Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
Bye.
I am a stone cold.
loser.
You're not...
Mm.
Stone cold. You've been saying this all day, it doesn't make sense.
It makes sense.
Yesterday in the...
Spirit of having my party full of girls. I might all the girls I know and
And they start talking to each other.
Thank you.
I'm a so cold loser. Tristan accidentally created the worst mental disaster in the history of humanity.
Basically, it was like an avalanche.
All the anger and hatred for me piled up throughout the night, until I was relaxing in the jacuzzi with my 60th drink.
I mean, it all exploded. Do you remember the tsunami?
I remember part of the tsunami. I remember the end. I think that's what happened yesterday. That's what happened yesterday. But worse. First to create the worst natural disaster in the history of humanity with girls. They all were all mad at me. You were having sex with all these girls. Why did you invite me?
And I was like, well,
you're all equally as invited as the other one.
Anyway, it was a disaster. I'm a stone cold loser.
Stop filming me. I'm too depressed.
You're not.
Hello?
What do you mean we're not going? We're not going where? Say the name.
I think we should go. Tristan Mamaya.
Doesn't it sound good?
Amaya.
- It smells like a lot. - Malaya. - Mamaya. - Tristan, we can go there and stop losing.
You've been drinking for three days. Yes. Three days. Of nonstop boozing. Nonstop. Stop it.
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop. There's no music. Listen, let's go to Mamaya. There might be music of Mamaya. Exactly.
Ah.
Find out who you like in your movies.
Thank you.
The devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal.
*laughs
*
Thank you.
Okay.
I'm going to Alabama. I keep telling you by the way. Now you can record or not.
I keep telling you I'm on road to Alabama. I feel like my troubles will be...
- You're not going out that way. - I'm going to smile. - There's nothing for you.
There is, but... There's not...
That'd be very boring. I can hang out with Thompson Cox. Angel, go. I'm serious.
I'm talking about life here. Teresa said he was in charge of weekends. Let's find out what we did. Are you staying home? Are we going to a restaurant?
Thank you.
Am I supposed to be scared? I do the most everything. Do you want to add an Alabama hot pocket?
It's probably horrible.
Hey. Hey. What are you doing? Knew it.
Probably can't go on take confidential, can it?
No, I think they can blur it out.
Oh.
Yeah. Well, if anyone knows what it is, I don't.
*laughter*
so we're all good amazing
one of the colleagues.
Rory, who was it?
- Rory.
- Sorry. - Why do you do this?
Yeah, for delivery life. No.
What? What now? Oh, not allowed a bit of pizza on a Friday night.
You have dominoes every single day. Well, I was going to have it yesterday. You- Trista beat me and took it off. That's what I mean. We're trying to stop this.
Who's trying to stop what? We're trying to stop the Domino's inflow into this house. We! We, everybody! Who's trying to stop?
Why do you think you got kicked out yesterday? Fuck, get in the fuck out! Fuck, fuck, get in the fuck out of my party! Fuck you! Get him out! Get him out! Fuck him! Get the fuck out! You, you, and your fucking dominoes! You're fucking stupid! Get the fuck out! Why are you trying to ruin my party? Are you out of your fucking mind? Fuck off! Fuck off! Come on guys, get in! Fuck this guy! We need him outside! Yeah, Rory's a cunt, isn't he? Fuck him!
Yeah
Yeah, what you doing? Order fucking Domino's!
Come and talk in boys.
Thank you.
is enough for everyone.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, I'm not okay, so we're not asking.
Doesn't it look delicious? It does smell good. Does it not look delicious? Tell me it doesn't look delicious.
It does look quite good. It looks pretty fun to do or something. Yeah.
Look, look at this. Oh, look how many ingredients on it. Oh, look at the stuffed crust.
Jesus, get in there. Get right inside there.
- Thank you.
Rory, it's actually every day though. It's literally every single day. Every day.
so it's that
It's gonna kill you one day, but isn't life gonna kill me one day anyway? Yep. So you may as well eat your fucking pizza. May as well enjoy it.
- No, man, you're probably not sure.
I think we can all conclude this is Luke's fault. How is this my fault? It's Luke's fault.
Kind of you're from the weekend.
Look.
Maybe you're a strong person. I'm a big fan of working on a man.
Thank you.
Is Andrew going to suggest going to Mamaya? Yes. That is his plan. Yes, that's the plan. We're all going to Mamaya. I'm not going. We are. I'm not. Hours and hours and hours of traffic to sit in the ugliest seaside in front of my road. I'd rather go to Brashawai or other places I need to be. But it'll be fun. Nope. But Mamaya, that's where everyone wants to go. Have fun. But that's where everyone wants to go. Good, go. Have fun. No, but you're a part of everybody. No, I'm not. You are. Are you a person? No, I'm not. Are you a person? No, I'm not. Are you a person? No, I'm not.
of the human race are you human all right he might actually not be human but everybody including non-humans wants to go to my Maya everyone watching this right now would love to go to my Maya they all would love to go
You can't make me.
