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Source: Tate Confidential · 24 Jul 2022Watch the full video on Rumble (opens in a new tab)

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Good shot there from Tate!

you

No, no!

Text him, message him.

He must be, hopefully.

Come! Here, here, here!

here he's there he's here here what wrong train bro Jesus what you doing cool bro there were two trains you got the wrong one yeah well I gave you the guy

I got his bag.

Thank you.

Thank you.

*BOOM*

What's the emergency? The crew is an emergency. We left chicken shit bullshit. "Oh, you can take your mask off, pussy. We're not in fucking Western Europe anymore." The Czech guy came and said, "Oh, we don't have masks." He goes,

in Czech Republic no masks. They're not homos here. They also reopened the food cart and get beers. Only the Germans are like, oh, we're scared. We're scared of the virus. So it's concluded. The Germans are pussies. Pussies. It's concluded. The Czechs reopened the food cart, said take your masks off and gave us our fucking beers. This was an actual emergency meeting. It was an emergency meeting. This was very good. This was an emergency. I did not know.

Finish your beer.

Why are we here? Boozing! No, but we keep boozing. Take your fucking beer. The Germans tried to oppress us. I take it back. I take it back. Czech is horrible. The Germans tried to oppress us. You don't want to be here. No one should come here. They tried to oppress us and stop us living our lives. This is your own personal hell. Yeah. We're going to meet my friends later. My fucking fantastic friends. Nobody likes you. Nobody likes you. Wait. You can't have friends. Nobody likes you. I have friends in the Czech Republic who will destroy you at boozing. This is not Obama.

go, this is not San Francisco. This is Czech Republic. And you're going to fucking drink like you're in the Czech Republic. But you can't drink like you're in fucking San Francisco. Ooh, boy, half of Budweiser last week, bro. I'm so drunk. Hey, man, I played six rounds of beer pong with my buddy. I had to have two sips. Oh, man, got a pounding headache. Anyone got any Adderall?

So, Luke, they ran out of beer, but they do have cider. You know what? I bet Luke loves a fucking cider, doesn't he? You know, mister?

I bet he fucking loves this. It's the same alcohol as beer, isn't it? Yeah, same alcohol, but smaller can. Smaller can is perfect, I agree. I do agree. He loves this drink. He's gonna love this cider. I'm gonna remind myself, I haven't had a cider in a fucking year. Remind myself about cider and I'm gonna guarantee you he loves it. He's gonna fucking love cider. He's gonna fucking love cider. It's like juice. Finish your can, you cunt. Finish your can and do the cider. So I finish the piss and then I get. Piss? This is Budvar of a chick I was hearing.

punch you in the face. I don't know what this is. That's Budweiser stole their name from Budvar, which was a tech beer that's like a hundred years older than Budweiser. And Budweiser also tastes like piss. And then they sued Budweiser and Budweiser had to pay him. But Budweiser also tastes like piss. Yeah, but you're an American. Finish it and drink your cider. Finish your beer. Nobody like us, nobody. Ah, this is horrible. Drink more. We don't care. We don't care. They don't care, do they? We don't care. This is horrible. I'm telling you guys, don't drink this beer. Sorry.

Ah

Ha I know straight man

The bubbles

Cooling the bubbles hit me typical the bubbles. Come on. Here's horrible. Pick it up. I don't like beer recipe vodka bubbles All right down to zero when I verify the cans empty your cider. I know it's not empty yet the bubbles

I think he liked more than cider. Nothing at all. Water. I think he'll love his cider. No, he will. He'll love his cider. Finish your fucking beer. He's never had a fucking apple cider, has he? Little fucking baby Luke. I don't think so. Little baby Luke. Ah, done. Ah. All right. Some apple cider. You'll love that. Luke's got the cider. Taste it. Luke's going to go cider man after this. Cider. You know what? Can a man drink a cider? In England, men drink cider. You can drink a pint of cider. Wait. He's tasting it. In pints only.

Ah, that is fucking good. That is fucking good.

