Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
you
Sick Boy on the Beat.
Ah!
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Everyone knows the ocean.
or just swimming pool.
But everybody keeps saying they want to go to the sea, they want to go to the ocean.
So the only way to do it, not like a broke boy,
is to rent a big ass
Fuckin'
- Okay.
They're coming two at a time.
And they just want to ride because they love the weather shine but I still remember days we used to struggle on the grind.
Jumping in? Hell no.
Dubai has no soul!
You know what it is? We don't have access to real life in this weather bike. And it's fine, but Dubai is expensive. People who don't like it, like the jet skis, three, four, a hundred bucks. Massage three, four hundred bucks. Nice dinner, three, four hundred bucks. I think a thousand a day, to me, to you, it's like who cares? That's your spending money. But to most things, a thousand is a month's work. They can't do that in a day.
and drink in their hotel room and say goodbye is boring. It's because it's expensive. It's fun. You need to have money. And loads of people to buy our boats.
We could all swim, jump in. It's all good. So this is a good one to jump off. You want to get that footage? Yeah, maybe. I ain't drunk in no water. I have a saying, oceans are just swimming pools for poor people. I'm telling you. You go to the third world country, all poor people splash around the ocean. Look, I like my luxury, clear-ass swimming pools. No sharks, no jellyfish, no one shits in it. It's wonderful. It's fair. Oceans are swimming pools for poor people.
I probably won't get it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*BEEP*
Sick Boy on the Pit
*crickets*
Walk home run full? Walk home? Walk home. Could do. Not too far. A couple of hoes.
Desert hoes.
Hey man, get some of those nomadic, camel riding, long sheet wearing, Arabian desert wheels. Thanks, I've seen them on TV. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, deserthomes.com.
I know you've got to do it, so I'm trusting you.
Use your body.
No shit!
*Mario plays*
Do you see any militia group, rebel army,
The military, the Kurdish defense force, the Turks in the desert, they're all driving Toyota fucking trucks. Because they're the fucking best. Everyone's getting stuck.
I get stuck.
I made the right choice. I'm smarter than the average motherfucker. If you could guess last week before you came on our adventures, you had to point on a map where on earth you would be.
Would you be in a desert on the edge of a mountain? Hell no.
Hell no. Out in Regis.
Friesia. Farley Hill. Cookies and Cream dumpster. Could be. Lucy Farms shops. Could have been shooting some music video.
not here. Life's the same everywhere. Let me tell you something about chicken. There are three different chicken dishes in the world.
three different types of chicken you can eat
This is the second one.
Category one is when white people cook chicken.
That's one. Category two is when brown people cook chicken. I'm enjoying this. Brown people chicken is good.
category three
is when black people cook chicken.
And everyone knows that black people chicken is better than brown people chicken and a hundred times better...
then white people took it.
That's just a
a matter of culinary expertise. And I'm right. Don't at me.
He ain't lying.
*Police cheering*
Hey.
Thank you.
Guys!
I'm fucking dizzy. That was like 10 spins. I'm telling you I'm dizzy.
- Okay.
I would definitely do a lot of it.
Well I don't know how many it was. Well he stopped me. I could have done more.
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