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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Thank you.
You?
We'll scratch it like you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's the plan for tonight? We out, we in, chilling.
I'm having a bubble.
Bowling. Bowling times two.
Suant merdekinmangu.
Well, I admire a lot of it.
- The cards are exactly the skull and the skull.
*laughs* No one plays bowling. I play bowling. You don't? You don't call. I'm a professional. Bro, I bought bowling ball online.
I'm holding gloves and gloves.
I'm holding you shirt.
- Oh.
Bowling is bad. Well guys, I'm leaving the bowling. If you win, you can decide what you do.
Dice. I am the king of dice. I'm going to lazy dice. I will go. Lazy dice.
- Please, guys, go.
There's no white wings.
I'll go with whatever it is.
Lazy dust.
I don't know where the lazy dice went.
Thank you.
Come on.
Disappeared, bruv.
Bro, the dice is gone. So basically I...
What was it?
Ah, she picked it up and then see what it was. Low IQ! Low IQ! Low IQ!
This is gonna be shit. Six? Six, bro. You don't have to lose. Nothing.
I am the king with ice.
I'm not sure you are, I am. Especially when I see you at home. Your own Z-Staller. Super Roll. I'm still a motherfucker. God damn it. Ballroom, Ziggs, and Ballroom. Ballroom? Sick boy on the beat. Such a bad motherfucker. *music*
*Music*
It's don't like bowling to me bruv.
They got scared. They knew. Me and you though it wasn't real beef. They ain't ready. So we decided to go VIP cinema as well.
Luke was crying because he doesn't like bowling. He didn't want to lose again.
So the cinema is a game we can all play. No one loses. Hard flu. We could tell you to do a drinking contest. So keep the European.
If all goes wrong, Chris, that's the plan.
to walk with you, as soon as you go to the cinema. No, the best thing is usually bullshit,
How do you need to go to the VIP cinema? This is a game.
- Yep, all last.
pretty well gonna die.
One meal, I haven't eaten anything. - We're a big man, we're gonna be a big man tell a lot.
England's now trying to copy this and they have some sort of VIP cinema and lesbian but here
You get unlimited alcohol.
I'm going to get you beer and wine as much as you can drink from the duration of the bill.
The reason you couldn't have something like this is in England.
It's because like broke people and homeless people would be begging until they had their 30 pound and change. And they'd get a cinema ticket and get super drunk and throw up and ruin it for everybody. It's true. Here, okay, I try to ruin it for everybody because I try to drink as much as I can, obviously.
But the Remainians will come here and have two beers and chips.
Weird. Come out on your mind.
- Yeah.
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Alright, you left the floor. Alright.
So, let me get this straight. You get three unlimited beers and the number you've chosen to drink is zero. You've never been broke.
There's no problem. What do you mean? I ate all their food. You haven't eaten all their food. I will eat all their food. I will eat all their food. Oh he's put it in there. He's bringing us a bucket of beer now. Luke, two buckets of beer. Yeah, we're having a beer off. Beer off. Beer off in the cinema.
Zero! Let's go! Zero is not an option. You can't choose. Zero is not an option. How much free drinks, how many free drinks would you like Chris? Zero?
your name.
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Here we go, let's go, let's start, let's start now.
Thank you.
- I'm almost gonna kill.
Thank you.
- How do I like this?
there is this official storm.
I'm drunk, I quit. I've been practicing.
I wouldn't get close, but I still do better. I'm coming. Nice, nice.
Marathon. Slow pace. We've got a long movie ahead of us. I'm already supposed to finish line, guys.
Thank you.
- Do you know?
James Bond.
a clearer building or how to shoot.
You can't watch these movies.
- Thank you.
So, than that.
They said the big guy was a bouncer and he hit someone and that person died.
So then within the space of two years, he ends up getting a job in this special police
What? Tell me that timeline. You punch them when they die like we're gonna hire them to a special police unit. We're a bunch of kids. We're all children.
fly drones,
Do shit that Navy SEALs don't do and then a hundred covers are blown up. And then when like Mike Lowry goes down to the plane with a basketball, you know, basketball, the Chinese one.
I've got basketball, I'm so cool, but I'm a Navy SEAL. And I'm 21.
Bumber Club this shit. I can't wash that garbage. Everyone's missing. He's on a motorcycle with 20 bucks. Everyone's shooting for 20 minutes.
Come on 20 minutes
Come on, man.
And he turns around.
Turns around one hand is...
With a...
with a submachine gun.
and double shots people off their bikes.
I can't watch it.
- My count's a really good waist part, Tom.
- Yeah, it's awesome. - Don't even waste my stuff.
By the way, watch the Ukraine episode and you doubt I can fucking shoot.
Cause I can fucking shoot, I know about guns.
- That's why Ukraine has too many bullets and man's season.
There you go, Bad Boys review.
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It's just a shit movie.
So there's a few things that annoyed me. Alright, tell me, I'm going to get started now. There was the Bouncer dude,
Secondly, there's no police unit in the world that does that kind of shit with you.
You're a police officer. Your job is basically paperwork.
throw them the streets. He was doing
running around, completely unlicensed.
Like, License to Kill. Like Delta Force. Fucking some machine guns and they're blowing up helicopters on bridges and nobody cares and it's all fine.
And his son would have got a death penalty. He just murdered seven people, including the police chief. Instead, they'd come to him at the end and go, hey, we have a job for you.
now here's the worst bit from all the technology that
Lease unit half.
No one seems to have a fucking...
radio. Police have been on the radio for about 70 fucking years.
the helicopter that the guy is shooting guns from on a
public hot bridge in the middle of Miami
Just what?
flies off into the distance.
One door helicopter chase.
No landing, no tracker, no knowing where it goes.
Yeah, it's a... There's a helicopter shooting people on the bridge. There would be fucking...
Military app.
Nonsense.
bullshit.
Horrible movement.
And it wasn't even funny.
Yeah, no funny joke.
- Two. - I found God. - Yeah, this is my son. - Finally, I put my glasses on.
Shit.
Super shit.
Spoiler alert, it's shit.
Don't watch bad boys. Spoiler alert.
Well, they're you good.
- Boo.
Don't watch it.
don't lose.
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*Gunshot*