0:30.22Good shot there from Tate!

0:36.42you

0:39.09So they look so they're being made.

0:40.61I never said this. I'm old and slow. Watch my cage fight and go, yeah.

0:45.09But you know, you're old.

0:47.52You're slow. Start coming in half, save you.

0:51.45- It's not true. - Yeah. - This isn't true. I've never said this. - This is not true. - I've never said this ever. - Yeah, Luke thinks you're gonna beat me up.

0:56.79Why would I ever say this?

0:58.56So if somebody would be referring to the American

1:00.45with scuba diving.

1:03.90He said to scoop that guitar in front of him.

1:05.82You did say that you were a screwdriver.

1:08.76You swim like a fish and sting like a bee.

1:11.16I've never said this.

1:12.84This is fake news.

1:15.11Thanks.

1:15.48Thank you.

1:17.34So good to offer so much of scuba diving safety.

1:22.75Shit.

1:30.09*BANG*

1:32.84Thank you.

1:34.34*Dunner*

1:35.55-

1:38.40Thank you.

1:39.62Thank you.

1:40.28Thank you.

1:41.85*BANG*

1:43.68*BEEP*

1:46.32*BANG*

1:46.70- -

1:50.36*Gunshot*

1:54.42*sweep*

1:58.17Okay.

1:58.80Thank you.

1:59.78*Drums*

2:02.55Thank you.

2:03.43*BEEP*

2:10.62*BEEP*

2:10.74- -

2:12.05- Thank you.

2:13.88*clap*

2:14.28- -

2:18.30.

2:18.98Thank you.

2:19.52- -

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2:23.82- - *Ding *

2:25.59*Ding*

2:30.48*BANG*

2:30.54*BANG

2:30.78- -

2:36.10So Rory quit ordering Domino's, so I had to.

2:40.63Rory, what do you have to say for yourself?

2:42.24I haven't quit. I just order Domino's for myself in secret now.

2:46.41He quit.

2:47.25There's no more dominoes. I came to the house. I asked Roy for dominoes. He said, I can't.

2:50.85and

2:51.90Thank you.

2:52.53Well...

2:53.72the bend.

2:54.93So that's the man.

2:58.74Tristan, why did Rory stop ordering Domino's?

3:03.36Tristan!

3:04.95You won't begin yourself.

3:07.08Is it because you want to kill yourself, Rory?

3:09.77Is that why I have to order Domino's now? Am I the Domino's man?

3:13.56Thank you.

3:14.37Did I do that?

3:17.26So I'm now the Domino's man. I'll carry on your great work, Rory.

3:24.29I'll carry it on.

3:26.16I'll carry on the legacy.

3:29.09"Ah, they fucked me."

3:34.61First thing. Can I make with you? I'll stand up though. Thank you so much.

3:46.31Thank you. Thank you. Have a good time. Thank you. Have a good time.

3:53.45So you guys are super famous. Yeah. He said oh wow like he met Jesus Christ himself. We are Jesus Christ. I wish I filmed that part.

4:01.91Jesus. I am Jesus. Like Jesus returned in a Christian song. I'm Pimp Jesus. Pray to me. I was going to say something that can't be allowed on Take Confidential. Most of our life isn't allowed on Take Confidential. If you're watching Take Confidential and you think we're having so much fun, it's about 20% of what we actually do. The other 80% can't put on the internet. We cut it out. People will cry their eyes out because it's too much fun. We have too much fun. It's true. We live the best lives ever. Way too much fun. The perfect life.

4:36.37I'm sorry.

4:44.56*Sings*

4:47.98*Clears*

4:51.41*thud*

4:54.60Is it actually an emergency this time?

4:57.34This time, it's an emergency. Is that possible? This time, it's an emergency. Could it possibly be an emergency this time? If someone knows, this time, it's a real emergency.

5:07.16It's not. It's probably Domino's, isn't it? Although it's too late for Domino's. And it's a mid-year-old.

5:12.03Call emergency. Wait, Rory emergency me. Rory, apparently it's actually an emergency. And who says it's emergency? Why do you don't have plans?

5:21.14Because I was back there there. Something called an emergency. What do we do? Get dressed in an emergency. Who knows what's going on? It's true. Can't get dressed in an emergency. You might need a pass in an emergency to be...

5:30.61- Not pants.

5:32.39It's a meeting.

5:33.49Yeah.

5:34.60Right.

5:35.40So...

5:36.51What, kill ourselves?

5:37.96I know you did. I get you non-notifications on your trades.

5:42.03Before we get into that. What? Before we get into why we did that, let's discuss. What you did. No, let's discuss that. Ferrari almost killed me.

5:49.64Ferrarian was killed after I stopped at Monasteries for two hours.

5:53.79in a place of God.

5:55.85Now, if I didn't go to that monastery, I wouldn't have been in a dangerous situation. That's not true.

6:00.12That is true. That's 100% true. Yeah, God did say it, didn't he?

6:04.59My, my, me surviving that scenario was basically a miracle.

