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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Cheers, perfect.
*click*
Try to get out of your community.
I'm getting out for a while.
Love it.
Thank you.
*clap*
*clap*
Thank you.
It's not dirty.
- The drink's horrible.
Whiskey is horrible. It is. Whiskey is nasty. It is.
There's poison.
Although this is good whiskey.
This is-- okay.
as good as the one I tried to order.
I'm trying to believe I'm super-
Why?
I'm in England.
drinking booze staying in five-star hotels smoking cigars jizzing
Cheers.
I walk into the fight gym, I put gloves on. I haven't been a pro fighter.
- Sure.
Miss, miss.
Missed.
- Man, dropped him. - It's like, am I just...
Yeah.
Fucking...
You might be. I might just be. You might be.
I might just be. If you look like that. I could be the best fighter in the world. All I'd have to do is quit
booze, women, cigars.
and I don't want to.
Yeah, that would be shit. Yeah. Because what's the point in being the best if you're banging one girl
Yeah.
- -
What's the point?
- I'm gonna go to 100 million.
That's 10 times more than ours.
I bet my life's more fun.
I remember reading his story, "Oh, Conor McGregor's wife let him go on him."
weekend out.
- I mean like every day is off.
May I guess the colors?
I am the Talismanist.
What's the whiskey called Talisman?
No, Talisberger.
with the talisman store.
The next stage
Okay.
Okay, here's how I see wealth. People always say, "How rich are you?"
If I'm rich enough to do anything I want,
then I'm rich enough.
do I need more money? I'm doing everything I want. Yeah, so there's only
Wealth is divided in different ways.
there's two tiers of wealth I've not yet
I can buy and drive basically any car I want. I have not.
I go anywhere I want, I stay anywhere I want.
sleep anywhere I want.
easy thing.
by basically the only two things I can't do I could do but I don't get to
or fly private.
and own a boat. I don't really even want to own a boat.
I don't want to bow.
Sounds whack.
Fuck the ocean. - I'm going to say shit. - I'm going to go on a cruise.
If you want to pry the boat, you can book it. The problem is I can rent a boat now and the problem with boats is
You have to bring your own hose. Because, folks, there's no ocean hose. You don't go out in the ocean and find
So you have to bring your hose and my logic is
If I have hoes on my phone,
will come to me.
Why do I need to bring him to a boat? I can bring him to my house and just jizz in a hotel room.
I don't know what this goes about.
And I owe you nothing.
So, the only thing left is private flying. I don't want to do that.
- I'm going.
Now I can afford the 5.5 already but I don't.
Casinos that were open
I'm gonna allocate 100% of the casino profit
towards private travel.
private plans. I don't need the money. The money's coming. I don't need it. I've already got too much money.
So I'm saying it now in this episode,
So in six months' time, we're flying around a private jet
It's from the Christine.
You know what?
private claim.
because what next? I'm just a cool listener.
We can do it once or twice and see if we like it.
But I love first class.
much.
I love it.
I'm not sure how it's going to be bad for them.
or know her.
I don't know.
I've flown private once.
my life.
Turn up when you want.
No check-in, no passport check.
No luggage, check.
tax.
Turn off, 11.30. Get in, go fly me here.
It's cheap.
It doesn't get better than that. You're not sitting around an airport and shit. Yeah. You just fucking walk off. Don't even check your passport. Don't even check your bag. Don't even bring a bomb on and kill yourself. Even when you're first classed.
check taking your shoes off and shit.
My shoes my fucking touch my shoes. Yeah big hand
Let's talk about shoes again.
Rory, that is a real thing. Rory, pour the whiskeys off.
We do need some distance.
1:15.
1 :15.
Luke needs muskets. Musks gets a whack.
- Yes.
Luke, you told me yesterday that whiskey was your favorite.
I did. And you called me out on the video?
You do. You tried to fight me yesterday. This is fake news.
You do realize that you two are going to be fighting
Yeah, we are.
There is going to be sparring. Yeah, that is fair. I'm coming in with the praying mantis left hand.
It's a new style. - The Pring? - The Pring?
I'm super... I'm super sump.
I don't know what that means. It means I'm super left-handed so I stand the other way which makes me super awkward to fight. He's Rocky.
You're Paul McCoy.
Shit.
That doesn't end well.
Apollo's.
Oh, wait. Sorry. I was convinced that no one is allowed to have a boxing match unless they've seen the Rockies.
because
So every night after work at midnight, I made him watch one Mockingbird. I've seen all four.
You can't have a boxing match if you haven't seen Rocket. If a person hasn't seen Rocket.
Luke, I don't know where the fuck you've been.
some weird life in their problems.
- -
How do you not see him Rocky? During Rocky II he was getting bored.
I know you have to see the Rocky II, or you won't get Rocky III.
