Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
What is this?
Manali Park. It's a Manali Park. It is. What do you mean? It's a Manali Park. Yeah, I'm giving no shit about Manali.
That's why I have to be drunk. Recovery quarantine is going to Manali Park ever. With no girls.
We don't need girls. We want Manella. Does Manella replace girls? Yes.
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I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, you're being, you're still.
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What is this?
I don't know. That's not real.
What does he mean it's not real?
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Marie, we're not Romanian.
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Good luck.
I know of an LA party when I see you sleep.
Thank you.
You're a idiot!
Yeah.
It's true. We might help them with iron. I'm fine.
I'm flying here.
I've been on here all day.
It's a bit cold.
Wow.
Have we lost our minds?
Yeah, we could just burn down the house. That would get us. That'd get all of us. We need quarantine, but we couldn't have a house.
- We're now burning down our house. - We are. We've lost it. Isolation's gotten to us.
- I'm burning it down. - I'm bound for that.
What else is there to do? Who needs a house? Yeah, we don't need houses. Nice and hot outside. Yeah. No one needs houses.
- What about the problem in the house now?
Yeah. Yeah. Let's just take all of the money you haven't had.
Ow.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We do have enough wood to burn down the house, I think.
Where are new marshmallows?
I don't know. Cold beers? Yeah. Cans?
Can you just get the cans? Can you wash the house burn down? Yeah, I'll just get it. Ow.
Have we lost our minds this is what happens
What?
Thank you.
*clicks*
Nice. It started. It started, yeah. Nice.
*thud*
I'm going to go.
Almost collapsed in. I'll break this. What are you, a firefighter? He might be.
- This is a firefly. - Is that a move? - I don't think that's a move. - I don't think that's a move, T. - I think it is. - T, I think that's a machete move. - I'll burn myself when I... - Yeah.
Um...
- Stuck in a cat here.
*thud*
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*Tonk*
*clap*
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Thank you.
Almost.
Let me put my shoes on.
It's getting there. It's nearly there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What do you think?
Okay.
Why is fire fun? Super fun. Even just watching this is fun.
for some reason. Before man had TV, fire was man's entertainment. Yeah. Yeah. And hoes. He's got no hoes.
Right now.
No O's, no agency, nothing.
Thank you.
Ah!
Yeah, fine.
The fire is hot, or is that?
*clap*
Thank you.
Nice.
You're just smashing plates and colds over everything.
Nice, this is a good fire.
Okay.
At this rate boys, we will burn the house down.
Thank you.
What we deserve.
You don't deserve this mic.
*laughs*
Council of States of March 5.
Thank you.
Need your help.
These cans, the Red Bull cans, all the bits of plastic.
New grass, new stones, everything in the garden. That's going to happen in a couple days.
I need you to take all the rubbish and help you throw it on the fire.
Big fire day. We're burning all the rubbish.
Everything.
Most of the stuff I've already put on the fire.
What do you want me to do with that?
- You can't, Adrien.
That bike.
Fight, over there.
Right, Andrew last summer got obsessed with fucking bikes
Oh, we need to buy bikes and ride around Haristrow Park. We need to buy bikes and ride around Haristrow Park. He would not shut up about having these fucking bikes. Why? I don't know. He just had this idea in his head that it'd be nice to ride bikes around. I thought, let's just fucking walk. He wanted the bikes.
So,
We get the bikes and we're too lazy to put them together, so we get my personal assistant to assemble the bikes for us because we're lazy. She's obviously a woman.
Georgiana.
So puts them together
wrong. Just badly. They were badly put together bikes.
So we put both bikes in the back of the fucking BMW X6. We drive down to the park.
When I didn't want to, I wanted to go
Drink a cocktail, see some hose, smoke a cigar. We start riding these bikes around and halfway around the park, about four miles into the journey, the bikes start falling apart. Chains falling off, handlebars falling off.
So the bikes completely fell apart.
So I left the bike in the park after stomping the shit out of it.
And then Andrew was like, "Oh, well, we need to get proper bikes to do it again." Then he bought this bike, which works perfectly fine.
*sad music*
and I never bought another bike. And he's never ridden that once.
so
What you trying to tell me is
the bike can go on the fire.
Don't burn the bike in the fire. It's like a 300 euro bike that he bought and it works perfectly. Yeah but it's rubbish.
It is robbing it.
Let's burn it. Let's not burn the bike. Fuck it. Fuck it. Before he comes out. Come on.
- I'm doing this now.
No.
Don't burn the bike.
Ha ha ha.
Didn't you guys used to be broke?
That bike's expensive.
You can tell!
It is a nice spot.
Yeah, it is quite nice.
It's lovely actually. You can even see like the treads on the tires have never been used. It's a good bike.
Great!
Thank you.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Thank you.
Have we lost our minds?
I'll teach you a fucking lesson to make it
- It's Andrew's bike. - Yeah, fuck Andrew.
You never burned a bush before.
*crash*
Thank you.
We could have donated the bike.
Yeah we are. We're sacrificing it to the gods. Oh yeah, I'm gonna donate a bike during quarantine when no one's allowed to ride bikes.
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That is true. That is fair.
He's gonna ride a bike during quarantine. Ah, it's already started melting.
