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Good shot there from Tate!
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I'm gonna start that car pumping pretty quick.
Let me tell them what happened. Hello. On my Instagram I put a video of me and Luke thinking we were funny running from the German police. Ah, a speed gun. They got someone. Here's a speed gun in his hand. He must have got someone.
Go over here? Also fun, yo. They're going. I have no clue. I don't know. No, that must be this guy. Yeah, I don't know.
I also want to, that definitely means go straight ahead, no problems.
Don't chase me, nobody likes us, nobody likes us, we don't care, we don't care.
We thought it was funny until we got to our hotel and German police were waiting for us.
And they took our cars from us, and they said, "To get your car, you have to come down the police station and bring your ID." Which means that they're going to raise criminal charges against us and we'll go to jail. So we decided to let them keep the cars, so we can crush the cars. Move cars overnight from Bucharest to Prague and go to Prague. The problem with Prague was,
It's a failed society. I didn't know this at the time. It's a failed society. It's failed by now. No one's checking.
No one's checked. 20 years of Western tourism has left a big stain on the problem. So although it's Eastern Europe,
It feels too Western. So we've come to Vienna, which is still the Western city, but it's the best Western city. And now we're here. That's our adventure thus far. And we've still only spent half the money with this. Outside of buying the cars, it's up to spend. But all the shops here in Vienna are closed. I have to spend more money, faster. I can't spend more. I'm buying unlimited food, I'm spending the best places.
They've got a minimum.
I've only spent a quarter of a million the last time. - Casino?
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Don't look at me.
Why are we here? On a boat. Why are we on a boat? All forms of transport. Supercars, trains, boats. We're on a boat. Planes? Planes, yeah. We're on a boat, we're gonna have dinner on a boat. They gave us booze as we entered. Eastern Europe. As soon as you walk on the boat, there's booze everywhere. I know, it's whack. It's a booze life. To be fair though, the weather is shit, so we may not make it as boat make outside.
for a good take confidential. I'll try and film as we get off. Okay, yeah. Film with the Boatsy. Yeah. I would like, I challenge everyone in the world to find another person who drinks as much as me and still has my physique and can fight my kind. It's true. Because all I do every day is booze. I drink. Hard boozy. Like an alcoholic and I'm just building a tank. I don't know how. Me neither. Look at that little boat. Fuck you. Yeah. But we board you up. We definitely board it. We'll jump from this one to there. Yeah. Take all their women.
They wave trying to get true. Peace. The problem with Twitter is that Twitter is actually full of fucking dorks. And why don't Twitter is a fucking dork? And you know who this is. There's always some new e-com. Some fucking nerd who appears. Hey, hey everyone, look at me. And here's my wife who's a fucking four. And I'm making money online. I can teach you how with my course. It's only nine dollars for only nine minutes. You're a fucking bunch of geeks. They're a bunch of fucking nerds. I hate money Twitter. I hate the man.
They're all fucking dorks. The amount of time I click on someone's profile that says six -figure business owner. One, six figures ain't shit. They get a hundred grand a year or something I spend that month on fucking cigars. Two, you're lying. Three, you're a bitch. I just want to get my hands around their neck. I can't wait until I eventually meet one of these dorks. Hey, Andrew. Hey, Andrew, I'm a six -figure. I'm a fucking dork. So straight.
Where's your imaginary money now, you little fuck?
I'm going to strangle him as far as I can with all my fucking human power. And he's just going, eh, eh, eh. Refer to his four wife and he's going to die. And then she's going to come home with me. So you can tell me again about your fucking imaginary internet business. They're all fucking worms. The amount of guys on there who are constantly talking about mindset. Hey, man, you need to really go to the gym. Mindset. If you believe in yourself. You're all pussies. Meet me in the cage. Oh, no, I don't do that. I'm too busy with my Gumroad fucking PDF.
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- What's your choice? - What's your choice? - These are your friends? - These are your friends from Vienna. - Come on, come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on.
And he doesn't care. Yes, Tom.
- Oh.
Man.
What's happening? What's happening is you still have a drink up and finish it. No, that's not finished. Excuse me. This one here is not finished. Here, pass me this drink. Pass that one. This one is not finished. Sorry. And who didn't finish it? Was it you? Was it me? Was it? It was fresh food. Drink up. What is this? Drink it. Finish it. Do we have more food?
Another one. That's cute. Another one. That's the boo. Finish!
All eyes and you, Luke. Drink your booze. Let the camera hear the slurping sound. From the back of the cup, not the front of the cup.
