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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Yeah I filmed this, this is bullshit. No I'm not. I'm not. Go on, what's the story? What's going on Luke?
So Rory says he's allergic to cucumbers. He thinks they'll kill him. Cucumbers will kill him. They won't kill me. If you want to kill Rory, you just wave a cucumber in his face. And he might die. I don't like cucumbers. You can't be a full grown man and not be able to eat cucumber. Eat the cucumber. Cucumber.
It's not bad. See?
that's what i'm saying there he just cured you you're welcome but if i die it's luke's fault all right deal
I'll leave you both here. - It's your own video. What's happened? The waiter just walked over. He said, "I have this for you from a mysterious girl." Phone number, I assume.
- Thank you.
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I can't read that, can you? I see you. Yeah. And their eyes can't find that. I can't read that. Is that a B or a heart? A-M.
A, maybe.
M-O-C.
She wrote it in lipstick. Yeah. Girls, listen. Girls, if you're in a bar and you see me, can you at least, like, write in a pen? Yeah. Something I can understand.
She could have put the ICU on top and then done the full name here. A big name. Make it much clearer. Like guys.
tell me what that says yes if anyone can guess somebody guess and tell me what it said by then
By the time this goes out, I'll probably know who it is.
Type your guesses in the comment section because I have no idea. But somebody sees me. Yep.
I don't know. Who could it be?
Oh, that's it.
- Not me. - So Tristan, this is how famous you are. - I'm not that famous.
K Confidential is just a great series.
Not that famous. The man who gets notes from waiters.
Well, it's not from the waiter. Alright, it's notes that net... people tell the waiter to deliver secret notes to you. I actually haven't read it. What does it say? It says I see you. I see you. The name I can't read.
Yeah, some name. Happy Lerita.
It says...
but main yeah yeah it's the main oh no no way it's an R can't be an R must be a B or a D
The first letter. First letter is a B.
Seconds the name
Yeah.
Keep going hard
- Okay.
It gets fucked, doesn't it? It's a strange language. Yeah. Why wouldn't they be clear and put that in block capital? That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking. Why would you write it like that? Yeah. I can't work it out.
- Sorry, Tristan, she might not be that intelligent.
Literally, it looks like Spiral's. - Good. Shit.
It reminds me of, you know, Spirograph, which is...
and give some higher looking. Yeah, it's maybe, maybe it's code. I feel like the Tate Confidential people can figure it out. I feel like them with all their knowledge. We have the smartest viewers. We do. We have the smartest viewers. So this is it.
- Hello.
If you can make it out, use computers and science,
to
What would it be called?
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Translate, no translate. Yeah, decrypt? Decrypt, yeah. To decrypt the secret message. We know that's as I see you, that's obvious, although that looks like a J to me. I don't know what type of fuck it is. The S is terrible. Yeah, I don't know what the- oh, that's a cursive S. Yeah. But yeah, it is pretty shit. But then it's the line, it looks like it could also be a D.
It could also be a bad deed.
The eye is terrible. That looks like a J to me. I've never seen anyone put an eye like that.
Is that a bee?
I think it's a B, they did something special. It's a B, but if you turn the camera that way, it's a hard one.
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Ah, Sarong Nagasalatma or something.
- Yeah.
- No, I'm not even going to be here.
Ah, amore? A-M-O-U-R-E? Love, amore.
But why this dot?
Is that the exclamation mark? Yeah, that's the exclamation mark. That's the exclamation mark for sure. What are we? The code break? Yeah, I think I figured it out. Why are we code breaking? I think it might be Amore. Yeah, A-M-O-U-R-E.
No idea then. Anyway. Why are we code breaking a name? It's not a name. It's not that important is it? Secret message, no name. We figured it out. So you know what it is? It could be a plot in our lives.
For all we know. - Could be a massive hoax as well. - What a threat, a death threat. - It could be a death threat.
Someone sees us and we don't know who it is. - Finally. I knew this would happen.
Ah, secret note.
Tristan strikes again. I strike every day. Again, Tristan strikes.
*Mumbling*
Wilts knows Aikido better.
Nobody. No super. You get notes from Hoes. Passed to me. Right, I know the way it will. Do y'all?
Yeah, he is
Thank you.
Not from.
Cool.
One more? One more.
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- I don't think so.
Super famous. I wish I had it all on camera. That's like what number five?
You forgot to
smaller pounds. Yeah.
The rich man from Bucharest.
It's because I flex so hard. - They get flexed on so hard. - Because I flexed so hard. I got so many superpowers with champagne. It's just like, this guy's the king of flex. I have to hang out with him.
My own fault.
I do it to myself. Yeah, you do do it to yourself, don't you?
Flexing too hard.
So I deserve life.
Thank you.
So
So Luke, it has to be spoken about. Tell us what happened. I don't like to talk about it. I just want to go home.
That's all I want. So we were in Luke's Ferrari, and we were driving to another city. Obviously, you can see we're surrounded by mountains.
and we were going to a road that everyone likes to drive on. I forgot the name. Do you know the name of the road? I don't know the name and I don't want to talk to you. Okay, I'm sure that you need to stop filming Rory. I don't care.
