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Good shot there from Tate!
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Sick Boy on the Beat.
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Thanks for all.
No soap. I was gonna write a suicide note, but now I kill it making suicide notes. Bang it out.
right George suicide Kurt Cobain but Clarence 720 but it sound like a plane when I'm on the road stay in your lane beat getting
We're going to do this one. I'm going to do 20 kilos. Continue the post. Ready?
killed like a shot to the brain suicide suicide suicide suicide let's do it die do it die do it die
i know you're seven foot four bro
But you just ordered
A breakfast burrito
Jamaican fried shrimps
a whole pepperoni pizza, a bacon bacon double cheeseburger, and now you're ordering cheesecake.
Like, I know like paying for your food was part of the terms and conditions. You're gonna bankrupt me, man. Seriously, Ron Paul.
Jesus, no wonder you got so big.
Motherfucker.
Oh yes.
Run for it.
two fucking seasons.
You are not about to eat those two fucking cheesesteaks. I don't believe it.
- Thank you.
*repeat* *repeat* A few moments later... *repeat* Okay, okay.
One fold. You bit off more than you could chew. You gotta stop playing with me one fold.
Two cheesecakes.
I don't care how big you are, no one can eat that much.
- Thank you.
Whew.
I'm going to go.
Number one.
Yes, please. Hello, is the animal out?
three cohibo rules.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
And that is all for now.
That's all. - You like the strong cigars like that? I have a few cigars for the Supremo. - Well, the Supremo, I've had these before. They take too long to smoke, a little bit too strong for me. I've had them before and it's a little.
- Thank you.
I'll still use one of the tracks.
Thank you. These are good. These.
I have one that you have in a coffee shop.
I also have two of these. You know what? These get fancy. Okay. Two of those. This is the best one on his face. I like to suck it so.
It's very expensive but I will buy it.
What about one?
457 durings, that's about $120.
That's wonderful. Yeah, I will take this. I will take this. Any light -up cutters? No, I have light -up cutters or anything. I'm a cigar professional.
- Yes.
- Thank
Thank you.
I'll show
for some number of boys.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
the apexes
There you go.
- It was good.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
No, I think
So I'll have a different...
This is Sambuca Tequila and Tabasco hot sauce.
that's what is in the
I got one especially in one fold.
because yesterday you wanted to be king of ordering stuff.
and order so much food and so much cheesecake, they almost back looked at
I'm the king of water, it should be.
So we're smoking.
And we're drinking these.
Oh my God.
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That is.
- Absolutely.
because it's horrible.
Thank you.
Enjoy, bro.
except for the parents.
- Dream on a drink.
Why did you tell us what happened? Everything was fine, we were just seeing the Philippines sinking. I wasn't going to drink anymore, but now you've got
So complicated.
- Okay, can we have 10?
Random call to him.
So it's a 10. - So pairs of two, of course. - Okay, she did. - Pairs of two.
Five random cocktails, which gives us 10 random cocktails, because we like bargain.
We used to be broke.
So now we can't resist.
- I'm gonna tell you about the best business
man I've ever been in my life.
The best business
I remember my life was a homeless man.
South Cross.
Because business is all about
the same.
So that's about the pitch.
and the cloak.
So it's all about glimmermann. So I'd say, you know, would you like this cigar?
This cigar is beautiful, it's handmade, it's wonderful.
Then the closes, it costs this much,
It's cheaper if you buy them.
Pitching the clothes is how you do business. This Korean homeless guy,
had the heart of
get the whole
This guy was the business
mastermind of the
He would...
see you from about 50 meters away.
and start waving
Like, what is it?
Because he's small, he's Korean, me and Andrew are giants, every Korean guy,
like down here, like at my dinner.
This guy's waving at me.
smiling and give me thumbs up, so what do you do?
I mean, he's not going to be
- Yeah.
Smile.
Give him a thumbs up, he'll wait back.
smiles more, he waves, he
approaches you, gets closer and closer.
So then the guy's over and he's within touching distance.
You're smiling, you give them one fine way to smile,
He then works out a sign from behind himself
that says,
Please.
some cash
and goes like this.
The pitch has been done. He's your boy now. You've been smiling at him. You've been talking for five minutes to his friend now. He's your friend.
Cause he made the approach from, oh, you're already waving, smiling, he already sees you waving. He's coming out going, hey, thumbs up and all this shit. Now he's your buddy.
And then the clothes comes.
and cash saw.
you can do.
Give me some
I gave him cash every time I saw him
For the Holy Cards of the South Korea.
about five times. I even took a picture of
He was the best businessman I've ever seen before.
Please,
some cash cards that's approved
If you're watching,
Can someone in South Korea, someone in Seoul, South Korea find the Please Some Cash Guide?
Tell him to add me on Instagram. I will send him...
$500 in Bitcoin right now.
Please.
some crypto cash.
genuine offer. Find that name. One of every cocktail. Yes? One, one, one, one, one, one, one of everything. All the cocktails? One of every cocktail. All of them. All of them. All of them. All of them. But we take two minutes, okay? Say again? Two minutes, get ready. Yeah, yeah, when they're ready, bring them in the rain. Thank you.
What the fuck are these?
What the fuck are these? This one.
some crypto cash, that is a genuine offer. Find that man.
This one is Olivia, which I've never tried. This one is called My Father the Judge. Tell me you're going to look at a cigar called My Father the Judge. It's a cool name, but... Wait, wait, wait. What are you going to say? What you're doing is you're smoking Broke Boy Cigar. Would you drive a Broke Boy vehicle if it's called My Car, My Father the Judge? No. Those are Broke Boy Cigars. How much is your most expensive cigar? Do I have with me?
- I bought the cigar on the men's Palance of $220.
- My father, the judge. - Here we go. - All right, you win. I do have some $160 cigars in my pocket, which are probably of better quality, because I bought them at a cigar shop. - The cigar. - Yeah, why not? - You're on vacation. - Why not? - Smoke that one, light that one up. - It's all you, man. He ain't gonna smoke it. I got personal sash. See that? That's personal sash right there.
- It is chubby especial, just like my dick. Chubby and special.
- Our waiter looks like the Indian version of the Weldstone Raider. That you want some guy, everyone knows him.
being special.
If you want some, I'll give it you. I'm telling you, I'm wearing a speaking image, but Indian. Watch this. This is what? Which one is this? Zappa. Zappa? Yeah. Good. You want some? Yeah. Do you want some? No, you don't? If you want some, I'll give it you. No, you don't want some? No, I won't. That's cool. These hawks are playing well.
We'll be right back.
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