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Good shot there from Tate!
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Luke, finish your beer. You're embarrassing us. We're all finished. Finish your beer. Tristan. Yeah? I do fresh. What's the mess?
Wonderful. Cheers, guys. What? What's happening? Luke, nobody likes us. What did I say? This is going to be an endurance event. This is a liter of beer. No, it's a liter and a bit because you haven't finished this one. A liter? I didn't even know. No. I didn't even know that they made it. There's a
We don't care. We don't care.
I didn't know they made these. Why do they mix that over ice with a piece of lime? Very nice. Very nice. Is it? Over ice with a piece of lime. Try it. Very nice. It's still a bit lime. Over ice.
It's still horrible. You sound like a baby. Why don't you grow up?
what's happening you have a beer that you haven't finished and the next beer is already arrived all up the hair which is that one
you couldn't even finish you being that was roaring on me you've finished yours
- Baby beer. - Come on, baby beer first. - Baby beer for Luke. - Baby beer. - And then you move on to his big bar. - Baby beer. - I'm just gonna quit to the bitch out. - Watch his French. - Sure. - I quit, I quit. - What is it? - I surrender, I surrender. - It's not a cup of tea, Luke. Can't sip it. - It's all of it. - Come on, Luke, let's go.
Thank you.
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I'm surrendering. No, I'm done. Everyone likes you, Luke. So far everyone likes me. Everyone likes you. I don't think you guys like me. No, everyone likes me. I think nobody likes you. Oh, nobody likes you. Then we can bet.
Why have you got beer in your glass?
I never liked you. You wouldn't care.
Everybody who doesn't like you care. I didn't get four beers. Yeah, I believe. I believe. And somebody likes this room. Wonderful.
Tristan. Why? Because, in case you didn't know this about me, nobody likes me. And I don't care.
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a little something he's been working on. A little something I've been developing. Try Luke yourself.
I'm residing in room 772 and I've realized that I do not have a razor and nor does my companion.
So,
We also need a toothbrush. Is there anywhere you could be...
- It's a good brush and a good face.
for the razor, I will double check. I think we have also something for the one. That would be fantastic. Let me check with the housekeeping, and I'll confirm you for the razor, okay? Fantastic. Thank you very much. Have a great day. Two toothbrushes and two razors would be splendid. Sure, sure. Thank you. Thank you very much. Goodbye, sir. Goodbye.
Got him, didn't I? Got him. That is a bit apart.
He was not expecting... I don't know what accent that would be, though, Rory. I don't really know.
Yeah. Just did it. It was good though. It was good. It was good. He fell for it. He thinks that's normal. Yeah. He's like, shit.
If I had spoken my normal voice, they wouldn't care. Yeah. He's a carnage punk. Yeah. He's got his fucking... Now ring your back. Alright.
Hello. Hello.
You're a superstar. Thank you very much for your help. Highly recommend it. Thank you so much. Goodbye now. Yeah, he fucking fell for it. I was sending two raises, two toothbrushes,
right now nice if I had said you know I mate forgot my razor on a toothbrush can you help me out? There is a shop down the road. But if I said it hello sir yeah we better help this old country he's got money yeah it's true. They're gonna go to the car upstairs I'm gonna get them. We got them. We fucking got them. Ladies and gentlemen
We got him.
So the rotary wouldn't start this morning. We managed to get it started. Had a flat battery. None of us have any fucking phone signal for some reason. So we can't turn this car off because we just started it. And none of us have GPS.
So fuck knows. I was going to try and get on a motorway and head to Italy. Just follow the Italy signs and hopefully it gets us to the right place.
adventure with a never ending series on Fortune Mx. That is actually what it is.
It could be worse.
I am an A4A spider in Monaco. Complaining.
As Chainlink goes to the moon makes me a hundred thousand dollars a day.
Nobody likes us. Nobody likes us. We don't care. We don't care.
*Mario's music*
I think I couldn't drink three cups of lemon juice. It's lemon juice. No you wouldn't. I'm saying you haven't got lemon juice. Lemon juice is super horrible. This is zero percent hard. This is not a flex at all. It's lemon juice. Why are you drinking? This isn't for drinking. It's for lemon juice. I'm eating lemon juice. Why is it going to get heartburn for no reason? Why would you do that? That can't be pleasant. It might kill the coronavirus though. Which is prevalent here in Italy. That was easy I could tell. Let me tell you something.
Well, Luke can't even finish his normal fucking drink. I'm actually the seven styles of shirts, Carlos. I'm out of now. 4,000 years I trained. Well, you didn't do shit, but not exist. Like a homo. I was doing push-ups. You don't forget your fucking lemons. Of course fucking of coke. When's the last time you lived in a mystical world? Thank you very much. Amazing. Thank you very much. Thank you.
In fact, can you bring us one more of these? One more? Yes, if you could. Yes, please. Thank you. You're up.
We're going to start scudging. What were you about here? Oh, look at the talisman. No, no, no. What did you drink?
This is stupid. I don't want this. Can I put vodka in it? No. Can I put vodka in it? Downing lemon juice. This is the life we live. We're millionaires in the land. This is so pathetic. Downing lemon juice.
Lemon juice. Vitamin C, it's good for you. Makes it strong.
I can do a whiskey chug, that's easy. Bullshit. Lori? I don't want it. It's no longer about wanting it.
Lemon juice. It's just lemon juice. Yeah, it kind of started some bullshit now. It's just stupid. It's a stupid game we play.
- I'm glad we cleared up. - You need vitamin C. Ha! It's good for you. And Luke knows who this is for. Yeah. When did this become a thing? I've got a heartburner to do. - Drink up. Come on ladies. No, no, no, no. That's cheating. I wasn't allowed to. - Yeah, this is for me. Come on. Suit up. Give me the phone.
It's not hard. It's not hard. It's easy bro. It's easy. I expect it to be hard. It's not hard.
It's a bit sour. Why is it always twitchy? Don't worry. Come on. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Why don't we grow up? You grow up your prick. Our average age is like 29. You realize that. Now we understand. That was not nice. Nobody likes us? Nobody likes us. We don't care.
What are you complaining about Rory? What the fuck? Cucumbers, cucumbers. Yeah. Interesting.
You want me to drink a gin and tonic with a bit of cucumber? No. I want you to drink plant milk.
What do you want to do? Eat the cucumber. Yeah. Helpful. Rory, it's very nice with the cucumbers. Everyone tells you cucumber tastes enough. Actually, it doesn't actually taste enough.
It's all psychological, Rory. I think it is. But now, maybe I've opened a couple of times. Yeah, you're retarded.
It's like 99% water. Yeah, I know but we're like 75% I bet we taste like shit.
I like those galiciais, who wants to look like socks? I like going to the cooler, I put wax all in my watch.
*Train*
To the force that war forces.
So where are we? Lake Como. Lake Como.
I don't know if it's the closest of places in the world. What the fuck are you doing here? I don't know. Why do they let me in? Why do they let you in?
Why is your life one year? Go back to that. Fuck off. Bro.
Thank you.