What happened Luke? No one cares Rory. Luke's Ferrari broke.
and now Luke's depressed and wants to go home. So what we have done
is we've had to order a truck
and
Andrew offered Luke in return for his Ferrari braking another supercar to be brought here for him. I don't want another supercar. I want the Ferrari to work. So instead, Luke's depression has now caused him to get in the truck and go home with his Ferrari. I am going to go home with the Ferrari. And I'm done talking about this. I'm depressed. You're sure? I should just jump off this, to be honest. But Rory says I might not do it. We're five floors up. I might not kill myself. If Luke survives, then he's just going to be someone in a wheelchair who still can't drive his Ferrari.
Especially when the Ferrari gets fixed. Yeah, and it might just- there's only a warning light. The Ferrari's in limb mode, which basically means the engine won't go over a certain amount of revs. It lost all its ninja qualities. You can no longer be a ninja in that Ferrari. You can just deliver pizzas in it.
So Luke's got no Ferrari, and he's waiting to go home and he's depressed. Yes. Okay, if he jumps, I'll let you all know. Nice.
So let me understand what happened. We were driving. I'm in the Aston. I'm in the Aston. Rory, why do you keep filming this?
He's in his Ferrari and we're having loads of fun on a beautiful day.
and we just get up to the mountain roads, and then I'm like,
Luke's driving slow. I know what happened. So it's the Ferrari bro. The Ferrari stopped working. They decided to make it so I couldn't use it. All's ninja's powers.
It's basically you don't have a Ferrari. - Basically. It's like a normal car. - So you're in the mountains on a perfect summer's day.
and you don't come for it. I don't want to talk about this. Why don't you talk about this? Why do you not have a supercar?
Let's not talk about it. Stop recording. What I've decided to do, Laurie, is...
The truck that's going to take his Ferrari home...
I've decided to bring the S63 Mercedes so me and you can go have fun, and Luke can fuck off with his broken car back to Bucharest.
*Humming*
Shit.
So you can go back to Bucharest with your broken car. Me and Rory are gonna have fun. He's gonna have the six-liter SX3MG. I got the six-liter Aston Martin. We're going off into the mountains.
You can go home with your broken car. And that's what you get.
for being a cop. I know people think supercars are all fun. And they are, until they break. Luke's been threatening to jump off this five-story balcony. I could just jump. I could do it.
Should I?
Would you encourage your cousin to jump in?
100% you have my full support.
It's expensive sunglasses, I lose them.
They do look expensive.
Thank you.
So, what's happening Andrew? Luke's got reverse his Ferrari onto the truck. You mean Luke's broken Ferrari? Luke's broken Ferrari's got reverse onto the truck. I'm driving testing Luke. I mean, obviously I can do it easily. Luke loves his Ferrari so much he can fucking drive a nap in. Got a point. And is Luke staying with us or is he going home? No.
Thank you.
the front
Won't go in the car.
I just scraped me down.
So...
Thank you.
Some jack, lifting it up, trying to put it on rollers.
All because Luke.
decided he wanted to break his ferrari.
Nighttime
Thank you.
What is the time, Andrew?
Time to not be fucking around with cars outside. It's getting late.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How did you do this, Luke? I didn't do this.
I'm not talking to you guys.
So this is super depressing. I came in on a Ferrari and I'm leaving in a truck. Swat.
Luke, what are you doing?
Where is he? Look at the helmet's broken Ferrari. Look at this perfect bend.
This isn't the same as driving a Ferrari, do you realise that?
- Thank you.
it's not the same. These roads are crazy. Can't even get it on camera. I know exactly
is actually the opposite because right now you're not driving a Ferrari.
But I see everything. Basically, Luke's coming. Basically, Luke is missing out. But this guy has a girl next to him. That would never be you.
I'm not talking about it.
See, I remember this feeling. Big time.
What happened to the girl next to you? No.
When's the last time you saw your sister? A few years ago, yeah?
*laughs*
*music*
Thank you.
So,
We're on the Transalpina and we found a restaurant with a museum inside
So I'm guessing this is all the traditional stuff they used to wear and how they used to live. All of Romania makes me feel like I'm living 100 years ago.
Like who are the people up on top of the mountain like with with chipping at stones and shit?
- I mean, it's weird. - It's crazy. - Look at things weird here. - Where's Luke? - He broke his Ferrari. - Broke his Ferrari? - Yeah, I know. It's one of the best roads in the world. He decided to break his Ferrari just before he got here. - But it's like a racetrack in the mountains. - I know, I know. Weird. - Really weird. - Strange. So they've given us some traditional Romanian dish. I think it's goat's cheese over sausage.
Real mountain food, keep you powerful in the freezing cold.
It's cold up here.
It's fun though to drive. Where's Luke? Did he break his Ferrari? Oh yeah he broke his Ferrari yeah. How did he do that? Don't know. Stupid thing to do really. Why did he do that? Of all days to do it. Just before you go on some of the funnest roads in the world.
Stupid.
So what's happened? Luke broke his Ferrari. So now it's straight. Luke, why did you break your Ferrari? I bought the car and he broke it. I was driving on the highway. Okay. And all of a sudden it just said,
The engine performance is limited, so you broke the engine. I think if I buy someone a Ferrari,
- They should look out, don't you? - Yes, I agree. Straight. Come. I'm gonna have to straighten this out.
Christmas.
It's going to have to be a straightener.
Thank you.