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Good shot there from Tate!
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so we're on to the next we're going to london to buy party hats party hats yeah for when joe biden becomes president so we'll never use them we need party hats because joe biden's going to become president he's not he is he's super not you see the last thing he said
of job losses. Listen, it's Joe Biden. The Democrats. Who else are you going to vote for? Racists?
Not my president. Exactly.
Right, so we've just landed in London and literally last night, Romania, for the next 14 days, and they may extend, has banned all flights between the two countries. So now we're stuck out of Romania. We can't go home. We're in England. But they haven't seemed
have banned Sweden so we might have to finish in London go back to Sweden and then go via Sweden to Romania. So that's the beginning of my plan. He worked on it to get us back. Because I have to get back in during the time I'm locked out otherwise I don't win. I can wait and then I don't win. I can wait and then I'm allowed. Nah I'm finding a way. We'll see you guys soon.
were banned from going back to Armenia by air.
We were in Stockholm, we could have stayed in Stockholm, we didn't. We flew here, we had something to do here. By the time we landed, Romania banned all air travel between the UK and Romania for the next two weeks.
We can't be stuck every two weeks because we have to get back to Armenia.
We have your Ferrari, which is getting collected by a cargo truck.
And what we could do is pretend we work for the cargo truck company, because cargo is allowed to travel through France.
and sit in the cargo truck and try and get back that way. But the remaining guys say there's no room for three people in the truck.
We can't drive home.
Because...
You can't get into France unless you're transporting cargo.
So then, I was just looking on the phone, we can fly back to Stockholm on Monday, so another five days to Stockholm, wait in Stockholm till Friday and then fly back to Romania from Stockholm.
But I just spoke on the phone to another guy who said that there's a link, an online link, you can apply to the French government.
for transit papers saying you're going through the country.
So we have to now drive to Essex right now to meet him, get the link, try to apply for transit papers, get your 458, and drive to Romania. Boom. That's the plan. That's the plan.
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- We're living in the realms of the monkey people.
- Let's compete.
- The realm of the monkey people. We're eating traditional Swedish cuisine in Stockholm. It's called a taco. You ever heard of taco before? - I have. - From Sweden. - Tacos are Swedish. - Tacos are Swedish. And we've come here to try and get back into Romania, and we have a flight coming soon. We'll see if they'll let us in.
until then we're in elephant world elephant world and the realm of the monkey people
perfect yes thank you
so they're not laying andrew on he's arguing he's arguing with him right now he has residency and everything they let me buy but um we'll see if he gets on romania really doesn't want us
We'll see. I think he'll do it.
So we made it back.
We did. He gave me loads of shit. He didn't give any shit. Gave me zero shit. Bro, who's that? Well, where's your residence paper? What the fuck are we going to do? Send me back to Sweden? Let me in. Do I look Swedish? We'll see. Okay, you must stay home 14 days. Fuck off. He gave me zero. Did he tell you to stay home? Yeah, he did. Oh, that's not going to happen. Exactly.
We're back. We're back.
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I had no idea that Alexander had done this, but someone just tweeted at me.
Hey, Avru Dan and Talisman, you need to buy Ajax's course, How to Drink More Water, and do his tape speech review.
So Alexander's put a course on Godmode called "How to Drink More Water". I am out of water right now. Are you dehydrated daily? Are your energy levels low? Yes.
Do your joints pop and crack? No, I'm not a whore. You're not living the best life. Bye.
Buying it. Buy it. In this eight-part course, I will instruct you step-by-step how to increase your hydration to elite levels. Buy it. How much is it?
$500 plus of that. Is that it? Buy it instantly. I'm buying the course. You don't need to spend $500.
to show someone how to drink water. How do I drink water or have any fucking water, you cots?
I know they're fucking warm. You say it's fine corn. You say they're coffee.
Yeah, because we wanted coffee. I'm buying the course. You're not? Why? I'm buying it.
- What's it gonna show you? Nothing. - I had to increase my hydration
- To elite levels. - Elite levels, Rory. That is kind of...
It's kind of real. Stop agreeing, you know it doesn't make sense. It's a glass of water. And...
Boom! You bought it. $591.43.
How to drink more water. Purchase.
We're back in the game. We're back in the game. Let me just review the course materials. Please share your knowledge. Please share your knowledge. I'm reviewing the course materials.
Trista Key sent me the course.
Thank you.
No, you have to buy it. You can get discounted. You're not sharing knowledge of us. Look how quickly he started drinking water. Whoa! Alright, alright, alright.
Whoa!
Straight away.
How is that going to work, come on in?
Tristan, please share it.
My joints pop. Alright, alright, alright, I take it back. I want the balls. I want the balls. Best 600 bucks I've ever spent.
Rory, let's go half.