6:10.26Okay. So which one is it? Was God trying to kill me or was God trying to show me that he's bestowed me with powers? You know why I had my car crash, don't you?

6:20.97A picture of Jesus fell off the guy's hood and he went to pick it up and drove off his head. Everyone knows what God is like here. You're a con. What do you mind me? Did God try and kill me? Is this an emergency meeting? Yes! You're not.

6:32.70I'm confused in my mind and I can't decide that I believe I'm gone or not. So what I've decided... That is kind of an emergency. Exactly. Because of the scenario I've just given you. So what I've decided is

6:42.06"to clear my chakras,

6:44.64What I need to do is... He sold a bunch of cryptocurrency. He's about to buy something. What? I get an email notification on those trades. He sold $500,000 worth of cryptocurrency. Why? Why? Why do you buy more? That's more expensive than him. He drew it to his bank account. What car would that be? He's buying something. I decided...

7:02.01to clear my chakras.

7:03.39And to do that, I need to have no possessions.

7:06.87So I wanted to give all my money away, and then I realized I hate everybody. So all I can do is spend it all.

7:11.83So starting from tomorrow morning, 7 a.m.,

7:14.85I'm spending money as fast as I can possibly think.

7:19.31to spend. We have much more than half a million dollars. Exactly. This is week one.

7:24.80I'm spending money as quickly-- this is going to be the best YouTube series. No one else on YouTube can afford to do well. I'm going to bankrupt us in real time.

7:32.55for YouTube.

7:33.57every single week.

7:35.04I'm gonna cash shit loads of crypto and do stupid things. Don't worry, it's all planned. Tristan, let's allocate Catherine the Indulgist to put together the most crazy Kate Confidential episodes

7:47.54ever.

7:48.41Fucking nuts. Let's try and buy tickets to the moon. Let's fucking rent pirate planes, a boat. Let's go completely insane to take competition.

7:56.70Thank you.

8:03.91Thank you.

8:06.25Bing bang bing bing bing. Party plan. 7am tomorrow morning.

8:10.89I'm not buying a car. I'm not going to have cars. I'm not going to buy anything. If I buy things, I have things. If I do things, I have nothing.

8:20.25That does make sense. Which is what I deserve to have. God tried to kill me.

8:25.83Either he tried to kill me and he wants to be dead or reward me that I now have miraculous powers.

8:31.06Either way, I need to do something to clear my chakras. Everything you spend.

8:35.70and that thing that you've booked tomorrow, I have access to your email. I get your emails, I get the confirmations, but I'm not telling these cunts. Wait, Tristan. No, I'm not telling these cunts. Wait, is it fun? 7 a.m. tomorrow. I don't, I trust you. 7 a.m. doesn't sound fun. The spending begins. I wondered why you did that. Now I understand. We're getting warned.

8:54.53Wait, what? So this is actually an emergency. The first time ever.

9:00.20Good night, Ruse.

9:01.32Thank you.

9:02.68Thank you.

9:03.68Wait, but why don't we get... Tristan, you can tell us though. He's gone. Have we got any gin? We don't need gin.

9:10.27We need gin and tonics. Shit, what if it's unlimited gin and tonics? Yeah, what if we spend on gin and tonics right now?

9:17.14$500,000 worth of gin tonics? Or $500,000 worth of Domino's. But why would that be 7am?

9:22.35Maybe that's what Andrew is doing. I doubt Sodomino's opens at 7:00. He's all Domino's franchises all over Booker. No, but then he owns stuff.

9:28.76I know you. Yeah, I'm sure you said he did one. So was it the Domino's or the G&T's? Maybe he just pulled the pizzas.

9:34.56Which one of us was right? I know what he's doing. Jayden.

9:37.51im... i... im... alright give us a clue! wait till tomorrow, see you later! goodnight! we must fucking leave! this is bullshit! goodnight!

9:44.58Hey, that's my water. I brought it in.

9:47.09Who paid for it?

9:48.43Luke, do you know anything? I know nothing.

9:52.20I didn't even know anything happened.

9:54.21I didn't know that affected him like that. I was about to go to sleep. And now it's called in 7am.

10:00.23Bro, it's already midnight. It's past midnight. It's bullshit.

10:08.75And then all of a sudden they hear "Imagine me in! Imagine me in!" And then they shout when he's not wearing pants, when they shout when he's not being in the room, "I can't win!"

10:16.38It's true.

10:18.86So 7am. 7am I guess.

10:21.97Let's do this. Luke! Why are you excited? What if it's just- it could be unlimited G&Ts. Rory! I don't trust them at all. I just accept it. Life might be over. Whatever. Let's just go. Let's do this.

10:34.24*thud*

10:39.84So Tristan you're lying to me. You see your shoes. Yeah. You ever heard the lyric?

10:46.04and 50 cent

10:49.04Holler at a hoe till I got the bitch confused.

10:51.41She's got on paid less.

10:53.78I've got an alligator shoes. I'm wearing gator shoes.

10:57.41What's my job? PIMP.

11:26.10Hey.

11:26.35Thank you.