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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Thank you.
I did that when I was in London, I pulled up in the Huracan and parked it right along the street. I got out and the traffic board goes, "I will give you a ticket!" I said, "Bro, what the fuck are you waiting for?" I said, "I don't know!" "50 pounds, I pulled up in the Huracan!" "Shit, I'm not gonna fucking take it, you're not gonna pay it anywhere!" I gave the ticket. That's another thing. Some girls start laughing. The coolest thing, maybe one of the coolest things you can do in life. I had a bunch of shopping bags, I walked up to the Huracan, there was a parking ticket on it, I took it.
on the floor.
And they were like, "What?" I'm gonna need you to put the ticket on the floor. Yeah, come arrest me.
I'm not so confident now bro. Name a champion ever in history. You start getting hit, started feeling the pressure, had a bad round and then after a knockdown just went, "You know what? Nah, I don't want it." Name one great champion. Never happened.
Thank you.
Outro Music.
So we're sparring on some guy who's a Max Muay Thai champion, one of the best in the Middle East. So we're going to see how I can do after three years of...
women's cigars
Drinking, very little training.
About all. So I'm gonna have to rely on my uh...
you
fuck knows.
Fuck those guys.
Good slide.
It's like Rocky where he's saying, you haven't got the speed, you haven't got the stamina, you're old now. You're just going to have to just... Fuck knows, get in there. See how it goes.
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Thank you.
So just finished sparring. I was being a bit nice, you know.
Nah, he's good.
But then we've gotten some bullshit challenge. We're gonna walk to the top of the tower 80 floors up the stairs. I don't know how did this happen?
Someone was talking some shit and I'm walking up the stairs. How did this happen? How did we agree on this? I don't know.
We're walking 80 floors to the top.
That's the goal. Look at them all doing double steps and running and shit.
Stairs of bullshit. Stairs of bullshit. Stairs of bullshit. Sorry for Mr. Fucking Gentleman, man. Exactly.
We're for them all for half a while.
This is much harder than usual cardio.
an hour of sex.
Much harder than three six.
Thank you.
Totally over.
Outro Music.
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Yes.
Thank you.
I almost said it from somewhere.
Bye.
I'm out.
Thank you.
The hollowest victory of all. We're at the top.
And the door is locked.
- Come on.
How you feeling? Jules fine. Doing him? Jules probably got a boner. Ready to fuck for 6 hours. Andrew's dead. I'm triple dead.
and one fold.
Amen.
Did you call me? Yeah. A.I.A.
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Thank you.
Supposedly, supposedly these are the fastest go-karts you can rent. So I'm about to brunt you up. My arm falls out of place if I do this. I've got an injury on my shoulder. You're about to lose. I said I didn't want to come. Yeah.
Guys, the GoPro's not working.
You can't fucking film with a fucking iPhone on a fucking go-kart track. You know what? Mike...
Mike fucked up loads.
And Mike is here, "Rumvold, you're supposed to be the guide."
You're supposed to be the man. Try and turn it off.
No working?
The GoPro doesn't work.
Did you charge it?
Yeah.
I don't know what fault.
We're not here 7 foot 4.
You're lucky.
I'm just going to have to beat you at go-karting without it being filmed. And then take you back here with a GoPro that works next week.
So maybe this was all a plan, a conspiracy by you to go go-karting twice. Maybe you're just a super go-kart fan and I'll let that slide one fall. But if next time we come here, we don't have a working GoPro.
I'm gonna be pissed.
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