Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
Move.
My brother is irresponsible, and I'm going to apologize for his...
the rationality.
by buying you a present.
But I can't buy you a watch because your hands are all fucked up. It's true.
So I'm going to buy you a Ferrari.
You don't buy a Ferrari. I'm buying a Ferrari. No, you're buying yourself a Ferrari. I can't drive a Ferrari. Whoa, Luke, this car is for you.
He's buying himself a Ferrari. Why would I buy myself a Ferrari? I've loads of cars.
Why would I do that? That would be wholly irresponsible. You're buying me and you a four-way.
Tristan, we're buying Luke a Ferrari. He deserves it because of what you did.
Live it.
You're not getting a Ferrari. He's getting a Ferrari. After his chest pain, he literally all went into Ferrari. That's exactly what's going to happen.
I guarantee it.
Yeah, but...
Cool, so I've got a Ferrari now, but I can't drive it.
Damn it Luke!
It's for Luke, it's for Luke, it's not for me. Not for me, it's for Luke!
*laughs*
*
- Look to say it's over.
Obviously he can't drive it so I'll have to drive before him at first.
Obviously, it's for Luke, but I'll have to drive it for him because his hands.
- Luke has no hands. - He has no hands.
I'm just being nice, really.
Well, I would...
I think the Bafari looks
The nicest. You think? Over the line ball.
Over them all, yeah. Yeah? I think, I don't know. Being here, looking at... Are you test-traveling?
Yeah. What's my 401k price? 812k. Is that the one that you want to buy?
- I'm sorry.
You're not buying it for Luke. Listen, Luke can't drive it, so I have to drive it because his hands are back. And then I'm driving it too. It's ours. It's Luke's.
It's mining oil. I'm buying it. I'm buying it for Luke. But you didn't.
I don't know if I wouldn't buy it.
Thank you.
These are American, you can probably see.
What are you doing Louie?
- No sui. - No sui. - Not sui. - So, do you let him do sui as a load of money? - No. - I bring it to my house. I let him live the millionaire's life.
He comes up with a bad idea, which I go along with.
And now he's doing it.
Andrew, don't hire him a lawyer.
Come on.
money down the drain.
Bye.
What is this?
- I'm just going to do that at 4:00 a.m.
- I'm gonna go.
Bye.
because of the
- You have to do it in a year.
from the morning.
I don't know.
We are back.
Did he open
last time.
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You can't even get it wrapped can you? I ain't gonna fit in the back bro. See how big I am?
text on for all of this.
Now I'm going to go test our Ferraris.
You're going to hit me for it.
So I'm going to be nice to you and I'm just going to
- Drive you home.
instead of test drive for.
Alright, one follow-up.
You're going to do the SMART key.
So I'm going to take a look home.
because he's not actually getting a Ferrari. I am.
I'm getting Ferrari. You're not. He said it was my Ferrari. It's my Ferrari. But it's not. Once I can drive a Ferrari. It's a Ferrari. It's mine.
Ciao for now.
- Yeah, my phone. - Yeah.
*music*
*music*
Not even close. Because obviously when I'm choosing a car for Luke, I have to choose the one I like driving the most. When you're choosing a car for Luke, it's all about how I like driving.
Luke his hands you know he's got bad hands so I'm gonna have to buy him a Ferrari that I'm gonna have to drive it full time to make sure that you know he doesn't injure his fingers. That's nice of me. I'm a nice guy.
Thank you.
I'm cold, though.
All right, Lori, it's been a good while since we had a good Irish style drinking contest. I want your hat. I bet you your hat, the hat that I'm winning tonight. All right. No, but what do I do? I'll have your coat. I'll have your coat. Your hat against my coat. My hat, your coat. How much was your hat? My hat was 20 quid. My coat was almost $12,000. It's about the same. All right. Keep scoring on fall.
Ready? Round one. Three, two, one. One nil to me. No, no, no. Best out of five. Okay. We'll keep it going all night. Highest score at the end of the night.
Keep it high. Ready? Round two.
*Sings* *Sings* Alright, best of three or best of five? Best of five! Best of five! One all!
Why are we at an Irish club? All the good places in this city, why are we at some Irish club? Oh, Andrew, why are you so sad?
along the seas to mourn.
Where Irishmen are proud and glad Of the land where we were born. O sun, I see in memory A far and distant day
When being just.
A boy like you.
I join the IRA
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Thank you.
*Tap*
I won. You did win. 2-1. 2-1 to you. Andrew's gone. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him.
So Luke, you're joining in on this race just because it's supposed to be related to me. You've got your name back, now Erna, you have almost a fight. So you're going to race me and Rory in the penultimate round. And Luke is actually in Rory's name. One more round and I win if I can beat Rory this time. Ready?
Let's go.
I will win your coat! F*ck it bro! F*ck it bro!
Woohoohoo! Alright alright
Keep my coat, keep it the hat
And I thought you were Irish I'm sorry, you're obviously more Irish than me
My grandfather's from Limerick in Ireland. I'm the real fucking deal. No contender. No shit. Check the hat. Good game. Good game. That's how the Irish do it. After the fight. We're all friends.
Now that we're done with the drinking contest, we can finally start.
- I'm not drinking.
.
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You like my new hat? I want that hat.
This is not a nice bar from the other day.
Where Wayne was just a line like you, enjoy the IRA!
We need McDonalds. McDonalds.
We do need my dogs.
Two cans to the fridge. Get us two cans to the fridge. Two cans? No, no, no, no, no. Tristan, we need my door. No, cans are fine. Fuck you. Look, look, my stomach is empty. I have had 15 pints alongside you and taken the key. We need to go back. You can't take my key. Fuck. Fuck.
The fuck? You can't get my fucking key!
What the fuck? Fuck you. Hey, bro, I'm sorry. I need nuggets. I'm sorry. I need nuggets. You don't need nuggets.
You need beer.
Here, I'm sorry. Give him a beer.
Give him a beer. For what? Give him a fucking beer. God damn it, guys.
eat
He does... No one understands one thing you want to know, it's physical force. You're good, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Disclaimer, a word for it is not involved.
Oh, oh, oh, so he's not in bed.
Not bad. You win. I'm ready for jiboozie. I'm ready for jiboozie. Sorry.
So he didn't actually go to sleep. Sorry. I was with you walking upstairs. I know here. And to fight you. I know. I already knew. I knew from the beginning. So why would you go upstairs?
Oh, I see. I see.
But you're about to catch these hands. I want to catch these cans.
I already knew. I was ready.
I woke upstairs ready to fight this man.
And he's ready for the cans, okay? Wait for the cans. Okay? Alright, cool. Wait for the cans. Cool, because you had the- the- this and this. The hands of the cans! Wait for you! I already knew. Wait for you! I already knew. Alright, with no respect.
Respect.
Thank you.
A few moments later.
and
Of course they're good.
You fucking dumbass. You fell right in front of me. I gotcha.
- What's going on?
this head after
Hey! Don't touch the fucking hand!
You have to choose me or this guy. Hey, don't fucking touch it.
You don't want to have sex? Fine. Get the fuck out. Yeah, I will not have sex with you. What did you do when I kicked you off? I look good. Okay, bye then. Fuck off. Fuck off. Hey, Ruffell, fuck off, man. I'm busy.
*Mario plays*