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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Wake the neighbors up.
Because I can't buy any new cars, I've decided to change the color of every car.
I decided if I change the color of all the cards, I'll pretend I'm new ones.
If you're done. Or if I know. When the Newport 992 Turbo's now.
Goodbye, Mother House.
We could buy the neighbors house so we could hit the cars.
I don't know.
Thank you.
You come and need a landmark.
No surprise.
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We all want to come from the new color over in the beginning.
Fucking chicken wings, I don't understand.
Right. We're going.
Where are you taking me?
Luke.
I decided to quit while I'm ahead. That's the smartest thing you can do. You go to the casino or you're gambling, whatever. What do they always say? Quit while you're ahead. Okay. I'm tall. I'm strong. I'm smart. I'm unlimited women. I have loads of money. Nothing is wrong with my life. I'm in perfect physical condition. Even coronavirus has engulfed me.
going exactly the way it's supposed to.
I'm at the absolute peak of my existence.
and I'm richer than I've ever been. - Yes. - So I've decided the smartest thing I can do is quit while I'm ahead and kill myself. - That's not the move.
Then I'm gonna kill myself.
I don't want you fucking living in my house, making a mess, so I have to kill us both.
So that's why I'm here. I'm here to die. There's no Lambo. There's no color change.
I've decided to kill us both. This is actually the middle of nowhere.
where are we
Here to die. The final episode. Take off this.
Thank you.
So final episode, everybody.
Hope you enjoyed the ride.
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Thank you.
I'm here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Mm.
Hi, Jim. Hey, Mal. How are you guys? I'm good. Nice to meet you. Hi, Andrew. Hi.
- Hello.
Is it crazy enough to think? Is it flashy enough? You think I'll get enough attention or people will...
It's a crazy place to use.
Thank you.
So we put gold all on it.
Yeah, I like it.
The sunshine is going to look really crazy. Yeah, I have this one with a lot of things.
- It's funny, bye.
And also with the rainbow king.
It's one of those paint jobs you can only do on Lamborghini.
You couldn't put it on any other card. - Exactly. If I would see this combination between this rainbow and the chrome
on any other car on the same night. - No, that's a long choice. - With Abraginia it works.
I was a bit supposed to do before this, I told you, I don't know if it will look cool but
It's blood. Yeah, I'm very happy.
Broke boys are gonna be very angry. They are gonna be very angry. They will be super angry.
I don't know if the broke boys are ready.
I don't think they are right.
I don't think anyone's ready.
It's a golden Lamborghini. Golden rainbow Lamborghini.
Nobody like us. We don't care.
All right, what are you doing?
Red Bull and vodka.
Let's do it.
BOOM!
We don't care. We don't care.
King Talon's the second. King Talon's the second.
- Oh, my God.
He's the hero of the day. He is.
So the king retards. So basically, it's not on video, but I said to Tristan, I once heard the tale of a king who
brought a girl from another town, she flew, she got a plane to come here. Flew in and he banged her in time, he could still go out to the club with his friends, within like two hours. And he just came out of the room saying, I want her.
Here's a G.
This is my birthday. And I wish you'd be thrilled with you. Of course we're in the room. We've been over this Jeremy, haven't we?
That's right, Jeremy. Peep Show is the best show in the world. People don't even know about Peep Show. They don't. They don't know about Peep Show.
Come on, let me get you a drink. I'll explain that all over again. He needs to call a rain on his people. Nobody like us. We don't care.
We don't care.
Everybody's brighter baby, welcome to the Tidest Bright Eye!
*music*
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For the last hour, me, Andrew and Rory.
I've been sitting around playing the most depressing songs we can think of.
talking about killing ourselves,
while drinking Moet and Chandon champagne.
That's how we spend Sunday nights.
It's your turn, Lori.
*music*
you
you
*music*
I'm killing myself.
I've decided to quit while I'm ahead.
But all the cars I want, I've got money, I've got a big house, I'm rich.
Now is the time to make sure before all goes wrong, before I get old and weak, while I'm still big and strong, to quit long ahead. And kill this. Have you ever played a video game?
Where your character has all the money and you've completed all the levels and it's all easy now. So you just jump off cliffs.
It's like completing Grand Theft Auto, unlocking everything, doing all the missions. There's nothing left. You may as well quit the game. You may as well play it anymore.
you
Bye.
When I was 21, I had a TV advertising company. And I thought I knew about business, but I didn't.
And I had a whole room full of staff. Every Friday I had to find like $5,000 to pay the staff.
And I managed to pull it off for a few months, me and whatever.
Until one Thursday afternoon.
with $300 in the bag and wages due at 9:00 AM the next day.
No clients to call.
