Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
*music*
Wow.
the big
*Sigh*
Man, we're very rich. That's how we go.
in public statement.
Okay.
I'm here.
Thank you.
Bye.
you
*sad music*
you
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- Thank you.
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Thank you.
I'm gonna do that.
You're still done.
- Thank you.
- Damn, there's something to do with upward downward.
*Dramatic music*
I don't know
I'm up, but I don't recover for your loss. Sure. Ross. Okay, there you won. Have I recovered for your measly loss? I believe so. Have I-?
- I don't have any. - No, you haven't. - Almost restored family honor. If you didn't fuck up there, you'd be rich now.
- Thank you.
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I'm getting a few.
Right.
you
Maybe Steve.
I got my skin.
*sad*
It's going well.
Nice and cool.
patients.
- Okay.
As soon as we get one lay up, literally one lay over what we put in,
I'm taking it.
I don't need mine actually to feel like a woman.
you.
Okay.
Okay.
you
You're winning every spin.
Thank you.
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*Mario plays*
*music*
You can't step to me. Tristan you got out here. Admit it. Admit I've nearly recovered your pathetic losses. I nearly saved the family name.
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to be... going to be like...
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- I'm ready for a car.
*sad music*
It's your fault. See ya.
next time
Next time on Bankrupting, Andrew and me both lost the same amount. Actually Andrew lost double what I lost. So, I'm the real champion.
Normal gangbusters that you have in every single episode is a gangbusters.
*music*
Thank you.
There's no one in the center of the co-culture.
31 degrees.
*music*
*Sigh*
you
you
*music*
I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit. Shit. Business kickboxing.
What?
I'm going to put a light on it.
*sad music*
- Thank you.
*sad music*
Yeah.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
The key is for both of us.
- Yeah.
I think you have a little question.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Good.
*music*
Hello
You have to go fast, G. Show me the power.
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Basically, in case you've watched our series before, we spend all our money flexing on the Broke Boys. Just to upset the Broke Boys, is what we do. Yeah. So I found out I could drive the Broke Boys, even the Broke Boys out of the way. That's happening. What the fuck am I coming here for? The walk? The pussy? Like a bitch? Holy God.
I don't even think we have to collect our own luggage. We're sending broke boys to get our luggage.
Yeah, so quickly, let's bring it one up to speed. So Mike took forever to you every episode, as you knew by the end of the last episode. He was really fucking slow. We were giving the millionaire's life and he took two fucking hours. So he fired Mike.
Those amazing episodes were missed. Yeah, and then I was walking on the street one night. I saw this fucking huge seven foot four dude I
I said, what's your name? - With a camera. - Yeah, he had a camera, and he's walking around, and he had a sign saying, "I wanna do a vlog. "My name's Uncle."
7'4, Rubik's Cube World Champion. So you had to wrestle him to the ground and capture him. Like a Pokemon. Exactly. And now he makes our videos. You can't see what he looks like. He's 7'4, Rubik's Cube World Champion.
That's Runfold.
So Runfold's the new camera guy. And now all our episodes are going to be A, better B on time. Yo, Runfold.
Do some cool edit shit here to show them the power of your editing.
Living in my age is out here getting my life
Do something cool. Yeah, stay fun.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll set you up.
It's not
- Stop, girl.
Bye.
So basically, we've got four open penthouses a mile.
One of the bedrooms is substantially better. And I can actually do a bedroom. I'm not always the smartest. No, I don't care. I found this place. I broke it. Got glass. Got glass. I do want to have glass.
any internet does that you use. You're a coin.
How do you know I'm a coin? Do you have a coin? I'm a coin. What the fuck would I do? You're a broke boy. I'm definitely not. Does Rumpole have a coin? Man, you're a Rumpole. You don't have to say you're a broke boy or not, because he's bigger than me.
But it would be useful.
Any coin of any type?
Boom! English 10p. Alright, I flip, you call it. Let's flip it.
Go on, flip it. Hands!
Okay.
Thank you.
Bye.
Okay.
- Heads! - Heads! Woo! - You got it.
KING FIRE!
No longer. Beginning of the adventure. Alright, let's go out.
I've decided to stop being a stingy punk and saving so much. I tell you I'm a bitch.
Tell us all the life facts. It leads nowhere to the truth. This year, we were looking at all the money we made this year, and we were just like, where is it? We did buy a house, but like, we're missing half a million dollars, at least. That we can't add up to. Like, Ukraine, that was three that night.
- I like this.
*music*
One more guys. Jab and straight. Jab and up the top. One two hook. One two hook, right hook. Jab. Jab and straight. One two. Jab on your head. Jab on your head.
Yeah.
So just finished sparring. I was being a bit nice, you know. Nah, he's good.
But then we've got some bullshit challenge. We're gonna walk to the top of the tower 80 floors up the stairs. I don't know how did this happen?
Someone was talking some shit about walking up the stairs. How did this happen? How did we agree on this? I don't know. We were walking 80 floors. 80 floors to the top. That's the goal. Look at them all doing double stacks and running shit. Just started. 80 floors. I'm barefoot. I don't have any speakers with you. Mother nature is shit. Mother nature is speaking with you. Do you want it? Go ahead.
go faster. It's not hard to regret it.
