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Good shot there from Tate!
you
Good.
So Tristan's being a pussy. We're supposed to go see the best cinema on Dubai, blah blah blah.
You say you feel sick.
I feel sick, I feel sick, you little bitch.
Even though he's so big and strong, he's almost like a little bitch. This is why I feel sick. Yesterday,
We had all of this before dinner. We went out.
We went out to an all-you-could-eat meal.
It was all you could eat, true or false? And before we went, he ate one, two, three, four, five, five packs.
and like fucking 30 sticks of beef jerky. Why are you so big, bro? You see? He's a pussy.
There's no way he can't come to a movie.
No one's too sick to sit in a chair
I moved it.
Thank you.
- Well, you sit.
Fuck off with the camera, I'm sick. You're not sick. Bro, I'm sick. I feel sick.
Leave me alone.
Cigars, you're not laying benched with cigars when you're sick.
Don't I?
It's exactly what I'm fucking doing, isn't it? You have little fucking eyes? Get the fuck out of my room. You too, Rumpole. You fucking move.
A few moments later.
Yo, Andrew. You took my cinnamon together.
Do you have my cinnamon cinnamon?
I'm better now.
- A brief journal. - No, better.
- The only doctor doesn't care
Hold on, kill me. It does.
You know what? Keep jerking. It does. Am I better, yes or no? Yes or no? What have I been eating by?
- Answer, fuck you.
It's a full-fucking thing. Be sure to get it.
Seek point on the beat.
Peace.
you
Oh, it's Mr. Plenty.
on book rest.
I'm not eating.
Yes, it is.
The food here looks superior.
Yeah, yeah. Farsana coffee sugar.
We're about to find out what's good or wrong.
- I'm not sure how to do it.
- Bye.
Loads of bugs. What's this?
That might make me feel better.
cinema I keep in mind.
I know.
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Everyone knows that.
If you watch it at home, you know that.
you know, recognize cinema, Aikido, and you see one,
your faculty
justice.
- Seven seconds.
Chalking that's too bad.
Amen.
- No foodies.
Shh.
Hard to kill. Popcorn salted, of course.
Do you have butter to go in the salted popcorn?
- No.
As good as USA yet. Salted popcorn.
I'm going to get back on it.
Poor dad.
Yeah.
that won't even
Those two things, silky popcorn, and then I'll have
with strawberry, no, I have a cherry ball.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
I'll have a coffee.
I like the idea of a cafe latte grande.
I also have three bowls
sparkling water.
hydration.
to you.
I'm not.
I ain't even got a flex. You just want to make love. I just want to have sex.
But ain't nothing ever stopped us. Fuck what you heard. We interrupt this program for a special news bullet.
- Okay.
at the place.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hold on.
You know what? Everyone's going to ask us. I'm going to say it now in advance. You know what messages I'm getting? Everyone's messaging me already saying,
How do you, how are you guys so rich? How do you travel the world? How do you have such a fucking amazing life?
How are your arms so big and chiseled?
And the answer is the same.
We make a lot of money, we make it online, I'll teach you how. I'll teach you how.
I'll put a link in the description. Stop fucking asking me that question. Stop inboxing me. How do you make money? It's in the description. That's how we make money.
Thank you.
How hard do you think it is? I think if I'm gonna die, I should have some orange juice first.
Orange juice. They better take card. I bet they don't take card. I guarantee they're not.
I thirsty
- Yeah.
I'm going to go to the next one.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
Thank you.
Did you take a card? Yes. Boom.
Thank you.
No food?
You got food?
So I'm not.
Atawama
I want a bash hot dog
- Okay.
I'm burning or I don't want to follow. Okay.
Shawarma chicken.
- Okay.
Hungry?
- Yeah, me. - Two. And then a watermelon juice and a coconut juice.
- Prestige and sport. - Security.
Goodbye.
Everything's weird.
- Dr. Eduardo, my friend, so you will start right here, in our gallery to see information.
Safters?
- Great.
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Thank you.
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What is going on?
So this is as high as the pyramids.
Thank you.
Oh, oh.
Fair enough.
I'm not.
Oh, no.
Wow.
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you
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you
Go!
Thank you.
Oh.
I have no idea what to do. I'm so confused bro.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
- I'm gonna see you.
*music*
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So
- Oh, yeah.
Shit.
you
*laughs*
- What's up?
Yeah.
