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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Not this again.
No, have you been drinking Red Bulls while we've been away too? Every fucking day?
Why? Because I'm the king of Red Bull.
I'm the Red Bull God.
Are you? Yes.
Incredible gall. Didn't someone write in the comments something about
through the real camera.
King of Red Bull? So I'm not about the world record for Red Bull, so... Unless they were talking about me.
I don't know. I am the king of Red Bull.
Just because you drink 20 Red Bulls a day, it's making the king of Red Bulls. It's irresponsible. It might make him the king. Let's see. Is there a king?
Mark Evans. Here's the real Tristan. This is the real King of Red. Yeah. Let's save it.
This is the real king of Red Bull. Most cans of Red Bull consumed in three minutes. How many did you drink?
Eight cans in three minutes. He's the real Red Bull World Champion. This is the actual king. This video was posted in 2013. The sports come all the way to it.
What spore? I'm 10.
You can take it. I can take it. What are you talking about? I'm gonna beat his world record right fucking now. What do you mean? I'll beat his world record today in my house.
Read the fucking rules, tell them the rules, I'll set it up. I'll beat the record, 8 great goals in 2 minutes, hit it, knock it!
It's eight cans of Red Bull in a row. In three minutes. In three minutes. So you have to do nine in three minutes.
You're going to try the record of Red Bull World Record.
Can you sort the problem out? Why does he gotta do this? Can you fix the problem? It says speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. It should not be done.
Should not be attempted unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed drinker.
Tristan is a bit of a professional speaker. He is. It's true. He does sweet drink all the time. He did drink all those Red Bulls for fun.
In one go.
Let's see what happens. Wait, bro, this guy's weak.
Bro, I don't know. I think T will destroy this man. I just saw him wait and like kind of burp.
You think he can do it? I think he can. We've literally seen him fill a 1.5, one of our water bottles.
and drink it full of Red Bull.
I forgot how many that was. Take confidential people who know. They'll remember.
See? You see how he waits? I'm not sure. I feel like T's just going to monster it. I don't know.
Okay, Tristan goes back. He's officially... I'm gonna find out. Let's do it. This guy seems weak, T. I think you've got him, bro. Let's do it. I think you can crush his record.
- Let's do it. - Eight hands. - All right, you're going to sit down, eight hands open. Nine hands in three minutes. Three minute time.
If you were a dogma broker, you'd be over here or here. Here?
If Christopher Gump is the Red Bull World Champion, I'll admit you to that. Shit.
Proven to fire.
The time starts when you talk to the first can and it ends at three minutes exactly. A can only counts if it's placed down empty.
okay so is that nine one two three four five six seven eight nine
Okay, time across the first game. Are you ready?
Get yourself ready. This is important. This is a world record attempt. This is. The world wants to know who's the best.
Alright, rules. No making me laugh. We'll ruin the fucking record. Cool, guys.
Not making me laugh.
*Sigh*
Thank you.
When you touch the first can after a start. I am thirsty.
*sigh*
- I'm sorry.
*crickets*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Pardon me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Ooh. Ooh.
*sigh*
You got me, just hustle down. Yeah, keep going. Yeah, keep going.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Eye of the Tiger.
That's good.
You're on pace.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You can do it, T.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*cough*
Thank you.
There is no tomorrow.
Thank you.
*clap*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
this time come on you can do it 145
You got it, bro. You got it. You're about to destroy him. You're about to destroy him. You're about to kill him. Yeah. Fuck him. He's a bitch.
Fuck him! He ain't ready!
About to be the world fucking champion of Red Bull, the king of Red Bull.
You're about to be the king. You can do it. You can do it. Come on, mine can. Tristan, you can do it. Mine can.
Thank you.
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- How much time? - 40 seconds. - Come on. - 40 seconds left. - This is the last can. - Last can.
35 seconds left.
Thank you.
It's over after this.
Finish it, finish it! Come on! Come on!
Woo! Go on breakfast!
- The Royal Champ! - He is the champion! - He is the king of Red Bull!
I can't go around for...
The world champion! Evan who? Who? Who? Evan who? Who is this pussy? The world champion!
He is officially the Red Bull champion. Now I'm the best in the world. You have to stop telling me to stop drinking. He's officially, yeah. He's allowed to drink. There's eight Red Bulls we want. He's been training. He's the best in the world.
Tristan is the best Red Bull drinker in the world. I'm the best.
I'm the best, done! He's the best! I made a Red Bull celebration! Woo!
You do not need a celebration! Tristan, you don't need a celebration! Tristan, you've been drinking Red Bull all day!
He broke the world record after breaking 10 Red Bulls this morning.
I'm just gonna die on the cell phone.
Tristan is the World Red Bull Champion. He's the strongest man alive. Woo! Shit!