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Good shot there from Tate!
you
They sell their products, restaurants, restaurants, all. This is open by like 5 o 'clock, 5 .30 and goes midnight 12. Weekend is open until full of the hotel. Then they are going to have a meeting. They try to...
They are not in there. Probably...
These people, they are very strong.
some of them have been coming in about 30 years, some of them have got a 50 year old, maybe 3 years old. Ah, so these people who live in the desert are very high level. High level.
I want to try.
These are rocks? No, no. Which are... These are all... these rocks are plants. That's a plant. It's a dead plant. Basically they call it the...
fire bush but they are dead so we stop and meet up other cars let everybody come
*Tonk*
Walk home run for? Huh? Walk home? Walk home.
Could do.
Thank you.
Couple of hoes. Desert hoes. We've got up tinder, see if there are any hoes in the desert.
Amen.
Hey man, get some of those nomadic, camel riding, long sheet wearing, Arabian desert boots. They exist, I've seen them on TV. That's not bad, that's why I do. Yeah, deserthounds.com.
I think people in the desert got money.
- Discounts on spa and dining offers, or you enjoy a cultural experience, with live performances for the whole family. Don't miss the spectacular fireworks display on the 2nd of December at 8:00 p.m. But now it's...
That's amazing.
Okay.
- Is it Jimmy?
Bye.
- Mm-hmm.
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*Ding*
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I know you've got experience bro, I'm trusting you.
Thank you.
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Okay.
*sad*
Thank you.
Bye.
you
It's stuck.
on the...
Mm-hmm.
Why?
- What's up? - Jeep's Jeep?
It's not a land cruiser?
It's not strong enough? The Jeep? It is strong. The Jeep is supposed to be strong. What happened to the fucking Jeep?
The guys are not experts.
Thank you.
*laughs*
*Sigh*
Need a tube called
*Tonk*
No juice.
He can't keep up bro. Not strong enough. He's a good driver. He's experienced. This guy is almost like 15 years. So he can make it work. 22 years. Basically the company they give lead. So if his people get sick I'm going to take over. They don't put car number 2 as a new guy. Yes yes yes.
So 350 people come here, huh? Not your camp, our camp is some other place. We come here.
for the sun loading so we're gonna stop the sun loading here. Good luck bro.
If you could guess last week before you came on our adventures, you had to point on a map where on earth you would be.
Would you be in a desert on the edge of Amman? Hell no. Hell no. Out in Regis. Out in Farley Hill. Cookies and Cream Dumpster. Could be. Lucy Farm Shops. Could have been shooting some music video.
- Where are you?
Where's my face?
Later.
- What is this?
A good day.
Thank you.
Fire!
Turn down for what?
Turn down for what?
Oh, shit.
Let me tell you something about chicken. There are three different chicken dishes in the world.
three different types of chicken you can eat. This is the second one, so
Category one is when white people cook chicken.
That's one. Category two is when brown people cook chicken. I'm enjoying this. Brown people chicken is good.
Category three is when black people cook chicken.
And everyone knows that black people chicken is better than brown people chicken and a hundred times better than white people chicken. That's just a...
a matter of culinary expertise. And I'm right. Don't at me. He ain't lying.
One more!
Woo!
*laughter*
Amen.
Thank you and have a good time!
I'm fucking dizzy. That was like 10 spins. I'm telling you I'm dizzy.
- Yeah.
I would definitely do 11 just to meet you.
well i don't know how many it was well he stopped me i'll spend i could done more
Why
Are you done with me? You heard me like you need to get me? All good. All right. Can you give me five minutes?
You've been in Ferrari today, yeah? Yeah, I don't have one at home, so I'm taking one around to buy.
Nothing wrong with renting cars as long as you admit that you're rented. All you broke boys out there renting cars and taking pictures with them.
this one is rented.
*laughs*
*Sigh*
So old in the car, running tools everyday, driving fancy cars, still don't get my...
We are going to be back in the middle of the road.
Oil money. Oil money, brother. Out here in the fucking sand, digging. Digging. My hoes at home.
locked up i'll basically melt them anyway we all know how i am with the females
inshallah by the way that's christian i don't know what i'm doing
*Mario's voice*
No, it's alright, we'll just open the floor and stand here. You guys look local as fuck! Alright, get a picture.
Best on chance.
so
- Okay, see you later. - Okay, ciao, ciao.
Oh, God.
So,
Thank you.
*Mario plays*
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I feel from down here. Y'all can run all you like.
Not me.
Thank you.
Ain't no need for that. Not in this heat.
Hell no.
Thank you.
I'm not.
Thank you.
We have a hotline truck here. And we have a fence. We were taking a truck to our office as we were before. We were doing a 20th truck at 4am.
support people.
Thank you.
