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It beat the BMW, it beat the Audi. Ferrari had too far of a head start for us to catch. I would have caught him eventually, obviously.
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
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So, Andrew likes to go on these car rallies where a bunch of people with their nice cars get together and drive somewhere. He enjoys it. Cool, I do it for him. So he booked and paid for this thing. And due to unforeseen circumstances, which I cannot discuss on camera, he's still in...
in England. So I'm going, I'm taking one of the cars to meet these people and start this drive without him. And he promises he'll catch up. I don't know when, I don't know when he's flying here, I don't know how he expects to catch up. But if he doesn't catch up and I have to do this drive by myself, I'm going to be pissed.
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So Andrew decided that we go on this rally. As far as I know he's still in Bucharest and I am just on the road to Brasov by myself.
I'm alone. I tried to stick next to my friend Eddie and we got separated at some junction by a police officer and I'm just driving to Brashel. I can do this for free any day of the week in any of my cars. Andrew's not here. What the f*** do I have to do in Brashel anyway? We'll find some action, make it worthwhile.
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I've never driven a track in my car like
life. And I was the best, but I've never driven off track.
And I was on the best
There was about 45 minute rule meeting in Romania So I got fucking clue what the rules are done how to get on get off. I don't know anything So let's hope we don't die because I got food was about to happen but inspect us I think safety inspection
But like I said other rules, so we'll see what's happening Drive drive on the road
don't come off the road those are the rules basically I don't know why I took them 45 minutes in Romanian to say that don't come off the road don't crash don't come off the road the end.
end.
What did he say?
So they said the windows and the seatbelt.
I don't know what the rules are I don't know what's going on just put the car in race that's all I need.
Here we go Mike.
I think it was me. I don't think you're allowed to overtake. Who? You speak Romanian. You understand the rules, bro. You should have told me the rules.
It's a good one, but I don't like it.
We had our fun and we didn't die. So that's enough. No it's f***ing stuff.
It smells burning. Something's burning.
Yeah that's enough. You beat the BMW. You beat the Audi. Ferrari had too far of a head start for us to catch. I would have caught him eventually obviously. Obviously I want to caught you. Yeah. After a few years.
After two laps I'm done. I don't want to keep going and going and going.
I don't want to keep going and going and going.
- I hate.
There's 175 of these in the world. People putting these in museums. He's smoking in the car. He's dropping ash all down the side. It's £260,000 limited edition Aston car. Is that it? What the f***? Grow up. He's going that way up the bus. Can't beat him this way.
I'm washing my own car. I haven't washed my own car for six years. I'm super angry. What kind of town doesn't have a car wash where people wash their car for you? I'm outstanding. I think you should do this. Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't fall.
throw.
So I don't mind having daughters. Daughter is fine by me.
But it's the standards of men that let me down because you we all know all of us at this table. We know that men are Men are horrible the man that's gonna be in her life. Oh, I would rather meet a man if a man came to me and say look Well, I'll cheat on your door, but I won't get caught
I'll respect her in this blah blah blah rather than a man who
Pretends he loves her and jerks off all day to porn and like men are such losers these days That's my problem. My problem is not actually with the girl that I'll have my problem is with the men that she'll meet exactly You know what I mean? That's my main problem. It was nicely explained. But in my head. Yeah, but your daughter is only five years five months old mine is nine so
Everyone have a drink of me. Come on.
No one's gonna die. - Nice to meet you guys. Guys, and you know what? What a pleasure. You're all great gentlemen.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Go grab something to eat.
fine enjoy this
Beautiful city.
Alright, so we could go layer -ish and go like bright purple. I'm also thinking like a gold, sandy colour because it's got red access so that gold and red will look good.
Or, I don't know, what are you thinking? You could go full chrome or gold chrome and just really take the piss. It is McLaren.
So as I told you guys back in Lutheran, people in England are often asking
That's why I live here. And they think this country is some sort.
So they sit in Luton on the internet telling me I live in a shitty country.
This is the city center. Malls over here, hotels over here.
This is our guest though.
palace in the middle of the city.
In Luton we had the town hall, the war memorial
This is what the city in Romania has been saying.
Look at the people.
Happy, healthy, well-dressed.
classy people.
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Thank you.
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No one's gonna stab me.
Maybe this guy.
Yes.
No, he didn't stab me.
All right.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
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Not to mention...
It's about 32 degrees and the sun is shining as well.
high there
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The road worked, surprising for Romania. Yeah, yeah, it's nice to see actually they're finally fixing this road. This is the main road that runs a circle around Bucharest. Now here it's not so bad, but if you go three kilometers this way, it's bumpy, there's no lights, you can't see it.
Night time. I'm surprised no one dies on it. Well, people do die on it. That's the worst thing. And they still don't fix it.
I've got to drive to the bank of mine to get the money so I can't get in here.
One minute.
I need money.
Oh, honey! 10 minutes.
Mergem bankomat. Good morning. I'm here in Bucharest, Romania, and I'm here to take collection of my brand new car today Me and my brother have just purchased the first McLaren 720S in this country. Now if you're wondering why a car like this is being delivered on a truck like that It's because here in Romania we have every type of dealership and service you could think of Ferrari Lamborghini Aston Martin Rolls -Royce, but we do
have McLaren so I had to buy this car all the way from sunny England and bring
I'll be back with you.
bring it here to Bucharest. So here we go. My brand new McLaren 720S. Give Andrews money.
It's fine.
first. I cursed you.
Super.
Thank you.
Planet Zorbon.
Thank you.
car the size of a bee and bit me like eight times. I've never seen a mosquito. It was like this. And I'm driving. Trying to ninja. I tried. I opened the doors and wouldn't leave. Planet Zorba. Open the trunk to the car. I'll put some things in there.
How's that not real? Look at the size of that mosquito bite.
a mosquito the size of a bee it was like this I could hear it like a bee you know what a mosquito the size of a bee is more intimidating than a bee the size of a bee. yeah cause a bee can sting you once and f*** them. mosquito the size of a bee is scary. are you happy today or are you going to be a miserable f*** as usual?
Thank you.
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