0:30.10Good shot there from Tate!

0:36.42you

0:41.31So we stopped at a remaining Italian place. Corona.

0:47.39Give it to me. Make us stronger. I will become stronger with coronavirus. That's true. You become immune to Corona. Exactly.

1:00.23If there's one way to get it, it's here. Okay.

1:12.35*Loud noise*

1:15.06-

1:16.68I'm sorry.

1:22.04This is how I live.

1:24.28What's happening, Mario? I think everyone's got to get stupid drugs right now. Who am I saying?

1:32.07Nobody like us. We don't care. We don't care.

1:38.15What do you mean urging?

1:40.42Urgent. What's urgent about drinking?

1:43.35We have to urgently get to the water. Oh, I see. That fucking little fetus boy talks tough on his way in. There we go, a bunch of pictures. Oh, look at that.

1:51.75- It's hard. - It's hard.

1:54.51Listen, does alcohol kill diseases?

1:56.49Yes.

1:58.33The more we're walking our blood, the safer we are.

2:03.02urgent issues.

2:04.34Absolutely.

2:05.86-

2:07.44I'm gonna get some drunk on each other and beat the fuck out of you.

2:12.29Ah, T, what are you doing? What do you mean? I'm pouring drinks.

2:21.66Thank you.

2:22.85What a professional. Okay, step one. Step two.

2:30.32Thank you.

2:31.41Thank you.

2:33.47*BANG* *laughs* What you fagg is drinking? *laughs*

2:41.97Is the Dalis man the strongest human in the world? He might be!

2:50.42I don't know. He's grown up. See, he's not getting grown up. Tristan is strong. He is. And strong.

2:58.26- Talk to me. - More booze, more cigars. - Start drinking.

3:03.38All the big clubs are closed.

3:05.52The only places open are Old City. They will be full because there's nowhere else to go.

3:10.62We walk in there.

3:12.23And we...

3:16.57Flex on the broke place. I'm talking $20,000 of booze tonight.

3:29.71Friday. Friday in Old City.

3:33.32"Oh, there's no girls! Hmm!" We'll have every girl in the fucking club. So, every fucking bottle, every drip of booze in the club. You want to drink alcohol? You're our table. Otherwise, you can have fucking soft drinks over there with the homos. And the soft cocks.

3:45.34We got booze and boners right here, table five.

3:50.45Is he? Is he coming out? Is he coming out? T!

3:58.37The whole city is on quarantine, but there's one club that's open. Every other club's closed. It's going to be rammed.

4:04.74Wow.

4:06.12One, guys.

4:08.14Coronavirus is real, but it's not real. Coronavirus ain't real, bro.

4:12.24Come on.

4:14.52There's one club that's going to be rammed. You've got black in YouTube. We're supposed to be immune. You'll be alright. We're strong! If I come out, can I wear whatever I like? Wherever you want. You can wear whatever you want. Whatever I want, yeah? Wherever you want. We're going to need you in 10 seconds, yeah?

4:27.4410 seconds. Wear what he wants. Wear what he wants.

4:31.35Whatever. Just...

4:34.87-

4:37.46T, you can't be baby.

4:40.40Baby's not loud. We did say whatever he wants.

4:45.52So we can't really... So you're bad.

4:49.01Thank you.

4:50.54How is this a thing?

4:53.88Well, you're not going to talk.

4:56.16See, I can't hear you more recording, but I'll watch. Ah, you think... He thinks he's vain. He thinks he's bad. Virus vain.

5:05.72Corona Bane. At least he's coming. You think darkness is your ally. At least he's coming.

5:12.78Smokes.

5:14.07How do you smoke with the mask on?

5:17.55That is an indie game.

5:20.81Darkness is not your ally. Svar is not your ally.

5:24.07You think darkness is your ally?

5:26.81You merely adopted the dog.

5:28.95you

5:29.70I was born in it. Fine. Whatever. Whatever.

5:34.99*laughs* Don't stop, bro.

5:38.23What what? Team, are you drunk? You've been drinking bro. He's been drinking, he's been drinking.

5:44.32I've been trained. We can't hear you, bro. You think Boone's in your alley?

5:48.57You meaning adopted me. I was born in a team. Born in my life.

5:54.77I didn't see some brain until I was already a man, but then it was nothing to be but FURRY! *laughter* What the f*ck?

