Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
Rory, the world has to know the truth.
that fun.
Thank you.
We're addicted to Domino's. We keep eating pizzas. One pizza each. And that's for breakfast.
Well, we haven't eaten anything else today. We haven't, but we're going to.
True. I know us.
Every day when I wake up I say to myself, I'm not going to order dominos today.
And I get down, I do my emails, I do my shit I need to do.
within about an hour, I say, hmmm.
What can I eat? And the first thing that comes into my mind
It doesn't even taste good anymore. What got me today was this is how advertising can be very effective.
in the market.
What got me today was as soon as I mentioned Domino's, and thought about Domino's,
I went online and the first time I'd seen him
My phone's bought it now.
The first thing I've seen was an adverb.
for Domino's and that tipped me over the edge. The delicious
Bubbling cheese in the picture got me.
And here I am, now eating it, and it's not half as good as it looked or smelled.
I can't stop eating.
It's not even good.
I feel sick. I feel sick for you. Every day, I feel sick.
It's given me a bellyache but I just want to eat more.
I know, I really want the fucking cookies because the pizza is not happiness. And I've eaten four slices.
Yeah.
So we keep forgetting to film things. So nothing in Take Confidential makes sense. So the car broke, and we got the train, and the train broke. Yeah. Now we're here.
About 100 kilometers from the nearest paved road. Yeah high up in the mountains and you're drinking whiskey and
I always carry personal whiskey.
None of this episode makes any sense. It literally won't make sense to anyone watching. The nonsense episode.
This is the nonsense episode. It's a nonsense episode. Well...
Our full-time cameraman is in England.
Doing his thing.
Luke is crying about his Ferrari at home because he's a geek
I'm
I'm not going to record myself.
The nonsense episode. Fine.
Yeah, just clips of stuff. Now I'm here, now I'm there, I do this. It's my whole life.
That's all I remember.
Thank you.
comes.
It's a nonsense episode Where are we? We're in a salt mine This is a nonsense episode, nothing makes sense
So we're going to salt mine on half a mile underground. We were on a mountain and now we're underground.
Take confidential!
*Pain*
Thank you.
Why...
Thank you.
Nature's disinfectant.
Thank you.
Thanks.
like
coming here.
What do you say?
I was already thinking in case of an earthquake and a collapse, I was going to commandeer all the food supplies. It's nice that food is here.
because I can murder everyone and commandeer the food.
Yeah, I'm always thinking worst case.
first bike, the mind's block.
Chilean miners style scenario.
We're stuck with the crime.
- First, I murdered-- - Why is everything so fucking high? I'm having-- - Everyone is murdered.
Brain attacks. I fucking hate heights.
What's that? A lake.
Not water. There's monsters in that water, bro.
We're a mile underground.
There's monsters.
consumer.
Hello?
- Oh, oh!
Chop, kid!
Hahaha.
Thank you.
get a boat
Okay.
*Tonk*
So now we're rowing a boat.
at the bottom of a lake.
- -
unbelievably deep underground in a salt mine.
when we were on top of the mountain.
We haven't filmed anything. Nothing makes sense. I've got a mask on so I don't get COVID down here. Yeah, why are you scared of corona? You're not scared of corona. You said there's corona down here.
Yeah, there's definitely a front down here.
Is there? Yeah, the salt is making my lungs pure. I need some cigar smoke.
Some more booze, I feel my lungs out.
you
How much do you?
It's just a nonsense episode. Nothing makes sense. There's no continuity. None of this makes any sense.
I'm in here.
You don't need a drink.
- Oh.
How many of them? I've seen you drink at least 10 of them in the last three days. They're travels.
The whole car is full of them.
fun size.
What does it mean fun? It doesn't make sense.
- You're welcome.
*crash*
I'm going to keep it in my house.
I can't have a little... suddenly because I'm rowing a boat
in the bottom of a lake.
Might like to have a little bit of whiskey.
crushing.
- I'm just on something.
now.
Why? Why do we do this to ourselves?
Because we're gluttonous pigs. And Andrew and Tristan are here to control my factory. My factory is here for summer. Most people, when it gets to summer, they think, oh, I'm cut down and stop eating.
- Well, I'll show you your comments. - Oh, my stomach hurts super bad.
I don't care about fan. In fact, my objective is to get fan.
So if anyone sees me getting fatter in these videos
Don't try, because you've seen nothing, yeah? You've seen nothing. I mean, it's all right.