What do you think, man?
I want a vest.
Give him two vests. Two.
You got like a super inflatable one that goes shh
Okay.
extra extra space. - What one that's stab proof? You can take it back to London. - Yeah. They don't listen do they? Told him black man don't do no water shit. Ah! Fucking flies in my ear and shit.
Oh.
Okay.
Well...
Thank you.
Rest in peace.
Speed. This is full speed, yeah? I like this.
Fuck the Corvette.
Fucking hell. It is like the Corvette. The end for there. We go around that point.
That's how many laws are going, right? On the tape first, my promise. So, yeah. I bought the McLaren. Everything was fine. One day I'm driving it. It says suspension control downgraded. Don't know what that means. So I ignored it. Next day, turn it on. It's fine again.
turn it on again. Fucking EBS system fault, mode change fault, all these faults start going off. None of it made sense. So I was like, all right, this car's got to go to McLaren. Bucharest has every supercar garage in the world except McLaren and Romania have Europe wide assist. So they'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe, except Romania. McLaren have Europe wide assist. McLaren will have Europe wide assist. They'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe. It breaks down except Romania. So I spoke to Stuttgart, Germany, which is like three countries away. They'll go through Romania, through Hungary, through
into the top of Germany's law. But they said they'd collect it from the Hungarian border. So I drove nine hours to the border of Hungary from Romania, went to this small town where obviously I had to go fuck because I don't go fuck every town in Romania. So I was like, fine, I'll just drop the car off, stay with her until the car comes back. When I got to the border of Romania-Hungary, I fucking forgot my passport like a dickhead. So I'm all the way there and I forgot my passport. So I call up the delivery truck guy and I said, bro, you need to come into Romania like...
20 meters. There's a gas station either side of the brunder. I'm at the gas station on the side. There's a Hungarian guy who goes, No, I don't like Romanians.
I was like, what? Bro, just 20 meters. I'm not Romanian. I'm American. No, fuck Romanians. And hung up with me. So I was like, what's the story? So you could see the truck, by the way. We were in a gas station and about half a kilometer away, we could see the other gas station with the truck. We saw him.
McLaren guy. I've never had a guy this weird in my life. Complete bullshit. So that delayed me by a day. Went and slammed my ballerina. Came back the next day. And they sent a German guy who wasn't a fucking retard. Picked the car up and took it. And then, to be fair to McLaren, they got it all the way to Stuttgart. Took a day. One day they repaired it. And one day back. So for two days I chilled in this town. Got my car back. Didn't pay anything. And it's been fine ever since. They upgraded the software. I suppose there's a software issue. Oh, jeez. But they're saying there's nothing actually wrong with the car. It's just the car sensors are saying there's things wrong with the car. Wrong parameters. Da, da, da, da. So, yeah.
clearance but in a straight line that car is fucking crazy even though it doesn't go in a straight line yeah even though even though it doesn't great that's the thing with it though it's like it's 50 50 sometimes you put your foot down some rocket ship sometimes you put your foot down you don't go anywhere it's kind of luck do you grip or not who knows roll the dice yeah man but you get used to it you get you when you drive in mcclenn you have to get used to but once you're used to it you know you're kind of you're comfortable it's a different car to drive
I screen everything's very simple. Yeah, good to go. It's like I would say it's like a millennial vehicle. Yeah
So that in the challenge between picking between the Aston and the Lambo and Hurricane the Tate solution is Get all of them because you need to know I drive the Aston most of the time though. I like it the most. If I had to have one car I'd have the Lambo. I'd have the Aston. But the McLaren is the perfect bit on top for when you want to be a psycho.
Yeah, it wants to kill you. It's like the psycho girlfriend you see once a month. Let's spend 300k on something that wants to kill us.
wants to kill you it will let you crash it will 100% let you just pile it into a fucking wall. It won't start. You need a carbon fiber hole so you'll be alright. Yeah, you'll be okay. Yeah, you're a banquet.
Ferrari
Lambo or the Aston
-Prov.
Exactly.
Aston Martin's James Bond Lamborghini's Lamborghini so those two are up here Ferrari never seen a Steven Seagal movie
Fuck Ferrari. Trash.
But there's the CGO, he's in the train, he's doing all this shit before the night hits him.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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- No!
Oh, my God.
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You want me? Oh
- What is this big deal?
Thank you.
*Punch of sounds*
So we're heading to a restaurant that I heard is good.
called the london project whatever it's going to be a bunch of a crack
they market it as high knife crime come inside the knives better be sharp
certain london
I'm going to go downstairs, but I just want to go to myself.
Flexin' on 'em, flexin' on 'em. I been flexin' on the broke boys. Flexin' on 'em, flexin' on 'em. Used to get my money on the block. Came from the bottom to the top.