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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Seek part of the beat.
*crying*
*music*
I'm going to go.
Don't get in close to the Freddy's.
- Go ahead and take it away.
That's all right.
- Sorry.
that was actually a 4-5 part of the month.
Look at that. 50 bucks.
Spent a lot more and a lot less.
Thank you.
Thank you.
when you spend $3,000.
Thanks.
Thank you.
in Austin, Texas.
Thank you.
most boring places
*crowd cheers*
American money is just not that cool.
- No, it's not cool.
- Thank you.
.
I found it cool.
Pounds.
G. Repeat, number one. British pound? What do you think?
- Okay.
This trivia?
Australian? I've never seen Australian.
Why are you like Australian?
Plastic.
I mean, thanks, John.
Yeah, yeah. We live in Romania. Romania is plastic.
Yeah, Romania. Romania is plastic.
It's ridiculous.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Mmm.
smokes.
and whereby a giant
box.
Here.
- Okay.
THANK YOU.
Back up cigar
I think he needs back-ups.
I need to back up there.
Thank you.
*cough*
*Rain*
- Nothing true without his.
- Oh, Mr. Plenty.
Bye.
Now we're talking, we got Ron Paul the Popeyes.
*outro music*
I'm going to watch that.
We'll see you next time.
A lounge of macaroni and cheese.
- The business class lounge is macaroni and cheese or cookies. - There's an orange over there, I've only one.
- I wonder if one of the sounds are sort of the way. The business class lounge is macaroni and cheese or cookies.
Gonna eat it anyway though.
yes bro we still wearing it, don't you? yes, macaraghan cheeseburger actually, it's hard to feel American once again, man. yeah
It was released in America like four years ago. Yeah. It's crazy, isn't it? I think what pisses me off about the United States as well. Fucking Wi-Fi. I guarantee the hotel we check into. We're checking in, we'll pay. It's not that expensive, this hotel.
100, 200 bucks a night, whatever it is,
I bet you have to pay $15 for the Wi-Fi as well. Land of the fucking...
Free my ass. Where's the free fucking Wi-Fi?
Romania has got fucking Wi-Fi everywhere. Go to a fucking cemetery and they got a Wi-Fi network.
HERE IT'S
you know, log in, watch six adverts.
Give us six of your phone numbers and your passport number.
pay us 15 bucks, credit card details.
for fucking wifi.
Let's do that. Country's a war on my ass.
America.
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First flight experience of my life.
to a man Jordan four hours two hour wait a man Jordan to JFK thirteen hours five hour wait JFK down to Austin, Texas four and a half hours long time
And what's the worst thing about it is
Tristan booked it to get us to All-Star.
Obviously also
It's a small airport, so we did this bullshit roundabout.
when he could have booked to buy the Houston direct 12 hours. And then we could have just took an hour and a half in a car. We would have been here. We've been here yesterday, bro. We've been in the sky twice as long.
Well...
You were first class.
I drank a lot of champagne.
He looks like a geek.
Did you get champagne in the taxi?
Thank you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
- Okay.
I've been flexing on the broke boys, flexing on them, flexing on them. I've been flexing on the broke boys, flexing on them, flexing on them.
- All right, so how did this happen? I think it's a good one in advance.
in the direction
No, America's a fucking failed society. It's nothing to do with me.
America's in Seoul had been fucking cool, and nothing works here. The cash points are ancient.
But when it comes to hotels, it's all cool and hip, and they text you, and you come and enter the fucking code from the text message.
Fucking text message to a Romanian fucking number.
Well, you emailed me. Tell them that I'm ready to get in. You have to email them back up. They need my fucking picture of my ID.
So, funny. You emailed me.
they can't text me.
"Hi, looks like we need a selfie for verification, and a picture of your ID.
I took a picture of my ID outside of their fucking hotel.
We've got a new one.
and I test it saying cold and stuck outside, hurry.
She said, hi Tristan, there was no image attached.
one minute later, actually we received the image
but we still need a selfie.
I reply with a selfie.
And I say,
What kind of hotel thing is this?
too cool and quirky to have a fucking reception desk. This is a total failure. Nothing about this was said on Booking.com when I booked it.
Do you rednecks not have international guest stay ever? I'm outside at 2:00 a.m. taking selfies like a fucking jerk after 24 hours of work.
blind.
All right.
door.
*Loud noise*
Okay.
Thank you.
*Gunshot*
We're in.
Oh, oh.
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Thank you.
To be fair...
Not a terrible fucking room.
*thud*
*Ding*
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's got hot sauce.
Alright, so it's the same code for the room upstairs. I have two rooms like this.
You run for one.
Alright, me and you will die through the bed and upstairs.
- You won't fall here. - We'll figure it out tomorrow.
Thank you.
Put me for a few days up.
Thank you.
To be fair, our book date is really the three nights. We should all dice and see who loses.
Yeah.
Alright, you know what?
It's a very fair system.
Do you have dice? No, we have virtual dice.
- We're involved with joining our guys today. - I'm gonna be out comfortable, but this is the way.
*sad music*
Thank you.
I know I'm going to lose because the world hates me today.
Thank you.
The world doesn't like me today. I'm losing the dice.
Right here, two dice. Ready? No.
Let's go.
Ready?
Amen.
You're first just tap the dice
11. 11.
- 10.
Thank you.
You have to sit on the couch.
- All right, fine. I'm gonna fall out of the back of Alex, because he lost his dice. - God damn it. - I'm gonna fall dice is a fair system, and that's just the way he can get the force.
This is a fair hook out.
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Jesus.
Let's go.
Call it what you want.
Anyone read?
*BOOM*
A driver named Mike is coming to pick us up at a Chevrolet Suburbal.
you
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*Gunshot*
Thank you.