Transcript
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
you
Luxembourg is a failed society.
Bye.
Today, my brother stole a car. He stole a car from Switzerland and he made me drive it across two international borders
to Luxembourg. And now I don't know what he's gonna do. - I didn't steal a car. I rented a car from Geneva Airport. And they told me that all the convertibles have to be returned to Geneva. Cannot return them anywhere else in Europe.
because they need the convertibles in Switzerland. I don't know why people have to drive around the Alps with a convertible. So when I rented the car, I told them I'd return to the airport. I decided to change, I changed my mind and decided I had to come here to Luxembourg.
I called 6th and told them I was going to come to Luxembourg.
They said, "That's not allowed." I said, "Well, what happens if I do it?" They said, "You can't do that. You have to return to Geneva. That's technically stealing." It's not stealing the car if I give them the car back. So I'm going to drive to Sixth.
in Luxembourg, I'm gonna hand them the keys, I'm gonna walk out.
and I can't get arrested for stealing because I ain't got the car, I've given it back to the company.
perhaps in the wrong place,
but I still give it back to them.
- There, a rest yard will left. I'm gonna do shit. No one can do shit to me.
I'm the underboss of this holocaust. I've seen you get arrested four times. I'm an international criminal. I've seen you get arrested plenty of times. Listen, six fucking rental cars are like a conglomerate. They're huge. They've gone from America to fucking Hong Kong. I've moved their car from Geneva to Luxembourg. I'm sure they'll negotiate the situation and get it back. Fuck them. I fucking tried to be reasonable on the phone and said, no, I'm dropping off in Luxembourg. You can't. You can't. Bitch, I can do what the fuck I want. I don't listen to women. Well, we're not driving back.
I don't listen to the women I have sex with. So why am I going to listen to the woman on the phone?
Some idiot. On minimum wage, trying to control my life. You can be a 10 out of 10 beauty queen with big ass titties and you can't control my life. But I'm going to listen to the fucking whoopee who won't even suck me off. No thanks.
I have a bad feeling that the office...
in the airport.
you
Bye.
Well, it's an adventure at least. Now, do we have anything in this car?
They're trying to hide from me. They're hiding the staff. They're reprimanding. They're about to receive them.
Oh, hi.
I think there's a car from Switzerland,
Bye.
You physically hold me.
The only way that it would take to physically hold the box out is the key box. What if we just put the keys in the key box on the left?
That's an option. It just feels like I want to confront them and tell them what I did. Look upstairs.
Otherwise, yeah, keep in the box, I'm out for that.
I scared you, Andrew.
They ran away.
What kind of bullshit country is this? They're afraid of me. What if our landmen actually wanted to bring a fucking car? They knew. I was about to tell them. The reality of their own lives. What is this shit? What day of the week is it?
They're pussies. They knew I was about to tell them. I stole your car from Switzerland. I'm giving it to you so you can't call the police. They should be open, actually.
Key box. Fuck 'em.
You can't put the fucking keys in the key box. Keys in the key box in the wrong country.
banned sixth from accessing money to my bank. Never do business with them again. Pop set.
Let's go. He walks.
Good morning.
I don't regret making one of those.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Keybox.
- Thank you.
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- Good.
*chewing*
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- Good.
- Two, six.
or your fucking car.
- Let's get out of here.
Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Did you miss me?
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So today my brother got fucked. What he did was he thought he was clever and wanted to get a t-shirt and a pair of pants washed.
So he took a taxi to the laundromat yesterday, dropped it off and the taxi back. 100 euros.
18 euros to get the clothes washed.
They did the same taxi one today.
218 euros to wash like 50 euros worth of clothes. He could have just bought the fucking clothes again. It's ridiculous. And he's not even ashamed of himself. He's pretending it's a good thing. Terrible.
Luxembourg is actually officially the most expensive place I've ever been. Here's my taxi receipt. It's 72 euro to go six kilometers, which is about 10 minutes to the laundromat. It's 72 euro to come back. And it was 18 euro to wash it. And then I'd go collect it again, which was 72 euro. And 72 euro to come back. So we can do that math off the top of my head. What's 72 times four? Really? 144? Come on. No, that's 72 times two. What's 72 times four? 288. 288 plus 20. So it's cost me 308 euros.
Jesus.
to wash a t-shirt and a pair of trousers that cost me maybe $40.
- Yes.
not including the drinks we've had here, the coffees,
We had dinner. We didn't do anything extravagant.
But in total, including hotel rooms, I've spent
6
thousand euros in two days in Luxembourg.
Just sleeping, eating and washing some clothes.
If you can accuse him of being with girls, most of the time you're right.
But this time you're wrong. This girl he did not see. This girl... Then why is she told me that they are together? Because everyone wants to be with the Tate. It's normal. Every girl wants to be with the king.
But yeah, everyone oh no everyone she's acting bad while she's here in my hotel room having sex exactly just like oh
Don't act tough
Last night it was oh!
Maripola
Varog. I didn't say this.
Come on, they pull up.
B-Name.
So no, this girl he didn't do. No, he's innocent. This girl no.
Okay, trust me.
Thank you.
I will never speak to you again. I'm sorry baby. Yeah, it's fucking right you're sorry.
There we go. Vindication. That's how we do it, Mike.
Do you know what I mean? Because I told you if I fucked her, I would say yeah I fucked her. Up the ass, upside down, doggy style, on the floor, I would tell you everything. I never fucked her, I met her twice, proved it.
I said, "How many times do we meet? Only two?" She was like, "I think yes, haha, but we didn't sleep." I know it 100%.
I said, I know it too.
Fish?
She's just mad though. She's apologizing. She's mad that she's wrong. Isn't that crazy? Because she told me you were with sheep. Mike told me he fucked your mom.
- Six months? - Yeah. Mike told me he fucked your mom 20 years ago, so he might be your dad.
Daddy Mike. You gotta call him Big Daddy Mike.
Big Daddy Mike. Yeah, Big Daddy Mike. I don't care what people say. This is women. Okay, if you don't care, that's
Why? You wrote me after that. This is a lesson about women, let me tell you.
If this girl said, "Yes, Tristan, you fucked me," she would be happy that she's right.
I didn't fuck her and she's angry because she's wrong. She's angry I did not fuck this girl. This is how we... next time I'll fuck her. I'll fuck her tomorrow. Every time she says did you fuck this girl, fuck them. Okay, next time you say did you fuck this girl, if I didn't I will fuck them first.
Then you're always right, baby. Then you're always right. Yeah. You're mad that I didn't fuck her because you're wrong and I'm right. Is that how women are? These people, I'm glad our relationship does not have these.
Me and you, we're different.
We don't have none of these issues, do we, baby?
I love you. Except for the pool above. It's been being changed. I don't want to be near you. Oh, baby.
That's not what you do at night. At night, do you know what she does? She attacks me. Koala bears me.
I can't even move, I can't even breathe. Today seems different than yesterday. Oh okay. Let's do it. We'll leave it now so...
The reason we're even in Luxembourg in the first place is because this is where a supercar rally begins. Now every fucking year Andrew drags me on one of these stupid supercar rallies where we start in one city
and go somewhere else in Europe. This one we've actually helped organize and ends in Bucharest. But if you don't know this about me, I have had three serious car crashes in my life. One almost killed me and one permanently injured my shoulder and finished my kickboxing career. So I am a nervous passenger. I fucking hate sitting in cars when I'm not driving them myself. So me and Andrew have decided on this supercar rally that we're going to flip a coin for who
long.
Germany!
is a failed society!