Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
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So a smoke machine got delivered. I wanted the little smoke machine to run a joke and I accidentally
bought a nightclub level fog machine.
which is used for
creating fog in clubs and bars.
Now, when this was supposed to show off, I plotted with Luke
to get you
Worry. You were the person I was supposed to get with it while you were asleep, also to spray fog oil in your room.
Nice.
But this thing comes with a remote control
that you can control wirelessly from the DJ booth. - Ah, so it's not a button on the wire. - So I'm gonna set this up under Luke's bed,
and leave it off.
Then, when he's asleep,
I'm gonna fill his room with smoke when he doesn't expect it. Nice let's do it.
Nice, some removal of the bed out of the way. Yeah, extension wire underneath this bed, here we go, there is...
so i can plug the machine in down here with next to his phone charger
Thank you.
Little shit.
Thank you.
Nice, so he thinks you're going to do this to me and he's going to get to bed tonight, and I'm going to smoke him out. Exactly.
And I can't find the fucking holes.
One moment.
Got it? Okay, plugged in. Cool. This is the wireless receiver. It's got plenty of liquid
The hose is incorrect, in fact. Let me top this up. Go to my bathroom, and next to the door of the bathroom, there's a tub of liquid smoke. Bring it in here, please. Cool.
- -
Disco fog liquid.
Thank you.
So the plan goes like this Rory. We sneak up to his door with the remote control.
I use an Allen key.
to take off his door handle.
and push it through so the door handle falls on the floor.
Nice. I didn't start smoking him out. So he's trapped in. So he wakes up, reaches it, the door handle's not there, it's on the floor, the room's full of smoke. Yeah. Obviously we've got to smoke it out first. I think we need to loosen the door handle.
and then start smoking it out and then we push cool we'll have to do this super late so he's definitely asleep because yeah no he wakes up he wakes up to anything yeah i know
Okay, we'll keep music playing downstairs and stuff so he's not aware.
- Of the obvious noise outside his room, okay. - We've got to get as much smoke as possible. - Okay, full of liquid smoke.
Now if I just switch it on,
*thud*
It takes a while to heat up. Now let it slide the entire machine.
*knock*
I mean, it's only like 5pm now, so will it last that long? Will it not?
No, it's plugged in. When it's on, it's on. Cool. So the machine is now set. I just want to smoke him out super good because he thinks this is going to happen to me.
and on top of the machine. Yeah, you want to put the machine as far under the bed as you can. Yeah.
So, do you know what I mean?
so when he panics he can't grab it straight away
*thud*
Okay.
We're done? We plugged in?
I think...
Are these my sunglasses?
No, they are.
- Do you want to steal things?
So his room is in the exact same place you left it. - You'll never know. - But with a smoke machine installed,
I'm gonna eat the bed.
Got a remote control later tonight.
We're going to get him.
So, Luke's in bed. And me and Tristan have the remote for the fog machine. Instead of taking his door handle off, it'll make too much noise.
So what we'll do is we hold the door shut.
Thank you.
Stop smoking out my river.
I'm sorry.
*laughs*
Thank you.
Thank you.
I keep coming
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just pushing the side.
*thud*
*
- Is this getting me?
Thank you.
*sad music*
Thank you.
Thank you.
*clap*
*gunshot* *gunshot* Yeah, wait. *gunshot* *gunshot* *laughs* The user locked me in. *laughs*
We're gonna tickle the door handle so you can't negotiate it.
To light on.
Is this getting me?
We got wine. I knew what you were doing, you bastards.
Look at this shit.
Why? Why couldn't we go to see your guys?
*laughs*
*laughs* *laughs*
*laughs*
Shit! Where is the fucking envelope? Luke, where are you? *laughs* It wasn't even going off all.
Oh man.
This is smoky.
*laughs*
What? It's on your bed, bro. I saw this shit and I was wondering why.
I like it.
you know!
I thought a fucking smurf fucked around somehow. It's right here. Oh shit.
*clicks* Don't do the whole fuck! It's just like this! *laughs* Oh, fuck this! *laughs*
*laughs*
*laughs*
*laughter* Alright, you guys didn't get me. *laughter* This does count. We'll be super good, yeah. Oh, oh Luke, we so got you. You thought we were gonna get Rory. *laughter* We set out today when you were outside.
We got ya! Just say it's in the car! They got me! They got me! We got him!
What car are you in? What? What car are you in? A Ferrari.
I know it makes no sense. I bought you a Ferrari. We didn't film any of it. Everyone's like, why? Now Luke has a car. Yeah. Luke has a car. I bought Luke a Ferrari. This is the update. So I thought Luke needs to learn to drive. So we've come here to learn how to drive.
I already know how to drive. Of course. But we're here so you can know how to drive.
I'll try not to crash.
All right.
Rory, we live in the monkey realm.
We don't. We do.
We don't. We do, Rory. We're in the monkey realm.
This is definitely monkey realm.
Tristan, we live in the monkey realm. The world of monkeys. I agree with you. We do.
And you're in the car.
Monkey Realm
So let me get this straight. This is no longer a drifting school. It's teaching Luke how to drive a fucking manual school. Yes. You grew up in fucking America. Yes. Where no one can drive. Big straight roads, no manual transmission. Exactly. Americans cannot drive. That's not driving. I know it's not. That's making a car move in a straight line. Yes.
That's very different. I'm very good at it. So you don't know how to use a manual motor? I do not. I know how to use a manual motorcycle.
I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I don't like you. No, but after this, I'll know how to drive manual. I'm going to go get a fucking cigar.
Cigar? Yeah. I feel relaxing.
- Smoke? - Are those relaxing? - Yeah.
Thank you.
*sad noises*
What?
*music*
So I was looking at my phone and I looked up and I saw the car doing perfect circles. I said, "Dewari, oh fucking hell, Luke's got it!" And I said, "They swapped seats." I didn't see you in any swap seats.
The Aikido!
Shit! Shit! He's fighting the steering wheel! Shit! Woo! Woo! Ha ha ha!
Aikido.
Tristan, Mr. Driver. Tristan, Mr. Driver. Can't even park a car. Tristan, you're American, aren't you? I can tell. Did you see the drift Aikido? You can drift, but you can't drive. No, but did you see the Aikido? No. No, you can't see it. You can't see it. You can't. I was six times zooming on you. All the steering errors I made, so I did one or two, and then it would start messing up. That's because I was trying to take my hand off the wheel of Aikido. Can you park a car, though? Yeah, but I can do drifting Aikido. But can you park a car? The answer is no.
Can you show us again your parking skills? Show us again your parking we didn't get on again. Yeah please please park again.
*Dramatic music* Yep!
Woo! So Tristan, are you the professional drifter? I am clearly the best drifter. That's not me bragging. I didn't know if I would be, I just am the best. Alright, so... Am I not the best?
Do you disagree? I don't disagree. Good. You can't disagree because I'm clearly the best at this.
Okay, so he said your weight will change it slightly. Yes, I weigh more so you need more gas.
I'm going to upset Andrew. I am.
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* That was a good one. *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
Yeah, I filmed this. This is bullshit. No, I'm not. I'm not. Go on. What's the story? What's going on, Luke?
So Rory says he's allergic to cucumbers. He thinks they'll kill him. Cucumbers will kill him. They won't kill me. If you want to kill Rory, he's going to wave a cucumber in his face. And he might die.