 812 horsepower, the Premier Ferrari, the last 6.5 liter V12 naturally aspirated Ferrari.
Prof.
Think I'm playing games?
I ain't playing games, I'm a fucking G. I'm not like these dorks on money twitter. "Look, I saved up my whole life and bought a Tesla." I'm not a fucking geek! If I wanna buy cars, I buy cars at random. I make a million dollars a month, what's 200 grand? What is that?
A week? Ooh, a week's money. Ooh, a week's money.
I don't give a fuck, bro. I bought an 812 super fast.
I bought an 812 super fast and I'm going to get a private jet and we're going to get on it. It's going to be on Tate Confidential. We're going to fly our asses to London. We're going to get my 812 and we're going to drive through Europe again. Because we just did it. We just did it. We've been back a week and we're going to go again, bro. Again, because my money doesn't stop.
You told me not to do it. You said, don't play straightener. We did. Do you want straightener? I do not want straightener. If you want to settle this, we can settle this.
You can put gloves on set with this right now. Have fun with the car. Thank you.
Thank you.
Another one I'm DJ Khaled
Another one. I'm DJ Cabot. Another one. Another one. When it comes to cars, I'm DJ Cabot. We don't have room. This is car number 14. I'm thinking of...
I was thinking of selling my S63, but I drove it today, I kind of like,
But don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, everything's fine because as you can see from my WhatsApp, ignore all the bitches, sorry.
Here, I've got Georgiana, my assistant, looking at houses.
So I'm gonna buy a house so I have driveway space,
For the cars. So I've told Georgiana, find another house near my house with a big driveway. So I can drive a minute and I've got another house for cars, house for
cars.
- Yeah.
I'm a G! I buy a Ferrari and I have to buy a house to put a Ferrari in. I'm not playing games, bro.
I'm a bad boy.
*sad*
What is this? You can't just buy- I'm rich rich! You can't just buy super cards. I'm rich rich! But you can't just- No, I'm not one of them who use a little bit of money. Oh, he saved well. He was a 401k. I'm rich rich.
private jet, unlimited supercars, buy houses at random, million dollars a month cash. I'm Richard.
It's happened, okay? You just have to fucking accept it. Some people are brilliant.
Like me. And brilliant people just get what they want. I want to be rich. I literally retired from professional fighting and said to my brother, look, I'm going to take the same ferocity.
The same eight hours a day of pure energy, I'm going to focus it into getting rich. And here I am years later, fucking rich. I'm rich. You've seen my life. All I need is spend money. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Champagne, beep, beep.
More money comes The card never ends Bro, I check the bank And I'm like Why do I have so much money? I can't spend the money
I've tried.
And I'm still trying. I'm rich rich now. It's happened. If I was a dork, I could like build an apartment block and...
and save for my kids' future, be a fucking generational wealthier, fucking nerd. Those little fuckers would grow up as broke as I did.
So fuck that. I want a super fast. I want a house to put it in. So I fucking buy it. Cash!
For what else I'm gonna do?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Another one.
We'll do this out loud.
There's just no time to die.
you
Thank you.