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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
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All right, so we're going to Never See. I've never been to a festival before in my life. Hey, we've got a VIP table. I said, are we gonna be in the crowds with the worms? I don't like worms, I don't like people. He said, no, it's VIP, no worms. I don't like sweaty people jumping up and down, wormishly. So if I get pissed off, hit one, hit another, before you know it, it's me murders.
So he said, "No, you've been quarantined." We had to find three hotel rooms, one for me, one for Tristan, one for Mike. And for three days, that was like fucking four grand, 'cause the last room's available. And then we got a booze. So this fucking tables, VIP, blah, blah, blah, this weekend's gonna cost 10,000, 15,000 euros at least. And people say, "Oh, Dave, you're greedy. "Why do you need so much money?" It costs 10,000 euros to go to a fucking crowd of idiots.
That's how much it costs.
Bullshit.
I'm playing a war room member at chess and driving my car at the same time. If I lose, I'm gonna lose.
Sloughest car but the best drivers don't worry about it. We'll keep up. Should have been a cowboy.
I'm riding up on the young cat drive, just feeling the young girl's heart.
There's no need for the car to be this loud. There's no need. It's pure just to piss everyone off.
They say buy an expensive car if you want girls. It's not true. If you want eight-year-old boys, then you buy an expensive car. Girls don't care. Young boys are fascinated.
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*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* See how many of them caught them in the air? There's about four hotels in Mahaya that aren't shit, that weren't built during communism, this is one of them. But, for the price of staying here, it's twice as much as a Dubai hotel. Alright, let's go to 6106 first. Let's head back and it's screwed it over. We randomly picked which room.
You chose the bad room, screw me over. I don't know which one's the bad fucking room.
Thank you.
Fine. What do we have here? Not bad. At least it's worth the money now. Like, I thought it was gonna be a crappy little room. This is actually okay. Alright, let's sit here.
The two girls get jerked off, drink some champagne.
I'm gonna go to my room, but if it isn't to this standard or better,
You're in trouble. I'm in fucking trouble. You picked your own fucking room, dumbass.
Right here. You fucked me. You said, here's your key.
I said pick a fucking key. If your room is my sir, I'm kicking you in the nuts. I'm kicking you in the nuts.
All in all, I'm pretty happy.
Yeah. I'll let you off. You came this close. Let me off! You came this fucking close! Let's change fucking rooms then! Where's the fucking booth? Here we go. I'll do the Jameson, you do the vodka. Ramazotti. Here you go, Mike. Tap water only. After this, we're going to see Mike's room and I'm drinking from his menu. Tap water only.
Thank you.
Now we're talking just for fucking things, dude. Alright, let's go see my turn.
See how badly Mike fucked us out of our money.
Let me put this on my skirt storage first so all the hoes are like, "Is that your roof?" It's big! You should see my dick! Mike, what room are you?
6102. Wrong room bro, 6102. Plan account numbers, you're late with every fucking episode. Yeah, every Friday. There's never been on a Friday. Every episode. Oh sorry, I only had six days. I haven't managed to make the four minute episode. Flying around the world, living in luxury accommodation.
Fucking hell, Mike. He's still taking the piss.
It's still pretty fucking nice. It's great man. Mr. Late Episode. Yeah.
It's alright, it's a nice big bed so you can sleep in and not get the edits done. Yeah, so you can just say "Oh sorry, Sunday, Sunday."
Fucking Sunday. - What is this? Nice fucking balcony as well? With two chairs? You can get your dits sucked on here, and you're busy not fucking making the episode.
There is no matassi.
Drink up Mike, it's good for you.
- It's good for you, I know you're strong. - Yeah, but then Mike, I'm gonna have to pay them.
Stop on.
Why aren't all the redneck companies? It's like a redneck thing. It's like a redneck thing. It's like in a five-star hotel, 300 euros a night, you walk 10 meters, it's a guy selling corn.
3, 2, 1, go!
Not only did he get whooping, he got whooping while I ate corn.
