Transcript
Good shot there, Fritzschild!
Thank you.
What's up? Emergency meeting. It is an emergency meeting. It's an emergency meeting. You've been having an emergency meeting for the last week, when we've been gone. Every single five seconds, you send me a clip of your own emergency meeting by yourself. Yes.
And the first thing that happens when I walk back the door is you say emergency. It's an emergency.
What's the emergency? You know what the emergency is! You know! Emergency is, I need a ball cone orange, okay? Good point. Where's yours, Luke?
I don't need a vodka that orange.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is there happiness there? Where is Luke's? Bodies all round? Calm down. You know me. Okay, he's okay, doesn't he? He does fucking need a body. Oh, Luke. Mr. Luke. I don't need a body. Mr. Helping. Body at Orange.
- You know what I'm doing? - Voting Orange today. Tomorrow we're all hungover. Super straightener day.
Target shit.
*thud*
Right, what's the emergency?
Thank you.
First things first, an emergency meeting. Andrews had a body in orange, so I poured one for me and Luke.
That is true.
This is a procedure standard procedure
Luke doesn't think drinking is good for you. But the two richest, toughest, smartest guys he knows love taboos. We drink copious amounts of booze. It's true. Let me tell you a story.
I was once reading.
right i was reading an article about how alcohol is bad for you and it damages your brain cells and how smoking is bad for you because you can't so you know what i stopped doing
Read it! I've never seen something richer and more powerful than I ever before. Think about it. Some dork with a book.
- Yeah. - Or a man full of booze and cigars. - Who would you rather fight? - It's true, I'd rather fight the dork. - Exactly. - That is true. - That was you in university.
Yeah. You're doing your math. It is true. You're doing your math.
- Yeah, no, to be fair though. - I'm gonna laugh at you. One plus one. Sit! - One time.
I was drinking gin and tonic on ice, sliced a lemon, felt horrible.
So I changed the bin until I switched to whiskey and coke with some ice. Felt like shit.
So Dave of Ice.
Listen, you think you won the first dice match. Don't worry about me. I got millions. I got trillions. You know what? Listen, when I message a bitch, you know what I say? Hello, bitch. I'm a trillion.
- Yeah. - T, trillion, past billion. Don't worry about me. So I got 500, you wanna play 500, let's go. You think a little bit of money, bro, what's that? Let's go. - Yeah, roll, roll, roll. - Where's the dice? - Bro, you're not ready. - Where's the dice? - You're not ready. - Where's the dice? - You wanna roll first? - Yes. - Or second?
First or second?
Second? Yeah, yeah. Woo!
- No problem.
I'm referee. I'm dice wreck. No problem. I'm dice wreck. No problem. No problem. Six. Six. Six.
Okay. Okay. Okay. You don't get the sense. Why are you lying? Yeah. You don't get the sense. Four. Four. Four. Four. Get your money ready. Three. Three. Two. Two. Two.
- Yeah.
I want him.
A thousand, a thousand lay dice. Let's go, a thousand lay dice. Let's go. One thousand and nothing.
What was the fight? What does the fight? What does the fight? What does the fight hurt, right guys?
Let's go.
- Thank you.
I'm not a type of 500.
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Since, this is what I told you. Since, $1,500.
Fuck with me!
Thank you.
Three! Three again!
How much?
1500, my friend. 1500, my friend.
You gotta pay up. That's nice. Keep counting because I might buy my cigars for the night.
All right, keep counting. Listen, listen.
How about seven? How about seven? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
500 more. One. Oh shit. He's trying to remain dream. That's what the meaning of my brother and I. Not my house. 400. 400. 400.
Five times, like the same amount.
What does a firefight do for more?
My friend, I'll go. Listen.
I've already won, right? I'm gonna do you a favor. Because I'm a nice man. 1, 2, 3, 4, 500.
- Okay. - Five hundred, five hundred laid off. - No, no, the same amount. I want to spend on my wine. - What does five hundred like? - Bro, I'm too rich.
Let's go! Let's go! DICE!
Let's go, 1,500. Let's go. Do you want to go first? Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll. Roll the dice. Roll the dice. Lift the moist one.
*laughter*
- Woo! - Six! - Oh, shit! - Shit!
- Okay, okay, okay, give me the money. Give me the money, I understand. - Bro, look.
Here.