Exhale the air. Inhale the booze.
Two pig, two more. Let's go.
What do you mean? I know what you just said and I kind of know what you mean. But you can repeat it for the camera.
No.
He knows what he wants for breakfast.
Where in
before me.
Good.
We don't need to talk to the- No! There's no bar movies, it's the morning!
Yeah?
That's why it's empty. Good morning. Are you open?
You open?
that bars closed
Ah what time is it?
What time does it open?
doesn't
Oh.
Okay, it was open last night.
Upstairs, for coffee.
- Okay. - Alright, cool.
- All right, so you serve alcohol and drink, sir?
No.
- Not pleasure. - Not pleasure.
No problem. No problem, bro. I'll find a bar in the same time. We live in a civilization of tea.
Yeah.
Well this is, look, I'm from a country called Romania, where at any time of any day I can pour some booze, you can afford for me.
This hotel is $1,000 per room per night.
I'm going to do this.
No booze, no. Isn't it Sunday?
I think that's probably why.
Morning.
The cars are okay?
The cars are okay, no problems.
with the cars in the parking. So you wouldn't let me have vodka for breakfast? No. Instead you want to ride around on horses. Yeah. It's nice isn't it? It is quite nice. You have to admit this is very nice. But if I had a nice cold Moscow Mule in my hand, it would make the whole experience. To be honest, I think this has made me an alcoholic. It's actually a nice big beer. Yeah. It would be very good. It would be. Like we had in Prague. Exactly. Those liter beers, you've been drinking every day for one each, nine days. I know. I know. It might become an alcoholic. It's a good start. It might be the beginnings of the end. It's the beginning of the end. It's the beginning of the day.
of the beginning. I'm fine, I'm still alive. It's true. I'm 32. You've got at least nine years left. Nine years of boozing. Boozing. No, but this is very nice. Vienna's much better than Prague. - Fantastic. - Vienna's better than Prague. Because the tourists who come here are more sophisticated. - Yeah. - Prague is full of assholes. Full of cunts. Yeah. And Vienna's beautiful.
coffee coffee lame lame where's his beer our driver drinks beer your driver drinks beer they go over there we take a short cup nice nice that is nice we have got the best driver we do coffee boy over there we do have the best driver and he say it is impossible also crazy crazy driver he was my teacher
Really? Yeah. You could teach him a thing. Yeah, you could. Took the shortcut.
Thank you.
Much better than Prague.
You would though, because you're in pink. I think we'd stay here forever.
We need some Nike shoes.
We need Nike shoes and we need to go to visit Haley's Comet. It can all cover our faces.
we can wear the same uniform so we can travel to space. - This doesn't mean anything.
What do you mean Nike shoes? That would teach Luke a lesson. We'll all go on the same Nike shoes and we're going to cover our faces and we're going to go visit Eggman's Connolly.
Yeah.
What comment?
Amy's comment.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Yes, you do.
I doubt.
Cover our faces. Why?
Because you have to.
- Well, it's the only way to go.
There's only way to go up there.
I know you guys aren't serious, because if we wanted to get to space, it'd be like a rocket ship, not...
Nike shoes and covering our faces.
Exactly.
Why are we in Vienna, in the Park Hyatt Hotel?
It is a very nice hotel.
Might be the nicest hotel I've ever been in.
I'm sure it is.
I think the nicest everything you've ever done is because of me. Everything you've ever done is nice, does I pay for it?
Look at that! There's a fucking gold thing right there. Why?
You pick up a phone and they bring food and drinks.
It's fucking weird.
Thank you.
You are the Jägermeister? Yes. Why do you know German? I don't know. And what are you asking for? Stop knowing German. What are you asking for? I ask for Jägermeisters. No. Stop ordering things in German. So we're staying in a hotel that costs a thousand dollars a day. Per room. Per room. And we're doing beer and hot dogs by the roadside. And Jägermeisters.
What is this? You know what it is. Why are you asking me? It's Sunday. We've been boozing nonstop for over a week. Lori speaks German, so he decides what we have. Drei, zwei, eins.
I don't know.
This doesn't mean anything, it's fake language.
I suppose French is real, is it?
And then it comes in a bottle of poison. This is what poison, if you had poison, you bought it.
This is the bottle it would look like. Exactly.
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Never lunch, man.
Rory stop speaking German. Why? Because I'm not sure he does speak German. I think it's bullshit. Yeah, this is nice bullshit
And...
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What are you doing here?
We call it called Baby Hens.
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Thank you.