I just sat and played this song on a beach.
says, but it's
That was my plan.
And here I am, 15 years later, multimillionaire, depressed exactly the same.
This summer's got to take care of you. I quit school, that's what I did.
you
you
you
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No engine. Why are printers? Look at all the little integrite is printing, bruv.
Why is it complicated?
Supply is low. It doesn't tell me which supply is low. It won't print. It won't explain why.
Thank you.
I don't need this shit in my life. It won't go back in.
So, printers are shared. Here's my new fucking...
*thud*
Fuck printers. Fuck printers.
I no longer think of this.
Those are the...
Thank you.
Thank you.
*BANG*
I'm happy. I no longer have to worry about changing the tone of my brain. Yeah. Never again. Problem solved. You sent me upstairs to get a network cable.
I'll come back downstairs and you'll kick the fuck out, Krinth.
*pfft*
And Oivir.
So now we print. Now we don't have a print. So how do we print things? We told Georgiana to go buy one.
Alright. We just buy new printers. Every time it fucks up. Every time it catches you, you smash it for days. It makes sense. It does. This makes sense.
*gunshot*
If you have a problem with a man, you can't kick him in the face. Just the same thing with a grip. I'm not taking shit.
from a piece of paper.
It's true.
Fuck you.
Now you wouldn't have been forever.
Okay.
I'll see you on my head. I want to go.
Right.
Let me eat in context, I'm going to move it.
I'll eat more than everything. I'm starting to feel like our take-off men choice are just becoming random clips of us being wrong.
They might be. Let's go to Kansas City and order 18 twisters, zinger twisters.
What's that? Before we go to Taco Bell and order so much Taco Bell
that the restaurant runs out of sliced meat. - I had a dinner meeting, too.
So?
You want to cry?
You know, you're not even...
I still go to Taco Bell. I don't think he's many Zinners, but... And eat more tacos than anyone has ever eaten. I'm gonna say, "Hello, excuse me, Taco Bell, what's the most tacos England's ever ordered at this restaurant?" I don't feel like 20...
- There were maybe four. - There were maybe 10 levels left.
It doesn't. It has zero.
KFC
What's a zinger twister?
*laughs*
Luke is the ultimate baby. He's been living in a fucking... Well, he's only six months old.
He didn't know what Arnold Young was. I'm not sure he doesn't know what it was. He didn't know who Rayden was.
- Poor combat. He'd never seen Rocky.
Jesus.
Jesus. You guys are just old.
Thank you.
I'll show you what we'll do from KFC. Come on. Are we going to KFC? Let's go! Alright.
It is. Pizza Hut is... Now that Luke said it, do we have to do it? Well, he's not the boss of us, and we do buy the food. So, technically... If you get pepperoni pizza and you put loads of salt on it... The thing is, and pepperoni... Sorry, Pizza Hut pizza from Pizza Hut. Eating there is very different from Pizza Hut pizza from ordering it. Do you know? Is it? Who doesn't know? Who doesn't know? The crispy base. You're a piece of shit, Luke.
to reply to them.
Last year when we were complete degenerate morons, we went boozing all the time and didn't make as much money. And this year we said we're really going to behave. And since we've done that we've literally increased our income five years. We're rich again. So we need to go back to the start. Back to our roots. I'm just kidding myself. So what do you say for this one week we become complete degenerate? It's Monday.
or found all seen Tuesday control club Wednesday Brasserie Thursday princess Friday face club Saturday bow every night we go out every night we have to drink the breeze to wankers lives we destroy our lives for entirely wake up on Sunday and vow to never do that we both know everyone at this table knows I
months straight no problem this isn't a challenge this up new call the wait right now I'm gonna start oh I'm not saying we have to go retreat loads and loads of booze I was gonna do no then why do I do let's go out each night for a cocktail I still want to do it I don't want to do the drink now
These are saying let's find out tonight we start right Luke is Luke's definitely not man but I'll do that Freddo. I'm dragging Luke. He's freaking. Let's do it. Luke.
Luke. Yeah. Where's Andrew? He left bro. Why? He's dead. He got bored. He got bored? Yeah he got bored. He's on his phone. It's not even that late. Bro I actually know what his career costs.
Look at Tristan!
Well, I'm too fly for Corona. I'm thinking...
While this whole disease thing's going on, your attack, the occult, five hands of ham and hide in your house. Well, I'm going to do something I'm going to dress fresh.
Hit the streets when all the other players are at home. Get me some bitches.
This is a $40,000 bulge. You think a disease is just going to walk up on you?
I'm too fly. I'm too fresh.
I'm too clean. What do they say? What do they say to protect yourself from Corona? What do they say?
Wash your hands.
Stay clean.
- Congratulations to me.