Actually, actually people, actually.

compared to that piss bullshit! Take a sip of this as well. Let me try this one. Take a sip of this. What you need is some White Ace. Alright, this is good. I don't know who makes this. Somersby. Somersby is a good company. Blue English. Take a sip of this. You'll love this as well. They're English. I highly recommend them. Take a sip. You'll love this as well. All siders. It's the same strength as beer. In fact, they're stronger than the beer. They're from Somerset. Drink it.

This one's okay. That one's much, much better. The apple one's much, much, much better. This one's very good.

this might be my favorite drink of all time cider with vodka

*Sigh*

I can hear your every move. *Sigh* The thing is he snore Rory. I didn't even notice until I heard him. *Sigh* You know what, like, another 4 or 5 seconds it would be right hooked straight to the solar plexus. Everyone was ready, the camera was out. Yeah. I was arming up the arm, getting in the right position. I was trying to move out the way. Yeah. Getting in the right position for it. *Sigh*

Hello, guys. Hello, guys. How are you? Good. Can I take the bags? Can I live on you? Yeah. Okay. I can have a camera. Okay.

There you go. That's what my cars.

So I'm obviously enjoying my Ferrari so I'm filming from inside my Ferrari.

This is Gangster.

I mean it does I have no idea why that happened I don't know what maybe it was the Red Bull

- Nice, professional. I like that. - What's happening? - A tasteful of mobile vodka and cubits.

- Your move, Stagat. - Body on the move. - Why? - You gotta have your body on the move, mobile. - Making you a little bit of brekkie. - Yeah. - You need to have body packed and ready. - Oh, you don't want brekkie? - Do you have any body in your bag? - No. - What kind of man doesn't have body in his bag? - You're a fucking coward. You're the worst of men. Nobody like us, nobody like us.

- We don't care. We don't care. - We don't care.

Oh, sorry for packing mobile body. This is not the one that tastes like pills. I know, I know. I know.

pure death of a poison. - Yeah, it takes a liquid gut.

Yes.

And I'd like it.

but I remember this class. We are in the Czech Republic. You see this class shape? Yes.

The sheep is class.

Yes. And the color of this language... No, I know exactly what this is.

For those at home, this is

pure poison.

It's death in a Baltimore. - Borowiczka. - It's probably worse

than um, Kalimka.

It probably is.

It's pure, absolute death. I remember what it tastes like. It's like pine. It's pine, isn't it?

Yeah, so I do. So I've had this before. He thinks I haven't had this before. I've had it.

Luke.

You are in the Czech Republic.

with me.

I've done driving for five days. I remember now. Oh, I want to have a nice little relaxing drink with my cousin. And suddenly, what, you're too good to drink with.

Tristan, think about it. You're too cool to drink. Tristan, I've had this. It's all right. Guys, listen.

The series is cancelled. Luke's too cool to hang out with me and drink with me. I've had this once in my life. I've had this once. Once in my life. And you're so cool that I've had it. No, but we agree I've had this once in my life. It's too cool to drink with me. Yet I somehow remember.

that this is

and it tastes like pie.

No, it takes a pure death. Imagine how much

how much drinks I've had.

Different varieties.

somehow I remember

This is party. It tastes like death. It is death. Yeah.

- Good morning! - Good morning!

It's cute.

- At the end of the day.

- Hello.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

Very good.

- Thank you.

Yeah, I fucking eat this shit.

Luke, do you know what the magic eye is? I do not.

Magic eye. Na zdrave. Na zdrave, ciao, ciao. Brat, che vidie me. A teba, tak isto. Na zdrave, ciao.

What's your magic eye? Shit.

- He's a Maddie guy.

It is mad. Mad you got it. Okay. Done? Done.

- Good.

Good!

It's alright, it's not awful. Not awful at all.

why are we here? on a boat. why are we on a boat? all forms of transport. supercars, trains, boats. we're on a boat. planes? planes, planes, planes, planes. yeah. we're on a boat we're gonna have dinner on a boat. they gave us booze as we entered. east of europe as soon as you walk on the boat you have to. there's booze everywhere. i know it's whack. it's a booze life.

Thank you.

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