The Rockies
When Apollo comes to train him to fight Clubber Lang, you wouldn't understand that unless you see Rocky 2.
That is true.
The Rockies were quite boring. What are you, a geek? Three and four were good. Listen, it won't be as fun as when we're training.
That's the real shit.
Actually getting here and hitting people look I'm make these Duke I
Amen.
You're getting drained.
And I'm Mickey from Snatch.
- Come here. - To beat this guy, you need speed.
You don't have it.
Thank you.
You also need to not be a baby and have cuts in your fingers.
It's true. The cuts are bothering me.
Thank you.
Andrew's asleep. Why are you guys still awake?
You guys drink... how? Why?
Come out your black and tans, why don't you fight me like a man? Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders. Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away from the green and lovely lakes of Killa Sanders.
Why?
Thank you.
What are you going to do? Fight us!
Set up on it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Street R.
Thank you.
Close.
- Yeah.
about the trip.
Yeah
Nice.
look Porsches, I like Porsches, they need something, they need a little something
because they're a bit boring.
on their own.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't know if that's why I'm working.
Thank you.
- Amazing.
Thank you.
How happy are you? I'm happy. Yeah, it looks good, man. I think it looks really good. I want to drive it. Shit. I just spent 30 grand on it. Extra.
Thank you.
Black number plates look good.
Yep. What's that?
Oh, Shakira.
Porsche Aikido. Is that a thing? Where's the papers?
Thank you.
It should be on the table, no? Yeah, we don't need papers.
Don't
You don't want to drive the M5?
Thank you.
*thud*
Perfect.
you
Right, so we've got the M5 competition, brand new. We've got the Porsche 992 brand new. We've just upgraded the power on the Porsche, but I think the fucking M5 competition is faster. Even though we've upgraded the Porsche, I think the M5 competition is faster, so we're going to drag race. I'm going to get on the radio, I'm going to say T. Yo! Let's drag race!
3, 2, 1, go!
The m5's faster man and I've got 200 kilo of luggage that makes a big difference to sports cars 200 kilo luggage is a huge difference. If I get rid of all this shit out this car it would be much more noticeable.
Do it one more time, ready?
Wait, we're all real countdown, wait.
Three, two, one, go!
We're going to go by faster, but I'm not going to miss.
That's crazy considering that cars just been upgraded that's just had a power upgrade Fucking crazy upgraded the Porsche the M5 is full of fucking suitcases and it still manages to marginally win when this thing's empty. It's a beast. I'm telling you
Why are you sleeping
we booze then we cruise okay we booze then we cruise you know what and before we go driving he loves the idea of road trips yeah yeah road man on the road and get to the car just sleeps
not good not cool
8 hours of driving. Coming into Budapest now. And with the Porsche. Me and the BMW M5 competition. We have too many cars. We have too many fucking cars. I can tell it is. Why does he keep buying though? It is a nice car though. We have to fix. We just got a new driveway. And we're going to have to extend it.
We have too many cars.
sitting in a hotel, $1,000.
per room per night. You two get a suite because it sleeps too.
I'm too nice to you guys.
Way too nice.
This is a nice week. - No, it was training.
because
There's no point in being rich
and trying to be cool and driving fast cars if you're a fat piece of shit.
*Mario plays*
It's all wine tastes the same. You pretend it tastes different. It's bullshit. All wine tastes the same. This one wine is better. And I thought if they have it here, Trish is a huge pussy. Here it is.
So you're drinking wine now, but I'm the bitch.
Stop talking to Luke. I'm not talking to Luke either. He got so drunk last night on three whiskeys that he felt sick of it. It wasn't three whiskeys. So now he's only drinking milkshakes. It was more than three whiskeys. So he's drinking. I'm only drinking milkshakes.
I'm sorry. How is he related to you? Is your cousin? I'm sorry. Your cousin, right?
moments later.
*Sings* I know what it's like when I went to Amsterdam. What the fuck? What?
*thud*
You're interrupting chess lessons between...
Eric Kislik.
He's he was an international. He is an international master. I was friends. He was friends with my father.
Your chess teacher. What did I say to the hoe in the bar? I don't want to fuck you on a play chess.
True or false? True. Here I am playing chess. Shit. I'm playing chess.
Is this Hotel Rue de la Chonade?
It is? What do you know about hotel suites? You don't know! Luke, you don't know! You've never been on the streets! You've never been on the streets.
I might have to fight him. I don't need to fight. You need a straighter.
We need a straight. No! No straighteners! No, we don't need straighteners! Take your shirt off and fuck him up! Take confidential. We do not need straighteners. No. No, no straighteners. Use the jab. This doesn't need to be straight. Use the jab. No! Use the jab!
*BOOM*
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Thank you.