I was eating corn the whole time with one hand, corn, other hand kicking your ass. You will never recover from this embarrassment. For the rest of your human years, you will suffer. You'll always be illusory. There's nothing you can do to turn back the ball, you know? Corn in one hand, ass whooping in the other.
50 % of my powers and you're still lost. Oh, just another day in the life of a loser. Lost again, didn't you? What next? Anything else you're gonna lose out here or you're done? Anything else? You're a failure. Failure of a man.
- I suppose, yeah.
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*music* *music*
Go tell this dickhead we were in here before. Go talk to him, Mike. In Romania and tell him that we're not going on. Oh, wait, wait, he's just giving him some money. Fucking Romania. Go around, go around, go around. Tristan hands him 50 leg. Jesus. We have to bribe everyone to do everything here.
When I'm in the Aston, Tristan can never lose me. When I'm in the Lambo, he doesn't stand a fucking chance. He's miles, he's gone.
Cut your hook, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here you go
But this is the camera that I'm going to do.
If you don't want to film it, let the camera film.
I'm going to film my record
Some of the book are coming now with the other numbers. They'll be here in two hours. And if you buy a pair of the same, change the number. It's the original number. Yeah, he told you that if it's the same case in your car, in your Lamborghini, change it. -Kristen, how are you? My colleague was telling the public back home that we were supposed to see your branding. -Yeah, but... Three methods how to pick up girls when you are the Tate brothers. How do you pick up girls? Is it enough just to show up?
I don't think he's doing something. You have the wrong impression. I mean, tonight's Saturday, go to bed early, church tomorrow.
We eat, then we go. Oh, I see. I'm going to read your own messages to you.
because you're pretending that I'm the idiot. Let me just explain to you. No, I just didn't want... 12 hours booze fest.
8pm to 8am. Pussies. You're a cunt. Shots on the beach. Now. Oh, I'm tired. My vagina's tired. What is this faggot shit? That was you 15 minutes ago. I'll have to be able to. I cannot hear you.
over the sound of being a real man.
The adrenaline and testosterone was pumping through my body so loudly
that my ears
Can't hear your windings.
Amen.
because we got the G7 universe inside.
That's Lou Jameson. I don't know how to have this shit. Yeah, that's actually fucking...
terrible.
Destroyed me last night. Come on, vodka. Drink up.
Thank you.
What the fuck is that? We're all gonna die when we're like 45. Let's fucking get at it. I need to make sure I had enough cigars.
One two three four five six seven eight nine
10
11. I've got 11 cigars.
Bruno, hello. - Bruno! Again. - So beautiful, the never see boy.
I'm no Never See Boy. He is a Never See Boy. No, I'm no Never See Boy. He's going to Never See. He's not beautiful though.
My boy breath. Oh, your boy goes to Never See. I will tell him hello. You should come to Never See. Party.
We could fall in love. You could be my Cinderella. Pressure cleaning up. You're sucking this dick!
How did you get these without waiting in line? Some guy. Some guy who was in line. Yeah. Gave the money to the guy who was in line. So wait, he waits in line, buys tickets and sells them for more. No, no, no. He was already in line buying his own tickets. They went over and said, yo, bro, I'll give you a bit of extra money. I'll buy five. You've been waiting in the queue for an hour. Time is money. Time is money. Yeah, time is money. Two hours of my time.
I can't wait.
Cheers, everyone.
*Sings*
with this. Caffeine lethal dose. The lethal dose of caffeine for most people is around 10 grams. A cup of coffee has between 100 and 200 milligrams. That's 400 milligrams per coffee. I'm only about 40% at lethal dose if I drink these. It's about 65% if you do them all. 65% of a lethal dose of caffeine.
I do love coffee.
Are you happy to do something? Yeah, I feel rejuvenated, awake. I have a stomachache and my eyes open.
Thank you.
I'll stick on top of these.
Thank you.
Thank you.
One bit of double-sided tape, that will stick till we get back to the hotel bro. Just don't speed, don't get up to your foot down.
*music*
What?
Thank you.
Thank you.