Right, three more times. - Resignation. Right, three more times, three more times, three more times. - Yeah, yeah.
How much are we going? 1, 2, 3, 4... No, no, no. I already gave him. No, no, no, no. 3,000. 3 more times. Guys, 3 more times as well. 500. No, no, no.
I'll show you. I said how much we bet now. Right.
The same puns three more times.
Okay, cut the video, I'll be right back.
Cut the video.
Okay cut the video real soon. Cut the video.
- Three times? - Yeah, three times.
Okay? I'm gonna go.
- Or he can return ship. - Yeah. - Can't roll the moon with the moon, he can't change his life. - Yeah. - 1500 leg. - Yeah. - 3 rolls, 1500 leg. - Yeah. - Okay. - No, no, no, not 3 rolls. - Yeah. - 3 rolls. - No, per roll. - Yeah. - 3 rolls. - Yeah. - 3 rolls. - 1500 leg. - Yeah. - 3 rolls. - Let's go. - 1500 leg. - Yeah. - 3 rolls. - Let's go. - 1500 leg. - Yeah. - Let's go. - 1500 leg. - Yeah. - Okay, let's go. - Andrew. - Andrew. - Andrew. - Andrew. - Andrew. - Andrew. - Andrew. - Andrew. - Andrew. - Andrew.
Look here. Look!
What? You can't win. You're wrong one.
Ah, it's a high roll.
Whoa, did you keep it with your foot? No, no, no, no, no, no, he didn't.
Five. Okay. Listen, don't ever try to kick him with your foot. If he touches you, you lose.
Yeah.
No, it doesn't count if anyone touches it.
But you can touch it on purpose. *BANG* Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me count. I'm your remaining. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. No, no, no.
Okay, yeah. You can't touch the main piece.
No, no. Well, let's go. Two more rolls. I'm glad to win this one. Look, you ready. 1,500 a.m. roll. Less talking, more rolling. Come on, Lewis. Please, Lewis. Look here. Roll the dog.
Brother
Look here. One.
Three! You rolled. You all made a roll. Andrew, Andrew. We all know...
you roll to
We all know. Nah, I don't think so. I think he's on the roll side. Ah, shit! Shit! He's got the high roll!
- Oh!
Look here.
Girls stand up, stand up. You cannot eliminate the dice. Stand up girls. It has to be seen. It's what it is. Three! Ah three! I want to re-roll! Reroll! Woo!
Andrew, look.
But everyone roll over here so they don't go on the couch.
Okay.
5 and move 6
Six, six.
Five, five, you're going to beat me. You have that one more time. You're five, you're going to beat me. One more time. I'm the king of dice. Your five can't beat me. 1,500 legs. Your five can't beat me. You can get a six.
to survive. - Vlad, wonderful chance to win. - The last chance to win something. - He was three times in a row. 1,511 champion of the guys. - Let me count him, mate. I'll count him on that. I don't count him on that. I don't even know. - Count him, trust him on you.
*laughter* Let's go, roll the dice and lose! Roll the dice and lose! Look!
Look here, last row.
Thank you.
What is this? A ninja roll? That's bullshit. What's a ninja roll?
Thank you.
What is that, two?
- Two. - Two. - Two. - Verify it. - Two.
You hit one. First leg. Five. First leg.
- Good work. - And you hit four. - Right now, you shot ball. - Right now, you shot ball.
I am! We missed vodka! A shot of vodka! A shot of vodka!
and I'm guaranteed to win.
We're all dead! Listen. Come on. No way. I've been on the streets.
Don't worry about it. 1,000 fabric by how many times you do it?
300 year old. That's what I made for a lot of. Back in the day, on the streets. All right, take me your phone. Take me your phone. Shit, don't worry about it.
Let's go.
W. Two goals.
Woo! Five! Five! Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah, bitch! What? What do you know I mean? Pay me! I love you! Well, fuck up and dice! I love you! Stay racing, you bro! Stay racing! I'll buy that! Take, give me the money! Listen, everyone on Twitter, alright? Land's rich, right?
But now he's poor. He fucked with a bad boy. He can't fuck with me when it comes to God. He's praying me.
Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me. Respect, respect. You play dice and all second manics.
That's how it is.
Respect.
- Oh, shit.
*Growling*
Oh.
Oh, my God.
*BOOM*