I propose we go to Vamba Veche. No.
Everyone I've ever asked about it says it's shit. And it's fucking Saturday. I'm not burning my Saturday. You have to go. You have to get a fair trial. If you don't go on a Saturday, then everywhere's shit. Saturday's not real. We've got to go. And we've got to know conclusively. It's definitely shit. You can go. And we never go. But Tristan, we need you. No, you don't. See ya. We do. You're the famous one.
I was gonna say Mamaya, but that's even worse. I'd rather go to Mamaya and your chances of convincing me to go to Mamaya are 0%. We had a rule. Don't say Mamaya to each other. I'm not saying Mamaya, I'm saying Vamavecchia. Oh, the crappier one. I don't know, is it crappier one? Yeah, it's families. It's Black Sea for families. It is. It's Black Sea for families. I don't know what stories you've been watching. All the clubs, all the stuff with the young people, or anyone with monies in Mamaya. It's a fucking...
It's your families and shit. Restaurants. Same corn. Shit.
Maybe it's not. Maybe it's a secret gem.
Tristan, give me the secret gem. I'm going to buy us more cookies while you convince Tristan. Convince Tristan. I'm unconvincible. Fuck you. Tristan. No, we're going. Why? It might be the best place in the world. Happiness might be there. Did you go see the party I had in my own house? Yes. Yeah, yep. But maybe. Maybe, just maybe.
where happiness is. - If you don't, I'm gonna sit at home with all the shutters up and the gates open. - Look.
- Tristan, there genuinely might be happiness there. We can't know for certain until we've been. - Yes, I can. - No, you can't. - I know this country better than all you motherfuckers from this table. I'm not going. - But have you been there before? - No. - So, there could be a secret pool of happiness. - Nope. - Hidden. - Nope.
It could be though. It's very possible. So you're going to live your life behind the gate? Yeah. He's scared of happiness. I'm under siege. He's scared of happiness. So we need to flee the town. See ya. With you. We need to flee the town with you. Yeah.
I know Tristan's thinking it now. It would be fun. Come on, go ahead. We could leave.
Sand between your toes. Yeah, sand between your toes. Sand's shit. It's an ugly beach. We're going. Is the beach actually ugly?
It's called the Black Sea. Alright, don't be racist. Yeah. Come on Tristan.
Archer, so what if we could rename it the White Sea? You can't put that on YouTube.
A few moments later. I could sit here for an hour and listen to how terrible it is. Is it shit? Is Vama Vece shit? Is shit? It's like men with long hair and smoke weed. Nice.
Like you.
- Is that Rumpels? - No, it's Wallace. - No, it's Wallace. - Tristan. - Can you turn it down more? - Tristan, can you pass me some Doritos? - Yes.
I almost blew my brain.
Thank you.
And me. Can I have some? What do you mean, have some? Well, if you don't give me some Doritos. Can you pass me the Doritos? Can you pass me the Doritos? They stopped me from killing myself. Can you pass me the Doritos? Rory wants us to pass some Doritos. No, fuck Rory. Yeah, that's how I was digging. I'm going to blow my fucking brains out. Alright.
They are fucking good.
This is the only reason I'm not dead yet. You think? Yeah. Yeah, bro.
Shit. I can only imagine if he didn't pass me those Doritos right there. Something bad could happen. Yeah, I think I'd just jump out the car. I'm probably going. Yeah, going 120.
This looks nice. It does look nice doesn't it? It does. The police don't look very nice. Yeah the police don't look very nice but they never do really look that nice. Although the remaining police are very nice.
Tristan the ocean looks the same as any other ocean. It does. It's the exact same. Black see my eyes. It's not black at all.
Yeah, so I don't know how much has been filmed. We went to Ramaya, Tristan, we were supposed to come here and drive home. Tristan overtook me, went to the expensive part, the expensive beach. And then we fucked off when we came here because I wanted to see it anyway. And it's about as shit as I thought it would be. Yeah. Yeah.
Let's get some food.
*Dunner's doorbell*
Thank you.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*thud*
you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where's Tristan?
We abandoned them.
What do you mean?
right away.
We convinced him to come here eventually.
had something
He laughs.
this
We're about to start boozing.
about look exactly
The moon.
It was hot.
which means we must
Boobs.
It's a sign.
We must drink copious amounts of alcohol.
We must poison ourselves.
to the limit. Can we start now?
you
Just like that.
Shit. Where's the talisman? This makes no sense! What are you-? Blue's no- what? I know!
I don't think I've ever boozed without him.
*laughs*
First time I
This might be my first time, Rory, shit. I don't wanna talk about it, I need a drink. Is this how normal people drink? I need a drink. This must be how normal people drink.
No talisman.
He'd be perfect right there. I can imagine him right now.
*music*