6:26.79Thank you.

6:35.31Oh, my God.

6:36.61you

6:42.49Thank you.

6:42.96You're going to leg it in.

6:43.83Okay.

6:45.15Thank you.

6:45.76All right.

6:48.44I took my Porsche to church. I prayed for Corona.

6:57.63This is how you beat Corona.

6:59.13Thank you.

6:59.65horse church

7:01.07Thank you.

7:02.19Thank you.

7:05.30Thank you.

7:06.86Thank you.

7:08.63How did you find this place?

7:11.43Thank you.

7:12.09Jesus finds us all, friend.

7:16.26Thank you.

7:17.70Thank you.

7:21.57Thank you.

7:25.60you

7:29.27Thank you.

7:30.74Thank you.

7:31.29Thank you.

7:39.56.

7:47.86Thank you.

7:51.00-

7:51.18Father, that you are in the right way of the Lord.

7:53.40that

7:55.08- The Bible,

7:58.35What is the name of the Lord?

7:59.94Thank you.

8:02.67.

8:05.75Thank you.

8:06.81- Oh, God.

8:14.22Thank you.

8:14.95*thud*

8:18.16What the fuck is this place? So is this where people come when they've had enough of life?

8:28.15Carl.

8:29.19Thank you.

8:30.80Thank you.

8:35.20We've decided we're taking this car for service right? Yeah. Why don't we just give it to them say we don't want it and buy an upgraded X6M? Why don't you fuck off we have enough cars? We have nine cars wouldn't you feel happier with ten? No you're an idiot. Wouldn't it feel the big gaping hole in your soul? We have way too many cars. Maybe it's actually getting to the point where it's ridiculous. When it stops you're waiting for good weather so you can drive your cars. So because you can't drive your cars because the weather isn't that good you think you want to buy cars. I'm telling you when the weather is here.

9:04.02and it's sunny, and you have nine fucking cars to drive, and you don't know which one to drive. Okay, wait. Wait. I already have a Porsche, so it's either an... I can buy an Audi. I already have a Lambo. Bentley? Should I buy a Bentley? You don't need a Bentley. While you're getting this service, I might buy a Bentley. Grow up. How mad will you be at a 10? Stop buying cars. If you buy a Bentley, I'm going to spend the exact amount of money that you spent on the Bentley on something stupid. I'm going to gamble it at the casino. I'm doing something nuts.

9:34.06look good we don't have a Bentley so we have every car bought Bentley don't you just want to like finish off the collection we have a Bentley in England yeah yeah but it's in England you're an idiot I'm dropping this car alright well you drop this off to get serviced I'm gonna go talk to the Bentley guy about how I don't want to buy a Bentley don't talk to me you come home with a Bentley I'm gonna keep the gate going they're not allowed to my house a few moments later

9:59.12*laughs*

9:59.46- Thank you.

10:03.83Why are we here? Listen, bro. When you have the number of cars I have. How do I turn this fucking car in here?

10:13.03Everyone knows you're a car guy. That was G. Did you see that? No. No.

10:18.19*Sigh*

10:20.03That is Jay.

10:21.52So I can have the old school dials on my screen.

10:24.10That's gang stuff. When you have the number of cars I have...

10:27.37People know you're a car guy. So if I walk into a garage and say, I might buy a Bentley.

10:31.17But I don't know

10:32.23They'll say, oh, I'll take one for an hour, go test drive it. Because they know I can afford one.

10:37.17So we're going to go tell Tristan we bought this car to piss him off.

10:40.53and if the car is good

10:43.09We might buy the fucking car.

10:45.02So obviously we put everything in sport right away because we ain't driving like a pussy. Actually, you know what? No, let's start in comfort. Let's start in comfort.

10:51.51Thank you.

10:52.53drive.

10:53.74Thank you.

10:54.52Okay, the Bentley Continental.

10:57.59If I was a dork, which I'm not I could do like I could have so many car reviews on my channel. Yeah, just can't be asked

11:05.65We're gonna see what the Bentley's got for us

11:09.75It is smooth it is smooth over the back it was just like yeah first thing I notice

11:17.39Tristan's gonna be very happy, very pleased.

11:25.13You think he'll be happy with ultimately? I think he'll be very happy. Let me open the gate, pull in, and I think he'll be a super happy car. Let's see.

