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Good shot there from Tate!
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So, uh, I'm supposed to be starting this vlog telling you about the new cameraman who fired Mike, all this crazy shit's happened, none of it was on film, etc, etc. And here we are, supposed to be flying to Dubai, and Tristan booked tickets.
for the wrong day.
It's 15th of November, he booked the 15th of December. Business class.
Like six grand.
Now he's running his ass to the ticketing office trying to pull up a miracle.
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First off, you can find me a thousand views.
during the ticket stop.
I've already complained.
and we managed to pull it off and we got tickets and now we're going to Dubai and our VIP meet and greet and everything has not been destroyed. So you booked it? I didn't booked it because I'm Georgiana.
- Thank you.
I want this on the record, my personal assistant screwed up the ticket.
I don't scoop things up.
That's how we stay with it.
Watch me lose
Thank you.
- That's good.
All the time.
I'm the greatest gambler there's ever been.
I'm the greatest gambler.
there's ever been
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Speed game
Thank you.
See you on it now.
They're still down
Gambling's up to do with awful
Now you're off.
I'm up, but now I got recovered for your loss.
Ross
Okay, there, you've won.
of our coverage.
measly loss
leaves, uh.
Bye-bye.
not have it.
No, you haven't.
Almost restored family honor. If you didn't fuck up there.
- All right.
It's your fault.
See you there.
next time.
Next time on Bankrupting, Andrew and me both lost the same amount.
And you lost double what I lost.
so
I'm the real champion.
normal gambling segment we have in every single episode.
THE END OF THE END OF THE
The best thing about flying a business class, sorry this time Ronfall, we booked you together, is you get on the plane first and then you have to sit there in a big comfortable chair and everyone else has to walk past you. That's the best thing.
No one needs this standard for a coconut case. 31 degrees?
*outro music*
Bye.
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I'm free.
I'm shit.
Shit.
Thank you.
Business, kickboxing.
Okay?
Awesome.
- Four.
*thud*
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- Oh my God.
music
Bye.
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walking is for both of us.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm just going to be here.
Thank you.
Don't move on.
Hello.
You have to go fast, G.
Show me the power.
*sad music*
Thank you.
Basically in case you've watched our series before we spend all our money on it
on the program.
Huh?
just upset the broke boy.
That's what we do.
Yeah.
where I found out I could drive past the road
beef and the broke boys out of the way.
What the fuck am I coming here for? A walk?
Like a bitch.
- Moving.
Go!
Thank you.
I don't even think we have to collect our own luggage.
sending broke boys to get my luggage.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
Yeah, so the quick thing is bring it one up to speed. So Mike took forever to do every episode. He knew by the end of the last episode. He was really fucking slow. We were giving a millionaire's life and he took too fucking long. So he fired Mike. It's a shame.
I liked Mike.
I like mine too. And then loads of cool shit happened. Loads of shit that should have been on film. Loads of amazing episodes were missed. And then I was walking down the street one night and I saw this fucking huge 7 foot 4 dude.
I said, what's your name? With a camera. Yeah, he had a camera, and he's walking around, and he had a sign saying, I want to do a vlog with my name, Gunsler.
7'4", Rubik's Cube World Champion.
So you had to wrestle him to the ground and capture him. Like a Pokemon. Exactly. And now he makes our videos.
You can't see what he looks like.
- He's 7 foot 4.
Rubik's Cube World Champion.
That's wonderful.
Thank you.
So run, fold, a new camera guy. And now all our episodes are going to be all better beyond time.
Dubai is not a failed society. Dubai is alright. I prefer Bucharest, but Bucharest is cold.
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Thanks for watching!
Bye.
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So basically, I'm going to go to the next episode.
About four different penthouses to buy.
- Jeez.
One of the bedrooms is substantially better, and I think I should get the bedrooms because I'm the oldest.
- No. - I don't care.
I found this place at the top.
I've got a dice, I've got a dice. I do not have a dice. Do you have any internet dice we can use?
Do you have coin? I do not have coin.
Happy not a coin.
Do you have a coin? I'm not a broke boy. Why the fuck would I have a coin? You're a broke boy. I definitely don't. Does Ron Paul have a coin? Maybe Ron Paul has a coin. You don't have to say you're a broke boy or not, because he's bigger than me.
But it would be useful.
Any coin of any height. Boom!
English 10p. Alright, boom. English 10p. Alright, I flip, you call it. Let's do it. Let's take out the game.
Go on, flip it. Hands.
Thank you.
Hey! Woo!
- Pick up the fire.
No luck. Beginning of the adventure. Alright.
Let's go out.
We're gonna go do that. I don't know. Are they skydiving or wind surf? I think they're wind surf. Check Rod Folt's face. Why are you looking at these people like that, Rod Folt? Why? Because Rod Folt's black. And black people don't float around the sky on fucking parachutes. That's what white people do.
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