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The last time I, uh...
Took one of these spaces. Someone goes, "Excuse me, are you disabled?" And I said, "Call the police." And the police turned up and just drove straight past me. And they're gonna go up to the front and go, "What's the problem?" "Oh, there's another car."
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not in Chinese.
It's a crazy phantom.
Thank you.
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I'm going to go.
Thank you.
I always park in disabled bays. I'm not a bad person, but I'm a quick person. Most people are slow and stupid. I'm fast.
There was no turd people in wheelchairs trying to use this space in those 45 seconds it took me to buy this. So no one loses.
But last time I took one of these spaces, someone goes, excuse me, are you disabled? And I replied, I am excited.
And their face was like...
Perfect this, man.
Ben, what are you going to do? I'm disabled. Don't be rude to me.
Fuckers.
Put on your seatbelt, young man.
So here I am at the world famous Storm Jim Luton where myself, my brother and many other great
We decided to put him through what we call the Shark Tank. One round with each fire, one after the other. He did three rounds and well, here's a compilation of Mike's greatest hits.
We're like halfway through the round now.
- Good. - Good. - Good. - Good.
*Slow music*
uh
- That one, right knee. Down, right knee. - Come on, Mike. Hands up, let's go. - One minute. - Punch him, Mike. Punch him fast. - Punch him, Mike. - Man up. Is he Romanian? - Punch him. - Is he Romanian? - Yeah. - Okay, yeah. Come on. - Oh, kurwa. - Let's go. Punch. - Come on, punch him. - Punch him, Mike. - Punch him. Come on, punch him. You can't come to the gym and not... You punch him. Let's go. You punch him. Go.
That's it, harder! Four punches, go go! Go Mike, go Mike, come on!
Welcome to Storm Gym!
Punch, punch, punch the belly!
Body man, harder! Come on brother, even your girlfriend likes it harder than that man!
It's going to be ground and pound. One, two, three, four, five. 40 seconds, let's go! 40 seconds! Last round, finish strong! Finish strong! Move it! Come on, come on! Let's go! Keep giving the nuts! Do something! Careful with the head, Tristan. Well, kind of slow, that's it. Half a cut, Tristan. Right hand up. Right hand up. Come on, Mike! Come on!
Harder, harder, go, go! Ah, nice! Hands up, Justin. Hey! Back body hook! Nice, that's the one. Two more. Five, four, three, two, one. Well done.
So Andrew's decided not to come.
But I'm going to take Mike on a tour through Luton. Now Luton,
is a town about the size of Brasov,
slightly bigger.
Much richer because it's in the United Kingdom
but Luton is a
failed
city.
completely failed in every way.
So here we go, Luketon Council.
The saddest thing about this
This over here is a war memorial.
has all the names of all the men from Luton who died during the war.
TO.
to defend this country. And now the country's turned to shit.
- Thank you.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How are we getting tonight? So, uh,
Nah man
- Thank you.
Okay.
I couldn't understand shit anyway.
He's asking me some money. Yeah
- No.
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Look at this.
- Bye.
I'm on edge as well.
I'm coming up to the after car lighter. Weirdos, punks, I'm just kidding.
No one is speaking English
He's a fan to say
This is the centre of the city. This building used to be a cinema when I first moved to Luton. It's been closed for about 14 years and nothing has reopened yet.
This is England. Now keep in mind, Mike, Romanian people leave Romania
to live and work.
Yes.
Thank you.
Huh?
I told you that people that didn't travel before they're thinking it's some wow, some other countries, wow amazing. Failed exciting. It's like... How many whole roads? Zero.
Zero.
What's more background?
in this shopping mall right here a few weeks ago when my mother was in there two dudes ran in with knives started stabbing each other one from dying
right here extract i'll point to it
There's a little plaque it's up here somewhere and memorial to a policeman who was standing around being a policeman And some African dude attacked him with a knife and stabbed him to death in the middle of everybody here There's a plaque right here. I'm gonna show you don't fix the problems with the country. Just give them a little memorial plaque That makes it all better
Don't fix the inherit problems.
with this nation.
Let's just leave little plaques to the stabbed dead innocent English police officer. Hold that camera tight because it's worth money so I'm not trying to wipe it off. I'm from Romania and I wouldn't move here.
Here for LPC Jonathan Charles Henry
Rivers of June 2006.
Poor guy, just standing around doing his job.
Some fucking lunatic stabbed him to death right here in the street.
Now we're going to enter
the one and only shopping mall in this
in the sentence.
of people get stabbed in here.
Oh, and obviously because this is England, everything closes at 6:00
PM.
So--
so one, everything will be shot.
You're going to put it on the top of the geocie, please.
- I understand.
for remedians.
Yeah.
The bad ones.
Yep.
He's digging cigarettes at the air street as well.
failed societies.
All right.
but look at the people in it
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
Thank you.