11:41.51Tristan, I have good news. What? You got another car.

11:47.97we don't you do look

11:57.02T, don't tell me you don't like the car.

12:02.40Andrew's a dickhead. You wait. How much did that cost? Why are you wearing a mask? Because you have Wuhan virus. I know I do, but you do too. No, I don't. We all have Wuhan. I'm immune. I've seen you cough. Listen, I'm immune to the Wuhan virus. If Andrew's actually bought that car, you wait to see what I do with my money. I'm going to spend more than he spent on that car on something fucking stupid.

12:55.34Like what? Like something.

12:55.34Kristen!

12:59.36I don't think he's happy. Listen, just play right here. He locked the door. He locked us out. Too bad we can only sit in a nice comfortable Bentley. Looks like we have to go for a drive. Yeah.

13:19.39So...

13:20.60Bank have shut me down. You transferred me 19... why did you transfer me 19 grand by the way?

13:27.48Cigars, booze, general. You sent me 19,000 pounds. You said I need a little bit of money. I know, but then you flagged it as a suspicious transfer and their fraud department shut me down.

13:37.84And the only way I can appeal this decision

13:40.18is by going into...

13:42.14Bank, yeah, at the branch. So they want me to fly across Europe when there are no flights because of the coronavirus to talk to them over 19 grand.

13:53.25So they just didn't know where the money came from? They're babies! Your kid has a last name as me. I said it's for my brother. They said there's nothing you can do. You have to appeal only in person.

14:04.09I'm going to fix up on the news.

14:06.37- Yeah.

14:07.39If you win the lottery,

14:09.25Then we have all this money, you can just say, I want the lottery.

14:12.97So for the last hour I've been playing online with Scratch cards.

14:17.59Whoa, so you're going to avoid banks asking where your money's from by winning the lottery. Yeah, because I want the lottery. We have much more money than a lottery.

14:27.67Doesn't matter. They can look it up and say, yeah, I'll get one of the law at some point.

14:31.06So I've used the VPN to log into my UK lottery account. I've loaded up with 500 pounds.

14:36.48I'm paying 10 pound scratch cards. You're not gonna win the lottery. That is not a way to avoid the tax authorities from Odyssey's revenue and customers.

14:45.68I'm not talking to you. I can't agree more than mega cashers. I'm not talking to you anymore. Listen. Boom, boom, two. We've got two mega cashers. Two more. Half a mil. You're not gonna win half a mil. We'll film this. I'm not gonna win. We already have half a mil. Bank. We have more than half a mil. That's not gonna fucking...

15:06.46- Two mega caches, two mega caches. - You're not gonna do that. - That's 10 pound every step. - It's not. - Nine more turns.

15:16.36- You're not gonna beat me. - Got a word? Scrap it. Two words, get three words, I'm gonna fire them.

15:25.30Stop talking. Three more turns.

15:36.60If I get one more mega cash and you're half a million and I have two turns left. You're not going to... Boom! Oh, I told you I fixed it! Why are you filming? This might be it! Look! Two last... two more turns. Okay, why?

15:51.11Last turn.

15:57.08Wonderful. I lost. God damn it. How did that happen? We were this close! If you play again. I might put another 500 pound in.

16:07.72If I sit here and do this,

16:09.38Forever.

16:11.53If I sit there and do this forever, eventually we will go to the lottery.

16:14.41The law of averages are saying that if I do this forever, we'll have to win.

16:19.56True or false?

16:20.44Well, that is, if you did play forever, I would win.

16:24.08We'll buy and play. Mega Cashword Blue.

16:33.13Fixing everything.

16:33.13Tristan. What are you doing?

16:36.80I'm filling up the pool

16:39.04So while I'm monitoring it, I need some light.

16:41.20I'm gonna fire.

16:43.12It was like this.

16:44.68There's light all over.

16:46.03I don't need a fire. We don't need a fire.

16:47.56the end times.

16:48.64The electrical grid is about to be shut down.

16:50.87The lights are on. The whole lighthouse. And when the electrical grid gets shut down, then what?

16:56.86Fire, fireworks.

16:58.69prepared as always.

17:00.93Not even any wood. How long is this going to last? An hour?

17:04.52long enough there's a whole field we can get wood back here