One needs to use, take it forward.
- Yeah.
Hey. - The man's posing.
- Okay.
- All right.
*Humming*
Why is everything in my life like wire heights? I hate this but one fear and it never gets the ball of me but now where I'm living is high. I'm here it's high. Skydive is high.
down at new city and the left will see the old city. In the video while we walk on our smartphone glass we can see what's going on down.
- You're gonna rock. - I'm like, walk across. - Walk, walk across. - I'm like, walk across. - Straight across. - No, bro. You do it. Straight across. - Straight across. - Go, go. - Oh.
Oh.
Yo.
Bruh.
Bruh.
- It's reality. - Yeah?
Can I do it? I can't walk in that. No way.
Alright, I'm here. I've got to do it. One walk. Straight across.
Feel it down. Feel it down.
Look down bruh
Woo!
Who's idea was this?
Well...
Future to buy, bro.
- No, no, no.
not contain any more blasts.
- I'm not sure.
No means.
- I'm pretty sure.
you
Thank you.
I'm eating my man for dinner. I want to go over a business proposition. No doubt I won't be able to put that on the YouTube channel.
Add depressed light there's no way i'm going free diving
It's not even with a tank. What's the? It doesn't make any sense. Hold your breath. Go down into the deep dark cold.
and hope a shark doesn't eat you is that sport that's a sport how's that sport never what do you do it the rope australians are australian australian people can do australian people things it doesn't make sense bro never give it time didn't one of your prime ministers go swimming one morning get eaten by a shark and go missing forever that was in the 50s yeah and there was never a conspiracy theory the australians just like a shark got in it happens and it was all good
Is that a real story? It's a real story. The Prime Minister went missing. He used to swim every morning. No, seriously. Yeah. Was that Harold Boltz or something? I believe that is the name, yeah. He used to go swimming every single morning. One day he went swimming and he didn't come back. It didn't vary his routines, man. That was a security mistake right there. Look, man. Start saying the shit about your routines. I ain't doing no free diving. I don't go in the ocean in general. I mean, if it's extremely clear, extremely warm water. When I was in Jamaica, I got in the water up to my waist. And that's only because being on land in Jamaica is really more dangerous than being in the water.
But in general, in general, I stay out of oceans. It's not my playground. I can't fight. I spent too many years learning. I can't do none of that. All I can do is flounder like a pussy and get eaten. No. Free dive aikido, man. Free dive aikido. The world wants it. Maybe it does, but I'm not going deep down. That is a good reason to do it. I'm not going deep down under dark, cold war with sharks. Yeah, because you can't breathe on the war. That's why it's war. That's why we don't have gills. Fuck that. No way.
It's a good time.
I want to.
You look not as mean too.
What are you, Uncle? I know you only got free diving sharks. Nope. Nope. Never ever ever. You'll be bigger than a shark, man. Don't worry. Never. I've been a million years, my God's got free diving.
Diving with sharks.
What's wrong with people?
Oh, look, there's a shark. It can kill me. Let me go swim with it.
And it's not even like a shark's like a lion or a bear. A lion or a bear is a mammal. Like if it's familiar with you
If it knows you, it can be kind of like cool. Sharks are like reptilian. You can hang out with a shark every day. And then like 10 years later, it's like, fuck it, I'm hungry now.
They don't care about you. They have no emotions. Never. Sharks are boosters.
- Yes.
Yeah, you could be friends with a bear. You could be friends with a bear.
He could be friends with the lion, he could be friends with the wolf.
You can be friends. There's a lot of shakes that have a lot of lions in it. Lions and tigers. Yeah. Show me one shake with a fucking shark swimming around in his tanks.
Zero. There's no friendly shark.
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You can't put it on YouTube, bro.
First flight experience of my life. Why?
A man Jordan, four hours, two hour wait. A man Jordan to JFK, 13 hours, five hour wait. JFK down to Altman, Texas, four and a half hours. Long time.
And what's the worst thing about it is
Tristan booked it.
get us to Allston, Texas.
obviously also
It's a small airport so we did this bullshit roundabout.
when he could have booked Dubai to Houston direct 12 hours. And then we just took an hour and a half in a car. We would have been here. We've been here yesterday, bro. We've been in the sky twice as long.
But...
We were first class.
I drank a lot of champagne.
He looks like a gamer.
Did you get champagne in the taxi?
Yes.
*laughs*