I would hate... It's important for society. I would hate my country as well. That was the case. I mean, it's totally lost. It's failed. How are you going to fight this? What can I do? Even as rich as I am, what good am I supposed to do? Why would you stay if there's no more...
Of your own people and then all these people have English passport
so they're not even foreign.
These guys are like...
*cough*
Ah, fuck. Those guys with the turbines are like, seats of the people. They work as like lawyers and doctors.
I mean, they're smart and unique.
They're the good ones. They're the people we...
that society should want. I, Tristan Tate,
I used to work here for a few months.
putting things on shelves, filling the shelves up in the shop.
for my hair.
A man of my influence.
stacking shelves.
- Thank you.
England has not always been a failed society. There are some nice things in every English town. So here we are in Luton and I'm about to take you to a nice place in Luton because they do exist. But this building I think is over 300 and something years old and people built this house back before England was a failed society. So now it's a hotel.
You have a right.
Speed bumps on this road. I'm in a rental car so I don't care.
Not my car, not my problem. Come on, faggot.
This was something that was built back when England was the greatest nation on Earth.
a shithole. But before England was a shithole, somebody built this as his house. And then he passed it down the various generations of his family, and one guy in his family got into debt and ended up having to sell the estate, which is now bought by a hotel company, and then he killed himself in this house. That's a true story.
Uh, saw the plaque where the policeman was stabbed to death. Saw the war memorial of all the men who fought and died for nothing. Walked through the mall.
Failed. Society.
So you've been gallivanting all day, what's your plan? He must have called the police to go there. And now they're going there to find out what the problem is. And the problem is me. And I'm leaving.
See ya! Morons. Idiots.
and some guy said stop taking pictures and I said call the police and the police turned up and just drove straight past me. And they're gonna go up to the front and go what's the problem? Oh there's another car.
Sorry officers.
Oh we're here. Some guy was taking pictures. He's gone now. What a waste of police time.
Fatal society.
So what do you think, is Mike gonna do it?
one bowl of soup like and you're saying you can't eat one bowl of soup. Then you're eating. This is your turn.
- My chest to redemption. - To redemption. Yeah. Finish the bowl without taking hours of a pussy. Just eat it normally.
and you can be a mess. This is the first pepper soup ever. It's a teacher, it's a teacher some power. And to learn. Okay, here we go. One bowl of soup. There are bones in the meat so pick the bones out. Just try some of the broth first. Okay, thank you.
Uh...
You fall down. So he's talking about the disease.
You can't deal with that.
Mm-hmm.
One bowl of soup bro. Jesus, what's this made of?
Only spicy, I mean... It's called pepper soup. It's made of peppers. Ahhhhhh...
Andrew believes in you.
I think you're a punk. One bowl of soup separates.
Being a boy from being a man.
How much did you get into somebody else?
Me and Andrew used to eat this before every cute boxing fight. It gives you power.
- You know they're around here like that.
- Good for my cold. - It is actually, no, if you're sick, it kills you.
- We're sick of these. - Yeah. Now you see when Romanians tell me something spicy, why I laugh at them.
'Cause it doesn't exist.
It's fake news. Romanians watching this won't understand, because they've never tasted anything like it.
They eat these, they enjoy you. It's good for you, makes you strong.
I enjoy it.
I'm actually quite enjoying it, but it's getting me right now. We'll fix your cold and it'll give you energy.
An hour from now, I'm being serious, it's not a joke. An hour from now, tell me if you feel tired of you. It's like taking cocaine. It's crazy.
An hour from now you're gonna feel like really awake and energetic. We used to eat it before training.
- It needs your power, for real.
You've got control. That's a secret. That is our secret. No one talks about it.
Exactly. Fucking good place. Yeah. How do you think I have sex with so many women, Mike? Years of pepper soup.
Thank you.
- No, no, no.
Did you enjoy anything?
Are you enjoying it? White boys. It's from Romania. We're trying to teach him.
- Woo!
*laughs*
- Cook the business, slow cook.
Yeah, probably.
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Thank you.
It's spicy at the bottom, the bottom here, yeah, because the spices are at the bottom, the spices sink here
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Amen.
I'm going to go to the next one.
Well, I've got to have you on the program.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
- Oh.
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Oh my god. There you go.
When I used to eat it, I ate all the meat first, all the chunks of meat first, and I drank the...
broth at the end from the bowl.
Thank you.
- It's a pain in his face.
This is what London has instead. What the fuck is wrong with this country? It's literally people who will stab you.
the field site.
It is a failed society. So here we are in the great city of London.
Hell on Earth.
worst city that there is.
I cannot believe anyone would leave Bucharest.
and come to live and work here.
It's
It's cold. It's August and I'm cold.
I'm not sure.
looking at everyone, everyone looks like a drug addict or scumbag, I have to watch my back, keep my fist clenched in case someone comes out of the way, stabs me, trying to steal my watch, and like you joke, Google crime in London, Google it, London is that dangerous.
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