- Halfs? - Halfs. - No skank in his course. It's good material. - But Tristan, I don't-- - I'll give you a discount if you say my name. - It's $500. - But full price. Full price. No halving the course. I'm not sharing the content.
Luke, I'm gonna buy it. No, Rory, half, please. I need it!
I'm not hydrated to an elite level, are you?
I'm not. That's my problem. Stop saying halves. You don't need to say halves. You own a Ferrari. Stop trying to put halves on the course. Yeah, you own a Ferrari. Sell the Ferrari and buy the course. And you are trying to.
See, my friend Alexander,
Out of 300 hard-earned dollars. Just in elite levels? Yeah, elite levels. Yeah.
Do you feel hydrated? I do. I feel wonderful. Best course ever bought. You know, I've always had that problem. I'm buying this fucking course right now.
- You twisted my arm. - Come on, bye.
We can't- so we're all sitting around buying Alexander's horse.
Alright, so I'm going to have to buy it full price. Yes, full price.
All right. So what's actually in the course? Because it says eight parts. I'm curious how
You have to buy it. I've got the course.
Show me what's actually in the eight parts. What's the eight parts straight more?
Tristan, you can't just show them. I've bought the course. See this big button, "View Content" button? That's on my phone. I've purchased the course. So you're not gonna show me? No.
You want the fucking course, buy the fucking course. Like I did.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Tonk*
Like, are you actually buying the course? I need to know. I'm a little bit thirsty. There's no water on my table. What choice do I have?
It's a good point. You don't want to die of thirst. I don't want to die of thirst.
So I basically have to buy it now. Andrew, will you show me after you buy it? No. You have to buy it. Full price. All right. Tristan, come on. No. No, I won't show you guys. Me and Tristan are the secret stuff. Elite level hydration.
and you're going to be a nobody.
Thirsty but stiff.
I'm going to do both of the course now.
Are you actually buying the horse?
Tristan, sometimes in life, you have to do the right thing. You do. You do.
It's a great course.
Was it worth it? Honestly, honestly, all jokes aside,
before you enter your car dealers.
Best force ever of all.
Second, it's a great course.
do the capture
Nice.
verify i'm a real person why would you think i'm not a real person like this
and
Done.
You've also bought the course. Course bought.
Perfect. Now we need you to have the secrets to elite level hydration. Wait, you guys can't?
You don't have it and you don't have it. You fuckers are gonna stay thirsty. Me and Tristan have elite level hydration tactics.
Now we're gonna leave the cunt.
Best $1,200 in the best place. I haven't even drunk any water and I'm already not thirsty.
It's already hydrating me.
I'm already hungry. Wait, what's in it?
You can't know unless you buy the course. Woohoo! This is a good course. You don't thirsty anymore. This is a good course. Can you just give me like the first part? No. No.
the opening note
Nothing? Nothing. Pictures?
You want the course, buy the course.
I don't have the money.
And that is not my problem. It's raining outside. Go stand underneath the rain. Plenty of hydration out there. I'll be getting...
- Hi there. - Standing in the rainbow of love. - Standing in the rainbow of love. - In a cigar lounge.
If standing in the rain isn't in the courts, that's a waste of time. It can't be that good.
It is good. Maybe they just give us a part of the course. It is good. Yeah, show me then. It was that good. It is good.
Show you. Show you elite level hydration. Alright guys, come on. I'm going to leak some of the course material. Come on guys. This might be worth it. Yeah.
I'm going to leave.
Hey Jack, look, I'm sorry.
I'm putting some of your course material
into my vlog.
But the thing is, Alexander, in eight parts,
teaches all the secrets
to elite level hydration.
Now have you seen that man?
I have. No, I have seen that man.
Wrong.
- Yeah.
Hydrated individuals! I think I'm starting to understand how he got that way.
- Are we total hydrogen?
Tristan, that can't be in the course.
Is that a part? This can't be a part.
I'm not a part of it yet.
It's raining. I'm in a pool. I am hydrated. It is raining. It's genuinely raining. It's super hydrated. Chris is more qualified than Andrew right now.
Tristan's read the whole course. Is this the eighth part?
I've got- I'm not telling you!
But look, just look at me. Do I look hydrated?
He does look fucking hydrated.
Is this what elite level hydration looks like? Elite level hydration.
Elite level.
Tristan, please, just show you at least part one. No.
Tristan, I'm thirsty.
*sad*
Hydrager.
My joints crack all the time.
Look how hydrated I am.
You must buy your identity in his house.
You're leaking hydration. If you think it's nothing to do with Alexander's course
And I'm just beating him pretty high. He looks super-- he's leaking hydration.
That's a leak, no wonder.
I must admit, fully leveled.
That's lovely. And it's all thanks to Alexander Cortez.
Check out the courts.
- Thank you.
All right, Patricia, can you show me the course?
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Please stop. Bye. I really want to see it.
To loyal.
We got him.