What's going on? What are you asking? Runfold. Runfold. Runfold. It's going to do it. We're supposed to get to the top. It's flawless. I want to go for it. I'm thinking that after Jesus comes to the earth, we're going to have to go out. Yeah, that's when it's unbearable.
Thank you.
How did this get reformed? I don't know where the stairs were.
Stairs of bullshit. Stairs of bullshit. Sorry for Mr. Fucking Jungle the man.
We're four in the middle from halfway.
This is much harder than usual cardio.
An hour of sex. Much harder than free seps.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm not.
*Rain*
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Oh
The hollowest victory of all. We're at the top. And the door's locked.
- Come on.
How you feeling? Jules fine. Jules probably got a boner. Ready to fuck for 6 hours. Andrew's dead. I'm triple dead. And we're on fold.
- So the tiny penis is set up. - I really have a bag for you.
Wouldn't that be fun? UFC steak eaters meets vegans.
- Fuck you know. - Fuck you. - Because of the other.
That's the last time you've given a shit about an oven. That's some cold hard G shit. Supposedly, supposedly these are the fastest go-karts you can rent. So I'm about to brook you up. My arm falls out of place if I do this. I've got an injury on my shoulder. It's about to lose. I said I didn't want to come. Yeah.
Guys, the GoPro is not working.
You can't fucking film with a fucking iPhone on a fucking go-kart track. You know what? Mike...
Mike fucked up loads, and Mike is here, "Rumvold, you're supposed to be the guy. You're supposed to be the man." Try and turn it off. I'm gonna give you a second. Where is it?
No working? No working.
The GoPro doesn't work.
Did you charge it?
Yeah.
I don't know what I fall. You're lucky you're 7'4", love. You're lucky.
I'm just going to have to beat you at go-karting without it being filmed. And then take you back here with a GoPro that works next week.
So maybe this was all a plan, a conspiracy by you to go go-karting twice. Maybe you're just a super go-kart fan and I'll let that slide. But if next time we come here we don't have a working GoPro.
I'm gonna be pissed.
Yeah.
I'm still ordering A380s, I'm still building buildings, and I'll tell you all about that. I've got jet skiing, but it's 8am and I don't like cold, I don't like the ocean, so I'll
Not that cold. Not gonna be cold?
I'm not cold.
So I'm gonna leave my buddy on these little pelches. Thank you.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Yo, they're fast as shit I
Need gloves though I cut my fingers on the rubber on this bit here
My fingers are fucked up.
but i keep spinning around and look first layer of skin done broke off bruv the is this
that's why black men don't jet ski this is some bull here seven foot on a jet ski and i cut myself black people don't jet ski hell no this i ain't coming back
Nope, not with nobody. Why can't this shit stay still? Why do you keep spinning around?
You gotta do that shit near me, man! Shit, wait! Wait!
Y 'all
Y'all got me fucked up. Y'all got me fucked up. This is some bullshit.
I see it on films, when you get water in your boat you start sinking. How'd I get this shit out?
Goddamn. Y'all got me fucked up.
Oh, my God.
*BANG*
It's a great brand new.
I love to spar with the UAE heavyweight champion, of course. That's what happens when you haven't trained in three years. You come to Dubai, Rob goes, don't worry, I'm not the UAE heavyweight champion for you. Lovely. Lovely. Let's see.
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I'm going to go to the next one.
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I'm going to go.
Wow.
I'm going to go.
so
I'm going to go.
*Loud noise*
*Ballon*
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- Get a second.
*Bad*
*Splash*
I'm sorry.
The first time I was in the restaurant, I was in the restaurant.
*crickets*
Richard, you're out of your network, well I'm missing out. This is just the perfect point.
That's the thing you can probably do. I don't know. Okay. Actual download music. That's sick.
But the fire has no soul.
You know what it is.
I don't have accident realising this about Dubai. And it's fine, but Dubai is expensive. People who don't like it, like the jet skis, three, four, a hundred bucks. You get mass size, three, four hundred bucks. Nice dinner, three, four hundred bucks. You think a thousand a day, to me, to you, it's like, who cares? That's your spending money. But to most of you, a thousand is a month's work. They can't do that in a day. They come to Dubai and they sit around and drink in their hotel room and say Dubai is boring. It's because it's expensive.
have money and loads of people to buy our boat it looks like it's rich but loads of brokers there's a lot of credit cards there there's a lot of examples of people who walk up and they leave with less even though they've been here for extra money years and they take free money they head home with less money we could all swim jump in you know it's all good so this is a good one to jump off you've got to get that footage yeah maybe i ain't drunk i ain't jumping in no more i have a saying oceans are just swimming pools
poor people. You go to the third world country, all the poor people scratch around the ocean. There's no, look, I like my luxury, clear -ass swimming pool. No sharks, no jellyfish, no one shits in it. It's wonderful. It's fair. Yeah. Oceans are swimming pools for poor people. He's had it a million times.
So I probably will not get off the boat.
*Rain and wind*
*Mario plays*
*music*
*BEEP* *BEEP*
*Bang*