Good.
That's what he gets. Too late now. Aw, things are burning rubber. Yeah.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Do we keep burning the bike?
Yeah.
All you want to do, get it out of the fire? It's too late now.
It could be a nice distance away.
It's just hard.
Thank you.
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So it blew up twice T. Both tiles have popped, start to melt properly now. Nice. You know, it likes to make quite good firewood.
Obviously I'm putting black smoke all over my car.
Hey.
Thank you.
I told them it was a bad idea.
Burn all the rubbish in the garden you said.
You did say burn all the rubbish in the garden.
So this is the game now.
- Yeah. - It'll set people's stuff on fire again. - Looks that way.
- You've started. - I've got nothing left to lose.
Okay.
Don't worry about it.
Look bro, you said anything we're not using we can burn. Anything we don't use... You said burn all the rubbish and burn! You rode that once last year.
It's burning really well. I thought it would just heat up a bit.
but it's actually melting.
I'm impressed.
No problem.
Poor bike.
I'm at 1% of time.
Remember this episode, ladies and gentlemen.
*laughs*
Ah...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Why have you got your hands?
in the swimming pool.
When you set my bike on fire,
Yeah.
higher extent.
Okay.
sent flaming rubber everywhere.
Okay.
Landed on my hands.
And you can see when I try to remove the burning rubber, I lose the skin on my hands.
And not only did you burn my bike, you severely burnt my hands.
Why do you do this to people's hands, Tristan? Who's full as that? You fucked up his hands, and then he fucked up mine. Why don't you just let it burn and come sit and have a beer? Why don't you be captain?
fire for.
the fireman.
So basically you're intent on destroying everyone's hands? He is.
Because he's scared at my hands. It was all a big conspiracy. He knew my hands were too dangerous. But he's burnt them severely. So what's the plan? Wrap them up in cotton and sleep 20 hours a day? Well, I know my plan. Get some gloves.
tactical
save them before he can hurt them.
If I take out everyone's hands, then I'll have the best hands.
in the house.
Of course.
Yeah.
So you've burnt your hands.
on the burning bike.
which I burn.
for my hands.
No, the bike bike in your house.
You didn't stay within a safe distance.
You never burnt a bike before. There shouldn't be exploding rubber. Why have you... Who burns bikes? Well, you said get rid of all the rubbish in the garden. Now we're not using it.
I was going to use it.
- Thank you.
but you weren't actually using it at the time.
*laughs*
Well, have a beer. That'll fix your hands, probably.
Beers will fix your hands. Nice cold one.
Thank you.
can't wreck the heat
I didn't know you were opening a gay bar in our fucking house.
What do you mean? Red Bull. Red Bull. Yeah, Red Bull.
Red Bull. Bullshit.
- Here.
No. You don't want another beer.
If I go and get beers, no one's gonna drink them. Oh.
Why would I want this? Because it's a nice hot summer's day.
Everyone's quarantined in their flats and we're enjoying the hot summer sun.
and we're relaxing with our friends.
Yeah, and Red Bulls
I'm getting you beer.
fucking homos.
I don't want a beer.
You won't be here.
Why does he always do this?
Every time.
you
I have a question for you, Luke.
Yeah?
Do you think
in the future.
interesting.
we want his
with his bank card. Do you think at some point in the future, Tristan's going to want his wallet? He might. But he's not using it right now, is he?
He's not. He's not using it now. Yeah. I'll take that.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
No, bro.
You guys have gone mad.
Listen.
I had future plans for my bike.
Soak the fire a little.
Thank you.
There.
Some wood on top.
Why do you guys do this?
Thank you.
He's not using it.
Which means he obviously had no intention of using it at all, did he?
Thank you.
It's true he wasn't using it at the moment.
Three Musketeers.
Yeah, I'm gonna put some wood on the floor. I'm coming.
Okay.
We'll sit by the pool.
I assume she's smoker, right?
for you.
Thank you.
I didn't want this. You did.
I'm gonna have a nice beer on a Sunday fucking...
afternoon.
Out with your friends.
Cheers.
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Alright, cheers.
Cheers, then.
Cheers.
Thank you.
See, isn't this nice? Isn't this better?
It is, isn't it? Fire's picked up.
Yeah.
Fire's nice and picked up.
Sunday afternoon.
better.
baby oil.
It turns out.
This is more fun than you could possibly do.
Once you got home, they know this is boring.
It's baby oil.
Thank you.
Ah, he got you there.
Ha ha ha.
I'm not talking.
No, you can't start again.
Rory, you got him
*clap*
- Fuck.
- Nice.
There's a whole thing on the fire.
Nah, that'll blow up, I think.
Don't throw it on the fire.
Hops up!
- Now I'm going to go.
It must do something.
for unimpressive.
scared of the world.
kind of blow off.
No, it's a male, it's a male, it's a male.
I'm cracking up on.
*thud*
So we're in quarantine. Or no, we're in lockdown.
We're in lockdown, yeah, we're not allowed. Well, today they told me my quarantine's ended, but I've got a penal case with the judge for breaking yesterday, so am I still in quarantine? Who knows? Who knows? And we're in the 992, and we're trying to keep up with the MA and the American.