Right. Here's to the Colonel. Here's to Ronald and all the other fucking legends in the game.
My stomach fucking hurts.
Why do we do that? - Tell me. Tell the camera what we...
We've eaten too much chicken. We've eaten two of these boxes.
which have eight pieces of strips each, and then we've also eaten the fucking sandwich.
And we still have the fucking crispy this thing, whatever that is. And you know what, I'm in pain, but it's delicious.
No, I'm super paid. Complementing with some garlic sauce. I actually can't be filming anymore, right? I gotta cut.
Alright, cut, but I'll be back. Fat one, you're on it here fast.
16 wins and I need to lay down. And now this.
I'm going to sleep and I'm never waking up again. Ahhhh.
*crickets*
How did that happen? That's happened to you once though before, Mory. I will admit that did happen to me once. The thing is, it's gonna be horrible because it's like two weeks of pain, bro. I'm telling you, it's gonna be a long time. I couldn't walk upstairs for a while.
- Bro, ah! So what happened was, ah! I went,
I went to kneel down and then it just popped and then I fell. Now I'm here in pain. I saw you fall and I thought...
You laid down on purpose. Whoa.
No, I went to work off the chicken. To work off the chicken by laying down. I thought, yeah, I was going to do a few press ups, I don't know. A few stretches. We've actually eaten too much chicken. I feel like throwing up. I can't talk anymore.
I'm in pain. I'm actually in pain.
Oh, that hurt. I don't know what hurts more, my stomach and my knee. Oh.
What's happening to us Rory? We're losing our minds.
Why do we eat that much? We ate what? Alright, so first you cooked chicken and sweet potatoes for both of us. We ate them all.
What did I make? I made sweet potatoes. Wedges. Yeah.
with a couple of chicken breasts, spice them up a bit.
really good. - Cheffron. - Cheffron, correct. And then
For some reason you went fucking nuts and ordered loads of fucking chicken wings. And me, being a gluttonous cunt, decided to eat everything. And then I was in pain, so I come away from my desk.
for a lay down,
and my knee pops out.
I'm in all sorts of pain.
And the burpees.
I'm sure you're still in therapy. I did the burpees on Monday, yeah, my lower back hurts from that. I thought, what a nice stretch out after a big
Being too hell
But no, there's no happiness anywhere for me.
I think this is the end. Bro, I think we need to eat some chocolate.
And this is what's wrong with me. I'm so greedy. I wouldn't say no.
I'm just gonna sit here and reflect on my life for a little while. I'll give you the chocolate, bro.
It's on my desk, it's really hard for you.
What is the word of the day? I don't know. Bro, it's Saturday. What's the word of the day?
Thank you.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter if it's Monday,
Tuesday
all the way to Sunday.
The word of the day is this.
Saints.
We'll swear to the day.
Cash! Word of the day is cash. I wake up in the morning.
and I checked the bank.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you, Luke?
I do. No, you don't understand. I wake up. First thing I do, I grab my phone, bitches, hoes.
cancel all that and I check the bank.
I checked the internet banking app, and guess what it's full of?
Cash. CASH! I ain't borrowing money from no bank!
I go to the bank and say, "You can hold my money for me." I don't have to go there and say, "Please, I need help to buy a house."
I do everything in cash.
This house.
Iron clad like a bat fucking cave.
What did I buy it with? Cash.
$35,000 watch, cash.
$5,000 shirt cash. You see that hot tub?
Cash?
Catch!
I ain't playing games.
I got fit hoes, beautiful women in the pimp game. I got Bitcoin on the blockchain.
It's all cash. I'm Mr. Cash. People come along and go, "I'm asset rich, my assets." Assets?
I got cash!
Talk about fucking assets.
One by one, we can talk about everything I own.
and I bought it with the same motherfucking things.
Cash. Let's look over here.
Let's have a conversation about the Aston Martin V12.
6 liter, only 175 in the world, special edition. Most of them are in car collections. Mine's out here on the streets and I bought it in
Cash!
Leverhigine Huracan, drop top.
spider.
It's reflective.
cash. I went into Porsche, bought a 992, then sent it to Germany, spent extra money on the body kit, the power kit, upgraded it, and I did it all in fucking cash. What's the word of the day?
- - Cash. - Cash!
Thank you.
*thud*
Rory did leave with the pizzas.
We all left. I've driven the other girls home. There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
That does sound like... - In the pool eating pizza. If... So...
There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool. Why are you doing that?
Why?
I'm not going to be moving my back five.